I just realized something
It's thought all females are attention whores.
But that's because the only ones that mention their gender are attention whores.
Anyone who doesn't say their gender are assumed to be male.
That means theres probably a good amount awkward neet qts that that aren't stacy whores, i just never realized it
>>24153370
Fucking daft.
And you'll never meet them. Just let the pain out.
A long time ago, there was a /int/ meetup in Sweden where a literal 10/10 qt showed up. If there are any oldfags here they may have the pictures from it.
There are non-attention whore "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS GUYS BELIEVE ME :^)" kinds of girls on 4chan, but you'll never know it's them unless you saw it for yourself.
>Haven't logged into blackboard since September
Who /procrastinator/ here?
>>24153302
>tfw all your teacher unofficial withdrawal you from the course
>>24153433
>Show up for class every other week
>Professor tells me if I'm absent one more day she's giving me a failing grade
>Plan to skip it tomorrow
>>24154542
>professor says there will be no lecture this Tuesday
>still go to the lecture room and sit there for the usual duration of the lecture
>wake up one night while your gf is sleeping over
>she's not in bed with you
>get up to check if she's in the bathroom
>see her sneaking into your dad's room dressed like this
wat do
>>24153239
I don't have a girlfriend
>>24153239
What a fucking shitpost.
Put on my legs and shoot that skank.
Would you date my mom?
I found this pic on her laptop
Would have intercourse for sure. But dating is for idiots.
>>24153177
This.
She's alright but I don't want to interact with her demon spawn... which would be you in this case.
>>24153140
hell yeah she is hot for mommy standards
i would even get to know you OP and become your step dad and let you live the NEET lifestyle all you wanted. but if you try to kuk me I will kick you out of the house.
I've been eating at mcdonalds every day for 2 months and I have noticed a few things
>filet o fish is a $1.30 cheaper with small fries rather than on its own
>hamburgers only cost 99 cents, even though it is nowhere to be seen on the menu
>a 10 piece mcnugget is a terrible value since the 20 piece is 60 cents more
>mcdoubles and double cheeseburgers are different, one has one slice of cheese and the other has two
>the...
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>only want 10 nuggets
>20 is just a tad more
Fuck you mcdonalds. What am I going to do with 20 nuggets?
>>24153126
>>drinks are stupidity expensive
>1$ larges for any softdrink is expensive
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>tfw mcdonalds larges have been downsized extremely hard since they started doing 1$ drinks
>>24153126
>when compared to the mcdouble at a slightily higher price point
The McDouble is pretty much a superfood at this point.
That's why they raised the price the fuckin' kikes.
Alright, guys, time for an exercise.
Write a message ITT addressing your mentally ill thoughts from a logical perspective.
>>24152898
I fucking hate myself but I still think I'm better than everyone
>>24152936
SAME. FUCK. MY DAILY THOUGHTS.
I hate people and the company of others but I'm also afraid of being alone and can't stand solitude
I tried to be a normie and meet a girl. Never again.
>meet a girl
>don't spill my spaghetti, we talk a while
>go home and sleep
>have a great dream where she falls for me and we live happily ever after
>wake up and forget it was a dream
>text her this
>"you're like a diamond, priceless and beautiful"
>she...
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>>24152870
Why the fuck would ANYONE say that. Holy shit.
>"you're like a diamond, priceless and beautiful"
Seriously bro, that belongs in a cringe thread lol.
>diamond
>priceless
diamond expansive dont call her whore
>>24152870
diamonds are literally worthless the only reason they cost a lot is because of forced scarcity and the fact that it's terrifyingly easy to market useless shit to women
So I've been just diagnosed as a borderline, do any of you guys also suffer from this shit? Any tips?
>>24152687
Borderline what?
>>24152707
Borderline personality disorder, pretty wacky shit if you ask me
Me.
I stopped attempting to make friends because i can't hold stable relationships. I have only 2 friends i still talk to because they are loyal and still like me even if i do stupid impulsive bullshit.
any bi/gay robots around? how's your day been?
clingy ex keeps texting me. This has been going on for 3 weeks. I have given empty suggestions on drunken nights for a PLATONIC movie on the weekend but i just end up drinking and not responding
I don't want to hurt him but i can't do it. If i can't take care of myself i wont even try to pretend i can take care of someone else
dreamed i had a bf again
there's nothing worse than returning to your abysmal lonely reality and feeling all that happiness and affection slip away :(
how
to
get
bf
This guy just fucked your girl /b/. What do you do?
Make a diss
fuck him boipucci
He has a gun and nig friends. I do nothing.
>tfw always the guy on the right
>get shy af in person because of /r9k/ story memes yet none of that shit happens to me
Who else /CuteIntrovert/ here?
>>24152460
I used to be left, but now that I've been taking care of my appearance more and getting more attention from women, I slowly transitioning to the right.
Now all that's left is to get /fit/.
Me don't hit on me silly girls ;))
>>24152460
insecurity the post
You enter the trusty tavern. There's a different barkeep than usual, but he is still sporting the bleary eyes and calm demeanor that you've come to recognize.
"Good evenin' to you fellow 'Bot. What will it be? It'll fill up quick in here. Actually glad you are here. I've been numbing myself for hours."
Some faint notes wave over from the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIBnmdJJ50
You hear the barkeep mumbling something about being already dead, then, as you settle, see him take a gulp from his rum...
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Maybe it would be better to change up the music in here.
https://youtu.be/cMFWFhTFohk
Sure is empty in here tonight...typical monday.
Sure is lonely in here
old school robot9000 Story thread
>used to be bullied by some nigger in middle school
>wasn't that bad, it would just be things like skipping line and slapping my head
>one day the teacher assigned us seats and we sat at the same table
>we had to do group projects so i had to help him do math
>he actually listened to me and started learning
>he stopped bullying me and would make me walk with him to the bus stops, etc.
>I hated i because every time i would walk with him all the police officers knew him by name and would say hi to him (inner city school, lots of cops around the school).
>he scared the shit out of me but i was too scared to tell him to fuck off.
>he told me shit like how he took off his braces himself with a pair of pliers
>he started talking to me about his life and it was fucked up
>his dad was a gangster who died and his mom was never home
>he told me all he ate was skittles and potato chips
>i remember that one time he actually told me "anon, don't just give me the answer show me how to do it"
>he eventually stopped coming to school
>he would show up like once every 2 months and would so some stupid shit like come in with a pint of ice cream and start eating it in the class
>remember he offered me some once, i said no thanks
>then one day he came sat down and just started talking on his phone on speaker
>teacher obviously got angry and kicked him out the classroom
>he tried coming back in but she locked the door
>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in. all i did was stare straight and ignore him
>he eventually left and i never saw him again
Don't know why but this story always made me sad. Pic related it was the middle school we went to
Ok looks like no one likes story threads anymore. It was foolish of me to think otherwise. Guess I'll just go back to posting about how were virgins and how 3.5 women are all sluts
>>24152347
Did he go nuts or i got it wrong?
>>24152598
Okay so you once knew a crazy ass nigga. Neato.
I want to be fucked by a bunch of black guys. I want them to make me their slave.
I'll suck their cocks and eat out their assholes, and let them fuck me; I'll eat their semen and let them put me in chastity and parade me like a puppy. I want a black master to spank me and train me and piss on me.
God, how can you not want this?
this is why all fags should be killed
>>24152760
What's wrong? Why don't you like? I'm sure a Robot like you could use a black Master to instill some discipline and order into your life :33
ITT: the person with no replies is the winner
>>24152227
:)
fugggggg
ebin memes
>>24152227
>>24152287
hey lads
>>24152227
no no no no no no