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That if you have sex before marriage or for pleasure, you are going to burn in one of the 7 circles of hell in the afterlife for all eternity.
Repent now.
>>24150976
So basically all normies.
>>24151007
There is still time to repent. Just accept Jesus Christ as your savior and he will forgive you.
>>24150976
why repent if i'm fucked anyway
Recently downloaded Tor. What do /r9k/?
>>24150961
The use of Tor is prohibited here, anon.
Hook up all your friends emails to Sp@mza
Find cult/Satanist websites
Look at dank gore videos
Really not much besides that.
>>24151010
Fuck. Well, I'm b&.
Would it be weird if I dated a girl that has the same name as my mother? I fell like my mom would be weirded out
As long as:
>she doesn't look like your mother
>you don't call out her name during sex
>>24150834
It does seem a little weird. But if you can say the name in the middle of something sexy and not cringe, then you're good. If you cant say it, just call your gf by a nickname or something
>>24150879
It's not that it weird a me out, like I'm fine with it. She doesn't look like my mom and I'm not one to call out names during sex. I'm just worried that my mom will be weirded out.
Hey guys, "Chad" here. I'm a somewhat popular radio host and I've heard from a lot of guys going through the same thing you are. Posting about your situation on the internet all day WILL NOT improve it. What you should do is put yourself out there and meet people(I met my GF of 4 years through someone else this way). Sure it's going to be awkward at first but I guarantee a year from now your life will make a 180 by doing this. All it takes is a little determination.
>>24150796
Which radio station? I'd like to call in.
>>24150796
How did you meet your gf?
>>24150796
>Hey guys, "Chad" here.
Wtf??? ...get out.
>YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO lT lS
>>24150654
>>>/trash/ is waiting, OP.
>>24150654
NOW WATCH ME OOOOH
WATCH ME DOOOOO IT
What does a girl's feet smell like?
>>24150497
I dated a girl who's feet never sweated. Legit, she was a 5'0 Italian. So maybe that explains it.
>>24150497
Sweat. They're absolutely disgusting unless the girl has recently showered. I will never understand footfags.
>>24150557
>tfw no qt Italian gf with smelly feet
What do you do when you realize you forgot to take your antipsychotics? Do you take them in the middle of the night or do you skip them for that day?
better late than skipping a whole day
it makes sense that you would need them given all the insane shit you post here
>>24150449
Don't take psych pills you idiot.
>>24150449
what do you need to take them for?
>>24150530
what else is he supposed to do?
Yes, a perfect way to brighten anyones day
>>24150422
>a guy who tortured people because of their beliefs got a quick and potentially painless death
Yeah, not nearly bright enough for me.
what's not to love about a murdering torture artist getting his?
At least he's dead.
How do I explain to my gf's parents that I'm a NEET?
You have a girlfriend. Get out normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24150397
Why are you NEET? Between shit? Autismbux? I need more information.
>>24150397
Why the fuck are you asking us normie?
so lonely edition
>tfw no mates
>tfw from a shithole
>tfw hate my college course
>tfw can't drop out since my parents will kick me out when I do.
God save the Queen desu
I'm just so sick and tired of life lads. I can't keep living but I don't want to hurt my mum by ending myself.
Let's end this once and for all.
Who has it easier?
Men or women?
>>24150267
wheres the source for this v ideo
2D
Everything else needs to be gassed.
>>24150352
I wish I knew, faem.
ITT: I dump dutch cartoons called rooie oortjes comics and give them my autistic commentary
enjoy
No, it's actually impossible for women to have an orgasm
>>24150211
I still don't get this one
>>24150222
Nobody actually peeps anymore
>>24150260
Dutch men are all beta orbiters
I think I just bullied my first person... I feel like shit..
>>24150080
Did you cum inside?
>>24150080
You won't ever forget it or forgive yourself for it, trust me. Its the johnny walker black label for you.
>>24150080
They secretly liked it. Go further with them next time.
How often can I do MDMA, without it fucking me up, or building a tolerance?
>LSD and MDMA Friday
>MDMA just now
>Doing LSD and MDMA again thursday
I just want to be happy, and currently drugs are making me so
>>24149703
Dunno but I'm interested in this so I'll bump
>>24149703
Isn't this like the third time you've made this thread in two days?
>>24149703
Forgot
>Doing MDMA this Friday aswell
I think it is kind of funny
>>24149531
yes, it's annoying getting fetishized
especially when one of the fetishes is based around a stereotype that is completely untrue.
*i mean kekold
>>24149564
Yeah. Who wants to be seen as a lustful animal?
