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Who aus here?
>>24153942
I'm here
Who here studying for exams?
Carb the boys
>>24153942
here, slowly downloading fallout 4
Who else /thief/ here?
Myself, I shoplift for a living. I steal 100% of my food, clothes, alcohol, whatever I want really. I'm not the type of person to say working makes you keked but stealing really does make working seem pointless. Where my deviant senpai at?
>>24153801
can you tell some stories
>>24153801
what about your housing
>>24153801
bullshit is bullshit
I just want a a muscular goddess with a fat ass to sit on my face tbqh.
>can't find pics of short haired muscular qt because I forgot her fucking name
I need to make a folder and stop being retarded.
>>24153790
Domt we all?
>>24153790
Wait, did they undo the word filters?
>t b h
desu
Why don't you robots have the beta for rumblr it's time to be the shit out of Chad I wanna beat the shit out of all of you on here.
>>24153759
Who /mischief/ here?
> get guy all worked up with shit talking
> pussy out
>>24153759
Cops will just sting people on this
>>24153849
> schedule fight
> take pictures of participants
> contact their employers
>20/m
>NEET
>virgin
>kv
>hs dropout
Am i too old to finish hs/get a gf?
>he's only 20
20 isnt that old you nigger. You have plenty of time to get your shit together
>>24153744
My boyfriend is 23 and a highschool dropout, with a job tho... but i wouldnt have given a shit if he was a virgin anyways
23 is pushing point of no return
25 is pretty much there
27 and its all over
How was work, my fellow wagers?
>get a coffee and muffin from my local italian coffee shop, make pleasantries with the cute baristas
>go in to work 10 minutes late but the boss couldn't care less
>discuss the latest project I've been working on, boss is pleased to see I'm almost done
>put on some headphones and my favorite podcast while I work on the test webpages we want to implement
>it's already break time, decide I've earned some mickey d's
>get back and relax a bit before working again
>finish work and make it home just before the sun sets
>food is already made and the house is clean
>watch some youtube videos and read some funny posts on reddit, play a bit of hearthstone
Couldn't have asked for a better life. I can't wait for work tomorrow!
mmm training. free hotel, rental car, $25/h to do computer based "training" i could have done from home.
I made ~$315 today for simply being willing and able to work if I were called.
Feels good, man.
>>24153734
In my third month of owning my paintball field. Not all its cracked up to be but doing what I love and making enough money to live on is more than I can ask. Can't complain though. I'm just getting busier and busier.
somehow i managed to get a girl to go out with me. we went out twice already and just hung around the city. what do i do to make her my gf?
Forge a relationship and then have sex. That's how everyone who isn't Chad Thundercock does it.
>>24153723
don't overreact, familia. don't be too clingy.
> tfw i've never been in this situation so my advice has no supporting evidence behind it
tell her you love her
A girl said I had a nice smile today. Though it was a small thing it's given me hope that maybe one day I'll find someone.
Has anyone else had anything recently that has given them hope they may not be alone forever?
Pic unrelated to an extent
>>24153607
I've actually had a girl talk to me for more than one conversation. We've been talking for a week now, and while not impressive to most, it is my personal record for length of time a girl has talked to me
I'm a wagekek who lives in a different state than my family so when I went home last week to visit a girl who I knew asked me to go watch The Martian with her, I said nah it looks stupid then I sorted my music folder for the rest of the night
I guess that's making progress
There's this girl I work with who I like who is likely an aspie like me. As I was leaving, I wanted to give her a hug and I think she would have reciprocated. Even though I didn't go for it, felt kind of nice.
What would this make me if the only time I had sex was the time I lost my viriginity?
A non-virgin?
Someone who should get off my board
just shut up and get out
You are now a female version of yourself. Picture yourself growing up and think of all of your important decisions in life, gender reversed, all until you reach your present self. Is your life still miserable, if so you just scientifically proved women have it easier
>>24153492
No, I'm completely normal and successful besides the fact that I don't exercise and don't have a girlfriend.
>>24153492
MEHDIKKU
Would've been one of those fucking attractive serious girls that every dude is head over heels over. My social life would have probably been better since females are more social anyways but I feel like my life would have been more strict due to my parents.
Tbh I think my life would have been a little less harsh but I rather have a dick than a vagina. If I was a girl, I would've probably wished to be a guy.
Any robots have and cozy jazz albums to reccomend me daddio?
>>24153442
anthing Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MvCnQIAQNM
i like count basie
Romano Mussolini mirage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbnoPZu4Wp8
Its a classic
What's your most favorite autistic fantasy that you play through your head
>be a holy knight about to kill the Mexican horde invading the US
>draw my shield and sword
>wipe 2k of them instantly using my noble phantasm
>Mexican barbarian sneak attacks me with his machette
>block with my shield because my armor rating is 8459304
>cut his head off with my shield
>crush the rest of the heretics
>look over the corpses of battle after it's over
I pretend I'm Saber like you, but instead of killing Mexicans I'm during King Arthur's time BTFOing Modred
>>24153407
>be 15
>be camping in dead of August, hot as fuck
>intense fever, lying in bed at 6 in the morning still wide awake
>start hallucinating Saber
>intense heartbreak when I realize none of it's real
thats when I knew I'd never be a normie i fucking hate being alive where's my unicorn god fucking damn
>be a evil winterdemon named Lord Gabool
>crush all who try to stop me as I spread death and destruction across the land
>many a knight would try to stop me, but I am powerful enough to smash entire armies single handedly
or
>be a glorious nordic viking
>board my longship and sacrifice a ram with my crew for good luck
>set sail for distant shores
>brave the cold black nordic sea
>sight the English coast in the distance
>the prow of my longship grinds into the beach as we leap onto the turf and draw our weapons
>tfw sack and loot to our hearts content, defiling the church of the Christ-God
I really want to give birth, Can any femanons tell me what giving birth is like?
I have an interest as well. I wish I could've experienced motherhood.
Going into labor wasn't pleasant, but the actual birth was pretty easy. I did get an epidural though.
>>24153405
Become a surrogate mother, you get paid to have someone else's baby.
I just realized something
It's thought all females are attention whores.
But that's because the only ones that mention their gender are attention whores.
Anyone who doesn't say their gender are assumed to be male.
That means theres probably a good amount awkward neet qts that that aren't stacy whores, i just never realized it
>>24153370
Fucking daft.
And you'll never meet them. Just let the pain out.
A long time ago, there was a /int/ meetup in Sweden where a literal 10/10 qt showed up. If there are any oldfags here they may have the pictures from it.
There are non-attention whore "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS GUYS BELIEVE ME :^)" kinds of girls on 4chan, but you'll never know it's them unless you saw it for yourself.
>Haven't logged into blackboard since September
Who /procrastinator/ here?
>>24153302
>tfw all your teacher unofficial withdrawal you from the course
>>24153433
>Show up for class every other week
>Professor tells me if I'm absent one more day she's giving me a failing grade
>Plan to skip it tomorrow
>>24154542
>professor says there will be no lecture this Tuesday
>still go to the lecture room and sit there for the usual duration of the lecture
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