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>you will never have an 7/10 chick yelling and commanding you to get in your own car while she's sitting in the passenger seat while calling you a piece of shit
I know this gets said a lot but....why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ
I'm fucking upset now
Please tell me this bitch is dead or in jail
>>25960444
she wanted a ride home, he wouldnt have been able to fuck her
>>25960444
>7/10
this poo in loo is a 4/10 at best. And I'm being generous here.
I'm in Japan for a month. What are the best places for a weeb to cum all over himself in amazement?
Akihabara is the place for weaboo faggots and otakus
Related, anyone have that link of the guy who went to Japan, met a Japanese woman who took him to her house, stayed with her for a whole month and even slept in the same bed without a single kiss or having sex with her when he saw her naked in the shower? It was somewhere in the archives and from r9k but I lost the link.
>>25960469
More like the place for weaboo faggots and otakus to get mugged.
They know you're easy money and you brought a lot of it to get there.
>/r9k/ is infested with normies
>Normies think they are also robots and there are fembots and different shades of robot between normie and robot
Starting /r9k/ Reconquista now. We will take back /r9k/ from the normies!
RECONQUISTA NOW.
>>25960326
Lol normie here stay mad brah this isn't your private secret club of autists
>>25960326
ughhhhlllleeeee
>>25960326
lol nice pic friend
I'm going to post it on facebook :^)
At least your dick doesn't look like this
>>25960101
What the fuck are those worm things sticking out of the skin. Is this an std or some sort of maggot infestation?
Mine does desu senpai
Yeah, instead it looks like this.
>sent 4000 texts between the two of us over the past month
>phonecalls last hours
>invited me to stay at hers for a few days
Does she like me?
How do I not fuck this up?
Can I greet her with a kiss or is that a bit much?
>>25960090
She wants to steal your kidney Anon.
>>25960090
>that many texts
>phonecalls that long
>few days instead of one night
sorry but this sounds like a friendzone
>>25960129
Don't listen to this anon. Situation is murky. Could very well be that she wants your meat rocket in her ham socket.
However, do NOT greet with kiss (unless you have kissed her before). Feel out the situation first. Watch movie, cuddle, make move. Tbh you could even confess you like her.
Caveat: if you get shot down it will be an awkward as fuck few days
good morning wagecucks, another day another dollar! Spend your time wisely, an entire week of slavery starts on monday, better prepare the work your boss asked you to finish
wagecuck here eating pizza with my qt gf, you mad virgin?
>>25959976
nice address dumb fuck
>>25959986
Boo hoo faggot, like there's anything to be scared of. Some pasty fat virgin who lives in his mothes basement has my address.
shaking in my boots.
>tfw you've masturbated 11 times today
I have a problem
Make it an even dozen.
Or a baker's dozen. Just don't leave it at 11.
Jesus my dick gets sore after doing it twice.
Do you even feel anything?
>>25959961
It's pretty sore man but I could probably squeeze out 2 or 3 more if the mood struck again.
Which country is the best to be a NEET in?
Is this the upside down Britanny flag?
>>25959772
I guess some scandi nation that pays everyone a standard income
doesnt denmark do that?
IIRC some Nordic country has a really sweet deal.
The UK is good with ESA but I'm sure there's much better.
>Easy to get on
>Can get rent paid for
>Receive 125 pound a week (Gets tricky to increase it after that) with no interaction with anyone for a year minimum if you initially get on the support group
>Some other stuff I'm probably missing
Do you guys hate all women or just the ones that hurt you?
I've given up but apparently when you stop pursuing sex most women have nothing else to offer.
>>25959728
I hate anyone who pisses me off, it just so happens that women piss me off far more often.
I hope that cleared a few things up for you, anon
>>25959728
I don't hate them they just bore me. Rarely have anything interesting to say and seem to be stuck in the mentality of a teenager well into their late 20s.
They think their life is a TV show and thrive on drama and dumb "love triangles".
I don't know family, I just have no desire for a woman right now
How do you proceed?
With my pe-nis
toast the roast, then coast to be where i'm supposed
>>25959716
Throw that tennis ball and try to get a good game of fetch going
Who here /out/?
Why is the woods so comfy?
>>25959653
Does this shit cost a fuckton?
As a depressed NEET with no purpose in life could I live as minimalistically as possible and spend 90% of my life finding ways to travel to new places to spend time /out/?
>>25959653
Because suicidal poeple like to be out in the woods. I'm guessing in the near future you'll go out to the woods to kill yourself.
>>25959719
I won't fuck you
>age
>have you ever been in love
25
No and I don't think I ever will be.
im mid 20s, I first started falling in love as early as 6 years old. The amount of times my heart has been broken I could count with my two hands.
Turning 20 in a month.
Not yet.
Who /socialanxiety/ here?
>have to make dentist appointment because one of my teeth is has been hurting
>finally build up the courage to call on phone
>"Hi dentist office how can I help you"
>completely draw a blank
>"hello?"
>starting to sweat need to say something
>"my tooth hurts" in high pitched voice
>"awh I'm sorry can I talk to your mother?"
>hang up just accept the pain and cry myself to sleep later that night
I'm not gonna make it
>>25959335
Just go to the doctors without an appointment. I have been there. The pain is just too much. Just go.
Then you pitch that chicken!
>leave my apartmemt and start walking right instead of left
>realize a few steps in that I actually need to go the other way
>circle around the whole block rather than just turn back because I'm worried someone might have seen that I made a mistake
>late to my appointment
This honestly isn't even a life we're living. How did it come to this?
SPENT 300 BUCKS ON HOOKERS THIS MONTH SO FAR
>>25959325
Better than being virgin.
As long as youre using condoms.
>>25959325
how much per hooker ?
>>25959342
100 HALF HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qicjDdBGZGA
>he didn't even die
booooring
>>25959057
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2d_1413920505
>>25959057
I'm glad he didn't die ;^)
Looked scary as fuck, total dumbass for taking corners wide like that.
