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look at this
>>24158555
lol im a virgin and even i know where to put it in (theoretically) lmao, what a loser
Fucking kekold. He should be banned from ever having sex again.
desu if you're shagging a massive slag sometimes you can't tell the difference. especially after you've been doing it a while, but idk why she didnt just put it in for him
Dream Interpretation thread?
One of my major recurring dreams is my younger sister dying. I cry in the dream even though in real life I haven't cried in about 9 years. I practically raised her so she's very close to me, more than anyone else easily.
Why does this dream keep showing itself?
How does she die?
>>24158601
I can't remember any specific reasons, shit would just transition into a dead body in my arms.
>>24158616
Start sleeping right next to a pen and some paper.
Write that shit down as soon as you wake up so the details are fresh.
Do this about 3 or 4 times and draw parallels between the different instances.
A pattern should pop up.
>go to oneitis birthday
>loved her for 2 years but decided to stop being an orbiter and stop chasing her
>only went to birthday to hit on her friends
>ignored her the whole time and met 2 qt 3.14s
>they were sitting in my lap and laughing at all my jokes
>end of night comes
>oneitis actually kisses me and says we should go out
>past few days keeps calling me
Why are women so fucking petty?
>>24158381
Play her now or regret it for all eternity.
>>24158391
When you say play what do you mean
Faggot - the thread
http://strawpoll.me/5969510
What is your race, robots? I've been wanting to know the racial makeup of this board for a while now. Please vote.
http://strawpoll.me/5969510
>>24158332
Bump
With all the threads on here about race lately, I would have thought this would be more popular.
>pick one
fuck you too cunt
Fuckin Mericentrick asshole.
Hope Trump wins.
ITT: images that make you feel sad
I'd love a dinner like that
>>24158322
Good god, I'd rather eat cold dog food.
>>24158322
>>24158338
Who else here thinks that looks /tasty/?
LISTEN UP MY FELLOW ROBOTS
WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
OPEN YOUR MIND TO THE TRUTH, LET RAGE TAKE OVER
EUROPE
PLEASE TAKE A STAND AND END THIS MADNESS
Why would I care, europe can take care of itself and there own policy's. America has her own problems and I think if we can get trump in office Mexicans don't stand a chance.
Yurofags deserve it for being the USA bitch
>>24158111
eurocuks can get fucked
thats what they get for making all those american gun jokes
time to spend all my time on /pol/ making rape jokes
You are now manually thinking about your high school cringe
>>24158061
Actually, not, thank you ve
FUCKING SLOW DELAY NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
>>24158061
>singing to my crush at a talent show
I want to fucking die
>>24158091
What did she say, m9?
LOL
males get mutilated all the time, and it is seen as a-ok
but if a roasty gets their shit cut off, it is a problem
it says it all really
so many men get their genitals mutilated as infants, just days into their lives, with zero anesthetic. watch one some time, the baby goes into shock and even when it does start crying it's just expected to 'man up' and get over it.
and no-one gives a flying fuck, because those babies were guilty of the crime of being born male. it's a microcosm of how men are treated by society.
>>24158055
>>24158114
>seeing male circumcision as bad and believing the conspiracies against it
>mfw
Goddamn you hypocrites are being just bad as the SJWs you're criticizing.
You can still be stimulated with a circumcised penis. You can still enjoy sex with a circumcised penis. Having a circumcised penis won't cause you any health or hygiene issues in the future (in fact, it prevents them).
FGM IS a more serious issue. Feminists are right about this one. Get over it, autists.
>>24158204
>justifying jewish practices
My wife died 3 months ago.
This is what I had for dinner.
Ask me anything.
What did you have for dinner
>>24157845
Another normie bites the dust
why didnt you put cheese on it instead of ketchup
>Want to get a kitten or two because lonely as fuck and need some sort of affection
>Afraid I'll kill myself and my kitties will have no more daddy
>>24157816
A cat wouldn't miss you if you died. They just want food.
>>24158049
Yeah, cats don't care about us at all
I just think of them as cute toys that are alive
>>24158049
>>24158095
You're both complete idiots who've obviously never had a cat.
What's the deal with "super" models?
Models have bodies which accentuate and compliment the clothes they're trying to show off. They're not supposed to look beautiful by their own right.
Shit thread.
>>24157732
They all have natural eyebrows! nice.
Column 5, row 3 is the hottest girl.
>need experience to get a job
>need a job to get experience
Starting to feel like people just don't want us to work at all
It's easy to get a job. Just get one of your friends to help you. :-)
My friend got me a job paying 80k a year, and I didn't even go to college.
Go to Walmart, tell them you can work any and all hours, including holidays. They will hire you. Have fun.
>>24157731
Find a place that'll hire anyone. Lifeguarding is a good place for that. I actually started offering places to work for free before I got my foot in the door for some gigs.
>Tfw you will never live in an underwater city with a cute diver gf
Words words words filler filler filler words
I dated a girl from Indonesia whose family were pearl divers, and she was trained to do it. Pretty scary stuff.
>>24157835
How did they do it? Just snorkels? Scuba? I heard some of those divers use air compressors on boats with lone rubber hose down to their mouth. They just grip the end between their teeth.
What do you WANT to happen after death?
Do you want to become a ghost? Go to heaven? Come back as something else? Be reincarnated? Or do you want to stop existing forever? What?
>>24157598
Something interesting and fulfilling. Preferably something good that nobody could possibly see coming, but was better than their wildest expectations.
I want to just be asleep forever
It would be nice to have your mind reconstructed by a benevolent alien species who gave you a new and better body, and maybe access to technology that would allow you to bring back people from, simulate, or just explore other points in time as well as space.
>bought a pair of boots
>they're too hueg for me to feel comfortable wearing them
The shoes themselves are super cozy, but I'll look dumb wearing them.
nearly 200 bucks down the drain because it was an online purchase that i couldnt see in real life.
>go to store
>find shoe you want or something similar by the same manufacturer
>try on
>if it fits, buy online save money
Also, nearly every online shop allows you to return shit, you just gotta box it up and send it back. C'mon you ding dong go get your 200 bucks back.
>>24157626
B-but I like them....
maybe i should upload a picture.
would you be friends with someone who wears shoes like this?
is it /bishounen/ wear?
