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The Chinegro
>>24159269
>short hair sure looks good
Becoming a leaker
Read the image.
keklomania
too long; didnot read a bit
>>24159256
I'm stuck. Help.
Reminder that if you have a sister you cannot be a robot. They can set you up with friends and give you advice on how to appeal to women. There is no excuse for not having a gf if you have a sister
She's two years old
>>24159108
>16+ year gap between siblings
What.
>>24159108
primer pussy
gotta get em young
What was it robots?
What was it that made you say to yourselves 'I fucking give up?'
Tell me your stories, no judgment I promise.
Sick of people mostly. Rather sit in my room and pay vidya and fap all day then do anything.
>>24159072
Just the indecisive feeling of what to do with my life mixed with anxiety, depression, procrastination and bullshit.
There isn't a point. It won't be here when I'm dead, nor can I take it with me.
Why would I work for something that I cannot keep?
Why not keep it simple and stupid and end it as quickly as possible with stupid small shit.
I don't know man.
I had that moment almost daily when I was younger
Now I realize that you can't just give up and saying you do does nothing but give you a false excuse for making shitty decisions.
I wish I could share with you how smelly my dick is right now
Clean it...now
>>24158918
i like kirie-chan
That is it, that is just fucking it.
Every day I come onto /r9k/ and every day I see the same disgusting shit, people, specifically you NEETs whose ass smells to fucking high heaven, who haven't bathed in fucking weeks, legit piss bottles, cum t-shirts, how the fuck do you motherfuckers do this shit?
I've been NEET for 4 years and I can not comprehend not showering at least once every two days, but I end up doing it almost every day, or else I go fucking crazy. It's like hitting a reset button and the feeling of pleasure of the water hitting me feels so good, why the fuck don't you guys shower? I can not comprehend it, maybe that is why you are so miserable.
Why is your dick smelly? I've gone strectches of days without showering though because camping or whatever and not cleaning my dick specifically, and it never started to smell, are you that unhygenic you sloth fuck?
>wake up at 4:30 am
>turn on tv
>piss and start coffee
>wait for what seems like days for coffee to be done so I can have first smoke with my coffee
>turn on morning anime (shin chan)
>smoke and drink coffee
>shit, wash face, brush teeth, apply deodorant, spray cologne
>find a button up shirt and pants on floor that don't smell too bad
>grab boxers and socks from drawer
>spray clothes with febreeze
>get dressed
>chainsmoke until work
>walk to work at 6 at a local coffee shop
>try to remain as stress free as possible during morning rush
>end up sad again
>get off
>grab takeout on walk home
>strip as soon as i walk in
>sob uncontrollably into my pillow
>nap
>wake up
>find a porn that will actually make me hard
>can't find one so cum flaccid
>try to play vidya
>get bored after 15 minutes
>turn on anime that makes me feel comfy (nichijou)
>shitpost
how was your day, anon?
>>24158904
>find one so cum flaccid
>>try to play
Woke up at 1 PM. Laid there a bit until I'm couldn't sleep anymore. Got on omegle and pressed escape for 3 hours and now I'm in bed again. My back hurts.
I woke up an hour ago.
It is 11:42PM right now.
Thats right, PM.
Did I cross the line robots?
Are you the guy who posted this or the guy being referred to in the post?
If the former, I'd need a broader context.
If the latter, yes, stop being a creep.
Oh god I hope you're that creepy guy.
Cosplay NZ is full of drama (was in a anime club at Otago uni before it got shut down so heard tons of stuff second hand) but that letter seems pretty reasonable
Can't think of a reason not to kill myself. What do you think r9k?
>>24158858
It will hurt. A lot.
just go kill a bunch of other people first, it seems to work well for other people.
>>24158866
for you
>>24158858
post feet
>tfw no qt3.14 Japanese gf
That feel, I know it.
>>24158831
>2015
>wanting a japanese gf
We've moved on to Koreans now. Get with the times.
>>24158867
This.
>tfw no slightly ghetto korean gf
Post your belly. Twinks, fats, /fit/s, skinny fats, all welcome.
I myself am not a twinky boy I just like my stomach soft so I put a little effort into shaving it.
Sounds fun
>>24158729
>>24159000
Cute af anons
I should really put some effort in ;_;
>>24159122
Your belly looks puffy. Would lay my head on/10
Whose up?
NIGG CLIK THA LIK BUTON
You will never fugg Umaru.
ayyyyyy brah, i'm up
I am not a robot but I can only relate to people who have spent way too much time alone thinking.
What am I?
a decent person
A person that belongs neither here nor there. You're a fine fellow.
>>24158618
someone who needs to go back to reddit
Are you taking antidepressants?
>>24158615
Nope, why should I? Will they make me not a failure?
>>24158615
This pic is infinitely disturbing.
>>24158615
Stopped a while ago. They only made me feele slightly less suicidal.
look at this
>>24158555
lol im a virgin and even i know where to put it in (theoretically) lmao, what a loser
Fucking kekold. He should be banned from ever having sex again.
desu if you're shagging a massive slag sometimes you can't tell the difference. especially after you've been doing it a while, but idk why she didnt just put it in for him
Dream Interpretation thread?
One of my major recurring dreams is my younger sister dying. I cry in the dream even though in real life I haven't cried in about 9 years. I practically raised her so she's very close to me, more than anyone else easily.
Why does this dream keep showing itself?
How does she die?
>>24158601
I can't remember any specific reasons, shit would just transition into a dead body in my arms.
>>24158616
Start sleeping right next to a pen and some paper.
Write that shit down as soon as you wake up so the details are fresh.
Do this about 3 or 4 times and draw parallels between the different instances.
A pattern should pop up.
