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negrodamus
Lipstick
Menstruation
morning morning morning boys edition
>>24373571
Morning anon how's it going in good old England?
>>24373687
Looking pretty grim today pal. What about you?
>>24373712
Weather is looking a bit shit where I am to be honest senpai.ily, going to be a pretty boring day.
What happens when you die, /r9k/?
Are you resurrected? Is there an afterlife? Or is there just nothing? Are we wasting the limited amount of time we get on this plane of existence?
Well usually, you evacuate your bowels. Then you start decomposing. Or you get cooked in an oven.
I don't know, but I imagine it's pretty comfy.
Eternal life cycle. Honestly kinda scarier than nothingness.
Hi!
I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>mfw i want to get my nippled played with while getting gangbanged
>>24372013
You can fix it by getting a bf to fill your asshole daily with his cum.
>>24372013On your knees. Suck my dick, bitch.
>>24372013
>visiting hot trap cousin
>tell him I need to take a shit
>go to take it, forget to lock the door
>he swings it open just before I start
>begs me for my shit
>offers his NDS in exchange
>I think he is weird as fuck but I want his DS
>lift myself off of the toilet
>he lies down, I squat over his mouth
>he starts rimming me with the nub of the shit poking out
>I actually get into it, his rimming getting me hard
>start rubbing his little cock while I groan and strain
>eventually start to push the monster shit out
>he moans gently as it reaches his mouth
>it stays unbroken, going right from me to him
>finally get done, he's still swallowing the last segment of it
>turn around and start fucking his face
>he loves it, choking himself on my shit-stained cock
>I take it out and blow a huge load right on his face
>He licks it up and tells me he loves me, and I'm his favorite cousin
>We do this all the time until our family moved away from there
>Still "visit" cousin every now and then
who here /actualrobot/?
post your stats and I will determine if you're a robot or not using my secret formula
Age:
NEET?:
Virgin?:
Total amount of IRL friends:
Hobbies:
Life goals:
Fetishes:
Favourite music:
Favourite food:
Mental illnesses:
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
also attach your most personal Pepe
>>24365924
Age: 20
NEET? No
Virgin? No, but I lost it to a thai prostitute so it doesn't really count
Total amount of IRL friends: 2 (both of the opposite gender, no friends who are guys)
Hobbies: Rowing, hiking (a lot of hiking) and I do a lot of community service work
Life goals: I want to not feel empty
Fetishes: Jeans (as weird as that is), BDSM
Favorite music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU
Favorite food: Lamb I guess
Mental Illness: I was diagnosed as Bipolar, but I was only 14 so I can't really trust that.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I like the weather of winter so I guess. Always kind of awkward with the family. I'm not really close with them.
>18
>yes
>yes
>1
>sitcom my life away, films, mainstream vidya
>have a laidback job earning enough to live alone and comfy
>tl;dr
>sleaford mods, kavinsky, bones
>dont eat for pleasure, probably pizza
>avpd probably
>nope
fuck you normie meme
>>24365924
>18
>No, student, but very close to dropping out
>yes
>0
>none
>Smiling fullyclothed girls
>fall out boy and snow patrol at the moment but it changes a lot
>Stir Fry
>none diagnosed but ive never been to a doctor in my life
>not really
>pepe is a sell out
Pic related; this is what a nearly 30 year old NEET looks like in 2015.
Shitposting on 4chan while in bed oat 10am on a weekday.
Do I honestly look sad to you? I love the NEET lifestyle. The stressfree lifestyle is great.
>Do I honestly look sad to you?
Yeah, very much. Your eyes say I'm only pretending to be happy, but really dead inside.
>>24361968
Your eyes are dead
this is now a wagekek face thread.
this is a pic of your average wagekek
>tfw far left in a far right household
>>24357575
>tfw far left in a far right household
>Far anything
Not just being a common man.
>>24357575
Why not just tell them that it's2015?
>>24357575
kill yourself commie scum
Depression and anxiety are the worst things to happen to someone. I feel so lonely sometimes and without hope. Another day has come to pass but the feelings of darkness are starting to fade. After weeks of ditching school I've decided to come back. My classmates asked me what "\r9k\" is, and I simply said a place where people come together to share their struggles.
How are my fellow fembots doing? Is the weather cozy? Any plans for the comfy weeks ahead?
Sometimes I wonder what will be ahead of me in the future, my only dream is to be a functioning member of society. Hopefully I can use my story to motivate my fellow fembots.
This is a really nice place to keep my thoughts organized and I'm glad I found a community of people to support me. I'll keep writing updates if anyone's interested. Remember to always follow your dream.
I will write about what happened yesterday. I wrote a thread about being a meet, but with tremendous amounts of support I was told to go back to school. I hope I can encourage others to find happiness as well. If you wrote to me kind things last night, thank you. It meant a lot.
Shit guys
What do??
show her the wee wee
>>24355872
Ask her what her favorite Swans song is
>>24355872
Pretend to be really flattered. Say how much that compliment means to you.
Then go on about the elephant again.
>tfw people just assume you like chai lattes and always give you starbucks giftcards
>tfw guys always read too much into what you say and try to figure out whether it makes you more pure or more slutty
>tfw guys always try to help you with the most mundane shit just b/c you're a girl. (oh you're looking at the mall directory? let me help you with that...)
>tfw girls like you still wouldn't go for me
Hijacking this thread. Every woman I've met has been dull as shit with no interests or hobbies.
"Fembots" post your hobbies/interests (no reading or watching movies/tv) and prove me wrong
>>24354635
>people give me free stuff waahhh
>guys actually talk to me waaahh
>beta orbiters waahhh
Go choke on a cactus
Well guys, it's happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMb39bb5ipA
After all his videos about how many times he was rejected and how depressed/angry it made him. He's about to do it.
Place your bets.
> Suicide
> Murder
At least this time we saw it coming.
I'm estimating December 2015 merry christmas normies.
Now our black brothers than lead the way into battle for the beta battle brigade. God speed, Kent. Gods speed.
Worse than I thought guys, he put up 3 creepy vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87b347Dye4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNidL3HhiQ
Nigga is done for.
>>24351710
Fuck that catfish looks nice but you can't keep eating that way Kent baka
wrong OP image but it's getting kind of late and nobody else has made a thread edition
Morning chaps.
First CBT session tomorrow, what am I to expect? Shall I tell them how within the 3 months it took me to finally see someone I've developed tinnitus?
>>24350840
ddsfsav dfsd
The evening has set in and I'm getting comfy with my sweats, but I'm still depressed and feel worthless. The fact I had to talk with my mother the first time in months to get a good angle pic depresses me. I guess its one more month of binge watching movies all by myself.
How are my fellow fembots doing? Any plans for the holiday season? Are you enjoying this cozy cold weather?
Something something tits
Something something reeee
Sigh, I guess I'll just cry myself to sleep again.
>>24345583
very pretty and cute, how would you like a kiss on the lips?
I am a bored girl that will say literally anything you ask of me on vocaroo. I can do a loli voice, and a slightly older than loli voice.
Hit me, robots.
Please recite these lines for me.
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
>>24341434
Be my qt vocaroo gf
>>24341483
no do it like this
A lifetime of misdeeds
has lead you to me
you've made your last mistake.
This time you won't get away.
[Solo: Hobbs]
I'll see to it
that these are you last breaths,
and strip the life with my bare hands.
You never saw me coming,
now I've got you
It's gone on too long, this time it ends.
And now I'm to take your life,
and still this will not rectify
what have you down.
What have you done?
To torture the soul, undeserving
seems to be the only way,
to solve your unjust ways
A lifetime of misdeeds
has lead you to me
you've made your last mistake.
This time you won't get away.
You never saw me coming,
now I've got you
Now that I have you,
I'll do as I please staring into me
while these hands
grip around your throat
Your life flashing before you,
how could this have happened?
I clench, tighter and tighter,
Staring into your blood filled eyes.
I know what you want to say,
but I care not to hear
You cannot undo what you've done,
this is forever. Theres no going back,
you did this to yourself,
through a life mis-lived
and no one can save you now
Holding on,
tightly gripped
Realize that this is my last resort
latched on to what is worthless
it ends here and now
What can you possibly be thinking?
As these eyes stare into yours...
Is this happening to me?
Here and now?
Undeserving.
Woman hate thread
Daily reminder that men are twice as likely to kill themselves.
Anybody got the picture of the bar graph showing that the more sexual partners a woman has had, the more likely her marriages are to end in divorce?
the cute female vocaroo thread a while back is the only shred of not hatred i have for women still left
im not sure if i should keep reading these
>>24334642
>the cute female vocaroo thread a while back is the only shred of not hatred i have for women still left
Why?
