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What are they exactly.
bitches really
HUH
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
SAY IT AGAIN
>>24162368
Nature personified.
why haven't you killed yourself robots
main reason why i haven't is because i don't want to die a virgin i don't care how old i am
>tfw if i could lose my virginity i probably wouldn't be suicidal kek
I'd be suicidal if I had that shitty tattoo.
>>24162295
why the fuck do so many faggots on here seem to give so many fucks about their virginity?
if anything you should care about having someone who loves you. All you care about is if you fucked a hole or not? And that's what gives your live meaning? how the fuck are so many fags on here obsessed with something so stupid?
>>24162295
no guns in my country
redpill me on baldness
>>24162220
It's when your hair falls out.
>>24162220
>not going on hrt to stop your hair from falling out
You cis scum are pretty funny.
>>24162220
Baldness can either go two ways:
>First - Shame, denial, depression, anger.
This person attempts to hide their baldness with a toupee. They might even try drastic measures to restore what little hair dignity they have left-- such as painful hair transplant surgeries and extremely expensive bullshit hair products. They're embarrassed about their baldness and let other's jeering remarks negatively impact their lives. The complex they've developed around their hair is a direct statement of their character as a shitty human being.
>Second - Acceptance
This person accepts that baldness is a trait they're cursed with and instead choose to view it as a blessing. They shave any potentially remaining hair off that grows and grow a fucking manly beard to show off how much they don't give a fuck. Girls love asking to rub their heads and give them compliments on their facial hair all the time; "it tickles so much when you kiss me teehehee".
They have no problem fucking your bitch.
Tl;dr life is what you make of it. Just own the baldness and it won't be such a shitty thing.
single words that have not been said yet
nasty
Quota
>>24162221
off by one
>tfw no nugget gf
>tfw chad probably fucks her brain out
Even a quarter of a woman won't date me
>>24162180
I'd love to see her get blacked
You basically have to use her as a big fleshlight
How do I overcome anxiety, robots? I'm taking meds but they aren't really helping
Please, I'm desesperate
>>24162101
Get laid or workout and eat healthy.
>>24162101
feels thread anyone?
>>24162157
Getting laid frequently will do it
unfortunately that usually only comes after you have fixed the anxiety.
I have been on many many pills and either you get on benzos and it does help but you have to deal with benzo shit, or you get on steroids and get confident enough in your body that you don't care what lesser men think.
why is every race attracted to white males?
>tfw mixed race black
>live in predominantly white country
>what woman wants to taint their offspring with blackness here
FUCK
>tfw the only girls willing to talk to me are overweight white drug addicts from the south
>>24162091
because we're not a race of mainly criminals
I primarily wouldn't have kids with a non-white because I wouldn't want them to get made fun of or judged for being mixed. They would see their white mom and blame me for their lives, and I'm not doing that to innocent children.
No one knew who I was until I put on the mask.
And they still don't. How the hell are they supposed to when your face is covered by a mask, dummy?
>>24162018
You can't even quote. You aren't very bright, are you?
>>24162065
What do you mean desu?
Who /mischief/ here?
Feeling extra cheeky today
Was just at the train station
>Lady in a hurry asks me if I know where line 4 is
>Say I don't know
>Know
>Announcer says train arriving in line 4
>Panics, wanders around for about 10 seconds, shouts "DOES ANYONE KNOW THE WAY TO LINE 4, PLEASE"
>Some guy points her the way
>Joyfully waves back at me before disappearing in the distance, as if to say "thanks anyway"
>Give her a thumbs up and a smile
>She might not have boarded the train
This is what robots need to do to fight against normies. Small, subtle things.
>>24162007
I always point females in the exactly opposite direction, when they ask me for the way.
>tell mom I'm studying for finals at friends' place
>play LoL at coffee shop for 8 hours
>no friends
is my ass small?
posting more
sorry if blurry
>>24161768
>>24161780
wtf get out hairy ass roastie cunt
who /completely_fucked_up_sleep_cycle/ here?
>wake up at 3am
>stay up for 36 hours
>sleep for 12 hours
>wake up for an hour
>go back to sleep for 2 hours
>repeat
Shit is not fun senpai. I woke up at about 7:00 AM yesterday after going to bed at like 2:00 AM. It's 4:00 AM now and I'm still up, probably won't even get to sleep until I finish my classes today at 4:45 PM. I know it's because of my caffeine problem though. I drink tons of energy drinks because they're literally motivation in a can and I just can't get the motivation to do anything without them, but I hate being awake for so long because the only real peace I get is when I'm asleep.
>>24161658
Mine's more random than that. I try to fix it sometimes, but I can't ever keep a normal schedule for more than two or three days. I've been like this for at least 10 years so I don't think there's any fixing it.
>>24161658
Tfw my sleep pattern has been consistently following the same messed up pattern for 2 years now.
I hope it's my laziness, but if I ever do decide to join society again what if it never stops. Maybe I'm actually sick..
Idk man get out of it if u can. I'm so insane now I don't know whenim dreaming and when im awake
verbeter het OP plaatje editie
welkom: robot nederlanders, belgen en koloniebroeders
niet welkom: normaaltjes, pvv-ers en sp stemmers
>>24161647
>Ajax!
>Weed!
just eurozone my shit up senpai
Goedemorgen deze morgen!
>>24161681
goeie 's morgens
Who /nailbiter/ here?
Pic related.
quit biting years ago, shit sucks too hard when you peel too far down and you get that fucking sharp stingy pain and then gotta be extra careful not to touch the fleshy part on anything.I still bite and rip my toe nails off though
Me, I have an advanced nailbiting technique. Never bite that low, it's just going to be unpleasant, learned this from experience. I eat all of my cuticles and nails(toes included) and my hands look completely normal for the most part.
degenerate behavior
What made you change inside r9k?
In my case it was the fact that normies reported me to police. I can no longer trust anyone and i have lost compassion for others.
Honestly the same.
Got thrown into the crazy bin for a week. Talked to a bitch half as smart as me for 5 minutes. Whadyaknow I'm officially crazy and every thought in my head is now dismissed. Gee let me work real hard for a world that has zero respect for anything but itself.
psychedelics
old friend said we'd do everything together. visit x country, camp, go shopping, etc etc all this while we were still teens
left me for the popular group. humiliated me and made me look like a loser who never mattered. now i am a fully grown man full of anger, waiting the day i finally end it all
>Get new motherboard, cpu, gpu, ram.
>Decide to do a fresh install of windows
>back up my shit
>Go to put it back
>pic related
I'm NEET. Been so for 10 years. 10 years of living on the internet. 10 years worth of stuff in that folder. My life was in that folder. It feels like a death.
Its your fault for not making a backup on an external drive
>>24161566
>herp derp I cant recover my hard drive
then send it to a recovery company faggotunless you have some cheese pizza on that disc
try Recuva m9
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