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so lonely edition
>tfw no mates
>tfw from a shithole
>tfw hate my college course
>tfw can't drop out since my parents will kick me out when I do.
God save the Queen desu
I'm just so sick and tired of life lads. I can't keep living but I don't want to hurt my mum by ending myself.
>>24150553
I know the feeling chum
Also, can never decide is it more cowardly to go through with suicide, or to pussy out of it
How the hell do you make friends if you're out of school and you work with middle aged people? Am I going to have to join a fucking club or something? I feel too old for that
>>24150332
First i kek'd at the pepe 'trapped inside', but then i realized he was me.
hello lads
Guys I have a date set up with a qt, but it's next week. She has uni work this week, and is visiting family at the weekend
Do I keep messaging her up to that point? Sporadic messaging to keep her interested? Nothing until the day/a few days before? I'll run out of things to talk about at some point, and I want to save something for the actual date
I've never been in this situation before, please advise
So lads, what's up?
>>24150793
Sporadic messaging seems the most logical. Then again
>women
>logic
>>24150875
drinking Dr Pepper and listening to Iglooghost, yourself?
>>24150723
meetup.com
>>24151052
Nice, I'm just watching random youtube vids, browsing r9k and /his/
Putting on weight is so hard
Genuinely dont know how people put on weight
>>24151192
drink lots of soda, eat lots of pizza and fast food.
>>24151192
Eat a lot before bed, it supposedly slows down your metabolism.
>>24150969
Yeah, the other options seem a bit extreme either way.
Kind of hoping she falls asleep soon, so there's no pressure to keep replying with something interesting.
A week is a long time away, come to think of it. Hope she doesn't somehow go off me in that time, although she did seem pretty keen when I asked her out.
why are you up this late anons?
>>24151275
Depressed as fuck with nothing to do.
>>24151275
Duno m8, got work at 7 as well.
>>24151275
I'm doing some important procrastinating.
Plus i have insomnia due to meds withdrawal.
>>24151306
fap
play vidya
listen to music
watch stuff on youtube
watch a movie
?
>>24151275
Chromic shitposting addiction. Currently pissing around in /sp/
>>24151338
My desires to fap or do anything were just killed pretty recently by something bad, I just feel like shit now and about myself.
>go for run
>live on a hill, and go downhill right at the start of the run, so always end with a hill
>can go the rest of the run fine, but can't manage the hill, always have to stop at some point near the bottom of the hill
>pretty sure I can't really improve when all the 'improvement space' is on the hill - I'd need to work like twice as hard to be able to go another meter on the hill, compared to a meter on flat ground
Wat do?
I hope this post makes sense
>>24151451
gid gud figget
>>24151137
Good LAD. Who are your favourite subscribees, anon?
I've passed my test but haven't driven for 6 years
Do you reckon i'd be safe on the roads if i drove tomorrow
Gonna look for a job tomorrow?
>>24151451
No quitting. Pain doesn't equate to being forced to stop. It's just a warning you should callously ignore.
>>24151686
I'm obligated.
How's working as a picker/packer?
Demand must be higher this time of year, and it seems like the ultimate robot job.
fuckin' ell lads haven't stayed up this late in a while have I? Might watch some anime for a bit tbqh lads
>>24151432
what's got you down anon?
>>24151675
No, take some refresher lessens.
Think I'm going to try coffee tomorrow.
Mum's got this caramel one in the cupboard that might be nice.
>>24151865
My dream wont come true after I thought it would.
>>24151756
It's not so much leg pain, as not being able to breathe and feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack. I do try to push through it.
>>24151675
Definitely not. I went for 3 years between passing and driving, and I barely remembered anything. You need time to get the feel of the car as well. I still don't know how to properly parallel park, I end up improvising every time.
>>24151275
just on halo guardian and being miserable.
The one thing I want is someone I can just message everyday. I just feel so lonely.
>>24151900
What was your dream?
>>24151979
>and I barely remembered anything.
There's not exactly much to forget is there? Driving is piss easy
>>24152034
I can't really say here, for a couple of reasons, it'd probably end up with me feeling even more shit. All this comes down to is that I'm not the right kind of person to be able to be able to get my dream.
>>24152014
iktf bro
i wish making friends was easier
>>24152067
Give us a hint.
>>24152014
I can be that person if you'd like.
>>24152014
>>24152074
iktf too lads
It's painful
>>24152098
Are you a grill? Kinda want a grill to message everyday.
>>24151874
Half a fag
>>24152134
No I'm not not a grill, sorry man.
>>24152165
That's ok mate.
>>24151052
top beverage choice m8
>>24152087
Maybe if you're up in like 3-4 hours so I can avoid something.
>>24152199
Is it to do with someone who posts here? A fellow anon?
>>24152134
Why a girl? You'll just be friendzoned.
>>24152192
>not sprite
>>24152192
thank you senpai, i'm not an intellectual though ;-; bit thick really
>>24152230
Maybe I want a friendzone girl. Someone I can just hit up and we can do something.
>>24152269
Why not do that with a guy then?
i want a girl to talk to every day
http://www.gq.com/gallery/a-meal-at-noma?mbid=social_facebook#12
>people pay for this shit and waste 6 hours of their life eating it
I know fancy food is fine and good but come on man
how long to testicles typically take to recharge?
>>24152396
I've got long hair, I'll be your lady
>>24150793
I would say message as much as is natural. If she is returning conversation, keep it going, if she is busy with work and doesn't reply, don't worry, she's just busy, just don't message too much.
>>24151675
2 people have said no, but I went a few years between passing and buying a car and I was absolutely fine driving it home, and for that drive i wasn't even insured.
Lads there was this girl 2 years ago who I liked but never said anything too. How do I get back in touch with her? I was thinking facebook but the problem is she removed me as a friend so might be weird trying to add her out of the blue.
Ideally I need to run into her somewhere so I can have a quick chat and then re-add her. Problem is I have no idea where she hangs out or anything.
>>24151675
Just have a few beers before you drive and you'll be fine, it'll take the tension off you.
Anybody else into chillwave/synthwave orvaporwave?
Monging out to Com Truise is ultimate
>>24152555
why did she remove you
>>24152014
i have halo 5
whats your gamertag m8?
>>24152584
I honestly have no idea. We just stopped talking in real life as we never ran into each other and I was always to shy to text her or facebook message her.
>>24152623
just find her and add her and say for some reason you have been thinking about her lately
>>24152623
There must have been a reason. If you stopped talking to someone over time with whom you took no issue, there's no reason to delete right? If she actively remove you from her facebook, she mustn't have wanted to speak to you ever again.
>>24152668
That sounds really weird?
A-are you trying to get me to make a fool out of myself?
Sorry if you're being serious. I just don't want to mess this up. I'm 26 and she was the only girl I ever had a chance with but was too shy to make a move.
>>24152690
>there's no reason to delete right?
Yep, that's what I'm thinking. I never said or did anything weird to her. But she deleted me so, no idea? Maybe she was cleaning her friends list? But I have no idea to be sure of that.
>>24152765
i can only say what i'd do anon, if i really wanted to talk to someone more or get to know them better.
besides, it's the truth isn't it?
>>24152061
Drive around the block or something first then, to see if you do remember it.
Also, you don't want to come to a specific situation while driving and realise that you have no idea how to deal with it, and forgot about it entirely.
>>24152479
The issue for me is that I'll run out of things to say through text, and I think there's a limit to how interesting you can be through text anyway.
>>24152690
Most people purge their facebook friend lists. And get rid of people who they don't speak to.
>>24152765
I think you need to try and not overthink it. If you act confident in your approach to just messaging her. Say that you've been thinking about the time at college or uni or whatever you knew her from, and you were just wondering how things are with her and if she engages with you then cool, if she doesn't then nothing lost.
>>24152875
>The issue for me is that I'll run out of things to say through text, and I think there's a limit to how interesting you can be through text anyway.
Yeah I get that. I suppose you could text her tomorrow or the day after and say something like "Hey, I was just thinking of you, how's work going? [question about something more personal] Look forward to seeing you soon x"
It doesn't have to be deep shit, just to keep you in her mind.
>>24152798
>>24152899
Ok thanks for your helps lads. I'll try and message her. Need to add her as a friend again first though, quite the leap for me.
I don't know, I really hate how my first contact with her after 2 years is going to be through facebook. I'd much rather talk in person but like I said, no idea where to see her. I'm also really bad at talking through texts and facebook. Worried I'm just going to come across as a creep and she'll laugh at me with her friends.
>>24153161
If she doesn't seem interested, you can just stop talking to her. Like you said, you never see her, so nothing to lose.
>>24153511
Yeah, okay. I will do it. First thing when I wake up tomorrow is to send her a friend request and hopefully in the evening i'll send her a message.
Also any advice on what I say when messaging her? Should I just say I've been thinking about her? Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?
>>24153564
>Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?
Definitely not.
>>24153564
>Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?
Gay as fuck. Just try and remember something back in the past or a conversation you had and say that you remembered it.
>>24153572
>>24153592
Fuck, this is going to be a lot harder than I thought. Like walking on eggshells or some shit.
>>24153564
>Should I just say I've been thinking about her?
I think this might come across as "I've been thinking about you while I masturbate".
Try not to give the impression that she matters to you at all. Not in a rude way, but act like you've got your own life, and that you're not that fussed whether she's in it or not.
>>24151275
I feel asleep earlier and have woken up. My sleep pattern is messed up.
>>24153725
fell* lol
>>24153682
>Try not to give the impression that she matters to you at all. Not in a rude way, but act like you've got your own life, and that you're not that fussed whether she's in it or not.
But why would I be sending her a friend request and messaging her then? Isn't the fact that I'm sending her a fr/message out of nowhere meaning that I do care?
GOODNIGHT MY LITTLE PRETTIES <3
>>24154085
don't do that man
>>24153753
It'll just look like you just remembered her, and are now mildly interested in what she's been up to since you last spoke to her, rather than suggesting that you have been thinking about her for a while and planning your message (which you have, but it doesn't look great). You don't have to give a reason beyond that.
>>24153660
God, that film was such a piece of shite. "I'm depressed because I can't charm bus women into touching my weewee, wahh!". What an utter tosspot.
who is awake here
What is it called when you close your eyes and you can see the last video game you've been playing?
>>24156836
thinking of vidya
>>24156836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect
What game were you playing?
I had it from Guitar Hero once after a marathon session at a friends. I was seeing coloured noted everywhere I looked.
>ask a bus driver to tell me when it's my stop
>he laughs and says that isn't his job and it's my own fault if I miss my stop
what a cunt
not getting on the bus again
>>24157912
I did public transport once. Paying for the privilege to soak up germs and give up my seat to every preggo and old fogey.
Never again.
>>24157994
i use anti bacteria wipes on the pole nearest to me on the bus then after cleaning it lick it, i never wash or brush my teeth either so i will be spreading bad shit
>>24158044
then again with all the anti-bacterial wipe you're licking up maybe not
>>24158259
fuck you nigger cunt
Off to wageslavery lads. Woooooaaaaaaaah
>>24158908
i hope you have a nice day anon
>>24158908
Bye bye!
Be careful.
>>24158908
Another day another dollar
savour it, you're making some rich asshole even richer
>>24159658
Better than being a poorfag neet
Wagegang, hundreds and thousands nigga
>>24159686
I've done both.
I miss the daily structure of the 9-5 grind, but I hated every single day of employment. And I sure as hell miss having disposable income.
I think I just need a better job than the one I had.
I dunno what to do
outgrown video games and anime
started learning code and russian but both those hobbies are not very relaxing
What do you guys do to relax that isnt video games and anime?
>>24160171
eat, shit and sleep
On the loser cruiser to wagekuck tbqh. Frankly I hope it crashes with me on it
>>24160640
Cruiser? Like a ship or what
Good morning everyone ITT
>>24160833
probably the bus
>>24160833
It's a bus, numbnuts.
Holy shit my farts smell really bad.
Cleaner is in work and I need a shit. Should I wait til before or after she's cleaned the toilets? Which is better? Making her immediate job harder or literally shitting on her hard work?
I'm listening to a girl in class, on her 5th boyfriend this year, talk about how she is 'so afraid" she'll get bored of him. They've been together like a week.
Fucking women, lads. What are they even like?
>>24161584
Only five?
What a prude!
>>24161578
She doesn't care as much as you think. Do whatever you want.
>>24161638
Not including the numerous drunken one night stands she goes on about about all the time. Why do normies talk about this stuff so publicly and loud? Should be kept behind closed doors desu
>>24161584
She's probably overcompensating. That sort of thing is like machismo for women.
There was a girl like that in my college. She'd been nerdy all through school then she grew tits and discovered waist belts. All she talked about the first week I knew her was all the kind of dick she was getting over the weekend, but all matter of fact like it was a hiking trip.
Anyway, she was pretty cool once she mellowed out.
>>24161693
With an arse like hers I have no doubt she gets as much cock as she says senpai
>>24161724
I never meant she was lying, the girl I was talking about certainly wasn't either. You don't have to bullshit to bluster.
>>24150723
I have the exact same problem anon. I moved for work and I don't know anyone where I am, I just come home after work and browse 4chan until I go to bed. Rinse and repeat for the past 2 years. I think I'm going to end up doing this for the rest of my life, no idea how to fucking meet people now I'm out of uni and work with old people.
>>24161584
What the fuck is it with women and needing to be constantly entertained, they're like children than can't go 3 minutes without having a flashing light in front of their face before they throw a tantrum.
I tried sleeping at midnight but I couldn't.
I'm really tired now.
who /kent/ here?
>>24150723
Find a local pub, it worked for me, keep going in every so often after work, when they know your face people will start talking to you, after that once you are one of the locals you will meed plenty of new people your age.
Either that or go the club or local society route
>>24161856
I work in pharmacy.
The young people I see are few and far between. You have to live in a shared house, grab every chance at keeping contact without being too forward and make shit happen yourself.
>tfw missed important class yesterday
>qt grill gave me notes on what we covered so I wouldn't fall behind, totally out of the blue
T-thanks
>>24161885
Yep. Sittingbourne here. What about you bro?
>>24161892
Unfortunately I live in my own place. I keep contact with everyone back home and meet up with them whenever I go back, spending all my time in another city alone is a killer though.
>>24161909
Ramsgate.
Just fuck my shit up bruh.
>>24161885
Whitstable here.
Hey, at leat you're not in Margate.
>>24161939
Well dude... You're fucked till you move home!
>>24161998
nah its just as bad, guy
>>24161856
Sounds pretty comfy senpai
>>24162098
It's not actually too bad, but whenever I go home and go out with people I'm becoming more aware that I'm increasingly socially retarded due to my lack of contact with people.
Gonna' be my first time on JSA soon guys. Actually worried about my future wellbeing.
wat do pls
>>24162165
move back in with your parents
>29 years old
>have degree
>applying for christmas temp job at CEX
It's a funny old life.
>>24162272
It makes me amused how many 18 year olds these days think a degree is a free pass to the easy life.
The disappointment that follows
>>24162272
What's your degree in? Something shitty right?
>>24162272
How can you value yourself so little that you apply for CEX?
>>24162307
Yeah, History. I had an A-Level in Business Studies and I went and did History. It's fucking hilarious really.
>>24162324
I will endure the B.O. and the nu-metal if it means getting paid.
I wish I was a kid again so that I didn't have to worry about how dull life could be.
Just finish school and meet up with mates on the park.
>>24162723
>he met friends after school
I can't even imagine what that was like desu. School was somehow even worse than life is now.
>>24162272
Fucking glad I didn't bother with uni desu. Doesn't get you shit unless you do some fancy degree that's way out of my league.
>>24162836
Especially now where so many people have them. Unless you go to a good uni and do a good subject it's just wasting 3 years.
>>24162904
Only benefit you get from it is the uni life.
What do I need to cash a cheque?
Just my bank card the the cheque?
My British cousin just sent me a screenshot of an argument going on on Facebook, I feel sorry for you guys..
>>24163036
I think they must be scottish, scottish people like to type in their accent for some ungodly reason.
>>24163036
I see shit like this on fb all the time. Always people putting up passive aggressive statuses or just outright threatening to beat each other up. Absolutely pathetic. Women do it very frequently.
>>24163054
Never mind, I went and checked cos you left the names on. They are from Sunderland. Go and find a facebook drama from people in ultra hicksville alabama or something, that's the equivalent of Sunderland.
>>24163054
Could be Northern Irish, most of us do that shit too and Aaron's a common enough name here. We're like a less lefty, watered down version of the Scottish desu
>>24163113
When you cross the border into real Ireland, does everything get less depressing and shitty suddenly?
>>24163054
Nah they're near Sunderland.
>>24161863
Blame men for constantly putting them on a pedestal and giving them attention.
>>24153660
I pressed the button lads. I sent her a friend request.
Oh god.
>>24163129
Pretty much. Ireland is probably one of the best places in Europe to live.
>>24150793
i would say no messages till a few days before the date
>>24163240
Here we go:D
>>24163364
I'm already regretting it.
I feel charitable today, so I am going to help you all talk to women, whether it be by dating site, e-mail, or even facebook. You can copy and paste this with names and locations or whatever added in.
Ahem.
Dear *girl's name*
Greetings to you on this most glorious day m'lady, I felt it prudent to send you a message because *you need to put the reason in yourself, you lazy cunt*.
You seem like an upstanding woman of fantastic moral, ethical, and personal fibre, and therefore I would like to bestow upon you an invitation. Would you perchance favour me with a meeting in a public house? I feel that you and I sharing some whimsical conversation over a few beverages could be a wonderful time for the both of us. Don't expect to pay for any of the beverages though, I am something of a proper Gentleman, and a woman as wonderful as yourself should be more concerned with changing the world than the price of a fine ale!
I feel that this meeting could be a pivotal point in both of our lives, and as such is a chance not to be missed! I look forward to your response, m'lady, and cannot wait to arrange this meeting of the minds and possibly begin anew a fantastic adventure!
Yours with the utmost respect
Anon
It is so fucking cold lads
Its all going to shit recently
its going to be a long miserable winter
REMY BOYZ THEY KNOW THE CREW NAME
CHOPPER KICKIN WE CALL IT LIU KANG
Who /ill/ here?
Who /listeningtorickygervaisshow/ here?
Got onto the episode with Holy fook and Camp Gayvid the bent pianist, it's hurting my throat to laugh.
>>24163672
To this day I spend a surprising amount of time wondering what was going on with the horse in the house.
>tfw you wake up from a dream being so overcome with joy that you still believe there was a chance it was real for many seconds after the fact then finally accept it didn't happen
I will pay $1000 to the person that kills me.
>>24163704
My guess is the people owned a farm, and the horse was weak and needed constant attention.
Either that or Karl was just lying...
>>24163711
I have this every morning
lads i've completely ballsed up semester 1 of uni
is it possible for me to swap course in S2 after i fail my exams, or am i buggered?
>tfw another recruitment agency wants me to go in to town to sign a piece of paper
Kill me already
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWji-g2feSg
Who the fuck wanna wit um
We ball like Indians at the World Series 8th inning
I'm gone I'm rolling with Nicole Kidman
I hit the pussy like a bong, fuck show business
We in the jungle with the guerrillas
We in the streets with the 4 wheelers
Don't speak I am no witness
You got beef put a end till you talk like long sentence period
Motherfucker I'm serious
Who's you're favorite rapper, I'm curious?
He ain't living out them words
He ain't used machine gun burst in the trap cause his ass got murked
I'm talking in the 3rd
I'm talking to a stealer and he ain't from the burgh
You talking to a Cleveland motherfucker in the first
So you better not get on my nerves, biatch
I need herb tho, keep me moving like turtle
Keep me seeing this purple
Keep it banging like Kirko
Work something, Twerk something
Bitch fuck me now she worth something
Gas tank on E, it worth nothing
Try to stunt on me the worst coming
Motherfuckers gonna need some plumbing I am the shit
I feel like eating something, feed my stomach,
give me a rapper, make it 100, fuck give em the hubble telescope, they couldn't see the younging
No, fuck it let em get a lil something, bring em to the block do a lil stuntin, that ain't nothing
Ery where I go I'm putting on I ain't bluffing, Ery where I go I'm putting on, Bitch I run it. Kells
>>24163980
What year you in? First?
>>24163980
My ex swapped course at the end of first year, should be reet
Boiler has broke lads. Over a hundred quid to fix it. Looks like it's lentils for me this Christmas
>>24164252
Get one of these lad. Or do what I did and make your PC stream 4 1080p movies at once, warms the room up lovely.
>>24164252
Completely rekt!
>uni start at 2pm
>still going to be late
Doesn't matter how early or late I start, I'm always half an hour late to the first class.
Need a haircut badly lads. It's at that point where I can't even style to not look like a mess.
>>24164316
>being fashionably late
Based. Let them know who is in control. These people are allowed to exist only because you allow it.
>>24164328
Don't do it lad, I just got mine cut for the first time in 6 months and it looks horrible. I'm embarrassed.
>>24164350
PRobably looks better than it did and you're simply deluded
>>24164357
PR o bably n o t REtard
>>24152875
Is it your first date with her? Were you guys friends beforehand? Or have you only really just met?
>>24164350
Can't be that bad, unless you went and asked for a buzzcut. They rarely look good, especially not on skinny robots.
>>24164328
I felt this about 2 years ago, and now it's down past my shoulder blades and i'll look even weirder with it cut. Get it done asap, it's a slippery slope.
>>24164413
Get it cut.
>>24164409
I got a 1 at the sides and it trimmed on top.
>>24164409
>buzzcuts look bad on skinny robots.
You say that but I thought Jesse looked really good with a buzz cut.
>>24164596
He doesn't though, he looks like a retard. I overheard a group of girls in Tesco saying about how dreamy he was, I was confused.
>>24164224
Yeah
>>24164242
Any idea how you do it? I don't know if I should let them know now (I feel that might get me kicked out), or wait until I fail?
>>24164629
Nah he looks good, his hairline is bad so the grown out hair didn't work for him, the buzzcut looks decent.
And the reason he's classes as dreamy is because he's got thin lips, blue eyes and thin eyebrows.
And of course he famous.
>>24164596
I have a buzzcut but i'm 29 and look in my mid 30s, along with a dad body. Skinny people just look like skagheads with it.
>>24164596
>>24164629
>>24164703
Another example of a manlet robot looking guy is Eminem, he hasn't got that many attractive features but he manages to work with them and therefore loads of women view him as attractive.
Later boys, I'm off to fuck this Thai prossie in the arse. 150 an hour, but it should be worth it.
>>24164766
That arse is way too gaping, might as well just have normal sex with her.
P-please let us know how it goes, I have no idea what getting an escort would be like.
>>24164766
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>>24150332
does anyone have the original picture in OP (i mean the one without the brit stuff)?
>>24164766
Totally minging
>>24164795
This. Get a nice hightest woman like a real man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlRAyulN4o
>>24163481
>mfw just skipped this dumb post
Found out where all the British robots are, they're all white knighting on this status.
Waahhh I have had a horrible day robots
>wake up late
>debate whether to go to uni or not
>decide to go since waifu will scold me
>rush to get ready
>feel unprepared and it makes me even more nervous
>get to class
>have to work with stacy
>she sighs and looks visibly annoyed
>spends whole time on her phone while I try to work
next class
>slightly late so almost all seats are taken
>have to sit by myself on an entire row of empty chairs at the front of the class
>can hear sniggering and whispering
>I'm visibly shaking from the nervousness but try and think of other things
next
>go to my personal tutor meeting
>decide not to mention the feels since I don't want people worrying about me
>teacher tells me I'm doing well which helps my confidence
other meeting with teacher who saw me browsing hentai
>doesn't bring up the hentai so either didn't notice or doesn't care
>tells me not to use my phone in class again
>tell him that the normies do
>he says they asked. They didn't
>then goes on to say that they are messaging people from class who aren't here to give them notes and other BS
>pretty sure he hates me
final class
>get to class
>sit on sperg table
>teacher splits group of chads up and two of them end up on our table
>sweating from nervousness but manage to hold it together
I have another class later as well. Hold me robots and tell me everything will be okay
>>24165032
post a pic of her m8
>finally found the britfeel thread
Literally been here for 2 hours refreshing lads
>tfw don't feel like drinking today
It is really weird. Normally I can only go 1 day in a row without drinking but I only drank Sunday this weekend and haven't drank since. That's only 1 day out of the last 4 of drinking which normally means I'd be craving a beer at this point, but I don't feel like drinking at all. How strange. The alcoholism seems to be deteriorating.
Poleaboo regrets buying vidya, he found out DC Universe Online was free on PS4 and he has been playing it since last night.
Made a female character, not something he normally does but it's what he wanted. Bit put off by like minded people choosing similar colour schemes and traits as himself.
Should apply for jobs but it feels pointless as he feels there is a 0% of finding it.
>>24165060
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
Fuck the robot i just wanna post a picture.
>>24165121
Apparently if you can go 5 days without something you're not an addict.
>>24165095
Is u reytart blud?
>>24165163
Really? That's brilliant news. I think I can definitely go 5 days without a beer.
Someone else told me if you decide to quit for a certain amount of time, like a month or so, that means you are an addict, that's why I'd always tried not to stop drinking for too long.
>>24165177
Chavs out blud
really want to heat up the leftover indian food I had last night, but it's so cold I don't want to move
>>24165206
Doynt be a dickhead bruvva
>>24161584
>>24161863
>All women are the same
I need to make this an original comment
>tfw so unmotivated can't even be bothered to play video games
>can only bring myself to lay in bed and browse 4chan
>>24161863
you're boring lad
>>24165256
what video game did you want to play you sexy beast?
>>24165183
What retard told you that?!
Any lower upper middle class public school educated neets here?
It's a wasted potential kind of feel
>>24165161
>virgin
course she is
>>24165216
How cold is it in England these days?
It's 22 degrees here in Lisbon, clear blue skies and a light cool breeze. I used to enjoy winter in England but this is the comfiest November ever.
>>24165270
It must have been on the internet somewhere
Tf is wrong with white girls
>>24165277
Kind of, I work in retail so it's pretty close to being a neet.
>>24165286
it says 15c where I am but I'm not buying it
>>24165312
we were supposed to rule the working class, not stack their shelves
Got a mutual like on okcupid
I don't know what the etiquette for okcupid is and the next step is, I'm used to fucking around on tinder. Like shit, do I have to put a proper message together or something?
>>24165286
14 degrees where I am
eating any type of bread makes my nose sweat
>>24165300
>give me attention please
Can someone try to explain to me people's craving need for attention? It's not just girl's either, it seems most people actually NEED attention and if they don't get it they'll do retarded shit until they do. It makes no sense to someone like me, who just wants to be left alone. What do people gain from having attention?
>>24165333
>>24165316
That sounds pretty toasty for November tbf
>>24165286
Not too cold here in Northumbria 17c, though the wind is loud and fucking annoying.
>>24165345
you are looking for attention with your post
>>24165329
Yes, but not to fear friend, for I posted one earlier that people can use!
>>24163481
>>24165373
How is that?
>>24165398
because you want people to reply to you, you want people to pay attention to what you've said and reply to it
>>24165398
You are
>>24165373
He is.
>>24165398
You are.
But that's not the same as a grown woman uploading pictures of her with red marker pen on her arm.
>>24165408
Not really, I don't post here thinking 'haha I'll post this so I can collect some (you)s', I post here because I enjoy the conversation.
>>24165430
you realise you have to get attention from others to have a conversation?
>>24165286
Actually a little balmy, but overcast windy as fuck.
I need a coat and a jacket
http://www.ark.co.uk/product/fly53-burton-parka/186240
http://www.ark.co.uk/product/jack--jones-vintage-jackson-jacket/196158
http://www.ark.co.uk/product/pretty-green-festival-jacket/035475
http://www.ark.co.uk/product/pretty-green-abbeycroft-road-jacket/186345
http://www.ark.co.uk/product/original-penguin-lawyer-jacket/186047
What should i buy?
>>24165440
But the attention is a side effect on the conversation, not the catalyst behind it.
By that logic everything anyone has ever done that involved another human being was for attention.
>>24165467
>everything anyone has ever done that involved another human being was for attention.
welcome to real life, enjoy your stay
>>24165459
Why do people spend so much money on clothes?
>>24165469
That's a really autistic view of social interaction, anon.
>>24165036
>go to my personal tutor meeting
>decide not to mention the feels since I don't want people worrying about me
>teacher tells me I'm doing well which helps my confidence
literally me every meeting desu, considering getting some counselling
>>24165459
They all pretty much look the same. Just get the cheapest.
>>24165459
Depends what you look like, definitely not this one.
>>24165459
Non of the above by a poncho, stop trying to be fashionable faggot.
>>24165486
I should probably get counselling but I really don't want to be a burden to anyone. And if I told the Uni my feels they would almost definitely tell my family and I absolutely cannot cause them any problems or stress. I just vent to you guys and it works a bit
>>24165537
they won't tell your family you absolute melon you're an adult you're not at school any more
>>24165476
Because they don't know how to dress. Most people can't put a good outfit together so just buy expensive shit thinking it will make them look good.
The absolute highest I'll pay for clothes is 40 for a pair of shoes or jeans if I think it is really worth it. T-shirts, shirts and jumpers all fall well under 40. I would go more for a coat or jacket but I rarely buy new coats and jackets. Certainly not something for 80 though like what anon there is looking at.
If you actually know how to dress and don't have to rely on brand names you can look good and save so much money.
>>24165546
There's no guarantee of that though. And some of the stuff I feel and think about is very dark. So I'd rather play it safe.
>>24165476
if youve got it flaunt it babe xx
>>24165574
I just wear jeans, T-Shirts and Hoodies. It looks decent and you can get all three for under 20 quid. I really think some people waste too much money.
Serious question lads. Do any of you not pay for your stuff when you use self checkouts? I just went to Sainsburys and saw someone scan about 2 of his 5 things and no one batted an eyelid. Is it worth doing?
>>24165578
of course there is, clearly you've never had counselling before
you can make them sign non-disclosure documents you stupid fag so they would literally be breaking the law if they told anyone
ever heard of patient confidentiality? sounds like you're just making excuses, stupid cunt
wooaahhh so dark, I'm shaking just thinking about the dark stuff you think about, n-not stuff like the devil right? woah
>>24165609
I haven't got the bollocks
>>24165609
Back in the day I used to put everything through as bananas and so you could pay like 2gbp for your entire shop, they have clamped down on that now though. It is a big risk because they have security watching now and you have to put your items in the bagging area once you scan them, if you put items in the bagging area you haven't scanned it shouts 'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA' and if security see's you not put an item there they will collar you.
>>24165615
I know I've never had counselling before. I hate the idea of other people worrying about me. And I don't think I could discuss my problems with someone I just met and barely know. I'm not making excuses.
I don't care what you say about me. You can make fun of me if you want. Everyone else does.
>>24165609
yeah it's well easy to get away with (worked in Tesco for a while) but I haven't got the stones to do it personally
>>24165629
>>24165654
>>24165665
Hmmmm, maybe I'll try it tonight a few minutes before closing time.
>>24165609
I've seen people in Tesco scan the items and then just leave. Since they've been scanned the barcode deactivates (I think) so the alarm doesn't go off.
I've also seen people remove the outer packaging of shop products and take them since they no longer have a barcode.
>>24165659
mate trust me, counsellors don't actually give a shit about you, this is literally a 9-5 for them, but they do help
they will give you no-nonsense advice about how to overcome your issues
stop being a mopey little fag "abloo bloo everyone makes fun of me" feeling sorry for yourself
>>24165686
barcodes don't have anything to do with alarms Tbh, it's only those big grey things you see stuck to TVs and bottles of wine that set off the alarms
>>24165687
You are dangerously stupid in many ways.
>>24165687
Another anon in this thread told me that they are useless since they cannot do anything other than listen. Regardless, I'm not going to burden other people. I don't really think anyone can help me at this point.
I'm not. I'm just stating the truth.
>>24165609
isnt that what the door alarms are for?
>>24165704
Really? That's news to me. I was always terrified of shoplifting because I thought the barcode would trigger the alarm and give me a panic attack/
>>24165743
How is an unscanned packet of biscuits going to set off an alarm?
>>24165765
then what is their purpose?
>>24165782
High value items that haven't been de-tagged such as spirits and clothing is what sets off the door alarms.
>>24163481
the only response I'd had to this so far was "lol"
>>24165609
Yeah i do this. I feel like a luddite who is going to reverse the tide and bring back highly sought after checkout jobs.
>>24165161
>virgin
I guess if she regrets it they don't count right?
>>24165789
I've stolen multiple low value items in europe that have set off alarms merely with barcodes
>>24165842
You're talking bollocks. Barcodes are the same on every product stolen or paid for.
>>24165469
Slayingtherobotoneshitpostatthetime
>>24165842
>>24165782
>>24165757
Even if you set off the alarm there's no guarantee anyone's gonna do anything. I set of an alarm once when paying for everything and stood their like an autist expecting the security to come talk to me, no one ever came.
Got home and found my bottle of havanah club had a tag on inside the box.
I use to steal lighters, I'd just take them out the packet and walk out the shop.
You know them packs of 4?
add alchemist15 for good times with scape
Don't you guys feel guilty for shoplifting?
Not really criticising you or anything, just curious
>>24166039
used to do it when I was just a delinquent lad to impress my friends, felt guilty then but not really because I didn't have fuck all to eat at home so I stole from small family shops
>>24166039
I only shoplift from big shops. Wouldn't dream of doing it to an independent place.
>>24166061
i.e the places with actual stock control who'll give you a civil recovery letter and a record
>>24165933
Security guards don't have a right to stop or search you, they can only ask you.
If you grabbed a ham and walked out of the store they are not allowed to lay a finger on you no matter how blatant you make it.
All they would do is pass the cctv footage onto the police.
>>24166061
Yup same. Has to be a chainstore.
I have kleptomania that peaks when i'm feeling anxious about my life (pretty often). When you feel empty, the adrenaline can become addictive.
I've been caught twice but bluffed my way out both time. Once i managed to get sent to a hospital instead of being taken to a police station.The other time i managed to convince the security guard the door was faulty.
>>24166050
>>24166061
The idea of doing it seems really scary to me. I don't know if it's the guilt or the fear of being caught. Just imagining the alarm going off makes me feel sick. Quite weird considering I would have no problems with hurting people but other stuff makes me feel bad.
Man I'm fucked up, on dat caffeine
>>24166101
>implying they care
>implying they wouldn't tackle you, hold you, and make it all go away
>>24166150
>sue for assault
>as you weren't out of the store it wasn't theft
Trust me, they are not going to touch you.
>>24164687
It's fine to let them know I think, not like they have a personal relation with you
bloody hell lads, one of the polish girls at work makes my dick so damn hard. she's so fine, i think she wants my deek as well
who else here /lackofempathy/?
Anyone know how to cover it up? I feel like when I pretend to care it sounds really fake and normies hate people with no empathy
>>24152565
haha top kek lad
>>24165036
*hugs again*
>>24166303
Thank you again anon! You're a wonderful person and I hope you had a great day and have a terrific evening~
>>24166370
no wonder you get bullied you avatar-anime posting sperg fanny
>>24166446
P-please no bully! I come to britfeel to escape from that.
What game should i play for maximum comfyness?
Windwaker HD, Bayonetta or MGSV
>>24166495
windwaker obviously
>>24166495
EuroTruck Sim is the comfiest game there is
>>24166504
I didn't get into the game much though because it's so easy.
>>24166515
agreed, imagine how much virtual energy you'll converse sitting down in your nice, warm, comfy lorry cab.
>>24166495
Windwaker is the only one of those with any cosiness.
>>24166534
Conserve*sydlexia pls
>>24166495
Windwaker.
>>24166554
Sexdaily's pretty neat
Shitposting during my 3 minute rest breaks, what you up to lads?
>>24166370
i want to fuck you in front of your waifu until you ahegao with pleasure and give yourself up to me
>>24166495
Windwaker.
Exploring the Great Sea is one of my fondest video game memories.
Still got 1,200 calories to go today.
Going to be tough.
>>24166748
rest from what?
i'm learning spanish online atm
>>24166783
A-anon! That is really lewd and embarrassing to think about.
who is your favourite actor lads? mine is sean bean
is anyone else annoyed by the fact that ghost flatmate most likely became a normie?
It irritates me since we helped him to become one and inevitably he just leaves us. He's probably making fun of people like us right now before going out with his chad friends. Makes my blood boil.
Can you not chat people up just because they post anime avatars? I don't want this to become another "Steam friends general" situation.
>>24166846
I don't remember ghost flatemate, but the idea is that you leave when you are a normie.
I bet he does tell his chad friends stories about 'people he knows of' that are just our pathetic lives retold.
>>24166821
but you like the thought right?
>>24166922
No I don't! My body belongs to Kougyoku-chan! I love her and could never do anything to hurt her~
>>24166807
Gonna have at least 1200 calories in my next meal 2bh
>>24166817
Getting swole for summer
>>24166910
I don't know why anyone would want to be a normie. They are vindictive, spiteful, malicious and cruel. Absolute vermin.
>>24150332
seeing some girl for like a week and a bit (inb4 ree)
she goes home for reading week, how much should we be texting lads? I'm really shit at this
>>24166983
Shutup you spastic, jealousy gets you nowhere in life
>>24166983
>and then this loser was like "y-you too"!
>hahahah top drawer piece of banter ghosty ladm8 let's av another propa nawty carling!!!
>>24166970
What are you having?
>>24166998
Why are you angry? Surely you've been on the receiving end of the normies' evil. They make me feel sick. Just seeing them disgusts me.
>>24167021
Roughly 400g salmon, 200g brown rice and a shit load of broccoli
>>24166964
You wont be thinking of her when your eyes roll back in pleasure.
>>24167037
I am what you would perceive as a normie I guess, lost my virginity at 15, went to uni met some great people, have a comfy well paid job, share a house with my oldest friend, go out every weekend and usually pull a different girl every time
Life is good for me
>>24167086
Pl-please stop! I don't want to imagine these types of things~
>>24167071
That's awfully rude. I bet you're a North American,
>>24167099
That sounds horrible.
>losing your virginity during meaningless sex
>being a wageslave
>going out every weekend because you have no real hobbies to engage in
>getting drunk every weekend to forget the 9AM monday shift coming up
>pulling different women to try and fill the emptiness in your life
Get out of here normie
>>24167099
Why are you even here?
go to /brit/
>>24166613
u clever son
>>24167169
I lost it with a girl I had been seeing for a month but we only broke up last year, I'm 23 now.
Someone has to fund your bennies mate
I also play football on sundays go gym 3 times a week and train muay thai twice a week, I'd call them hobbies
Getting drunk is fun and makes getting hot girls easier
The only empty thing I usually fill is their holes
Don't worry I'm going though i was just shitposting on the way to my muay thai class
>>24167226I saw it on a T-shirt once
>>24167258
Please just leave. People like you just make me more and more depressed.
>>24167336
Amen, vamous.
what you having for dinner lads? I had tinned mackerel in a sweet chilli sauce on toast, 3 gherkins, 3 beetroots and 3 pickled onions
>>24167258
Is there a way to start playing football as an adult if you know you're complete shit? I actually quite enjoyed it as a kid, and I still like masturbating and Halo 3, so I assume a game of ballkick would still be quite fun.
>>24167388
Some chicken breast with rice and curry sauce.
>tfw christmas is going to be spent alone
have you ever had a terrible christmas bros
uni lecture in 25 lads
going to the shop afterwards, anyone want anything?
>>24167498
word, i'm gonna get drunk as fuck alone
>>24167513
Pack of rubber johnnys if you can mate
>>24167513
20 pack of pall mall red please.
On a scale of 1-10 how miserable are you?
>>24167601
6, with 1 being the start of the miserable scale
>>24167647
>>24167601
About a 3 on this scale
>>24167601
9/10 life is bullshit
>all these black kids stabbing each other up in London
s m h t b h f a m
Lads is it autistic to wear something with a penguin on it?
It's 55 quid.
>>24167601
I don't even think I even know anymore
>>24167601
I'm not miserable I just hate everybody else's happiness
>>24167601
9, only thing keeping me going is the chance I may get a boyfriend
>>24167675
now there's an idea smhtbhfam
>>24166101
>>24166114
>>24166061
i went through a stage quite recently actually of shoplifting, i quit drinking and smoking and shoplifting seemed to get me a buzz..
i always used to (and still do) put some of the most expensive items through a self servise checkout as loose garlic 25p and it doesnt weigh it because its to light so you cant really fail there .. especially cheddar.. fuck that shit is expensive.. and if you are that much of a pussy go and put it in a mushroom bag and weigh it as mushrooms.. still cheaper
anyhow as usual i got carried away.. started lifting bigger and more expensive shit.. i even made about 500 one month.. just used to stuff as many ink cartriges (50+ ones) as i could up my jacket and speed walk out the door.. go at rush hour and the alarms are always going off.. flog on ebay and happy days..
got greedy though didnt i lads.. hit a wilko's pretty hard and got grabbed in the street by the security gaurds ..police called etc etc.. while i was waiting for the police i had a good old chat about cctv and shoplifting with the guard.. he was a nice guy actually.. and i didnt kick up a fuss just put my hands up and said busted.. they have some pretty hightech shit.. like hd face recognition and stuff.. pretty interesting.. anyway i somehow managed to blag it with a caution because i made up some sob story.. i dont do that shit anymore anyway.. after seeing how detailed their cameras are from the back room..
>>24167711
post your tittys wench
>>24167752
I'm a faggot you retard.
>>24167688
bit of a chav brand, just got to Next or something it'll be cheaper too
>>24167688
the tshirt looks cool desu senpai
>>24167757
well then fuck off you utter faggot
>>24167785
I'm here to stay.
>>24167765
Original penguin isn't chav at all you neek, just average cunt attire, next is for poor people and bellends
>>24167743
I remember seeing a scrotty woman get chased out a Tesco a while ago by the staff.
Some guy also grabbed a few packs of bacon from a Fulton's Food right in front of everyone too. Just grabbed em and ran right out. Felt kind of sorry for him desu.
I also worked in a charity shop on the tills for a while and saw a few people just nicking coats and tops. We had a camera, but it was just a fake and didn't actually do anything.
What is British culture? How would you introduce a foreigner to it?
>>24167810
Some foul smelling bint tried to nick a bag from the charity shop I'm working at today, of course I apprehended her and called the authorities, certainly earnt my bennies this week lads
>>24167831
Give them a pint and tell them to go stab a white person
>>24167810
i just used to do it for a rush.. didnt rly need to..
thought i was a badass but really was just a mug.. suprised i didnt get busted sooner.. especially after seeing the camera setup in the back rooms..
but yea jack it and leg it.. the quicker the better seemed the best approach
>>24163169
>bethany
>i'm in love
>>24167498
I'm going to. Not going to be with family and I will likely have fuck all money to get anything.
>>24167757
Faggot is a demeaning word, and you shouldn't use it for that reason alone. However, much worse than it being a slur, is that it's an American slur.
Have some respect and call yourself a bender or a poof, at least.
i make music
rub a dub
grab a gal
>>24167945
Fag and faggot are just what I end up saying, bender is a lovely word to use as well desu, wouldn't use poof or poofter because they are just a bit boring. Like saying "I'm a poof" doesn't have anywhere near as much of a ring to it as "I'm a bender" or "I'm a faggot", damn even hearing that sounds good.
>>24167802
Alright chill
>>24167765
I ain't bothered about that, its just the penguin looks stupid. I'd rather have one with no logo at all but can't find one that goes high on the neck like that.
made me chuckle
>tfw you kill your toe
>tfw have to use the on screen keyboard
>>24167977
Shutup you fucking queer
>>24168022
Westwood Cross in Thanet? I'm in Broadstairs desu senpai
>>24168070
>>24168044
Tfw no one gives a shit.
>Tfw spend hours a day refreshing BBC Football, your local newspaper website and britfeel waiting for something new to happen
>>24168092
yeah pal, i'm from Deal
and it's drab as anything
>>24168075
Queer is another one I don't really like, it's too soft. Faggot is hard, bender is comical, queer is crap.
>>24167601
2
I am not very miserably just very bored.
>>24168094
No bullying other people's feels please
>>24168117
Fucking queers are never satisfied, you disgust me
selling my S6 and getting a one plus two
>>24167757
Are you cute?
the robot wont stop me
>>24168190
Nope, I'm not, sorry to burst your bubble.
>>24168199
Not even a little cute?
>>24168207
Nope, sorry mate.
>Went to a Disney themed party as Sully
>Friends sister put blue eye shadow in my eyebrows
>People keep giving me weird looks as I walk around campus
>Now have blonde hair, grey eyebrows and a ginger beard
>Had 6 showers since and it still won't come out
How do I get it out?
>>24168263
normie please leave, no normies allowed. normies out
Cop or not?
150 quid
>>24168296
You'll have more fun when you stop giving a fuck about what other people think of you
i am bored as shit
>>24168263
More sharia sluts pls.
>>24168356
That's all I have mate
Never anything on TV to watch, Netflix is shit these days, cba to download, ffs.
Lads I saw this pop up on my facebook feed. 25 likes.
What the fuck?
>>24168485
>young modern people believe the rambling of a schizo lunatic from hundreds of years ago
I don't understand how people can be Muslim.
>>24168485
No Muslim follows the hadiths. They are the lies and bastardisations dreamt up by "scholars", not the actual word of their prophet.
>>24168485
Is that an ISISlad? I'm not surprised, most Europeans joining IS are pretty /r9k/.
>>24168594
Not to be a fedoramancer but pretty much every religous writing was written by scholars
always feel miserable when my birthday is creeping up, happens everytime
>>24168676
>here's what I think about religion
>fair enough, here's what I think in response
>WEEEOW WEEOW WEEEOW HAT MEME HAT MEME LOL!!!!111
State of this site these days.
>>24168676
Hadiths are different, they are the muzzie equivalent of the talmud.
Neither are to be taken seriously as they openly admit to being written years after each prophet, they are simply exercises in forcing whatever rules the scholar wanted.
Notice that Christianity doesn't have this, because it is the one pure and untainted religion.
Who /martinluther/ here?
Just woke up.
Another all nighter tonight I suppose.
>>24168299
If you've got the money, w2c?
Might get myself one.
>>24168704
>these days
I've been here for almost exactly 5 years, and 5 years ago people were saying the same things. Sometimes about the same memes, I think.
>>24168810
Already ordered it 2bh mate
http://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/the-north-face-apex-hoody/182034/
>>24168876
I've been here longer than that, and the fedora meme hasn't been around that long. It hasn't been 5 years since le religious hat meme has it?
What do I buy for dinner?
I can cook but don't want to go further than the little co op
just fapped to a polish girl i know, was most enjoyable
>>24168993
Extra thick bleach.
>Entire family is fat as fuck
>Dad, mum, brother, sister
>I am quite thin, usually eat about 1800 calories a day
>They are ordering McDonalds just now
>I haven't eaten all day
>Decide to eat some shit
>Get a large big mac meal and a cheeseburger (with water)
>LITERALLY 1250 calories
>''is that all you are having'' says my mum
>can list what they had
>Sister: 2 cheeseburgers, large fries, sweet mayo chicken and filet o fish, water (2100 calories)
>Mother: sweet mayo chicken, Vanilla Latte, large fries, Big Tasty with bacon (1800 calories)
>Brother: sweet mayo chicken, 4 quarter pounders with cheese, large coffee (2400 calories)
>Father: sweet mayo chicken (I should point out that they all get a sweet mayo chicken and have a race to see who can finish first at the end of the meal), large fries, crispy per peri wrap, pulled pork wrap, large fanta orange, Big Mac, small happy meal with cheeseburger (3000 calories)
>dad bought the happy meal JUST so he could sit and watch me eat my food while mimicking me, eating the happy meal at the same speed I ate my food and occasionally saying 'just two babies having baby dinner' while everyone else laughed
>tfw they will all die young
How the fuck can people be so fat?
I just ate 1250 calories and finished dead last. I feel disgusting about it as well and have eaten 3 satsumas since to cleanse my pallet.
>>24169075
>my family are enjoying a happy meal together
>offer to give me sustenance as they love me
>i post on 4chan about how they are disgusting and are going to die soon because I am 16 and full of angst
>>24169075
I'd rather eat greasy as fuck food and die at the ripe old age of 45 instead of counting all the calories in my meals and living of satsumas. Not sure why anyone would want to live till their OAPs. I'm 22 and feel like I've been on this Earth far too long already.
WE DUG COAL TOGETHER
>>24169102
They literally made fun of him
>>24169075
at least you'll inherit money very soon my healthy friend
>>24169051
pics teebeeaych senpai
Lads what are those jackets that zip up right to the neck called.
>>24169075
How can you hate your family so much you deliberately under eat to get at them?
>>24168779
uni procrastinationlad is that you?
didn't know graveyard guy was still working
why is this thread so slow today
>>24168931
No, I was just making a broader point about chan nostalgia in general.
>>24169075
They've Americanised beyond all hope. Just walk away now and spare yourself further pain.
Got a sore throat lads.
>>24169075
That sickens me. Try throwing a tantrum. When my mummy does things I don't like I storm out of the house and don't come home until she does what I want.
Treat normies like the trash they are.
Why is Sainsburys so expensive? I bought a sandwich, some milk and a bottle of Lucozade and it cost me a fiver
>>24169075
Your family sickens me to my core.
>>24169075
This is /fit/ fat hate copypasta, right?
>>24167513
I'm back~
One of the normies in my class said that he smiled at me when he saw me in town and that I didn't respond. I think he might have been making fun of me~ Normies like to do things like that. I just weakly laughed it off.
>>24169075
>Once ate lunch at a friends house back when I had friends
>Her mum cooked us spag bol
>She had three piled plates of it
I used to think the news was just fear mongering when it talked about obesity and shit, I'd never met a fat person before her
>>24169075
>They are ordering McDonalds just now
I doubt the legitimacy of this post desu
The act of grace : shittest acting I have ever seen
Unbearable.
Lads I've got an interview for Sports Direct on Friday. What should I expect?
>>24169802
Tell them you're available weekends and over Christmas.
Congrats, you now work for Sports Direct
>>24169731
Ugh, looks like I won't be eating for a few days now~
I wish the government rationed food out to fat people and those who eat more than their share should be fined.
>>24169861
>I wish the government rationed food out to fat people and those who eat more than their share should be fined.
YES COMRADE! WE MUST EMULATE WORLD WAR TWO, THE HAPPIEST TIME IN HISTORY IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSS---BRITAIN!!
>>24169861
You have the solution to obesity?
Please, share with the class.
And don't you dare say 'sugar tax'.
>>24169897
well how else do we deal with fat people? I'd say genocide but normies dislike that kind of thing.
>>24169960
>>24169960
>well how else do we deal with fat people?
Tolerate them then laugh when they die aged 43.
>>24169249
Bodybags
>>24169802
Make sure your pulse is throbbing
>>24169994
But just seeing them makes me sick. They irritate me.
>tfw you think you met a cute girl on r9k
>tfw talked on skype and sounds cute and feminine and everything
>tfw they sent you a picture and after 13 billion reverse image search checks its unique
>tfw i still can't shake the feeling its a honeypot to harvest my organs and send them to a factory in xinjiang
what do lads
It's back day but I have an almighty headache, if evens I go gym, if odds I stay in bed
>>24170118
Time to rev up the Zyzz vids breh
>>24170109
Post her Skype and I'll confirm if she's legit for you
Lads, I'm selling my phone to some guy on Craigslist tomorrow, but I realized CeX are offering more. Do I tell him I can't sell it. Can he get my address from the ad on Gumtree? Scared tbqh
>>24170374
if he hasn't paid for it there shouldn't be a problem
>>24170417
Until he turns up at your house with a crowbar that is
https://join.skype.com/xQhAbU2msqI5
if you're a lad, you can join our gang no wastecadets though
we like URBAN london music too.
Why is it that people who look as though they have never contributed anything to society get a free bus pass whereas I, a taxpayer for over a decade, need to fork out 2.50 for a bus ticket?
Are they somehow seen as more deserving, more valuable to society? Their four Somalian children combined are unlikely to contribute as much as me.
Can anyone explain this? Don't get me wrong, I can afford everything I want or need but I don't like seeing someone getting (literally) a free ride when I have to work for my money.
Also, why are pound signs banned?
>>24170431
Why would he do that? He hasn't lost anything.I'd love that to happen since I'd be able to justify seriously hurting someone because of muh self defense
>>24170448
>Urban london music
fucking dropped
>>24165993
Reported to GCHQ.
>>24170109
Why no video call? Why use Skype if you're not going to video call? if you're worried, get a tmestamped photo or with her doing something like a thumbs up or whatever isn't autistic
>>24170448
I'd rather gargle Teresa May's anal leakage.
a britfeel skype group does sound good tho
>>24170448
Go back to >>/int/
>>24170475
Sure they need to get to the dole office for free or they will claim discrimination and cry about the government starving them and expecting them to drive etc etc.
Same way prisoners and sex offenders get free bus tickets to get to probation etc. Essentially so they have no excuse not to show up.
Why do you take the bus again?
>>24166275
Verbal nods.
>mmhmm
>>24170475
Pound signs are banned to stop you gettin round the robot by using symbols as letters.
And it's not about giving them a free ride, it's about making sure nobody slips through the cracks and dies because of government lack of compassion
>>24170512
don't have a webcam atm, will try videocall to confirm at soonest opportunity
maybe its a gril being used as bait for my liver though
whatever ill go down fighting these fat chinks wont take my fluids
Should I order pizza?
>>24170554
it's probably a scam tbqh, does she know how ugly you are?
>>24170569
Yes, with lots of olives
>>24170569
No, you shouldn't. Cook a nice piece of chicken, and some veggies.
>>24170581
I sent her a picture at a good angle with low lighting and she said I was cute.
>>24170448
>we like URBAN london music too.
why did you include this?
Still on last nights thread lads... worrying
>>24170589
Show picture?
Fucking normie flatmates have the fucking heating on 30. I already turned it down once. It's going to be the little things that push me over the edge
Bit of a shit day desu.
How do you lot dress?
>>24170638
can't do that m8 sorry hope u understand
>>24170475
I mostly see old ladies using free bus passes, I don't mind if part of my taxes goes towards keeping older people more active and less lonely.
Anyone else though, completely agree.
>>24170666
it is a bit nippy tho tbphwym
>>24170736
30 is too fucking hot. I'm sweating and all I'm doing is sitting down. The trips confirm so I'm going to turn it down. Wish me luck lads
>>24169438
Stop gargling spunk mate.
>>24170736
30 is FAR too hot. 24 is maximum warmth for the comf
>>24169960
>>24170104
Make them pay for their own treatment.
>>24170669
Tracksuits, couldn't give a shit
>>24170666
hope they have deep pockets anon
>>24170813
Its probably uni shits who don't pay bills, when I was in halls I didn't close my window all winter just to keep cool
>>24170669
Desert boots, jeans, polos/paisley shirts/mod jackets
>>24170535
>Why do you take the bus again?
I work in the centre of town. Fuck driving in every day. The bus is cheaper and faster usually. Everyone on my bus works but I still see a lot of brown people (of working age) getting on their buses to rougher parts of town.
>>24170676
Absolutely no issues with old people getting free travel. They've paid their dues. I'm talking about people who've been here five minutes and are just leeching.
>>24170544
It's about getting rid of their reasons to integrate and pay their way. Asking people to pay for the services they use has nothing to do with compassion. It's just how capitalism works. I just don't understand why opportunities are given to leeches that aren't given to productive natives who might need it less but deserve it more.
>>24170669
slim trousers, penny loafers/deck shoes, plain white tees usually
>>24169288
Nah, that's me senpai. Did my assignment yesterday. Submitted 10 minutes before the deadline, didn't get to finish it either. Going to be worried and and in constant low mood until I get the grade for it. I hope it's not too bad, I can't afford to fuck up my final year.
>>24170611
that's just him, most people are memekids
>>24170669
Like it's 2006. T shirt, jeans and a hoodie, all ill-fitting. Sometimes a Super Dry puffer jacket. Usually have nice trainers though.
>tfw mum keeps buying me Ben Sherman and Lee Cooper shirts and jumpers
>>24170581
>>24170585
I ordered one lads
I'm going to Lambeth on Thursday lads. Is it nice round there?
I'm getting the train into Paddington. It looks simple to get to Lambeth from there but I fucking hate the tube and I'm always nervous I'll get on the wrong train.
>>24171006
i'm proud fa m, time to get /comfy/
>>24169974
>>24170669
Like a hipster. Undercut, desert boots, skinny jeans, hipster glasses, beard.
It's a meme look but I get complimented on it. Even by a girl once. She said 'i like your style'. Being an autist, I didn't know how to react, I just shrugged my shoulders and mumbled. Still a kissless virgin at 23.
>>24171062
post pics lad
>>24170515
join it then faggot
>>24165183
Well tbqhf my best friend quit for a while, but he's now back on heroin. He's back in rehab for the sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
>tfw you know someone thinks you're ugly but they just don't want to say
>>24171153
Don't have any m8 and I'm in my pajamas right now so can't take any.
>>24170669
slim straight jeans. plain baggy t-shirts, military jackets and jumpers, lumberjack shirts, timberland boots, hoodies. normal and unassuming, greyman vibe going on at times
>tfw it's already half 9
Where does the time go.
>>24170669
Jeans, T-shirt, Leather Jacket
>>24150723
I used meetup.com. Joined a few groups about 3 years ago. These days I only go to the events of 1 group, aimed at geeks like me.
Last month I went on holiday with one of the women I've met from the group, and this weekend I'm going down to London with her and another woman.We're all in the same hotel room
>>24151192
Eat lots of fast food and drink high fat pop.
>>24170867
Lloyd?
>>24171391
NORMALL LFFFAAAGGGGG GET OUT OF MY THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24171391
Enjoy sleeping on the floor wishing you were dead.
Managed to persuade my teacher to improve my predicted grades, so now I have a chance to get into a decent uni. Feeling pretty smug lags
>>24171510
You still need to attain them to get in, best get working
Also 18+
>>24171488
That's me!not really, what kinda shit name is Lloyd?
>>24171510
One of my teachers was also the one in charge of my application stuff, she dropped my predicted grade so I couldn't go to my first choice out of spite
>>24170669
Jeans, T-shirt (graphic usually), trainers.
>>24171530
I am 18 mate
>tfw failed a levels first year and had to retake them
>>24171554
Sounds shit mate, granted my predicted grades were accurate because I didn't try last year
>>24171544
It definitely is you though
>tfw trying not to be racist
>>24171615
Well done for managing to be a basic human being
Being born ugly is the worst fucking shit, there's just no fucking hope at all.
>>24171652
I'm sure being passive aggressive towards him will help him not to be racist!
Racism is a normal human trait.
>>24171652
I never said I was very good at it
>>24171061
>tfw it hasnt arrived yet
>>24171685
>tfw no matches on tinder and no replies on okcupid
Fucking makes me feel like shit senpai.
>>24171685
>tfw 5/10 at best
>tfw realising that personality, confidence and being able to hold a conversation actually make up for it a lot
new thread when desu senpai senpai senpai desu baka
>>24171685
If I took better care of myself I'd probably gain a couple of points, but fuck that.
>>24171685
Oh I doubt you're that ugly. The guys on Jeremy Kyle are hideous and they get gfs, so we have hope.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>24171685
If it gives you hope, I'm an ugly fat fuck and have a cute 5'2 gf. Trust me lad, just do the opposite of be urself and be a cheery funny guy. Not all girls are lying when they say looks don't matter
>>24171823
>8/10 here
>can't hold a conversation to save my fucking life
You're spot on there mate, I have confidence and unique personality but its an acquired taste I guess.
Any time I've ever been with a girl are one night stands, wake up the next day and spaghetti starts flowing from my pockets
>>24171752
Hate this feeling so much, especially after things go fine with someone only to have my looks kill things.
>>24171823
>tfw that's bullshit because I do completely fine and then I'm seen and everything collapses
>>24171882
>Oh I doubt you're that ugly.
I am, all I have to go on are what others think of me and it's not good at all.
>>24171904
No, none of what you said gives me any hope at all.
>>24171883
Fuck off wait til sage
>>24171923
Maybe because you are so fucking full of self pity that girls can sense your insecurities
>>24171922
You poor thing.
I think something just crawled up my dick hole.
>>24171904
Fuck off fat normie.
>>24171923
>yfw its not
>yfw I also got laid when I was 130kg/ 20.5 stone
dead thread
So, how's everyone's Tuesday going
Got a crew cut today lads; the usual.
Feels so good to have five months of moppy faggot hair shaved off.
Plus I look like a normalfag now.
Seriously guys, if you want to at least look normal then shave your head. Unless you're 10/10 model tier nobody's a looker with a shaved head.
>>24172103
I look like a child with shorter hair
>>24171904
if it gives you hope, i'll make somethin up
>>24172103
Nice lad. I'm going to go for a haircut this weekend. It's too long to handle now.
>>24172160
>fat people can't get gfs
Haha okay mate
>>24172160
if you go to a concert, there's always about 5 pie boys with inexplicably qt gfs.
It is time to disembark this sinking vessel
>>24172469
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