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NA WAH ME WIP
NA WAH ME NAE NAE

NA WAH ME WIP
NA WAH ME NAE NAE

NA WAH ME WIP
NA WAH ME NAE NAE

NA WAH ME WIP
NA WAH ME NAE NAE
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>>24160569
DOIN' DA STANKY LEG (STANK STANK)
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m8 I wish I had your dedication cunt
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>2015
>not doing the duff instead
come on senpai

I want to get a accurate map of the diversity of races here, we'll probably get mostly whites, but meh.
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I am a white guy
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Asian m8
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Black guy here.

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Rasputin
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>>24160523
Are you contacting us from beyond the grave?
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>>24160617
da
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>>24160725
How do I become a healer like you?

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how do i get the motivation to do anything?
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>>24160361
Stop being Lazy. Its literally a choice you have to make everyday.
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>>24160406
Laziness is caused by lack of motivation. How do you find any purpose if you're not programmed to fit any role?
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>>24160456
What im saying is , you have to make an active decision to be motivated. That what motivation is. Keeping a goal in mind and actively going for it.

I Decieded this month to make a change. and not be lazy. Im doing nofap( abstaining from porn ) , started to exercise.

but it depends on you as a person. Tell me about yourself.

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EGG MAN NEEDS OUR HELP (well..our $$$)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7vTloYQ5s

Seriously though, I think since we humiliated him on a national scale by framing him for the Oregon shootings we should all throw him a couple of bucks. Whaddya say robots?
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>>24160360
fuck off eggman
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I got a couple of old Chuck-E Cheese tokens if that helps any.
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Fuck so that was actually his thread the other day asking how to make money?

My bad. Sorry eggy for telling you to gtfo.

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>Stop by a bookstore with my mom after she picked me up from the train, we walk around and talk
>She asks if I want anything. I say not really, she reminds me I used to love books
>After a while she pauses and asks if I'm okay
>I say of course and force a laugh
>I can see the look on her face. She suprises me, asks if she ever did anything wrong
>I say of course not, but I can tell she didn't believe me
I really meant it too
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>>24160278
Are you on good terms with her, by which I mean you aren't hiding anything or don't distrust her emotionally?

If it's really bugging you, I suggest talking to her about whatever issues you're going through. Even if you don't have something huge and it's no big deal for you, just seeing that you trust her enough to talk to her about it will probably make her feel loved and appreciated.

For years I was full teenage-rebel "my family is not #cool," and although my parents and extended family are all loving and wonderful I excluded them from almost all my life. I'm trying to undo that, and I know they recognize it was very much the late-higschool/early-college rebellion and don't blame me personally, but if you have a good family I'd urge you to do something like that.

If you're even a tenth as distant or socially awkward as this board's culture generally wanks about being, there are probably a lot of mixed signals or apparent apathy, even warning signs of hatred or suicide, that she might be seeing even if you're totally fine. Socially awkward people (like myself) give out false signals a lot because fuck if we know what this action or this facial expression will be 'taken' as.
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>>24160522
I appreciate it senpai
It's the other way around though, I used to be badly depressed to the point of being suicidal but I'm a good liar so she never really knew. I just pretended I was a stoner until she noticed my room never smelled like weed anymore
I talked to her about depression stuff recently though, it felt good to get it out in the open, I'm just waiting and hoping therapy, mild SSRIs, and some lifestyle changes do the trick. In the meantime though it's shit to see her worry and brood because her kid is generally sad
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>>24160742
>never really knew
There's a good chance she did, and never said anything because she didn't want to make you feel judged or uncomfortable. Maybe not, who knows. I have no idea if my parents knew I was suicidal for years, I still haven't told them.

Anyway, she has obvious reasons to be very concerned over whether you're "okay" now, right? That's great that you could talk to her about it, how did that go? I have no idea how to bring up my (mostly past) depression issues with my parents, thankfully I'm over the part where I let it come between us.

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aus crew ww@
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>>24160156
Blimey govner! i sure hope the ol' emu overlords dont come to rape me anus todai!
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>>24160183
Bet you can't even pronounce emu lol
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>>24160268
innit rite thar govna ye got ye a kangey schlong in yer mouff or sumfin?

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Ye, lonely robots date lonely fembots.

Just indicate your location and gender, that's all it takes.
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>falling for the fembots meme
Not even once.
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>>24160088
i rather be alone than be with a robot.
lolol "fembots" feel the same.
this thread isn't going to work out
rip op
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Male southern california
>Implying fembots exist

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From wikipedia
>Paranoia is a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion.
Just take some xan and come the fuck down.Guaranteed making you a normie this way as you will for one in your life think like one. No longer will you hide in fear of rejection or betrayal you can finally be able to take off that thick armor you build and experience genuine emotions.
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>>24160018

>just take some

K :D :D :D :D

Niggers like you need to be hunted down and fucked repeatedly to death.

You gonna stop on by with some?

Did you know that the central euro bear is also known as the deku. Not much is known about the deku but deku iz as deku does. Fuck you robot let me post.
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>>24160018
>Thinking Xanax enables the ability to have genuine emotions.

OP you're obviously a fucking faggot who has never taken Xanax a day in his life.
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>>24160566
Xanax made me literally not care about anything or anyone. OP thinks this means it'll let you build real emotions but in reality it turns a lot of people into assholes.

OP is confirmed faggot.

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Post problem

Get well-reasoned advice
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>>24159962
nobody wants to be my friend as badly as i want to be their friend
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>>24159980

Go to church and be saved. People will be obligated to be your friend because Jesus
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>>24159980
>best friend from high school in town
>just passing through for a few hours between busses
>his girlfriend lives in town
>she visits him every weekend
>"hey want to get dinner its been over a month, man!"
>"yeah for sure dude I get in 5pm"
>head downtown to maximize hang with old friend time
>5:30, no reply
>6:00, get call from his girlfriend
>"hey he doesnt know if hes gonna take the 7:30 or the eleven we'll let you know by 6:30. Also his phone is dead."
>head home
>6:30 no call, figured
>7:20, text from his girlfriend
>"he gone"

Did he seriously skip on his chance to see me just to fuck his girlfriend he had already spent the entire weekend on vacation with? I thought we were better friends than this..

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This girl browses /r9k/
How does that make you feel?
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>>24159913
neutral
how am i supposed to feel :o
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>>24159913
You posted this shit fucking thread earlier today.

It makes me feel nothing. She can browse here all she wants. I doubt she's shit posting like you. Fuck off.
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She seems like a lovely young woman.

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does anyone want to post songs that make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqeO3S1fOk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAwYodrBr2Q
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Another one of these threads? Sure, I'll join in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxEoA3G9Wg
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>>24159892
>you will never find true love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF6MTwACKZk

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Hey, Chad here.
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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i have no problems with the jews.
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peanus weenus

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>will never meet a bitter, qt asian boy like picture related
>will never become his girlfriend and help him see the positive things in life while he slowly warms up to me
>will never get to experience moments of his genuine caring for me
>will never get to support him in everything he does and comfort him when he feels down

what's your ideal gf/bf like?
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>>24159459
you'll just leave him halfway once he stops showing anger and starts showing mushy pansy girl feelings. or at least ask him about open relationships
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>>24159517
nope! I'm not sure why you'd assume I'd do something so horrible to someone I just described as my 'ideal'. the whole helping him to be happier when possible and providing support and understanding for his emotions be they positive or negative is part of the deal.
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W-where you at OP?

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Post your boobs and your age. No faces just boobs.
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Nice try, buddy.
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>>24159457
I deserve this ok
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>>24159487
I'm an exhibitionist anyway so I'll give you one. Feel better, anon. I'm 22 btw.
>inb4 rostie reee

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