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Post "cute" girls.
>>24333423
your example is "cute" as in slightly attractive.
this here is an example of real cute.
that isn't cute, OP
that's how I imagine fembots look like
>>24333441
I believe he's using the word cute as in acceptable.
Who are you?
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
This survey perfectly sums up what's wrong with robots.
You really believe that success and fulfillment can be reduced to a short list of variables.
You guys are so fucked.
>Age
22
>Gender
M
>Country
U.S.A.
>Number of people you have had sex with
8
>Age you lost your virginity
21
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
Only /r9k/ anymore
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
No
>Do you use drugs?
No
>Job
Not anymore
>>24331944
69
lizardman
uzbekistan
100000
1
r9k
yes
yes
yes
yes
General Topics: "What type of person do you obsess over?"
> Funposting; Feelposting; Relationship advice by Dr. Feel; Yandere Stories and Q&A.
Related Sites:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Dating / Community Site: http://yandere.org/
> Dating / Community FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
Additional Resources:
> Location Triangulation: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com/
I just finished getting over a girl who I stuffed a potentially amazing relationship with buy obsession over her and now that 3 month uni holidays have started, I don't know how to meet new people.
How do people meet other people online?
We should talk about merchandise for the site. First of all, the logo sucks. It's too generic. We need something more memorable. I think we need a new catchphrase, too. "Just add love" is good, but it doesn't sound quite yandere enough.
We should also list the Yandere map, IRC channel and maybe the dox toolkit on the site. The text in the general pastebin could go in a FAQ section, for noobs who aren't very familiar with the concept of yanderes.
We need a cute psycho loli mascot and we should buy ads on 4chan.
Zazzle or Paom could be used to make easy merch.
/britfeel/
Woah edition
I really love that our country is full of brown people.
Good morning robots~
I hope you all have a truly excellent day, I know I won't
>>24327368
Off sick today, not really sick but there's a lot to do at work and I can't be arsed going in. Got my ps2 set up and I'm going to play spiderman 2.
Well anon?
Also I should note that the "I am against modern feminism" should be replaced.
>>24326818
Oh look Reddit is here already
I almost make the I column but I'm not a furry.
Shit you laughed at in public that made normies think you're Hitler :
>Be me, 18 in highschool
>first period, talking about death and diabetus
>guy says that weight can't cause diabetus or something
>teach says " I think that's true, my former student, his cousin didn't have diabetes but he died of a heart attacks"
>he pauses
>casually says "He was 600 pounds",
>started keking the mightiest of keks
>whisper to my friend "fucking no shit he died of heart attack"
>everyone is looking at me in shock that I'm laughing over this
>normie says "that's so messed up, why are you laughing at someone's death"
>"600 pounds" keeps repeating over in my head
>mfw, kek'd so hard I was sent out to calm down
>>24325549
There's this video of a girl that threw puppies in a river that made everyone assmad in like 2011 I think. The sound of the puppies yipping as they hit the water made me laugh until I cried.
>>24326289
Did you kek in front of everyone? If so, how'd they react?
>In sex ed class, high school
>Watching some video of this guy feeling his balls for cancer lumps
>Narrator just casually says: "Oh yeah, its perfectly normal if one ball hangs lower than the other"
>idk why, i just found this the funniest shit ever
>can't stop laughing
>everyones telling me to shut up
>laugh harder
what are some of your darkest sexual fantasies? share your fantasies if you are bold enough to be completely honest and not make calculated changes to seem less fucked up
i want to be a tranny porn star like bailey jay
i wanna fuck tranny porn stars like bailey jay
Does anyone just not have any sexual fantasies?
I really have none and I can't think of anything that I'd like.
I like having sex as much as the next guy and I don't give a fuck if you have a fetish but I feel like it's normal to have some fetish so why don't I have one?
average to good looking robots get in here and post faceaccepting gf applications
you must think you're wolf-god's gift to wolf-women.
You post first OP
>>24321757
I want one just like that
pls post timestamp if you are realpls be at least 6' tall
How the fuck do we solve the manchild-problem?
I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic vermin. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.
I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.
>went to university
>earn a decent amount of money
>either waste the money on trivial horseshite or save it for no apparent reason, or waste on on manchildren collections (comics, guns, anime shit)
>have absolutely no interest in politics, history, anything else but their shitty manchild hobbies
>politically passive, don't give a fuck about what's happening to their country
>absolutley NO productive hobby, 95 % of free time is spent in front of their computer watching degenerate anime
What the fuck do we do?
there are no upsides to marrying or having kids right now. the internet has ruined us and made us all impatient and entitled.
make shitty b8 threads about it on /r9k/ of course
>>24313146
Just keep it moving folks, nothing to see here
NO PAKIS ALLOWED EDITION
>>24311628
fuck off back to /pol/, bigot
>>24311628
Pakis are welcome just not Islam.
Terrible OP, got back to /brit/ with that shit
Post depressing photos in this thread
>no textless posts blah robot blah
Not necessarily just photos
Music, poems, videos, anything
I need relatable thingsplease
>>24309900
Call me a normie but, when this was taken we were inseparable brothers who just played a shitty metal show at a shitty pizza place that nobody came to, now Trevor is dead and I haven't even spoken to the other guys in forever. I would give anything to relive those days
Reddit starts a discussion on why men are killing themselves and dropping out of society in record numbers. Thread gets shutdown.
Is /r9k/ the only safe space anymore?
>>24308205
most reddit boards are run by power hungry mods who only seek to confirm/validate they our biases, what did you expected?
obviously because it doesnt fit their societal narrative and I could see the topic degrading into trolling/petty insults pretty quick.
Honestly I think what we're seeing here on /r9k/ is a social issue that wont be discussed en masse until its too late, or way past the point of being relevant anymore
Reddit was always a nu male beta shithole. Naturally anything that can be related to female privilege gets shut the fuck down or else they can't cry about the patriarchy while giving all their money to women.
Where the fuck is everyone today?
Skipped college. Drinking early grey and watching peep show. Loving life.
just got out of shower. raining outside, though that's the best weather.
gonna' head down the town in a bit to get some food for muh pet
Failing to wank for the 3rd time. Think i'll just leave it for today desu
>tfw menstrual cramps keep waking you up at night
>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
>tfw menstrual cramps keep waking you up at night
you sleep at night? pretty normalie of you...
>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
this points back to my first counter point: "you sleep at night"...
if the sun truly was your enemy you would sleep during the day.
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
you want to leave your room.............?
go back to facebook :3 nyann desu
>people call me anti-social
>i actually enjoy talking to people
>just never learnt how
who /proto-social/ here?
>implying any robot femanon would be attractive enough to get raped
>implying any robot femanon exists
Does this make you hard?
>>24298832
That depends. Is the condom for "her" or me?
>>24298901
Which would you prefer?
Not really.
It makes me want to get fucked though.
