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>ugh ewww get away from me you creep!
if I was a celebrity, on a good day I'd be frustrated with people asking me for autographs and shit all the time.
On a bad day, I'd probably go RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE mode.
>>25963121
What a bitch, he only wanted an autograph, he wasn't hitting on her or being "problematic". She seriously can't take a moment out of her oh so busy life to make one fan happy for the day?
>>25963248
That guy sells autographs on eBay and fake cries when he doesn't get them
108, how about you?
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mental illness, good stuff
58
Mentally fucked. I hate myself.
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Should I give up?
Shouldn't Kristen Stewart be the "go to" waifu of /r9k/?
>shy
>introverted
>qt
>doesn't use social media
>nice feet
>cheated on a rich, handsome and famous man so she will definitely cheat on you
kill yourself disgusting footfaggot
>>25962393
>not a virgin
THAT DISGUSTING SLUT WILL NEVER BE MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
helo
i have a free bf (me) voucher and i would like to offer it it to someone
i have been told by family that i am likeable and i am interested in introspection, nightwalks, books, music and i think conversation
other voucher holders can post too
>>25960041
Interested, tell me more Anon.
>>25960041
Describe what you look like. Tell us your age and where you live
>>25960041
what music do you like? pls tell
Let's start up a new thread since the old one died
beastman/qt gamergirl/insecam thread
Here's a live funeral
Get in here
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/262336/
>>25951418
All those empty chairs...
>>25951524
its not a sporting event. you dont have to fill the stands.
Try and find one we can play sound, also whats beastmans link?
Why do you watch anime?
I watch anime because I have no friends!
I watch ecchi and yuri because i enjoy looking at titties
I watch anime because it fills the time in between my sleeping hours. I'll take just about anything that distracts me from the misery of being alive.
I have no friends because I watch anime
>fap so much you turn asexual
>>25968744
I know this feel, I now only jack it whenever I get the urge/boner, but I don't really enjoy it or persue relationships with girls
For me it's more like
>fap enough you can actually concentrate for a goddamn second
But everything around me is still vaguely sexual, and I still absentmindedly search my favorite terms on my favorite porn sites looking for new shit
>>25968744
>tfw when you try to do nofap but lose all interest in pursuing girls
What the fuck is wrong with me? I've even been feeling more tired and depressed as a result of this.
Anyone else here /poorasfuck/
>have shitty broken down house
>live in rediculously cold climate
>all my windows are broken and made of wood
>the cold and dry air shrinks the wood so it lets in a ton of air
>can smell the smell of stale fresh air old rotting window wood and mold
>entire house is rotting and damaged
>walls are thin and I can hear people downstairs breathing
>will never have a car
>I think this poverty house is killing me
How hard is it to get a small room in a city? Like can I just run away from this and get a 80 sq ft room in a house? I need to get out
I live in a vintage Volkswagon bus behind a gym. I'm technically homeless, but I'm happy. I just hang out at the beach all day and work 5 hours a week doing construction to buy food.
I'm so happy I've been /middleclass/ so far in my life. If I'm ever too poor to comfortably browse the internet I'm gonna end it phams.
>>25968461
what shithole country is that?
>sister makes me chicken mahkani
>sister makes me fettuccine Gorgonzola
>sister makes me banana bread
>sister makes me a smoothie
>sister buys me video games
>sister shares anything she find on the internet she thinks will make me laugh
Who here loves their sister?
>sister buys me alcohol
>sister buys me weed
>sister tries out new recipes all the time and lets me eat them
She's actually pretty based desu senpai.
>>25968006
That afterglow after a 2 hour wincest session.
I know these feels OP.
Who else /allmalehousehold/?
What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio tech?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty butty position
>>25967865
Right now (NEET):
>Mom wakes me up around 12pm so we can have lunch
>As soon as I'm done with lunch I go back to bed
>Grab my laptop and stay there for hours
>Around 9pm I take a shower and have dinner
>And then I go back to bed with my laptop until I fall asleep
>>25967865
fuck you, get out
>>25967865
Bed shotgun?
>finally reach a balance with tfwnogf
>go to work and play vidya every day, shit seems bearable even without gf
>I have to deal with qt in my office daily and it's just the two of us but I never cared even if she was solid 8/10 and my age because she is married with another guy in the company even before I was hired, could talk to her almost normally, never stuttered or anything
>finally come to term with the wizardom I'll achieve in two years
>i don't even give a fuck about random girls on the street or the train anymore
>finally get into the right mindset to get a waifu
>colleagues talking about their girls just get ignored by me and their tries to make me approach girls fall completely flat
>feel "happy" instead of tfwnogf
>suddenly, qt from office at work gets pregnant and has to be replaced for a year
>hope the directors don't hire a qt
>REALLY FUCKING WISH they don't hire a qt
>they fucking hire a qt
>w-won't matter, she is probably married/has bf
>look her up on normiebook
>no bf or husband to speak of, seems like a decent grill, only has a few friends and decent enough liked things including some Nintendo video games
>she's nearly perfect for me
>the day finally comes, she's in the office with me
>constant anxiety, stutter comes back, can't look her in the eyes
>have to explain stuff to her and I'm losing spaghetti and sperging out everywhere
>feel jealous because colleagues are making progress with her and despite the fact she was friendly at first she now looks at me like I'm some sort of fucking alien
>constant feel of having no gf and having failed at life comes back in full force
Help me brobots. How am I supposed to deal with this for a full fucking year?
>>25967848
She's off limits anyway.
Don't dip your pen in the company ink/shit where you eat.
Bad idea.
It's for the best, you could never make her happy anyway.
Just embrace your upcoming ascension to wizardom, young apprentice
Just try to act normal and she will start to think you as a regular guy. You probably weirded her out.
ITT: We post pics of the blizzard where we are
>>25967841
no such thing in south New Mexico
>>25967841
there is literally fucking zero snow in my city because for some reason ontario is having its warmest winter since the 1950's this year
>>25967841
WOW! I know exactly where that is!!
All these matches and still nobody replies or stops replying. What's wrong with me senpai?
>>25967638
you're above average looking but not Chad, so they talk to Chad and have you as a back up
An example of an interaction
Also when they find out my height 5'6 they actually get mad.
>>25967638
did you try asking them out somewhere?
What does he whisper, /r9k/?
>>25967473
>I'm going to quit writing this comic in ten years haha I'm an el
Congrats op you found the one person on this board that reads this
Post the weird pedo ones.
>>25967473
"AlI women are whores"
Can somebody explain me how evolution works? 3.5 billion years ago some microbial organism occured. Why didn't it stay the same forerever and developed into all these different forms of life? How are we evolving right now?
As far as I can tell, everything alive is such for the sake of having sex and procreating, thus creating another life, and everything evolution-related is such because it helps a creature somehow between its birth and its procreating to actually procreate. So the question should not be how evolution works, it should be why life is, since evolution appears to be a consequence of life.
Evoution is genetic change in a population.
>Very early organisms occasionally develop mutations as a natural error in DNA replication
>A small percentage of these mutations lead the offspring to become superior to the parent cell in some way that allows it to reproduce more
>Population of superior organisms continues to multiply, outcompetes the source population
>Different species develop as a result of different mutations accumulating and separating groups of descendants
>Because the environment is always changing, and other species are always changing, there are always new factors to adapt to, so even without mutations the frequency of alleles will shift
>Organisms keep developing and splitting into distinct species for a very long time, becoming more complex as they go, and now we have the immense diversity we see today as a result
So basically, it didn't stay the same because DNA replication is imperfect and messes up sometimes. Most of the time this is bad but sometimes happy accidents happen. But only one individual and its offspring will have the mutation, the species doesn't evolve as a whole. This is what causes the splitting into different species. "We're evolving right now" is a bit misleading, no individual evolves, the population does. Based on survivability factors (selection against genetic diseases, for instance), reproductive factors (selection for more attractive individuals), and pure chance (but that's only significant in small populations, it's called genetic drift), the sum of the alleles of the individuals in our species is always changing. I think a good example is the different races (subspecies) of human. We were separated from each other long enough to develop distinct adaptations and differences, but not long enough to be reproductively incompatible. If we didn't start migrating to other continents and race-mixing we would almost certainly develop into different species (can't produce fertile offspring) eventually.
>>25967929
If we evolved from monkeys, then why are monkeys still around.
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