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The Cvckening

Wassup guys, anyone remember me? I used to go by cvckbro but didn't really like it, now we have a filter anyways so changed me name
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>>24168166

Basically I've still been hooking up with girls and couples on Cl

In fact I got a lesbian that messaged me, lol, she wants to hide it from her partner but once I smash I'm going to ask her to bring me into the mix so I can fuck them both
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>>24168228

Still waiting for that bitch to send me nudes, she's really discrete about it to hide from her partner
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Normie Chad get out. please

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Who /gave up all hope/ here?

I know it'll never get better. My life is just waiting for the day I suffered enough, the day I'm ready to kill myself.
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I would play Fallout 4.

Boredom-caused suicide.
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start watching My Little Pony. it really helped me overcoming my shortcoming in social cues and isn't actually that bad. There is only one obnoxious pony out of 6 main characters.
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>>24168196
If I wanted boredom, I could play Tinder.

>>24168270
>my shortcoming in social cues
I'm not an autistic fuck like you. I can read social cues pretty well, and they always say "fuck off and die, you subhuman piece of shit". Every person's body language expresses contempt against me.

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Teacher, teacher! Anon brought a Game Boy to school!
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>>24168119
>Game Boy
>2027

Are you from the past?
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>>24168119
the school i grew up in was really low class, so snitching types like this would get physically bullied.
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>>24168119
This poor kid probably gets the shit smacked out of him by his mother at home.

I'd take him under my wing and teach him the ways of not being a faggot.

I won't let him go the way I did.

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You're a nice guy anon. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
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>>24168097
Because they all run away before I can mark them.

*unzips dick*
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>>24168097
I don't know but I'd give an arm and a leg for one
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>>24168291
underrated post. made me kek

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>NEETs will one day evolve into a superior species with untold psychokinetic powers thanks to their laziness
>NEETs will guide humanity into a new golden age, far away from the darkness of hedonism and capitalism that festers the world today

Who part of the /neetmasterrace/ here?
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>>24168019
>evolve

I think you forgot that a big part of evolution involves creating offspring.
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>>24168019
This isn't going to become the new wizard is it?
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Who wants to come over my house to get extra comfy and drink sleepy kool aid.

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Beta orbiters or ex- beta orbiters Tell me why did you do it? I did because I thought I had a chance with her, bought her designer shoes gave her compliments, listen to her problem then she humiliated me now I don't even talk to females unless it's 100 percent necessary. So tell me why did you do it?
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>>24167996
pic related? if so, wtf were you thinking anon? You're ugly as hell and she's 9/10.

u can still talk to girls, for me it's too late and i dont want sex neither talk to girls anymore. BUT DONT THEM SHIT BECAUSE THEY WILL TREAT YOUR HORRIBLE. just helping you out OP, dont take this too personal but do
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>>24168031
Pic not related - She had black hair
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>>24167996
Beta orbiting is exactly what you commented. Women aren't little innocent creatures, they want the attention of superior men but if a loser like us comes around she sees an opportunity to use you for free shit, including clothes and even favors. I even agreed to drive 2 hours from where i live to give her a ride home after she was done fucking chad. Never. Again.

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>the average height is 5'9" meme

>6foot
>go out and most men are taller then me

Wtf is this bullshit.
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sucks for you m8. 5'8 is standard in Ireland and 9/10 women are under that
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>>24167951
its all the 5`0 spics in california that bring the average way fucking down. I live in a black/white part of georgia and most guys i see are my height or taller (im 5`11)
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Growth hormones in food making kids taller

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>tfw slowly losing it
I think about suicide daily and I'm about to order helium. But I still have some concerns. How do I stop being a pussy and finally go through with it?
Just thinking about how my future will look like makes me sad and angry. Dying is still scary though.
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>falling for helium meme
enjoy brain damage
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>>24167669
You could die anytime...why not just do something until then? Find something autistic to do that will fill your time.

Ive been NEET 10 years and I go over wanting to an hero ages ago, when I look back now I just see that as being an edgy-fag line of thinking. I'm NEET, isolated and poor...but I have many autistic hobbies that keep me distracted.
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>>24167669
How much money do you have in your accounts? This will determine my response, just estimate.

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>trying to find a girl to fuck online, literally can't get a single girl to fuck because they all ignore me in slav lands
>out of frustration create ok cupid account based in the usa
>fuckloads of women respond, seem interested
>cute asian girl agrees to go out with me on the second sentence, keeps messaging me and i feel fucking terrible for lying

just kill me familia
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>>24167659
Yeah, I know both these feels. Ameribots don't know how fucking lucky they are.
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>>24167841
Yeah man, why are usa girls so based?

I read so much of that shit demonizing them here, but those delusional fucks have no fucking what it is like in a slavic country. It's fucking hell on earth for the average male.
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>tfw slav

Motherbot here. I found this forum a few weeks ago while searching for information about my sons conditions. I don't know if he posts here but it has been very illuminating to see inside the world of people just like him. His psychiatrist feels he has schizoid /schizotypal pd and autistic traits. My son has never worked and never claimed any benefits and we support him fully and wholly in every aspect of his life .He does not go out at all except to walk the puppy we bought him to encourage him .He has not washed or cut his hair or shaved his beard in years .When I said we need to get him help as he will end up homeless when we are not here ,he said "yes I know " heartbreaking. What would you people in similar situations suggest is the best way for me to help my son get help? I really appreciate any input you might have on this from your unique perspectives.
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suck his cock lady
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>>24167661
fixes a man 10/10 times
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>>24167646
There's no saving him.

This is my girlfriend after getting out of the shower in morning
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>>24167632
Bump capcha1
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>>24167632
i'm sorry for you but ok
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>>24167751
Lol post yours bruh

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Friendly reminder white guys over 6 feet can hardly be considered robots.

When normies say to "just improve yourself", this is actually possible when you are tall and white, because if you exercise a little and have good hygeine, you can pick up girls with relative ease.
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okay thanks, where is my gf?
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>white
>5'11
Phew! I'm still a robot.
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>>24167617
You still have to work to get one, but being tall and white makes it far easier than being a minority manlet.

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>at bus stop
>milf smiles at me
>50 mins later
>she bends down
>I see down her top
>datcleavage.py

That's the high of my last two months.


Yours?
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>>24167561
my doc gave me benzos

that was pretty dope
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I made spaghetti and meatballs over the weekend. I had been craving it for a long time.
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>>3900719
Took some magic mushrooms on the weekend. Made me realise my life is shit and been contemplating killing myself since

Why have these threads been so dead lately?

Yugioh is great. Much better than that fag magic game

Also you an talk about the anime in these threads

I've been marathoning yugioh. I got through DM and GX and am about halfway through 5D's
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No idea

unfortunately dont think I can stay for this thread ;_;
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WELLLL
the cartoon sucks ass and I think it's best for babies but if you want to talk about the card game we can do that.
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Maybe you should stop forcing a dead general

>>>/tg/

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>tfw have gf

Who else finally got a gf?
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Nope. Got dumped.
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I found a girlfriend but I feel really insecure about the future of our relationship thanks to r9k
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No OP, I'm getting uglier each day. Hopefully I get to meet a blind qt who falls in love with me

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