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NO PAKIS ALLOWED EDITION
>>24311628
fuck off back to /pol/, bigot
>>24311628
Pakis are welcome just not Islam.
Terrible OP, got back to /brit/ with that shit
>severe sleep deprivation
>large amounts of caffeine (600mg)
>EXTREMELY high stress (literal near death experience shit, hasnt been this high in months)
>= severe irregular heartbeat
i was lucky I didn't die lads. I enjoyed my monday indeed, yawnsmugs
>>24311628
Are black people allowed anon? accept me pls
>>24311663
>>24311689
>>24311683
Fuck off back to reddit, liberal fodder.
>>24311628
>when the OP is a backward racist cunt edition
>>24311690
How long was you awake for?
pizza in the oven
another shitty boring lonely week ahead
>>24311714
>Implying I'm liberal
You're never going to get anything done by being 'hurr durr hate all brown people le edge leejun XXD' you need to focus on the actual problem (Islam) and slap it down at every opportunity.
Either ignore the OP's trolling or use the other thread
>>24311646
It's fucking half six mate, why've you got the night picture?
Anyway Skins threads always die real quick on /tv/ cause they're all burgers and pakis who watch shit like Star Trek.
Come discuss the comfiest yet most degenerate show ever made.
senpaitachi whats cracking
>>24311779
It's dark as fuck outside senpai
>>24311779
Skins is how you reminisce on your 6th Form years.
The Inbetweeners is how they actually were.
>>24311779
Skins just fills me with anxiety and regret mate
Far from comfy
Pissed the whole day away waiting for a courier to turn up.
Is there a courier company out there that isnt run by unreliable, lying cunts?
>>24311779
Skins is too normie. Can't relate to it at all.
>>24311628
Whoever makes these images is doing a bang up job desu lads
>>24311711
Only if you post more qt Azusa
>>24311865
Got a folder full of em senpai
wis h i had a gf to cuddle
Someone make wojaks face the colours of the French flag.
Those with Facebook will understand.
>>24311893
Very good lad
We can only have pakis xor homosexuals in these threads.
And I need my dick sucked.
>>24311920
Tsumugi>Azusa though senpai
>sorry
>>24311779
Whose that in the gif?
>>24311941
what city senpai?
>>24311779
>Skins
That show was fucking terrible.
The first season and a half I did enjoy, that Chris character was hilarious, but after that it was a shitfest. I remember people trying to live the 'Skins lifestyle' and claim they liked it because they could relate as that is what real life is like when you are 18 and because they smoked weed once. It was just fucking pathetic.
Not only that but I am from Bristol so for years had to deal with every other cunt 'Oh you're from Bristol, that's where Skins is from!' or even worse the cunts who came here for university because they watched Skins and thought they'd be just like the characters from the show if they moved here.
Fuck Skins.
>>24312018
Guildford
>>24312030
Shameless was so much better.
>/britfeel/ becoming /britpol/
Please marras, I have strong views too but this place is meant to be for camaraderie in the face of depression.
>>24311990
I forgive you lad
>>24312051
I'm from south London...
>>24312094
are you cute and feminine?
185 days since contacting oneitis, lads.
And counting
>new job
>everyone seems to have a nickname that's related to their real name
>one of the guys called Mike is mentioned in conversation
>I try to make up a nickname
>call him Mike the Kike
>no one laughed, manager want's to speak to me tomorrow
>>24312094
Maybe we could exchange emails and arrange a date?
>>24311798
>tfw relate to well to the inbetweeners
Whoever made that show pictured British teenage years perfectly
>>24312115
made me kek so hard.
>>24312115
Mike the kike with the bike who fell in love with a dyke and had to go to a psych
>>24311628
Great thread OP, well done. 10/10, stylish, honest, bold, brave, wonderful.
>>24312135
fucked ya mum perfectly more like
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkZhBOowoc
>>24312189
Don't judge me senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ijAF--4gg
how am i even meant to get work experience when nobody will give me a chance
>>24312198
Work for free
>>24312103
>tall
>light skin (mixed race)
>green eyes
>skinny
>short hair
inb4 normie
>>24312124
sure what's your email
>>24312198
My ex-manager keeps bugging about finding him people to work in his retail store, I can get you in if you're in Manchester
how do i move on
i've been on stand still for the past 3 years
>>24312225
I mean a real job
>>24311990
I'm upgrading your Mugi
>>24312078
Agreed. Skins was for middle class kiddies thinking they were hardcore because their friend smoked weed. Shameless was the real deal.
>>24312085
But I just hate Islam so much...
>>24312225
This interests poleaboo
>>24312234
Well you need some sort of experience to get a real job, can't afford to turn your nose down at anything if you can't find work
>>24312265
get your head checked
Well, it seems that everything I eat gets thrown up moments later~ That is, of course, ignoring the fact that eating itself is very painful for me. I have to swallow my own vomit in order to actually eat anything these daysand I love it
>>24312306
You should go to a doctor.
>>24312281
>not supporting an ideology responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians in the west
>edgy
Okay
>>24312245
BOY IF YOU DON'T
>>24312289
<3
I'm eating right now so I'll message you in about 20 minutes senpai
>>24312225
job pls
What was she thinking lads
Everyone at work is gossiping that i'm a virgin, going out with people was a mistake.
>>24311628
>tfw my gf is a paki
>>24311941
>>24312051
>>24312094
>>24312103
>>24312124
>>24312224
>>24312289
>>24312381
Fuck off you fucking limp wristed shit stabbers
REEEEE
>living at gf's mum's house
>wanted to get pizza and have some beers and watch Ireland vs Bosnia
>gf still hasn't come home from work though
>can't order pizza because her mum will get mad because 'there is food in the house'
>can't go get a beer from the fridge because she will ask me why I haven't eaten anything all day
>she will try to make me sit there and eat dinner while she is in the kitchen
The problem is her mum can't cook (neither can gf). She makes loads of rice then will make something like curry sauce or some fish to have with the rice, then put it in the fridge to microwave and eat and that is the food for the week. If I bring in my own ingredients and cook for myself she gets annoyed because she doesn't understand why I don't just eat the food she has made and she also gets mad when I use the kitchen. As a result I have basically given up eating at home while I live her, so now her mum gets mad at me for not eating. I'm too polite to ever tell her her cooking is awful and that is why I don't eat it though.
I was hoping gf would be home so we could order a pizza because my gf can handle the arguments and fight back, but I cannot. I just feel awkward arguing with people over dumb shit.
Feels bad man
>>24312486
What did I dooooo wrong? :'(
>>24312470
thats a rare pepe you have there anon
Teachers won't increase my predicted grades for UCAS. just ruck my life up desu senpai
This Steve Jobs film looks like it could be the worst film ever made.
>>24312541
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
She just called me to the kitchen to come and have dinner. Now I am going to miss the football, have to eat the food, and sit in the kitchen. Fml desu might just jump out the window.
You lads are being a load of knobhead punters. Quit your crying baka desu senpai.
>>24312618
>worst film ever made
>has Michael Fassbender; 2nd sexiest actor alive in it
Nah senpai
My life is so uneventful I have resorted to watching fucking Ireland
>>24312289
messaged you!!
>>24311628
this /britfeel/ is so shit desu senpai
What are you lads doing atm
>>24312847
just shitposting m8
>>24312847
Im sitting in my room on my own on my second BIG bottle of lager (san miguel) and I tell you what its one of those days where im feeling it already..im going to run out soon and be really pissed off.
ALSO I have to do my driving theory test some time soon driving instructor has asked me 4 times now and I just looked up the book and it costs 15 quid FUCK THAT.
Also again...I was in pizza hut today and I seen this mad cunt eating his pizza upside down...wrecked my fucking head
>>24312974
>.I was in pizza hut today and I seen this mad cunt eating his pizza upside down...wrecked my fucking head
kek
>>24312847
Waiting for bed time so I can go to sleep.
Listening to the Katawa Shoujo OST, tempted to download it and play through again.
>>24313092
seriously man....the toppings wernt goin anywhere because of how the cheese makes it all so compact right...but this feller was eating it upside down so his tongue would touch the toppings first.
I started thinking like ...imagine he ate it upside down and backwards....yanno from the crust IN ...THAT would blow my fucking mind right out. If I seen that I dont think I could handle asking myself why he was doing that so Id probably walk over and ask him whats going on yanno?. Maybe if im bored and I want to proper spook some people right out ill do that one day and see if any cunt walks up to ME and asks "why are you doing that" just to see how a normie would handle such a thing.
Cop or naw lads
who /fattyasfuck/ here?
The gluten free pizza and salad stuff is for my mum.
>>24313179
cop cop cop senpaitachi
>>24313182
Haagen Daaz...... 5 quid
>yfw you only get about 3 spoonfuls
>find something really funny or interesting
>nobody to share it with
>>24313292
share it with me m8.....what is it?
>>24313232
Forgot to mention, that's for my mum as well, I owe her a meal since I fucked up doing some shit this morning. She'll easily get more out of it than me.
>>24313292
No! share it with me
More mugiposting pls
>>24312974
>eating pizza upside-down
Reminds me of what I saw years ago
>In what I think was Germany heading to Austria for school trip
>Coach pulls up at a stop with a KFC
>Busload of what must be fresh migrants get there just before us
>The first ones sit down to eat while we're waiting in line
>The mad cunts think the complementary grease wipe is a condiment for the chicken like the salt
>Tables full of brownies eating disinfectant wipes with their chicken
made the trip desu
>tfw there are other mixed race people in /britfeel/
Scary
tfw interview tomorrow for data input position at a local college, went to the local M&S and got a tie, already got shirt and trousers.
Wish me luck lads!
>>24313403
Good luck anon!
Be sure to tell us how it goes~
>>24313384
What's wrong with being mixed?
>>24313372
oh....my....god
What in Christ's name is wrong with them
>>24313483
Nothing, I'm mixed race myself, but you're scary.
>>24313179
cop it mate
>3 days off work sick
>go back and get worse, have 2 more days off
>got to have a disciplinary meeting and possibly get sacked because I was ill
What the fuck lads, I have a doctors note saying that I was/am unfit for work for the last 2 days yet work are on my ass for not going to the doctors for the first 3, who the fuck can even get a doctors appointment within 3 days? Who the fuck goes to the doctors straight away when they get sick?
By doctors orders I shouldn't even be back this week, idgaf, sack me you twats, and replace me with some polish cunt who won't even put half the effort in as I do.
I have to see the manager tomorrow, if she says I'm getting sacked I'm just going to dick about until I do, just clock in find a seat and sit down in the canteen for 12 hours until I clock out, I wish I could feign autism so I could be a neet and never work again
>>24313497
Y SENPAI
>>24313524
This is what employment tribunals are for.
>>24313483
>mugifu
>not white
Your peoples existence allows my waifus non-canon lust for black dick, why you do dat?
Mugi is pure princess for the white man.
>>24313493
If we weren't laughing so hard it would have been surreal. They even found different ways to do it, some wrapped the whole chicken and just ate it like that, others ripped off pieces of the wipe and had a piece every time they had a bite of food.
>>24313626
I don't know how to reply to this...
>>24311779
>bunch of normie scum doing normie shit
>comfy
hahahahahah fuck no
>Come up with an idea at work
>Everyone agrees it's a good idea
>Few weeks later idea requires someone to literally send 3 emails and get a quote
>Suddenly everyone starts going "Ohh this is why I don't like doing <this idea>"
No one had a fucking problem with it 2 weeks ago... Felt like pointing that out but I'm only a freelancer
Fuck sake lads
What the fuck is up with my stomache?
I eat healthy and exercise a little bit.
It's not even like normal fat, it feels solid when you push it.
>>24313529
Because I feel nervous around non whites.
>some guy at work brings in a subway for lunch
>decide I'm gonna mess with him to build a repor
>while he's going for a piss I run his subway under the tap to make it soggy
>also put a cheese and onion crisp into his fanta
>immediately regretted doing these things as I've only worked there for 2 weeks and hardly know the guy
>threw his subway into the bin to hide the evidence
>go and sit at my desk and pretend it never happened
>mfw he must know it was me as I was the only one in the kitchen
all I wanted was some good banter
>>24313829
you /graphicdesign/ anon?
>>24313849
Let me guess you don't know your father
>>24313937
Of course I do, what kinda shit is that?
>>24313880
I'm cringing so hard right n-ow
please tell me it's a fake story
>>24313975
Of course it's fake, people don't act like this.
Leave your house once and a while and you'd know this.
>>24313946
Sooo you don't feel comfortable around half of your family?
>>24313570
It's only a shitty temp factory job, the cost of the fees wouldn't be worth it unless they we're forced to pay my wages from the date I was sacked until the end of my contract
I probably can't even go back on JSA because I might be getting fired, I was enjoying work until after this too, but now my eyes are open to the fact work is for keks, and the best way to live is either do something you enjoy or to feign disability
>>24313998
Not really, also it's my mum's side I don't feel comfortable around, my dad is white senpai.
>>24313893
yeah design/creative direction
>>24314012
how come you don't feel comfortable around black people senpai
>>24313524
What do you work as m8?
>>24313848
You're dying mate.
>>24314069
Because growing up in London, and then moving elsewhere, being around mostly white people, then back to London, all black people do is try to fight and rob people, I just want to be left alone. The most white people have done to me is looked at me funny, black people have robbed me and beaten me up.Asians are the worst though.
/brit/ is just....no
I'm going to hang out here for a while.
>>24314100
Damn anon I don't what to say about the black people thing but why do you dislike Asians? I grew up in Birmingham so yeah nearly all of my friends are west Asian.
>that incredible, incredible feeling after you rub some deep heat cream after your back hurting all day and going to bed
I'm in heaven mates
>>24314149
They've hassled me much more than even black people.
>>24314165
Why? Are you a fat-robot or something?
where do you guys find the motivation to do anything
>>24314100
>beaten up and robbed by blacks
>Asians are the worst though
>>24313975
>>24313994
It's real, boys. Happened 4 days ago.
>>24313880
Holy fuck, you dumped some poor guys lunch away for no reason.
>>24314193
No, but do fat robots suddenly deserved to be robbed and beaten up?
>>24314270
Alright, I'm going to humour you just to prove a point.
By what possible logic did you think running his lunch under the tap and putting shit into his drink would be "good banter"
Will weed ever be legal, bros?
How do I tell my black girlfriend that I'm racist?
>>24314320
You introduce raceplay into the bedroom, slowly.
>>24314310
Of course~ Fat people disgust me~
>can't sleep since days because my annoying piece of shit dog is always fucking barking at 10pm because it saw something
>HUR DUR SON BUT OUR DOG MUST PROTECT THE HOUSE
If anyone knows a way to make my dog shut the fuck up forever without anyone finding out I made it shut up then please let me know
>>24312486
This. Since when was /britfeel/ a dating site for faggots?
What are these?
>>24314310
YES THEY DO
>original comentings
>>24314399
Looks like a variation of the psilocybin mushroom.
>>24314399
Another one
Mushroom don't mute me
>>24314393
There's been a number of gays getting together here lately for some reason. Has something been put in the water?
>>24314358
No wonder normies like to bully you so much, you're just as bad as them.
fucking hell lads i just want to end it all right now, this level of consciousness is definitely not for me
>>24314426
Really?
So there shrooms, don't know if I should risk it or not.
>>24314393
They keep the pakis away, plus they're alright lads.
>>24314475
If you don't know how to prepare them best not, you'll probably be able to flog it for a few bob. Maybe a tenner for the one in the pic.
>>24313384
>We'll never be white
Hold me, my mongrel brothers.
dont leave guys please
>>24314386
Being mean to his loyal wan wan
scum tbqhwithyoufam
>>24314496
>Mixed race is the master race!!!
>>24314511
are you alright mate? whats the matter
>>24314475
they're not the ones you need
>>24314496
best I've got is 50% celtic white in me
I haven't slept in 32 hours but I now can't get to sleep
>>24314538
these ones
>>24314564
Count sheep.
If you're welsh, don't count sheep because you'll get a stiffy.
>>24314579
if i find them how do i prepare them?
>>24312051
Huh I was there just the other weekend for the Bramley fireworks - you go? Proper Guy Fawkes night lad
>>24314612
You fucking eat them, they're mushrooms for fuck's sake.
Need to stay up until 2 am
Watching comfy cooking videos and planning my trip lads
>>24312195
It's like being on the fucking continent...
>>24314393
Fellow brit lads getting together, blowing each other and feeling feels. I see nothing wrong with that.
>>24314644
Europop is best pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1g_ouW6Tos
>>24314538
Are they posinous though?
>>24312030
Where in Bristol?
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race!
>>24314634
yeah but like almonds...do they need to be activated to release the acive ingredients? for instance, refridgerated for 24hrs, boiled...tryced? etc etc
Like almonds youre fucking up all the active e4s if you dont roominate them m8
>tfw no britfeel bf
>>24314683
>Activating your almonds
/fit/ pls go.
>>24314458
No I'm not. I hate fat people with a vengeance but I don't treat them any worse for it.
>>24314612
dry them out, leave them in paper or make tea with em but dry em out
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race part 2
>>24314679
Muh white master race
>>24314515
It's not loyal though, neither to my parents nor to me or anyone
And really I have no choice. I got cardiovascular problems from the sleep deprivation, one day the dog might actually kill me.
>>24314697
its no fucking meme mate you need to water them for 24hr below room temp...look it up
>>24314713
tanks
>>24312030
Yeah, that Bristol feel is bad. Skins was way more dramatic than anybody's life, I swear.or maybe just mine ;-;
>>24314678
The ghetto
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race part 3
>>24312189
>>24312189
heavy riffing lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWrJGqz6nZ4
>>24314664
theres lots but i only know you can trip of those skinny ones and the red white ones (fly argaric), loads are edible
>>24311628
What about day-walkers? Are pakbongs ok?
>>24312189
https://otorotapes.bandcamp.com/track/i-dont-love-this-world
>179mg/dl
>Ate 0 calories since 10 hours
Might as well set up my insulin pump in a way that it kills me in my sleep
A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
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>>24314817
You're not going to kill yourself, you're not going to do shit, stop being pathetic.
>>24314839
OH GOD IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW
>>24314918
BOB THE BUILDER!!!
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you ever go on a slag's twitter and see she's got hundreds or even thousands of followers and lots of thirsty fuckers fave and retweet her shit even though she has no original thoughts
>>24314939
Fucking banging tune desu m8
>>24314949
Every other time I look at a female's profile, yes.
>>24314695
>tfw no 16 year old twink bf
>tfw my gf isn't home from work yet
She normally gets home at about 5. She rang me at 7 to say she went to see her dad. Haven't heard from her since...
>tfw the fallout 4 start screen looks 10x better than the actual game
>>24314998
You're being C U C K E D senpai
>>24314993
>tfw no 50 year old venom snake bf
>>24314998
>her dad
Her daddy mate. lgdd is what they call it.
Wonder if you'll be able to taste the semen in her cunt.
>>24315032
>Believing Todd's lies
>Ever
Tsk tsk.
>>24314386
Spend a night awake with the dog, every time it barks, spray water into it's face and tell it to be quiet, if it goes extended periods of time give it a treat. It may take a few nights to accomplish, but eventually, it'll stop barking throughout the night
>>24315122
And then it won't bark when an intruder is about, well done.
>>24315170
I have used this method with my two dogs (once puppies) they only bark when someone enters the immediate area (touching distance of the house)
>>24315170
This is england not africa.
>>24315215
what an idiot thing to say
>>24315346
>Ad hom
Explain why.
>>24315414
Anon and two accomplices climbed in through the upstairs window of a house in UK and repeatedly stabbed the householder who was asleep in bed.
While two men stayed in the room with their victim one went downstairs to threaten his partner that they would hurt her and her 11-year-old daughter.
this is why you need a snarling hell hound
>>24315479
The dog is only going to get itself killed.
>>24315479
If they're that determined to kill you, it wouldn't be hard to kill a dog as well.
Also, it's his own fault for his house being that easy to break into, who doesn't have a burglary alarm in the suburbs anymore?
>Corbyn not happy with shoot-to-kill
Say it with me now: Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Sir Boris Johnson
>>24315526
they was after a car, people are scared of dogs. police don't even stop the rats if they've got dogs
>>24315479
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/sleeping-man-stabbed-after-masked-9980701
In case anyone is interested.
>>24315640
Liverpool isn't part of the UK.
>>24312135
>>24311798
>A bunch of people I know (don't like to use the term friends, just some local people who wont leave me alone) going on about how great the Inbetweeners is.
>I say I hate that show
>They ask why
>I say because it brings up every awkward painful memory of school how is this entertainment
>Lol anon you're taking things too seriously.
I don't understand why that show is popular. It gives me PTSD, it literally triggers me.
>>24315640
i didn't wana make it obvious where i was but i was gona say houses get robbed constantly
>>24315640
another
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-men-jailed-33-years-10360687
>>24314100
The oreo is strong in this one
>>24315538
A man can dream
183848
>>24315691
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/masked-gang-who-tortured-businessman-10453200
>>24315691
>>24315715
Liverpool sounds like an absolutely dire place.
>>24315745
Dont believe the news mate, everywhere has bad areas
>>24315702
>tfw can't ever act normal without being called someone trying to act white
bad feels
>>24315772
Scouser detected.
>>24315772
I have never heard anything good abotu the following places
>Liverpool
>Glasgow
>Birmingham
>Hull
>Blackpool
whats up la's
>>24315799
You just said you are scared of other black people to the point where you avoid half your family what am I supposed to say?
>>24315663
I don't get why people like that trash either anon, unless their lives peaked too soon
>>24315848
Would you not avoid people who constantly try to rob you?
>>24315813
>No Leicester
Save me desu
muh dick, I dont even like Clannad
Would your share a flat with me?
>>24315813
where is good in the uk boy, fuckin biggleswade town
>>24315886
Hull, Swansea, Lambeth
>>24311711
black people are fine senpai but no pakis
>>24315875
She was the best.
>>24315879
Long as you're not a neet who won't pay his rent.
>>24315915
Those thighs are tempting me
>>24315813
Im from Liverpool its 70% really good.
>>24315903
>Swansea
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>24315954
would hot glue
just found my mummys supply of gin lads
should i drink it and replace it or have a sneaky bit or what??
>>24315954
unf desu
Maybe I should become a buyfag, does /a/ still have those threads on it?
>>24312456
In the .gif you got there?
He hit her lip with his teeth. That actually is pretty painful if you've had it done to you.
My exgf did it to me once when trying to run, jump, hug me. She gave me a bloody lip.
>>24316144
OOF sounds painful. My first kiss I butted the girl prety hard and accidentally knocked her out!
>my friends all watched as she was limp
>"fuck her dude!"
>"y-..yeah!..f-..fuck her!" - Friend 2
>I am shaking thiking she is dead
>my dad pops his head around the door
>"Fuck her son...make yer old dad proud" He wipes a tear from his eye
>"For you dad" - Me
>"Thats a Big Guy" - Dad
>"F-..for you" - Me
>proceed to rape this limp and unconscious girl
true story m8
>>24316144
No he didn't. It was her first kiss and she ran off in disgust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSg3ucrwYvQ
DONT PLAY NO GAMES WITH HOES, I PLAY NINTENDO DS, NIGGA
>>24316232
>true story
I hope so.
>>24316236
>if it were zac effron, I would kiss him, but not gino
Jesus, the look of disgust she had when she said 'but not gino'. I hope the kid never saw that, that's going to destroy his confidence at such a young age.
Just bought my first preowned figure lads, I hope it's not hotglued by some old japanese dude
>tfw B condition
>>24316302
its obviously not but if you do want a true and similar story here we go.
>gf keked me
>6 months relationship no sex
>we always go out and drink together
>home one night shes drunk as fuck
>im horny as fuck
>she usually sucks me off or wanks me off
>i decide fuck this ill go for it and if she wakes up I'll just say she was so drunk she asked for it
>start rubbing her pussy through her knickers and whip out my excited and hard cock
>dad pops his head round the door
>"F-...Fuck her for me son" - Wipes a tear from his eye
>that bit didnt happen
>Pussy and cock is unleshed knickers held aside I am hovering (cock in hand over her)
>in it goes! no moire kek for me
>Louie CK winks at me with a thumbs up in my mind (like a force ghost)
>cock is in
>feels really warm like a hot childs hand grasping every mm of my cock shaft and head
>in and out and in and out
>dont feel much
>shes not reaxcting
>begins to feel good
>hot as fuck slippy wet and psychologically duurrttyyy
>im liking this
>no thought if what im doing is legal or not because shit feels goooooooooooooood
>full on fucking!
>THIS...IS...IT!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MGrbU2J9CQ 1:06 onwards playing in my mind
>I CAN FEEL THE JAM...IM A MAN
>cum
The end.
Lovely stuff
>>24316442
fuckign autocorrect sometimes C U C K is appropriate you total splib! She COOKD me fellers cookd me really mercilessly.
>>24316431
more like c condition amiritec for c-cum, right anon
>>24316236
I've seen the video many times before, and it's been explained many times before.
The kid even licks the inside of his upper lip, because it must have hurt him a little bit too.
If you look how he executed the kiss, he just lunges in there, and pecks her with his teeth. And that makes sense considering she didn't expect the kiss, so she wasn't puckering her licks to provide cushioning that would prevent her from getting pecked so hard.
She isn't even displaying disgust either. The look on her face is pain from being pecked on the mouth.
>>24316442
>dad pops his head round the door
>"F-...Fuck her for me son" - Wipes a tear from his eye
>that bit didnt happen
goodnight vienna
>>24316442
Did she ever find out?
>>24316488
She's certainly displaying disgust in the interviews.
>>24316488
>I've seen the video
no you haven't, if you watch the video you'll see he clearly pouts
you made up a lie and got called out so it's time to stop posting
>>24316514
Not that time but she woke up another time and was just in a sleepy state saying "Wow what are you doing!?" and seemed really not bothered...I tihink she was just too tired that time..But as I said that particular time I posted about she was really drunk so no chance.
>>24316509
just a joke dude
>>24316567
You did your old man proud, son.
*wipes away tear*
>>24316488
>pecks her with his teeth
If you say so lad.
>>24316620
I know.
Seriously though, was what I did essentially rape? I think so *smug Pepe*
Theres always a way to get laid fellers
>>24316544
lol, not lying. Watch the video a few more times, and watch closely this time.
:^)
>>24316691
He lunges with his head slightly back, with his teeth jut out.
>>24316805
>>24316836
>getting btfo
I'm glad I was here to see this.
>>24316442
Anon I'm sorry to tell you but people kinda notice when they have jizz coming out of them. She knew both times
>tfw haven't showered in a week
I really should tbqh
>>24316836
Isn't it bed time for you Corbyn?
What /b/rits here go to free parties at all?
You must spare a (You) if you listen to hardtrance, prog, tek, etc.
>>24316909
I dont think so. She was an uptight bitch and would have mentioned it trust me and she never got pregnant. she definately never noticed
>>24316937
get a shower you dirty mong!
>>24316954
how does one find them kek senpai tbqh??
>>24316962
No..anon, it leaks out, no matter how far you put it in there
>>24317005
Sperm isn't affected by gravity.
>>24317015
I'm either dumb (most likely) or you're not conveying your point correctly
>>24316992
Need to get a hold of a party line
They change their voicemail and when you call it says where to go to find drugged up sluts
>parents go to bed
>one of the only times I leave my room
>go get water and snacks
>need piss
>get comfy in room
>go to grab a sip of water
>realise I left water and snacks in the bathroom
>can't go back out to grab them now
>so thirsty
Hey bf are you there?
>>24316236
>3D lolis
Disgusting creatures.
anyone else not have work tomorrow?
>>24317037
Newton's law of universal gravitation does not apply to human sperm.
>>24317221
And what evidence do you have to support this hypothesis?
>>24317054
bullshit sounds far too cool
>>24317005
It may have but it would only leak out onto her knickers that were previously made wet throughlickings or whatever so......fuck it
Thats it, I'm done.
Just got punched in the face by my 6 foot 1 dad for apparently slamming a door.
My mum was stood right there and didn't care.
I'm fucking done.
I have nothing, no friends, no family, no possessions.
I'm nothing.
But I won't be for much longer. Everyone who wronged me will regret it. I swear to you all, people will know my name soon.
Everyone at colleges who take the piss out of me all the time.
My white trash family, will all fucking regret what they did soon enough.
I can't fucking go on any longer.
>>24317303
Ugh bait.
>>24317303
Eat a magnum, kid.
(if there was any confusion, I meant the icecream)
>Cat gets on my lap
>Start stroking her
>She fucking bites me
Grumpy old bitch.
>>24317363
You think I'm fucking lying?
By the end of the week hull will be in the news, read it.
>>24317392
Reported to MI5 desu senpai
>>24317392
Hull will never be in the news.
>>24317420
Do it, there's nothing there that says what I'm doing is illegal.
>>24317110
>tfw bf puts me in a group interview situation
Should have worn a suit today.
>>24317445
Oh I'm so sorry!
If its any consolation, I think they do like you. <:3)~
>>24317439
It might be if the BBC do an article on Britain's worse cities
>>24317471
Posting those lewd images when I'm in a interview. I'd rather not have a boner right now.
>>24317575
Lewd? What are you talking about? This is completely innocent!
>>24317271
Probably the fact is doesn't react to gravity like everything else.
>>24317695
That isn't evidence anon, that's you making another claim.
>>24317755
I'm not filming my sperm for you, you might be a raging batty boy for all I know.
>>24317787
Kek. I'm not a bender, I've just never noticed this phenomenon before.
>>24317818
No time better than some midnight researching.
>>24317787
>>24317818
Just fuck already you marmite miners.
Got no sexual desire anymore lads. Think I've reached monk mode.
>>24317847
I need sleep for my interview tomorrow anon
>>24317856
You jealous?
>>24317856
Come join us baby. ;);)
Rate my anime toy preorders lads
>>24318156
>Statueshit
F U C K O F F
U
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K
O
F
F
>>24318156
>Buying any toys that aren't shiny circles
>>24318156
Not a fan of the chibi shit otherwise pretty nice.
>>24318224
I have a plan for the chibi shit, I'm going to have a manga collection and then loads of nendos in front in cute poses
>>24318224
>>24318259
Chibi shit is really cute though. Not as impressive, but still nice. I give it a 9/10
>>24318156
grade A+ hot-glue figs
Why aren't you asleep yet?
>>24318316
i was seeing if my post >>24316442
got any replies and im drunk
>>24318348
>im drunk
That about sums it up.
>>24318316
Looking up anime figures and a glass display unit to put on my wall
>>24318156
I rate it no gf 10/10
>>24318370
m8 its half 12 and im a NEET you FUCK you think this hour means SHIT to me? imall about dem real nigger hours
>>24318387
You'd be correct
post best track from undertale senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
>>24318426
wait whta fuck does undertale correct as jap shit lets seeeeeee...
understale
Understale
>>24318450
correction
undertale
Undertale
>>24318450
Lol. Nice going man. Lay off the drink.
What word filters into senpaitachi?
>>24318488
No. i wont and you got dubs so YoU can talk
>Up until 5am last night rushing through an essay that I thought had to be in today
>Finish it and go to bed but cant sleep
>Get up
>Room spins
>I look like absolute shit
>Get breakfast at this local place that usually does it really nicely to treat myself
>Pretty sure they undercook the bacon
>gf texts me
>"I really need to talk to you x"
>ffs
>Already know what this is going to be, even though didn't really expect it
>Meet up
>Get dumped
>Go home
>Try to clean up room through tears
>Go to class
>Hand in essay
>Anon it was only supposed to be an essay plan
Just fuckin' kill me
>>24318554
>i look like absolute shit
Welcome to my world senpattamagochibro
>breakfast
dont do it stupidest meal of the day nigga
>gf
dont ever have one
>meet up
good man for knowing what was coming but fuck her right off.
>tears
fair enough but man up nigger
>essay issue
well at least you have done it now you can tweak and adjust accordingly
>>24318511
f a m s
How do you guys deal with crushing loneliness?
>>24318634
wank timimimimim
>>24318627
Who ever says that tho
>>24318663
that just makes me feel worse
>>24318692
cumming makes you feel worse? whats wrong with you CUM HARDER MAN
meditate then?
>>24318613
>Yeah I barely care about my appearance now, and even less now that I'm one hundred percent alone.
>Me neither, I usually lay in until like 4pm but today I was like fuck it, now I wish I didn't
>Don't ever get one
>Thought I'd just get it over with, she made up a bunch of stupid ass 'its not you its me' reasons and I tried to get the actual reason out of her but it was like trying to pull a dick through a cheerio
>Bare in mind she was pretty much my last hope of ever having a gf long term and I was also tired as fuck and maybe food poisoned as well
>The essay was shit cause I wrote it at 5am listening to Iggy Pop so who the fuck knows what it says
>>24318749
>Bare in mind she was pretty much my last hope of ever having a gf long term and I was also tired as fuck and maybe food poisoned as well
...what?
why was she your last hope? how old are you?
Mum and dad have gone to the hospital, so I have to get myself up tomorrow for class. I'm fucked tbqh lads, going to have to pull an all nighter I think
>>24318799
Because this is not something that comes easily to me and she was a very special case. She's the one that basically instigated the whole thing.
It essentially couldn't have been much easier an opportunity and I still managed to fuck it up.
>>24318875
i need more details robot.
Even if she was a very special case theyre always a dime a dozen bitches no matter what you think. Even if she instigates the whole thing. How did you fuck it up?
>>24318725
I dunno why, it's just depressing
>tfw you want to go to bed but the spaghetti got there before you.
>>24318992
The Man in The Velvet Bed
>The Spaghetti in The Velvet Bed
>>24318992
I hope you didnt spend the time taking that image mate
>>24318613
even cindrella didn't cry
>>24318941
Cause she probably thought I was this happy-go-lucky goofball character at first and then slowly learned I'm actually a moody fuck.
Also because I have dick issues, specifically premature ejac and mild erectile dysfunction so I honestly dont blame her. I'm more pissed about that tbqwyf. I mean she didn't mention this at all and I asked her about it and she said it wasn't the reason but fuck that it obviously was.
>>24319021
nnn...no.. why would I do such a stupid thing as that.
>>24319039
kekekkeke
>>24311628
>tfw normie rugby lad flatmates have been having a party in the kitchen for like 6 hours now on a fucking monday night
>tfw it'd be awkward as fuck if I went in there and got dinner
>tfw it's like I'm under siege and being starved out
>tfw they won't fuck off so I can eat and go to sleep
>>24319351
wow lmao you pathetic nerd, just go and get some food idiot
>>24319381
And put up with their stupid fucking banter and silent judgement while I make it? No thanks.
>>24319428
lol lad whats wrong with a bit of bants, what afraid someone might cum in your food? you bender i bet you'd eat it, when youre this much of a pussy you dont deserve to eat
>get qt date on tinder last monday, for this wednesday
>first real female interest in years, first date ever
>she seems very interested
>message her every other day, want to keep myself in her mind without running out of things to say
>all good so far
>message her "Hey, are we still good for wednesday?" earlier today
>replies "yeah :)"
>little bit of conversation after
>I look again, she's unmatched me
>pretty sure that was an accident, find her on fb quite easily
>consult normie female friends on whether finding and messaging her on fb would be creepy, and explain the circumstances
>they give me the go-ahead
>message her
>she says it was an accident
>oh thank god
>she then says "This is the first time something like this has happened, so it kind of freaked me out for a bit."
>I reply "What, unmatching someone?"
>"By accident, yeah. Also, not many tinder matches try to find you on Facebook after you've unmatched them, whatever the reason."
>shit, 90% sure that's in a "that's a bit creepy" tone
I am so fucking sick of life shitting on me at every step. This was a fucking unwinnable situation for me, and through no fault of my own. I can accept that she's unmatched me, do nothing, and have no date; or I can message her, come across as creepy, and probably have no date. Why couldn't this have happened to some normie who can easily go and get another date? Literally EVERYTHING I do goes wrong in some way. For fuck's sake
I want a girlfriend so bad it hurts.
Got some wine instead of beer to try and ease my drinking back
Gives me indigestion with every glass
fuck sake
>>24319474
>get qt date on tinder last monday, for this wednesday
stopped reading there, no one cares
>>24319497
It's the first date I've ever had. Literally the next line said that.
>>24319474
>I am so fucking sick of life shitting on me at every step
Just know that this isn't exclusive to you. Happens to me all the time as well.
>>24319536
message her then tell us what she says
>>24319474
>tfw never got a match on tindr that wasn't a spambot
I'm planning on moving out of my parent's house soon so I'm looking at rooms for rent on spareroom.
Why are so many ads listed as no DSS?
>>24319790
Less responsible tenants, more likely to have financial troubles, you might struggle to hike their rent up annually because they're too poor then you'll have to kick them out and find someone else, costing you more money.
>>24319790
>tfw "females only"
>>24319544
Oh no, I'm sure other robots have the same. Knew it was too good to be true, like every other time I've got my hopes up.
>>24320093
>tfw "females only"
I haven't shared a flat in a few years now but those two words still haunt me.
Hour after hour of digging through gumtree only for everything good and reasonably priced to have that at the end of the fucking listing.
Fuck female privilege
>>24319790
Because dss peeps are peasants who will fuck your house up
dont want britfeel to die desu lads
>>24320144
Isn't it essentially exactly the same as something like "No blacks, no irish"?
Like ffs, I barely have any friends and I spend all my time in my room, why would I be a bad tenant? A woman is more likely to have friends, and have them over causing noise and mess.
If they met me for 5 minutes they'd know that.
I looked on my ex's Twitter for the first time in ages and she's changed her profile picture. You know what, I didn't even feel a thing. Can post pic if anyone's interested
>tfw found out oneitis is an SJW
JUST
>>24320934
full tumblr or just a SJW for show?
>>24319595
Me too lad. Me too.
whats your favourite radio station in gtav /britfeel/?
>>24321384
They are all pretty shit desu senpai
Some great songs in GTA but it's hard to just leave one on without being annoyed
>>24321384
Custom Radio.
Radio Mirror Park is also decent.
>>24321470
There are some really good songs on there but I do agree and think that GTA V had the worst radio stations in the series.
>>24321470
>>24321572
desu lads flylo fm had me hooked
>>24321572
I can't believe how they completely fucked up Electrochoc in GTA4 with one of the expansions... It just to have Justice and Kavinksy it was boss, then it turned into some random shitty club tunes
okay time for bedibyes
goodnight senpais
>>24321706
>bedibyes
I've just realised that this is the first time I've seen that word spelled out.
>tfw mum's started saying "bye-si-bye" at the end of phone calls
Not like I'm going to call her out on it or something, but why, mum?
>>24321837
she wants the d, give that slag the d
>>24321891
you cheeky fucker you
say that t' me face n not online and see wot happens wanker
>>24321986
alright mate, meet in front of the local in 5
>>24322006
Give me 10 m8, need to finish wanking to gay porn first.
>>24322193
fucking poof get out of my country
REAL NIGGA HOURS Who still up here?
Need to be up at like 8am tomorrow too. Plus I have a long day, will be working till at least 10pm. JUST
>>24322492
me i was feeling so sleepy at like 10pm but i'm still up and i dont know why
>>24322529
Similar for me too. Went to bed at around midnight, slept for like an hour. Now I'm wide awake. More awake than I've been all day too.
>>24322529
could barely stay awake 10-12, now wide awake, work in the morning too
>>24314515
eat shit you trucking forced memer, dogs are fucking garbage 80% of the time
