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quien /mexicano/ aqui?
de que tipo de autismo padecen?
>>24155217
Soy argentino. Tengo un desorden muy raro que me hace creer que soy blanco.
>>24155217
por que llaman mexicano a todo aquel que hable espanol?
me arde el culo que me comparen con un cucaracho.
>>24155316
es hilo para mexicanos, inferior. esfumate.
Obama and the US congress should drop a couple of nuclear bombs on the backwoods rural areas of the Southern United States and all of east texas. These areas are full of inbred hick creationists who fuck their cousins. They bring nothing of value to this country and are the reason the United States is a laughing stock to this world
I live in Oregon and there are a lot of inbred cousin fuckers in the rural areas.
Yes and every single person in NYC is a jew and every single person in the state of California is an illegal mexican. How is being 12 and having a 12 year old perception of the real world treating you.
> not stopping the bomb on Miami
Thanks, OP. You saved me.
>tfw 19 and took a year off after school to work
>work at a grocery store stocking shelves
>make ~$25,500/yr
>tfw wouldn't even care if I just said fuck it and did this and to hell with college
>tfw zero ambition, just like browsing 4chan and playing games and anime
>essentially an autsitic weebo
Is there anything wrong with this? I mean I don't buy anything right now, no car and no shitty habits to chew money.
I would try to NEET but I'm not sure how easy that is in my country.
Who else is employed like this here?
>>24155207
bumperin0
Dude, OP, congratulations.
I work in law and make ~$40,000/yr. When I was a doing a professional job before that, I was basically making $23,000/yr. Granted, I was in college at the time, but still. For you to be out and doing that shit? Impressive, but not something that I would make the extent of my potential.
Always aim higher, but do feel comfortable giving yourself time now. Just be mindful you don't give yourself so much time that time itself passes you by. My career, while prestigious, isn't the pinnacle of what one can do in law. And all I have is a BA. While laudable, I know I can do more too.
>>24155322
I'm just afraid that by the time I decide, it'l be too late and I won't be in the best position for my chocie, but alas.
Thanks. I know I can probably do better, but at least I have what I have now so far
>New trial board added: /trash/ - Off-Topic
What the fuck is hirohito doing
>>24155181
You're a little late on this news, anon.
>>24155181
I thought we already had a board for that ( >>>b )
>>24155181
>What the fuck is hirohito doing
God's work.
>mfw a new game comes out, but I quit video-games in a vain attempt to become a productive citizen.
Who here isn't playing Fallout 4?
>>24155039
it's shit. you're missing nothing
>>24155039
Bitch, even Black Ops III is fucking better.
I'm playing Fallout3.
nobody wanted to rate him so roast him instead
pic is upside down sorry heres a better one
must be australian
He looks like an okay guy, I like his shirt.
Post songs/music that makes you feel comfy, depressed, eerie, alone, empty, cheer you up, gives you anxiety, depair or great sadness
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kmmwu14ws&list=PLNU9y5Wm-VvXHLIX5cFCcGSzpLupcMWyN&index=61
>>24154976
ive been listening to this on repeat for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_tP6LPLjJY
Possibly one of the comfiest songs ever made tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K5ym7f5P4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qO9ZrsRevU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uVGMLUP1aE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzM_8D33KS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePo4vCTxJpc
I cant relate to any of the lyrics but the way she sings makes me feel some amazing feels.
After being encouraged by some of you guys and wanting to lose my virginity real bad I made a tinder tonight. Im super nervous though and I wanna know what you guys have as your bios?
This is my bio now but its too short and obvious I think
Don't mention sex in your profile, or virginity.
god speed anon-kun. you are a braver human bean than I.
You're wasting your time and killing whatever confidence you had left
Who eat alot here?
Whats your record?
>I have just ate 4 large 1 topping pizza's, a chocolate cake soaked in skimmed milk, 2 bags of large Cheetos, a large fish filet burger and fries 1 pack of oatmeal cookies and a large litr mountain dew
am I going to die anon?
YESTERDAY
>1 bag of skittles
>1 strawberry ice cream
>6 bottles of starbucks coffee and 6 bottles of water
TODAY
>2 Bananas
>1 Apple and grapes
>A sleeve of crackers
You know, after writing this out, now I know why I don't gain mass easily.
>>24154672
wait a fucking minute, you ate 4 pizzas alone in a single day?
america what the fuck
>>24154781
get of ma board fit fag!!
Is it true that all women want rough, forceful sex? I used to think it was a meme but now I'm starting to wonder if it's really true.
Read for yourself and find out.
>>24154658
So she found the perfect, loving, nice guy provider and gets rough sex from Chad too. Fucking whore. This is what all women want though. .
>>24154572
Some girls do some dont, one girl i was with wanted me to strangle her lmao
So I did it robots. I have transformed from a robot to a cyborg(or normie?) today!!!
>Been dating cute petite Asian girl who I had my first kiss with
>been dating for about 2 months
>went over to her house today
>both of us got completely naked and did everything but sex because we both weren't ready for that yet
There's hope for you all. I am 25, and it finally happened.
What's even better is it was also her first time giving sexual stuff as well.
But that's not what this thread is about.
I actually wanted to talk about how FUCKING OVERRATED sexual shit is
>Kissing on the lips
I like this actually
>Making out
Shit gets boring after 30 seconds, but you have to keep going anyways, as much as you can otherwise you won't do anything
>Being naked
Wasn't as hot as I thought. It was cool, but runs out pretty quickly
>Giving oral
Gets boring pretty quickly, but it's great to her her moan.
>Getting oral/head
Probably the best part honestly. Felt good(not great), but seeing their head go up an down is really the best part of it.
tldr; Sexual shit is overrated.
Granted I haven't had sex, but I imagine many people on here are right, sex is probably nice and feels good, but it's probably overrated as fuck.
Anyone else know this feel?
That's one of my biggest fears. I'll finally get to the point where I'll achieve all the things I thought would make me happy, and they end up not being what I thought they were. What do I do then?
>>24154532
you were a cyborg or normie by the time you got the gf m8.
>>24154602
>That's one of my biggest fears. I'll finally get to the point where I'll achieve all the things I thought would make me happy, and they end up not being what I thought they were.
I was surprised how not scared I was during it all.
And being naked wasn't as weird as I thought.
>What do I do then?
It's been a blessing in disguise.
It means we don't need to run after girls, and put them up in the air, it means we can live life, and enjoy things besides just sex.
I feel like the phrase "Better than sex" is probably not even a joke to many people.
I've had some amazing food and I think I'd consider some of that food over doing sexual shit. Except maybe getting a blowjob. Or maybe not, idk.
Holy Shit, did Trump just compare Pepe to Carson?
pretty funny image but are there seriously people who unironically care about the plot for bethesda games at this point?
even PAYING for a bethesda game is pretty funny to me
>>24154498
A bit late op this was spoiled for me already
>>24154529
I'm not even going to bother pirating it. Haven't played a Fallout game since Fallout 3 kek
/Small/ General
>>24154352
hahaha oh man that sucks dude, how big is it hard?
You're fat. Come back when you're skinny and small.
>tfw just finished taking pictures of my dick
>but it doesn't belong in this thread
kek
>look who came out of his cave! anon we're going to watch pitch perfect 2
ROASTIES GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>pleb bitches actually watching Pitch Perfect 2
>not the superior Pitch Perfect 1
>>24154276
I was about to say they look like norwegians because of the aryan features and interior decorating but they're eating tacos and drinking coke so idk.
Anyway, all my sisters friends have a crush on me so they don't talk shit, but they do want me to acknowledge their existence when they're over.
http://youtu.be/zkfkJCyqCBc
What's her name robots?
freya
luckily as long as I dont look at her facebook pictures or something stupid like that the only thing I feel for her now is intense hatred.
>>24154374
freya? pretty cool name
Mary
8 years since we met
4 years since we stopped talking
3 years since she died
