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who here has made a deal with a stone crab -_- like from this anime?!?!?
>>24149529
hello? any crabs here? :3
>>24149786
looking for heavy stone crabs, :3 cool huh? like in that anime.
>>>/trash/
please mods
Is fencing autistic, /r9k/? I'm bored of video games and I think it mite be fun, but I was wondering if it's a normie sport
>>24149446
any sport is a normie sport op. kill yourself.
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24149446
many consider it a sport for fags because swords are irrelevant in this age of guns and missiles.
It really does help you fight. Distance, footwork, balance, rapid advancing. It will cause you to want to lead with your strongest hand though.
Myers Briggs thread / INTP central
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
>ENTJ
>Feel left out because nobody banters me
>>24149434
I knew INFJs were normies. INFP and INTP forever.
>>24149857
Fellow ENTJ here.
Nobody banters you because you're probably really bad at it.
Free (You)'s in this thread
post in here if you want to feel valued for a second
>>24149300
Give a (you) take a (you)
Nah I'm good. I'm not even going to check this thread after this post. Waste em if you want.
>>24149300
Just found out my first cousin is going to be a boy.
Just a message to all you NEETs who think your opinion matters.
nobodies opinion matters
>>24149333
*Nobody's
You idiot NEET.
>>24149296
This is why I don't talk to anyone
How does this make you feel?
Written by a non-white woman.
makes me laff
white kekolds like to fantasize that all women want to fuck blacks or other minorities but the truth is white men are the most desired by women of all races
Urge to lynch rising.
>>24149268
>29 years old
I don't really care. Might hit her up if I want a cheap fuck. Too old for anything else.
Somehow I've convinced a girl to meet me for coffee tomorrow. She's waifu material and just my type. How do I not fuck this up?
I know we like to shitpost on here but very often you robots post real shit. Help me make it, lads.
Why the hell would we want you to make it, failed normie?
I hope you vomit all over her and ruin it all
Remember what would normies say?
Ask her questions about what she likes to do and shit
>>24149267
Do whatever it was you were doing to get her to meet you.
Anyone watch this show? I think its pretty funny
>>24149227
It's funny, but kinda dumb too. Requires drugs or alcohol to really enjoy.
>watching normaholics
Yeah, no.
s1 is the only one worth watching
>tfw send facebook message to qt onitis from uni
>she doesnt respond ever
>get depressed
1 month later
>send her another message
>she doesnt respond again
>feel terrible and depressed
Fuck why dont i ever learn r9k
>>24149213
the pattern in your actions suggest something... look deeply into it and you may get it
>>24149213
what you need to understand is that you are worth about as much as a poop she shits out to her.
>>24149334
>mfw OP wont get this
Saw this on normiebook, can you relate to this image?
>there are people who actually agree with radfems
JUST
>she doesn't settle her debates on atheism by sending plebs to the shadow realm
Into le trash it goes.
>>24149156
XD
le funny how le feminazis are just female neckbeards and everything in the pic also relates to them
I challenge /r9k/ to a rap battle.
Car cost 400 thou and I put a roof in
>>24149030
Yo OP you're a fucking faggot
I wish i could beat you to death with a stale baguette
>>24149030
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQI9qV34EFY
Don't start this shit with me, son.
Fembot here. 3/10, I just turned 30 today and I'm still a virgin. I feel desperate since i'm resorting to here but anyone want to take my virginity? based in Denver.
>>24149025
I live near Denver. By 3/10 does that mean you're fat? I can handle ugly face but I can't handle fat.
>>24149025
Post face w/ time-stamp then I'll decide
>>24149025
no
please exit
Who /fucked neck/ here? On my way to becoming Quasimodo
>>24148981
>I know that feel
I have kyphosis too, kinda got used to it
I'm a little farther then middle but I'm only 20, how to fix before it's too late?
video games really fuckd us up
>Sent out dozens of applications in the past three days
>It's mostly futile with the occasional cocktease email that likely won't lead any further
Is this what dating is like?
Get into pickup - you'll meet weirdos and probably even will be one of them, but I did it and i've managed to bang 12 girls in the last year and a half (after only 3 between the age of 18 and 22).
But yes, that's exactly what dating is like from my perspective. get 4 numbers over the weekend, text the 3 that seemed so solid, get 1 decent convo going and one with a couple of replies then she stops texting. The decent convo you get her to agree to a date and pray she doesn't flake closer to the time. about 50% of those will flake. So 16 numbers gets 2 dates, and of the 2 dates, 1 will bang.
rinse and repeat, become desensitised, meet nice, hot girls who are interested in you but by this point you're feeling like girls are a dime a dozen and a girl being interested in you is no longer enough to get you hooked. Lose the ability to get excited about a potential girlfriend, but hey, at least you can get laid now.
Hmm.
>>24149133
don't do this.
if you want any chance of being happy, get off /r9k/, go to the gym, get hobbies, better yourself. nobody will love you if you try to manipulate people.
>>24149176
Yeah. i don't know how to stop now though. I live with another guy who's into going out and hitting on girls. I don't have any other hobbies, and if I stop I won't have any other way to meet girls. Might have been an error on my part.
Who is the most disgusting pornstar you fap to?
Pic related, I can't control myself sometimes
God damned Sarah Jay.
I don't understand, she is fucking beat yet I just feel some kind of magnetism.
Did her surgeon make those incisions with gardening secateurs? Gross anon, gross.Bobbi Starr
Gianna Michaels
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