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Shit guys
What do??
show her the wee wee
>>24355872
Ask her what her favorite Swans song is
>>24355872
Pretend to be really flattered. Say how much that compliment means to you.
Then go on about the elephant again.
>>24355872
she's ugly, who cares what you do
>>24355872
say ooga booga
>>24355912
Thanks dude bro
Act insulted, tell her you're much more than just a really, really pretty face.
>>24355912
And now dude???
>>24356184
Tell her shes hot and you should meet soon.
>>24356184
shit shit shit, panic!
>>24356184
Send her this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJXtHMBFWmI
>>24355872
reminder for all currylovers
>>24356184
Swans is pleb anyway ask her about Tibetan throat singing.
>>24356184
Red flag. Abort mission
>>24356184
i'd rather be single
>>24356184
Is she black?
bloxkcxk
>>24356241
The same can be applied to Latinas and white women.
Asians and blacks can last slightly longer.
>>24356184
now she's about two mins from knowing you're a retarded faggot
>>24356247
Sounds good to me broseph
>>24356327
Fail. Stop trying, you fucked it up.
>>24356327
you already are fucking up so much
>>24356351
Well how do I save it then if you're so smart
>>24356327
Obligatory Tits or BTFO Response
>>24356376
If I knew, I wouldn't be a virgin browsing this shithole website.
>>24356376
enough with the fucking jokes.
You seem cool, we are getting drinks.
>>24356376
"That depends. Wanna grab some coffee later? [insert winky face]"
>>24356376
Tell her if she goes on a date with you she can find out
>>24356376
Reply: "Let's stop bullshitting each other and just send me nudes."
>Itunes and chill?
do it
>>24356392
Seems abit weird but okay..
>>24356436
Say you find her very pretty.
>>24356463
Too late senpai, too late.
>>24356436
You were trolling this whole time?
>>24356436
Not sure how to take this
>>24356436
threads like these aren't really fun if you send the first fucking nonsensical response someone posts
at least wait a bit and pick and choose jesus
>>24356480
She still doesn't know. Next message: "ROBOTS DEMAND tits"
>>24356376
"Do you even watch lewd Bhutanese cartoons or browse anonymous men's rights forums? I am the hacker known as Ebaumsworld and I want to gape your asshole 11 inches across tonight. Just open your legs and enjoy."
>>24356480
Oh shit.
She's confirmed for total roastie whore. And it means you look like a slut.
>>24356436
say again m8?
I really hope deep down this is just one of those "say the worst shit possible" kind of threads
>>24356480
She's calling you a slut. What a fucking cunt.
>>24356480
could be fun to role play
How would you treat a virgin
>>24356480
she's fucking flirting anon!!! DON"T mention anything else about virginity though, just say something funny and witty
>>24356529
What if we meet one day and I cum in 10 seconds, because I am a virgin?
you're attractive enough to her that you haven't scared her away yet. Now stop being an autist please. Just ask to smash.
bro just check em
>>24356480
Tell her to come over
I'll be straight up with you, your cute want to hookup
>>24356546
this desu. I'm baffled by the fact she's still replying after the throat singing, better take your chances and get serious
>>24356480
Why do people say this?
Why is it so hard to believe that someone might be a virgin?
>>24356529
>>24356546
Anon, if you really are a virgin, don't ruin yourself for marriage tbqh.
>>24356581
I'm not a virgin, I've fucked hookers that's it. But I wore a condom
>>24356480
jesus no way
>>24356480
If she was expecting someone with experience it means she is in for the D, you could literally write anything and proly still had a chance to bang her.
>>24356580
She lost hers at 15 and has at least every week. Anyone being a virgin over the age of 18 is inconcievable to her.
>>24356581
Seriously? She won't even know until AFTER you have sex so why does it matter (if you're scared of her being able to tell or something).
PLEASE STOP MEMEING HER
>>24356546
>>24356578
Girls love "le so silly and randumb xD" shit when it comes to flirting
>>24356545
say that! It's the bezt chance an autistic retard has to get laid be sweet
>>24356480
She keeps speaking with you. You must be the chaddiest Chad in here.
>>24356594
>>24356609
Fuck it up just to piss off these thirsty af losers then.
Think i fucked up. She made up excuse not to see me.
>>24356654
I can assure you, it's a dude. A woman, wouldn't reply after that fuck up.
>>24356654
Tonight.
Ask what's up for the weekend tho
>>24356654
Would it be autismo to pick another day she is free?
>>24356654
that's good dude, just say well tomorrow, and if she says she cant say the next day, she'll think it's funny. in a good way be persistant here
>>24356654
do you not know how to talk to people
she's setting you up for the "when are you free" question so she can pick and choose
>>24356654
She must be horny and pathetic to not just stop responding as soon as you sperged so hard on her.
>>24356654
>basketball training
>>24356670 is right. It's a dude. Women play netball, not basketball. It doesn't add up.
>>24356654
this robot is going to get his well deserved normie life
were proud of you anon!
>>24356654
Dont reply now just wait for her
>emoticons in every message
Disgusting.
>>24356706
Please god just let one of us out of this...Hell!
non autist virgin here.
Just ask her how long she trained basketball and so on
>>24356654
That was the most autistic way to ask someone out.
Ctrl f
Search for corn
0 results
Ear of corn!
>>24356728
You can try to walk as far away from this hell as you want, but you're still tethered. At any moment, that tether can pull you back in. There's no escape, only the illusion.
ask about what she likes to do. then when its time ask her if she want to go do something
She's humouring me right
>>24356773
Don't say that. Although robotism is permanent, you can still develop social skills and get laid.
>>24356795
>basketballs
>>24356795
Ask her if she can dunk.
>>24356795
Youre so shitty at talking to people have you ever had a friend in your life
>>24356795
>suddenly no emojis
7ft black guy confirmed
>>24356795
Don't ask if she'll play with your basketballs.
>>24356746
thanks family to be honestly
>>24356828
Not for 5 years, but come on no need to get personal bro
>>24356826
>>24356746
these tbqh
sdfsdgsdg
>>24356826
I asked her
>>24356795
cut to the chase, ask her when she want's to come over?
>>24356892
You just have to believe in yourself.
>>24356837
Ignore this guy OP, you fucking know you want to ask if she'll play with your basketballs.
>>24356892
Set free your inner nig and do it!
>>24356892
Offer to teach her how to dunk. Tell her you'll dunk your balls in her ass.
Not really. Be cool.
>>24356892
Where's the corn emoji
Stick a corn emoji in after your next reply
>>24356918
this but add the corn emoji
>>24356892
Give her a meaty double slap
>>24356892
>falling for blatant catfishing
>getting memed on this hard
kys family
>>24356892
"I guess that means I could beat you one on one. Winky face. Corn emoji."
>>24356892
CORN
EMOJI
PLEASE
>>24356994
this //spoiler
She keeps avoiding hanging out with me
>>24356892
"I bet you could score with me."
>>24357063
you should have sent corn emoji to be honest familia
>>24357063
You're coming off as too desperate, bro. I'd honestly make an excuse to go and stop messaging her for a while. Try swiping some more.
>>24357063
"Well if don't like me watching we could play 1v1 and the loser has to make out with the loser"
>>24357063
why the flying fuck are trying to meet up with her TODAY when she already said no
she's still talking to you, just get to know her better and then ask her when she is free. put the ball in her court to she if she's really down.
>>24357063
Just stop pushing for today and suggest meeting to play basketball sometime later.
>>24357111
>put the ball in her court
aiyeou
>>24357107
>loser has to make out with the loser
>>24357111
>put the ball in her court
aha. good one m8
>>24357063
You've already fucked up. You can tell by how she's dropped the emoticons.
It's over, anon. Just start getting really lecherous and saying you want to see her play nude basketball. Go full pervert.
>>24357107
>the loser has to make out with the loser"
Meant loser has to make out with the winner.
>>24357144
fuck you
>>24357063
OP you should have asked when she was free not to hang out this very day now you sound like a loser (that and your autistic humor).
>>24357063
Alright, here's my number anyway. I'm down for anything really
>>24357172
Where the corn emoji, senpai?
>>24357091
do this , this is a good idea, is that original enough for ya! mods jesus I have to make a practical post every once in a while. and not ponder the artistic flair I can bring to it all the time fuck
>>24357159
This, desu. When you already feel you fucked it up (usually after the first 3 messages), at least have fun.
Where is the fucking corn OP
>>24357164
"1v1 me m8. Loser has to mack on winner."
There fixed it for you, senpai.
ask if u can put ur cock in her asshole tonight. say you have a '98 camry with a big back seat
Is she sperging? I literally just told her where i'm from
>>24357315
Where da corn?
>>24357315
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CORN YOU AUTIST
>>24357315
Where is the fucking corn dude?
>>24357315
she obviously means more specific than country. how out of touch with people are you that having a normal conversation seems like "sperging"
she asked you a question
you answered and asked one of your own
she answered and asked another one
this is called getting to know each other
>>24357315
Maybe she wanted for you to be more specific
England is pretty big m8
Also, she definitely wants your dickCorn?
>>24357315
Tell again. Ask about weekends if you still haven't.
>>24357315
Dude, if your next message has no corn emoji, I'm leaving.
>>24357392
This, corn or bust family
>>24357373
wow dude u have to be a normie
>yfw you will never fuck Rhiane
>>24357315
Her emoticons are back! You're in.
Corn her and seal the deal.
>>24357422
Op most girls dont want to meet the first time they write with someone. but she is interested in you so just keep writing
>>24357413
Of course you can. Just go on tinder right now and find her. Directly compete against OP for her attention.
Your first mistake was not starting with "Hey, you look like you really like anal". Works for me every time.
They typically don't respond, write back, "Really? What makes me look that way?", or they just meet up for some butt love.
>>24357441
OP is clearly a handsome specimen. Me, not so much.
>>24357315
>no corn
it's like you're not even trying
This shit is so complicated.
Op is saying absolutely retarded shit and she's still replying.
Is she even real? Is she a trolling guy?
Why does everything have to make no sense?
Fucking flirting and dating, man, I'll never crack the code of it.
>>24357459
You can do it, m8. I believe in you.
OP is sperging about basketball and asking her out desperately and repeatedly. You can do better.
>>24357473
The code is you have to be hot. OP is either a chad or using a chad picture.
>>24357315
She's probably just asking what city you live in. "England" is pretty vague, retard
>>24357473
>Is she a trolling guy?
That's still a possibility.
>>24357489
if she was a trolling guy then he wouldn't use such an ugly bitch to pose as
>>24357473
>Op is saying absolutely retarded shit and she's still replying.
How else would you talk to women?
>>24357498
>Implying he does
>>24357480
I appreciate your encouragement family but I lost my hair young. I have no luck irl so I don't think I can make it on tinder.
OP can probably nail this i think.
>>24357555
I know this feeling well. People used to suggest I go on Tinder, but since I cut my hair they haven't anymore.
>>24357595
It's fucking horrible mate. Since its happened I get the courage to ask a girl out every now and the, but every single time they text to cancel. I'm now just trying to come to terms with the fact I will die alone so I don't get my hopes up anymore.
>>24357644
Cut it short and hit the gym.
She keeps fucking avoiding me!!! REEEEE
fuck this it's time for corn
>>24357657
I cant figure out how to get a good haircut. No matter what i do it looks like shit
>>24357677
You blew it, OP. We're done here.
>>24357677
She doesn't want you.
It's lost dude, go full pervert mode you could atleast have some fun.
>>24357677
>still uses emoji
Still doesn't seem like a loss. Try a later date?
>>24357657
I am fairly built desu but it doesn't help, girls care about face. This is my body but I am lonely as fuck.
>>24357677
Say "I didn't know we were already friends"
corned
>>24357677
Chill the fuck down. You sound desperate as fuck. If she wont hang out with you the first time she ask, talk about other stuff. I don't know if you've fucked up, but she still replying. Now ask her what she does besides playing basket or something.
>>24357744
Checked and confirmed for alpha.
>>24357744
Nice
Corn-filter
>>24357724
You're a large fellow.
>>24357744
Now we wait.
>>24357677
Stop being autistic.
She's obviously into you, she just doesn't want to meet right away.
Ask for a phone number, text for a day or to and then meet up.
I have no idea why the fuck is she still responding.
Post your profile pic
What the fuck does the corn meme mean?
>>24357744
You failed. You fucked up. Corn won't save you.
Just get sexual. Ask if her tits bounce more than the ball does when she plays basketball.
>>24357724
Bottom of your face looks fine. Are you a manlet?
>>24357778
Is what a rapist would say.
>>24357788
5ft 10, so depends on which scale you judge by.
>>24356701
>netball
topkek
Sooo... I thought corn was supposed to save me
>>24357824
Nothing can save an autist.
>>24357824
Op im starting to think this bitch is just wasting your time.
DROPPED
this shit is hilarious
>>24357824
Corn her again
>>24357824
"Just seemed like you're cornering me with your excuses"
continue corning
>>24357850
This.
But use the corn emoji in place of the word corn.
>[corn]ering
>>24357850
This's so stupid it could work.
>>24357850
C U T T I N G
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>>24357824
Holy mother of God. I didn't think handsome people could be robots until now. Your social skills are on another level of shit. Anon, just back off her for now if you want any chance of salvaging this.
>>24357850
This will actually force her to either admit it and stop wasting your time.
OR
force her to offer a date
genious
>>24357850
this is the only good response op
>>24357850
I suspect silence. She won't reply.
>>24357850
best answer
>>24357850
op pls <--- mutes you
>>24357850
THIS FAMILIA
>>24357920
She replied to OP's autism so far.
Tinder threads always comfy af.
All you Normie new fag shifts OP confirmed for Chad. Abandon thread now you betraying niggers.
>>24357850
This.
Only way to save your sorry ass
>>24357850
Make sure to capitalize all the letters of corn in corning, like "CORNering".
That way she won't miss the pun.
Also corn her again.
>>24357744
sides in orbit
>>24357940
Op may look like a chad but he has the socializing skills of an elephant
>>24357850
Sorry guys I'd already sent this before I saw your posts
Seems to have worked though
>>24358087
This is fucking retarded.
Is this seriously how the world works for attractive people?
>>24358114
Yea, start lifting and do it yourself.
>>24358087
Good enough. Good luck you autistic cunt.
>>24358087
>didn't corn her again
Literally friendzoned
>>24358087
God that was beta, you must be handsome as fuck.
>>24358087
>Sorry I just tried to corn you but it didn't work lol
i'm fucking dying. you must look like a literal adonis to be able to say shit like this without weirding her out
>>24358087
How the fuck...
And here I am. What the hell have I been doing.
>>24358087
Fuck me, it actually did work with retarded and autistic messages. You have in easy mode, anon. I hope you will become normie and leave this shithole
>>24358114
OP must be a super chad. He got a way with a lot
>>24358087
this doesn't make any fucking sense.
The number must be fucking fake, there's no way she gave you her number after avoiding you so hard.
wHAT THE FUCK@??!
>>24358114
mfw i am ugly as sin and i still talk to girls and it works just like this. "hdey your hot can i have your #" and say it like i know i deserve it because i do because im cool
>>24358087
CcOOOORRRNNN
>>24358087
Send us the nudes after you fuck her, she's totally wet for you m8
>>24358165
I'd understand if he opened with that, but his conversation up until now was autism incarnate.
>>24358087
>>24358087
How fucking handsome are you to get away with this shit. Pls post pic
>>24358165
Huh. Now I kind of want to try it.
I won't, though. Have to keep principles.
>>24358203
i tell girls some dumb autistic shit, words dont matter demeanor matters. if i tell her about how fucking fire evangelion or post rock or whatever sperg shit but its cool its cool, its not like shed know its uncool anyway and if she does idgaf i know its cool
>>24358264
what principles being chad is easy
>>24358087
You're giving her all the power and being a beta bitch
this wont go anywhere
>>24357063
asking to watch her train is the creepiest thing going, dont ask that again
>>24358317
Says a KV in the most autistic place ever. Let him have fun, senpai.
Man this is going pretty well. Thanks for your help guys.
>>24358433
>haha chad has autism he's so cute xD
>>24358283
Maybe it is easy, maybe it isn't. Either way, tinder is for degenerates.
>>24358433
jesus christ man
shit
>>24358433
The
Fuck
Is
Wrong
With
You
Jesus CHRIST
>>24358087
Good job, Chad.
Pic related. It's the truth.
>>24356830
>inb4 OP gets raped by a brollic black man
>>24358433
I'll cook some pasta for you, how about my place this weekend?
>>24358433
>I really like your phone number, very beautiful arrangement of numbers
This is not real, is it? How can a human brain think about this kind of autistic stuff?
>>24358433
Jesus fucking christ.
You just keep trying to fuck up but the world won't let you.
I swear to fucking god, if you ever get to her and get laid, don't come back here and give advice like
>just b urself guyz
If you do I will personally track you down and shove my fist down your throat.
>>24358527
>spaghetti and chill
>>24358547
Guys like OP and I exude charisma that girls find irresistible.
>>24358550
But being himself worked, faggot. Everything came together when he went on his own.
B urself
>>24358433
Borderline autistic
OP, post a better pic of this girl.
>>24358572
He could put a monkey in front of the fucking keyboard and it would have worked.
>>24358433
>Beautiful arrangement of numbers
>haha that's sooo cute chad :D
>Beautiful arrangement of numbers
>What the fuck are you talking about anon you creep
>>24357776
It was a tinder thread a while ago. Long story short, op was telling a match she was corny by sending the corn emoji. She replied thanks not getting the insult. A meme was born. Now people post corn, someone else says thanks. Any tinder thread must throw it in a tinder chat, and it surprisingly works for some reason.
>>24358572
Yeah, and I guess looking like a chad didn't have anything to do there.
No one without a handsome face and a built body like op would be able to get away with this much autism.
It literally didnt matter what he wrote, even the fucking corn emoji worked.
>>24358618
>even the fucking corn emoji worked.
>doubting the corn emoji
no wonder your tinder game is so bad
>>24358618
>even the fucking corn emoji worked.
Now hold up nigga, of course the corn emoji worked.
>>24358584
Okey doke
>>24358433
>Chad is so cute and nice and gentle to me :)
>Thats what I always wanted in a man :)
>>24358652
uggo tbqhwy senpai
>>24358618
Don't be so mad. Just be yourself. It worked for OP, and it works for most people!
Just be yourself! Stop being afraid of you and women will come!
Besides, you can't be anyone else, so:
> b urself
>>24358652
she's kinda qt
would fornicate with
>>24358652
Looks kinda desperate or mentally ill.
>>24358652
good luck autist. Don't forget to come back and write the autistic story of you getting laid.
>>24358433
enjoy paying and not fucking her
if you do fuck, enjoy shit sex
>>24358652
>21
xcvxcvcvx
>>24358433
fuck it, OP has inspired me to b myself on tinder
I have 20 matches, surely this'll work on one of them
so what's the moral of this story?
physical appearance is all that matters? chads can be autistic as fuck and still get some?
>>24358652
would berry
>>24358719
It always does :)
>>24358727
naaah, you just have to B yourself.
>>24358719
Make a thread if any of them respond.
>>24358727
That what 4chan considers autism is actually incredibly attractive
>>24358727
>getting a number off tinder is "getting some"
getting numbers is easy as fuck provided you have a modicum of social skills or are slightly above average looking
doing anything with that number is the hard part
>>24358433
end it here OP. you have a chance to fuck her, don't listen to any posts after this.
>>24358727
yes, obviously
if a 10/10 came up to you and spilled her spaghetti, you'd think it was cute and you'd still date her
if a 1/10 did the same, you'd be repulsed
>>24358719
>20 matches
OP here, I'm lucky to get 2 matches in one day of swiping. You got 20 matches you must be very attractive
you got catfished hard OP
>>24356376Deploy it
>>24358717
She could be. Probably single mother. It would explain her desperation. And it makes them age faster.
>>24358652
post the pic you're using
JUST BEEE YOURSELF ;)
You have been muted for two seconds because your comment was not original.
wegouhwegw
I'm a neet what should I tell her. Guess I should just be honest right
>>24358752
So we are actually all incredibly charming and have prime game?
What's the problem, then?!
>>24358727
> b urself
Even if you spill more spaghetti than a pasta truck accident, it always works.
>>24358761
kek thanks Chad
some of them date back to august tbf
>>24358786
This seriously cannot be real.
>>24358786
Make or break time.
>>24358786
this has to be b8
>>24358786
B urself, bro.
It's working so well, and it makes the robots rage.
>>24358786
Shit. It could fall apart here. You flew too close to the sun.
Say you're between jobs.Like her deadbeat dad.
>>24358786
JUST B URSELF
nah you've been urself enough tell her you're doing a masters or something if you have no job
>>24358786
GOLD DIGGER
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>>24358822
>I'm doing my masters in creative writing, as you've probably figured out
I think OP is using a fake chad account.
Post your pic.
>>24358786
I need some background on you OP so I can come up with a halfass lie.. how old, what do you study/want to study, are you rich, ill parents, something
>>24358840
decent line desu
>>24356241
I have never seen an Indian woman over 35 that ain't chubby
They age like milk in the sun
>>24358827
GOLD NIGGER
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Awwww sheeeeit, this is getting tense
>>24358786
>>24358768
>She could be
nah f.am
This being myself thing is awesome
it's ogre. op can't charm his way out of this one.
>>24358853
Rhiane is not an Indian name
She's black so OP doesn't need to worry. Black don't crack as they say
More OP
>>24358876
What the fuck man
Just fucking how
>>24358876
Calling BS now. BS.
>>24358876
Lmao say what you want about autism but op confirmed for alpha as fuck.
>>24358876
WHAT THE FUCK
>I'VE BEEN A FUCKING NEET (USING THE FUCKING TERM NEET)
>Oh okay that's cool haha
ROBOTS BTFO
>>24358876
You're my hero.
Get tits somehow and ascend to godhood.
> what do you look like?
>>24358880
she's most likely Pakistani.
>>24358876
Fuck off.
You've got two phones and you're talking to yourself.
This can't be real.
Not sure if anyone remembers Spoon-chan? from like a couple months ago or something. Remember it was all a hoax in the end?
never fall for spoon chan again.
>>24358876
saving this thread desu holy shit this is amazing
>>24358877
Nice double dubblos friend
>>24358876
wait what?
this has to be a fucking super AI programmed by some eternal elder wizard?
>>24358876
she probably thinks youre just messing around, tell her you're actually finishing your university studies
>>24358921
Kek>>24358936
Nice singles faggot
>>24358876
R9k successfully b8ed
>>24358876
>NEET for 5 years
>I have autism
>I live with my parents
>"OH I see I see!! :)"
This is fucking ridiculous
OP please post your tinder pic, you must be god tier.
>>24358929
This. Hoax.
BUT, if he gets more pictures out her, by having her text them to him or however it works, then he can save himself.
>>24357473
Thats the key to tinder. You can say completely off the wall shit you just cant be boring.
>>24358911
Rhiane isn't Pakistani either. Google the name, you mong
Why would a fucking paki be on tinder anyway?
>>24358979
that's a fair point desu
although surely no-one can get away with
>i have autism, I'm a NEET and live with my parents
>>24358880
Looks Mexican
>>24357748
Enjoy your orbit m8y. I agree OP rushed the shot though.
>>24359002
no mexicans in the uk
i'm sure she's half black half white
>>24359009
>tfw almost trips.
>>24358999
All these repeating digits
Saved myself some cash there, nice
>>24358433
She isn't going to follow through. A number means nothing. You are already communicating via phone.
>>24359036
Post your face.
No way this is real.
>>24359036
Completely unbelievable, m8.
>>24359036
Confirmed for bullshit, you almost had us anon.
>>24359036
what the fuck
definitely b8
pushed it too far m8
nobody will believe it now.
>>24359036
kys kukboi
>>24359036
Fishes gonna be fishes
>>24359036
ok, now it's too obvious. good thread, lad, you got me
>>24359067
Not b8, more photo of her
>>24359036
fakefuck the robot
>>24359095
that doesn't prove shit.
>>24359036
OP, think about what you're doing. You're texting yourself, to try and troll losers on a Taiwanese imageboard about rugs. Its just sad familia
POST FACE OP
>>24359095
Just post the tits pics you had ready for other threads.
>>24357805
you're a kingof manlets.
>>24357724
How much do you weigh here?
>>24359162
85kg, 187lbs
>>24359162
i saw that pic on /fit/ 5'10 85kg
Found the guy's face
>>24359238
i'd let him fuck me ferociously desu
>>24359199
>>24359238
wtf you look pretty fucking good. how autistic do you have to be not to be drowning in pussy
>>24359238
>face looks good too
That's not even him, is it?
>>24359268
autistic enough to post on a 4chan board where the inhabitants call themselves "robots"?
>>24359268
Bald, thats why
>>24359274
yeah, i don't think so
>>24359036
Please post more I am forwarding these to a cringe thread on random and they are begging for more
>>24359296
Doesn't matter when you've got that face + body.
>>24359308
Alright even though most think i'm b8ing
>>24359303
It is me. I always cut off the top of my head when I post to /fit/ to avoid being bullied for bald.
>>24356184
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
>>24359326
Fuck off, this can't be real.
>>24359326
>let me message myself again to show I'm not b8ing
>>24356241
But the now, is so hot!
>>24359308
>Begging for more
>3 responses.
>>24359326
Get her to send you a picture. Or send yourself a picture of her, like you've been doing with the messages.
>captcha: select pictures of patios
>only one patio. rest are restaurants
Fuck you, captcha. You don't even know what a patio is.
>>24359369
>>24359376
How can I prove i'm not baiting?
>>24359326
Jesus dude if she's still interested after that blunder with the NEET thing then you're way in there.
I tell you from my vast experience with women. I have held hands a total of 2 times.
>>24356795
>Are you a 7 foot tall black guy
You outed yourself out for a black guy obsessed c.uckold. Now you fucked up unless she plans on being a dominatrix to cuc.k your beta ass.
>>24358789
I don't think you're being yourself.
>>24359390
>the cringe thread
I believe OP isn't b8ing. Keep it up.
>>24359403
you have her phone number. have her text you a shoe on head photo.
>>24359428
2 times with 2 different girls?!
Get out, chad. Ree.
So I'm dying. OP please show us your face. No one is gonna bully you I promise :3
ask her for a date asap and see if it works
She's just a typical slag from Reading.
You find plenty of them at the Q-bar every friday or at the Union...
lmao @ you all thinking OP succeeded because of his looksit was corn
>>24359642
Op here, you post on yik yak by any chance
>>24359579
It was already posted
Why is she brown? I thought people from England were supposed to be white
>>24359691
>England
>White
a kek and a half m8, thanks
You can't say I didn't try...
>>24359683
That's not him is it? I thought that was someone else in the thread >>24357724 the conversation is about some other guy joining tinder (starts here>>24357413)
and relevant comment here: >>24357595
>>24359713
???
I have always been taught that the english are white and they occasionally had some black slaves that were free or something earlier than usa but still most english are white
>>24359691
Due to uncontrolled immigration and rampant liberalism, 70% of the english population are brown.
>All you donuts moan because >tfw no gf
>When a girl does show interest you lot laugh at her and send her stupid messages
What a bunch of mongs. Not even whiteknighting btw.
>>24359571
one was when i was 17 and one was when i was 12 but i still count it. I also kissed the girl i held hands with at 12. A big ol peck on the lips.
Revel before my cyborg power, puny robots.
>>24359746
stop being so autistic if you want to fuck her, fgt
>>24359746
Jesus holy fucking Christ almighty. The autism has reached critical status.
>>24359746
tell her she seems so awesome that you don't believe she's real. so you want her to prove her existence with the shoe on head.
>>24359746
holy fuck OP i can't breathe
>>24359746
You're risking your chance to prove to us fags on /r9k/ the girl is real? OP don't fuck this up because we don't believe you (if it's real).
>>24359829
It's fiiiiine. The girl is still talking despite his numerous retarded messages.
>>24359829
>>24359874
She stopped reponding. I'm sad now.
>>24359929
she finally reached her threshold?
>>24359929
Aw. It's okay, family. Your hoax was getting a bit much for you. You need some rest. No need to make excuses.
>>24358876
Yo wtf. I get shit on for going to a successful, prestigious uni and op can get away with this?
Dude wtf
>>24359929
I guess, even your chad look can't cover your autism.
>>24359952
Do you compliment the number sequence of their phone numbers?
>>24359929
keep responding you madman, she will only love it to wake up with 100+ messages
Phew, still there
>>24360048
whether its b8 or not im dying
>>24360048
i don't even know what to believe anymore
>>24360048
She went to eat Chad's dick you faggot.
>>24360048
I am not even surprised any more.
>>24360048
Impossible.
What did she eat? Remember, it needs to be a sensible meal considering she's got basketball practice. Don't mess up your hoax.
>>24356184
she doesnt know the swans, she may leave
>>24357063
>Ha
it's like one of those animes where that one character just grunts before saying anything
>>24356830
hahahahahaha u are a good one Anon
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BOIS
>>24360105
She doesn't have basketball practice, she said she didn't feel well
>>24359746
OP you finally had a girl who was interested in you and you threw it all away for the approval of internet strangers. Gj
>>24358876
Lold hard
>>24358433
what the fuck dude
wh..
>>24360152
>Not asking if she wants you to come over and comfort her
>>24360239
Good thing I was on a fake Chad account
Fuck it i'm going to sleep
>>24360048
Ask her how tall she is and come out as a 5'3 manlet and ask if she's ok with dating shorter guys
>>24360276
>giving up
But you've literally got a guaranteed fuck, right there.
>>24360276
Fuckin roasties will put up with anything for Chads holy shit
>>24360345
It was a fake account. Imaging her face when he sees a fucking elephant, instead of the chad in the pic.
>>24360420
I never understood why you guys get angry at women for finding someone attractive. It's a biological thing, why the double standards?
>>24360420
>implying you wouldn't put up with some shit to fuck someone you thought was hot
>>24360444
Wrap bandages around your head. Say you recently had surgery to make yourself even more handsome.
>>24355912
pfft, you mean not asking her what her favorite 'Swan Songs' song is
>>24360484
Did you read through the thread? See the completely and utterly retarded shit OP was spouting to her and she just laughed and carried on?? It was fucking ridiculous
>>24360523
Did you expect a virgin princess on Tinder? But yeah, it was a little weird.
>>24360523
If a hot chick was speaking in gogo-gaga baby language, I would find it cute and still fuck her. Why doesn't the same apply to women? Silly double standards.
>>24359746
DUDE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
ITT: retards not realizing that she's still responding because he's using fake pictures
>>24360276
Your bio is just "6'4"
Must be nice being chadtastic irl.
>>24360828
Being tall is literally all you need to be successful in life.
Anyone between 6'1" and 6'5" who is a loser is completely pathetic. It's failing in ultimate super-easy mode. Even attractive women have life harder than those guys.
>>24357778
Are you a registrerd sex offender?
>>24358433
This made me cringe in pain
>>24360494
>implying any girl would find me attractive
Also there's limit to shit people should put up with. If you put up with anymore then you're desperate
>>24360880
6'1 isn't considered tall by women anymore though, they see it as average. And we all know average means bad.
>>24360880
but what if you are skeletor?
>>24358087
>I just tried to corn you but it didnt work lol
im stealing it
>>24360048
was going well before you came out with the "im suuuch an autistic nurrd, y dont grills like gentlement like me??" bullshit
>>24360880
I'm so ugly though...
>>24355872
>wish i could say the same about yours
why did OP stop responding
>you can literally succeed with girls even when you are an autistic retard if you are good looking
I, I just can't take it anymore.
>>24357724
Holy shit what are you doing here chad?
>>24357455
>Works for me every time
>They typically don't respond, write back, "Really? What makes me look that way?", or they just meet up for some butt love
>typically don't respond
In what way does this work every time
>>24362414
Was this actually news to you?
>life as Chad is this easy
>>24358652
Would dunk my penis into her basketball vagina
