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>tfw people just assume you like chai lattes and always give you starbucks giftcards
>tfw guys always read too much into what you say and try to figure out whether it makes you more pure or more slutty
>tfw guys always try to help you with the most mundane shit just b/c you're a girl. (oh you're looking at the mall directory? let me help you with that...)
>tfw girls like you still wouldn't go for me
Hijacking this thread. Every woman I've met has been dull as shit with no interests or hobbies.
"Fembots" post your hobbies/interests (no reading or watching movies/tv) and prove me wrong
>>24354635
>people give me free stuff waahhh
>guys actually talk to me waaahh
>beta orbiters waahhh
Go choke on a cactus
>>24354684
I go outside and engage in physical activity.
You wouldn't understand
>>24354713
Waddling around like a landwhale is hardly a hobby, dumb roastie
>tfw lesbian
>tfw no girl will ever like me
>>24354684
i like vintage photography, drawing, writing and working out.
boring hobbies but it's better than having none.
>>24354635
>tfw girls never send me pictures of their perfect legs anymore.
>>24354764
Proof all girls are sluts baka senpai
>>24354684
Hobbies
-Science
-Politics
-History
-Philosophy
-painting
-wandering through nature
-Swimming
-Economics
-Baking
-Architecture
-Writing
>>24354684
attention seeking is the only female hobby
>>24354815
My hobbies
-textbook
-other textbook
-college course
-mandatory college course
>Chad's cock tastes so good but he dun love me
>I get free things but THEY'RE NOT WHAT I WANT
>you neckbeards are just lazy, go out and spread your legs like me to fit in
>i can't find a nice guy to settle down with because I rode the cock carousel and I'm not wanted by orbiters anymore.
>>24354705
/thread11/18/15(Wed)08:49:12
mens problems
>having to get out of bed and create a world worth living in
womens problems
>the bed isnt comfy enough so i cant sleep in it all day
>>24354684
I'm interested in art mostly. I draw and do sculpture as well as practicetaxidermy
>>24354815
that is so generic. you need to be more specific.
I am not going to say that politics is my hobby I will rather claim that I am interested in middle east and I follow every piece of propaganda that I can find about it etc.
>>24354919
Did you go to art school?
>tfw you like flirting with one guy but want to fuck another
>wake up
>live life alone
>watch other girls live the life i want to live
>go to bed
>repeat
death needs to embrace me alraedy
I'll bite. Fembots what was the last thing you thought of before bed?
>>24354635
Well you've hardly come to the right place to discuss such a subject
Tits or gtfo
Also; Who cares?
>>24354635
Your thread it's fucking SHIT.
>>24354976
what is so hard about being woman?
>do some cosplay if you don't mind nerds
>dye hair black, wear black clothes + makeup if you are interested in metalheads
>dye hair into some fucked up color if you wanna punk bf
>be racist if you don't mind skinheads
>be classy at uni if you don't mind orbiters
>wear full leather outfits if you wanna some beta orbiters that will do whatever you want
>wear leggins if you wanna gym chad as bf
I mean it is so easy for female to attract man she wants...
>>24355067
>what is so hard about being woman?
the part where i'm ugly, kek. i look like fucking eggman.
>>24355088
Did you not see that Meggy OKC thread?
>>24355088
You've still had sex and friendships, more than a true robot has.
The hell out of here nigga.
Five posts in one hour on several threads.
>no replies
Queue anxiety
>>24355156
>friendships
wat? i haven't had a friend since 2nd grade... if you want sex just go get a prostitute like everyone else, its not that hard and they are fairly cheap. any person on this planet who hasn't had sex does so only out of their own will, for 100 bucks they could fuck some whore easily
>>24354792
>vintage photography
Jesus fuck everyone these days is into "photography". Taking good photos with film is easy.
>>24354919
>taxidermy
See now this is actually interesting. What kinds of animals do you use?
>>24355088
But eggy is adorable. Go get em.
>>24354815
how can your hobbiees be science, politics, history, etc? what is it that you DO that makes those your hobbies? do you do titrations for fun or volunteer for some politican or something?
>>24355196
hey, it's entertaining. it's popular for a reason, don't hate.
>>24355185
I have to pay for a whore and i have the risk to get STD, meanwhile a man found you atractive enough to have sex with you.
Stupid ass bitch.
>>24355088
maybe I am an exception but an ugly woman with good hair style, eyeliner, clothes can go up few points. also if your face is genetically ugly you can still go for nice legs/body/ass. every man prefers something else...
I personally have fucking fetish for short girls, high heels and leather (not leather pants they are gay even on woman) and I will go for woman that has something from listed above any time. (unless fattie)
>>24355196
rabbits and rats really, since I can buy them as feed animals for reptiles. there isn't a lot of roadkill here and what roadkill there is is too mangled to use
>>24354958
I'm in undergrad now, though I'm just studying art at my state school
>>24355219
at least you can pay and get a 10/10 whore. i have to fuck ugly hobos if i want to get sex, kek.
>>24354962
hahahahahah he is a anime baby hahahah
>>24354635
>waaahhhh I get assistance from strangers, attention and free stuff wahhhhhhh
>>24355288
Why don't you date a robot then.
Lots of betas here would date your ugly ass.
>>24355312
>date a robot
what part of u g l y don't you understand? robots all want a 10/10 blonde supermodel virgin kek
>>24355262
>tfw no qt taxidermy gf to go roadkill hunting with
Why even live?
>>24354684
dungeons and dragons
>tfw you've fucked everyone in your party except the frigid paladin
>>24355329
>robots all want a 10/10 blonde supermodel virgin kek
This is true, even though they refuse to admit it.
>>24355312
>Implying women would ever settle.
>>24355288
Male prostitutes exist too.
>>24355364
they cater to gay men and are far more expensive than the female prostitutes.
>>24355372
Nope, there are straight ones
Go check adultwork.com
>>24355372
You can still pay for attractive men to have sex for you, that's the point.
>>24354635
You just don't understand what it's like to be a lonely male I guess. It's like every cell in my body is screaming to be with a woman but there's nobody who likes me.
Goddam I hate you fucking horrible bitches. None of you are nice at all. Its like you got shat on your whole life so your only recourse is to shit on weirdos here on /r9k/. You're literally the worst of the worst.
>>24355372
lol no they're not, male prostitutes are like 30 quid an hour for a hot one
>>24355372
So it's the same, you pay, attractive men fuck you, done.
Sorry it doesn't fit with your vitctim complex.
>>24355341
plastic looking blondes are so 90s
>women having to pay for male prostitutes
fucking roastie entitlement at it's best, fuck these fake threads.
>>24355429
>tfw bimbo fetish
such a GOAT fetish, getting a semi just thinking about some dumb blonde bimbo in 7 inch heels, giant pink lips and huge knockers
>>24355429
so they want some fucking skinny brunette with a flat chest who looks like their little sister, big difference.
the point is, men are incapable of loving anyone but themselves
>>24354976
Embrace a cement block and jump in a lake
>>24355200
Well politics par example, I follow the debates, I am member of a political party, I visit the parlement et cetera
>>24355473
>the point is, men are incapable of loving anyone but themselves
That was never the point.
>>24355481
Left or right?
>inb4 centralist "wtf is a politics" meme
>>24355497
That is the only point I ever try to make..
>attention feeding a tripfag
Some people never learn...
>>24355473
>skinny brunette with a flat chest who looks like their little sister
Make her tanned with short hair and we have a deal.
>>24355473
>men are incapable of loving anyone but themselves
They can only feel lust and pride/joy because a woman loves them. They can never love her back.
>>24355525
Gross, shit skin? Really?
Are you black or something?
>>24355513
Oy lad , let them live their fantasies.
Has anyone here seen what mystery looks like?
>>24354635
>tfw can't relate to any of these because I haven't left my house in years
>>24355556
Yeah, she's fat and ugly. Looks kinda manly, like a reverse trap in the middle of transitioning but also fat.
>tfw will never meet a black femanon who just wants to discuss race
why live tbqh senpai
>>24355543
Not shit skin, just a slighty tan.
>>24355585
Post an example avatarfag.
>>24354635
TOASTY ROASTY NO NO POSTIE
GIVE ME ATTENTION THEY CRY BUT I DEFY
ROASTIE ROASTIE O SO TOASTY
WHEN WILL YOU NO POSTIE?
>>24355575
post mystery pic now
>>24355512
And why is that? no one here was talking about it.
>>24355473
men can love beer, sport, cars I think they can love women as well.
>>24355533
This. I wish I was a lesbian. I try so hard but ;_; men
>>24355596
I saw it but I didn't save it because it was so disgusting. Don't have any way to get it anon, sorry.
>>24355612
>Lesbian
You know dykes are no different.
>>24355575
Got pics, f4mm? I bet she isn't even that bad
>>24355020
French toast for breakfast
>2015
>people still think misery is a girl
>>24354635
>fembots who want a bf
>robots who want a gf
Problem solved you beta Orbiter addicted roastie
>>24355664
I am a girl, fuck off
>>24355712
>2015
>being this defensive about your gender
>>24355712
and why should we believe you?
>>24355712
No youre not you delusional cunt
>>24355578
>tfw black femnormie and just spent the past five hours telling normies on yikyak that diversity causes problems while listening to red ice radio
>tfw could have started my project report or gone through dynamical systems problems instead
i hate myself but it felt good to cause so much asshurt
>>24354684
>Travel
>Learning languages
>Tae Kwon Do, Martial Arts in General
>Fitness, such as running, swimming and weight lifting (although I don't do it competitively)
And yes, I still try to read a book a week.
>>24355734
That's pretty based senpai, what else do you get up to that isn't like other girls?r-ree
Smelly dumb fembot scum, you forgot the right mustard_seed picture.
fucking land whale
>>24355473
>the point is, men are incapable of loving anyone but themselves
you mean women, right? That's what this entire board is about.
>>>/lolcow/
Reminder that all you femanons are lovely and sweet.
>do like chai lattes
>talk like the most disgusting motherfucker, everyone knows I'm an overcompensating autist though and we all have a good chuckle at my expense
>make sure to repay those who help me in kind
I don't know why you have to be such a nigger about it.
{:3c
>>24355612
Lesbian love seems like the only pure love. Cooking together, cuddling, shopping.. Not leaving your partner for another girl who's 10 years younger..
>>24354684
But I find the concept of you finding me interesting completely repugnant.
{:3c
>>24355959
This.
>date man
>give him EVERYTHING, your youth, your devotion, your loyalty
>he leaves you for a 17 year old 10 years younger than him the second you get your first gray hair
literally want to murder myself
>>24356020
>>>>implying this isn't the most common feel of men
>implying I'm special in feeling this
>wuah tfw
>>24356020
I hope you got his house in the settlement, mystery
>>24354635
I WANT A WANT A QT GF I DESERVE A QT GF YOU ROASTIES GET HANDED LOVE ON A SILVER PLATTER YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND I JUST WANT A QT GF MY TIME IS NOW!!!!
>>24355745
p-post body
>>24356069
>post ending in sixty-nine
too lewd
{:3c
>>24356020
at least you still have jesus
>>24356020
that is price you have to pay for being with chad.
- Chad. Chad never changes.
>>24356020
I'm sorry. There's only misery waiting for us unless you somehow manage to get manipulated by a man who pretends to love you.
>>24355745
You sound like a white washed yuppie.
>"I love traveling, I want to visit Japan next."
>"I practice Martial Arts, have you heard of Tae Kwon Do?"
>"I've been running, swimming AND weight lifting before."
>"I'm learning languages, but I'm not fluent in any except English."
>>24356050
I didn't get shit, m8. I wish I did but there was nothing to take him for. If anything he threatened to take everything I had away, but he didn't becauseI caught his cp stash
>>24356106
yep
>>24356125
>chad
he was a robot, probably one of the biggest robots of all mankind. we lost our virginity together. all of the men posting itt are probably 50 times more attractive/sociable than he was. i fucking made him.
>>24356156
>I caught his cp stash
Were you married or something?
>>24356135
Nah. I'm going male-free. Once I get past my mental problems I'm gonna focus on finding a girl to spend the rest of my life with. I may not be a lesbian but I've loved (platonically) women in the past. Just gotta get past dat dere libido
>>24356020
mystery, how are you getting gray hair in your 20s?
>>24356224
i know a girl who's had a massive grey streak in her hair since she was 19, some people are just unlucky
>>24356210
you are a living kek
>one man did this, I give up to a more difficult option!
>>24356178
>i fucking made him
well this is it. but it happens to men as well. you get virgin gf, you are with her for 3 years, you shape guide her, shape her before she is ready and then after half an year she is fucking someone else.
>>24356224
I had one. It's gone now, idk, it might have been just a natural blonde hair because of the sun. It was more like a euphemism. i.e. he left me the second i finished puberty for someone who had barely started it
>>24356262
One man is all men.
>>24356294
It's like you took all of our worst memes, and reversed the gender.
>>24354635
>guys try to help me
80 percent of the time they just used that as an excuse to talk to you
>>24356294
I'm sure it is, you deluded fucking roastie.
>>24356262
she thinks lesbians might want her because she looks like a fat ugly bull dyke now even though most lesbians are going to have higher standards.
she literally looks like a man or reverse trap, i think she's forgetting most lesbians are attracted to women and feminine features.
>>24356210
Good luck, hope that works out for you. How old are you?
>>24356312
>most lesbians are attracted to women and feminine features.
So wrong. So, so, so wrong..
>>24356378
says the straight white male
>>24356312
real lesbians are mostly man like feminist traps looking for femine looking women. they usually end up with good loking bi women that lost faith in men.
I fucked up adn have sex with my only friend and now everything is so fucking weird. Fuck
>>24354635
>tfw most of your hobbies and interests and are "masculine" in nature
>love video games
>romcom movies are dogshit compared to action adventure "macho" movies
>debating
>philosophy and existentialism
>shopping and fashion is fucking boring
>the social media scene is retarded
>enjoy many aspects of history like Roman times, WWI and WWII, ancient Egypt, etc
>hate modern feminism shit and see it as an excuse to be a gold-digging asshole
>love animation, but usually prefer or preferred the boy-oriented cartoons and movies to the girl stuff like Disney Princess or Steven Universe kind of shit
Seriously my only feminine interests are animals and taking care of cute fuzzy animals, along with some occasional fujo trash and dressing effeminately.
Is it possible that I'm just a fucking dyke and I don't know it yet? Though men are really, really attractive...
>>24355959
Maybe it's just me but gay love in general seems more pure because those biological and societal opposite sex barriers aren't there to mess up the relationship. Lesbos seem to stick with each other no matter what while fags seem easy-going enough with their partners so they don't really care if they have sex with whomever from time to time.
But on the other hand, gays are still largely fucked up and depressed due hetero societal standards so there's that.
>>24356499
You sound like such a fucking tryhard
>>24356499
If you don't like Rick Owens, shoujo and kdrama, you can just get the FUCK OUT OF MY FACE ROASTIE WHORE
>>24356714
Yeah, I agree with this anon, you do sound tryhard.
>>24356737
she's not like other girls!!!
>>24356499
I think we would maybe get along but then again I don't know because you seem like a tryhard like they said: >>24356714 >>24356737
>>24356793
You wouldn't get along with her, she's the type of person to try to constantly outdo other females with how "unique" and "totally not girly" she is
I surprised she didn't add "most of my friends are guys, girls are stupid and just don't get me teehee"
>>24356499
Ur a faget
{:3c
>>24356078
>i have these hobbie someone might find interesting
>post body
and you faggots say you want someone with interesting hobbies, but go asking for body shots baka senpai
>>24356714
>>24356737
I guess it's how I typed my post. It sounds too aggressive.
>>24357289
Yeah, your issue here is that you are belittling people who like hobbies that you don't like by claiming they are "boring" or "shit".
It's great you have your own taste but why do you need to go after kdrama lovers such as myself?
>>24355648
Homemade with a shit ton of cinnamon?
>>24355020
holding somebody in my arms
>>24355020
Fallout 4 lore, I was reading about it before falling asleep.
post full version of that pic pls
>>24354815
Those are no Hobbys but interests.
>>24357827
Tfw think about this every night but still always have spoopy abstract dreams
>>24354684
>writing games for game jams (in unity because i'm lazy)
>playing piano
>cooking (i used to do cake decorating professionally but i kind of hate cakes and baking now)
>bird watching/drawing birds/trapping feral cats in my neighborhood
That's pretty much it, I guess I don't have many hobbies. The whole developing games things requires me to make artwork, sounds, music, etc. quickly if you want to count that as practicing hobbies. I try to make one shitty game per month.
>>24358014
What do you do with the cats once you trap them?
>>24358054
There's a lot of farms outside of town and will usually try visiting farmers to see if they want a feral cat to catch mice. Otherwise, humane society, that's the last option because they charge some money to take them.
I'm too pussy to kill them.
>>24358093
Wait, 'Murican shelters charge money to take in animals? Christ.
>pussy
Good pun
Srsly though that's a great hobby, saves local wildlife and stops your neighbourhood getting overrun with cats
>>24356499
be mai waifu pls
>>24358158
They usually only charge for feral cats because they're like a pest at this point. Kind of like how you need to pay money to hire someone to take raccoon. No one wants a sick feral cat besides farmers with mouse problems who don't really care about getting a pet.
Thanks man, I'm a big fan of birds and also the insect population explodes whenever there is a lot of feral cats around. Obviously I don't want to deal with bug swarms if I don't have to. If you see a feral cat and want to catch it, you usually don't need to pay for a box trap, the humane society will often lend them to you for free.
>expecting to graduate university friendless
>expecting to miss out on the parties, the drinking, the "time of your life" experience, etc
>completely and totally okay with this because I prefer to drink alone anyway
>be in final year of a four-year course and out of nowhere a tall pale ken wilber-looking guy compliments a band shirt I was wearing that no-one had recognised before even though I wear it pretty much all the time
>so unused to people talking to me that it took me a moment to even realise what he'd said, and by this point he'd already walked off
w-wat do?
>>24358271
Dont fuck up next time. I have these kinda things happen to me and i did what you did. Eventually though, you gotta say something back and get a convo going bb.
>>24358236
What state are you in? I'm in London, UK so I wasn't aware that anywhere had a problem with feral cats other than like Spain and Portugal. I know that domestic cats in the UK definitely have an effect on bird life, especially since here indoor cats are unheard of.
I'm such an animal lover that if I lived in a place like that I'd end up adopting all the furry little shits and being a crazy cat lady. I've already got 8 fancy rats because the tourist attraction I used to work for got in some new rats and half the girls were pregnant so I took some of those babies in in addition to the 3 I had already had
>>24358271
[As someone who has pretty bad social anxiety] - Give less fucks, you're never going to see these people again after uni. Start talking to randomers at bars/social events, get better at small talk, realise that nobody is going to judge you for being a bit nervous or awkward during conversations. Next time you see the dude be chill, ask him if he wants to go for a drink or coffee or whatever
>>24358401
I'm in Florida. Most of my neighbors have outdoor cats so feral cats are attracted to this location. I'm not sure why people enjoy having outdoor cats here, possibly because it's warm and there isn't a big threat of coyotes or raptor birds like colder states. No small birds are in my neighborhood and we have a pretty bad bug problem still.
Non-native iguanas have moved in lately due to the abundance of insects. I wouldn't be surprised if they start fighting or killing cats considering how dangerous they are. Florida has very loose exotic pet laws and pet laws in general, plus the perfect climate to leave most pets outside at all times. Never had this problem in other states.
I spend most of my time lately watching large sea birds that hang around a canal near my house and can't be easily killed by cats.
>>24358556
I went to Florida for Christmas a few years back and remember it being overrun by massive storks, my little brother got chased about half a mile by a gang of them which was hilarious.
That's insane! I have heard about gambian pouched rats being a problem over there too, but had no idea iguanas were such an issue. Foxes are the main danger to cats in Britain as far as I'm aware
>>24357858
>post full version of that pic pls
here you go
>>24358947
What should i feel when i look at this? Sad? Sympathetic? Aroused? I dont know anymore
>>24358747
I've heard they are a problem on the keys of Florida. Iguanas are pretty much taking over South Florida because there is no predator for them and the environment is right, but I don't think they can move up north Florida because it gets pretty cold around the gulf/north Florida in winter.
Your brother was likely standing too close to its nest, they are very pissed off birds that will beat the shit out of you if you get anywhere near their eggs. I don't get anywhere near large birds most of the time because they can do serious damage, but I have been attacked by some grackles before. One of them got me to drop a taco I bought and was walking home with because she scared the shit out of me.
There was one time I was down by the canal and some little kid was fishing and he accidentally hooked a pelican. It took two adult men to hold it to cut the hook out. I've never actually touched a pelican before this and was amazed by how strong they are.
I have no idea about UK wildlife except birds, plus the joke that there is no wildlife in the UK anymore. What do you see around there?
>>24355067
What is so hard in being a man?
>be a nerd if you want some cosplaying gamergurl
>be a metalhead if you are interested in pale skin+black hair gothic women
>dress punk if you want a blue haired tumblr gf
>shave your head if you don't mind a racist neo nazi gf
>be a orbiter if you want a classy woman
>be a obedient beta orbiter if you want a bossy gf dressed in leather
>go to gym if you want k jenner
I mean....
>this assblasted spammer
>>24359181
>muh smug animu face lel so funny ur so cool
the spammer is right, women cant be bots
https://youtu.be/J5dIyXsIksk
hit the road raoasties
>>24358977
We were at this alligator park place, you could buy hotdogs to chuck to the gators and I imagine the birds had realised that tourists = food so they followed him around hoping to snatch hotdogs off him. They were hella terrifying though!
GoPro did an advert recently following a guy trying to teach a pelican he rescued and raised to catch fish, there's a part where it lands on his shoulder and it looks heavy as fuuuck.
Mostly foxes, not much else in London other than scraggy pigeons. I'm pretty close to Greenwich park though which has loads of deer, grey squirrels are common too. I'm originally from a village down on the South Coast, we used to catch stickleback fish in ponds and slow-worms were pretty common as well as rabbits. Got the odd hedgehog roaming around in our garden if we put food out for them, never seen a badger irl though.
Bird wise starlings and sparrows are super common, as well as finches. Pelicans are apparently in St James' Park (I've heard stories of them eating pigeons) and there's also loads of parakeets which apparently come from an old movie studio that used exotic birds in films and then let them go wild after filming finished
>>24354815
retardation, the post
>>24359300
Probably Gatorland, I heard it burned down a little while ago, glad to see they were able to rebuild it fine. I went there once when I was 10, they have a pretty cool avary but the birds were really packed together so probably wasn't too fun for them. Also, my mom was pissed off that we had to hang out under shitting birds and made me leave pretty fast.
I feel like I would be pretty enchanted or charmed if wildlife here contained mostly foxes, finches and hedgehogs, especially cute hedgehogs. I do see some foxes here though. Sounds like a Disney movie or something.
I would like to see a badger too. I would say the rarest native animal I've seen is a porcupine and it was cute as fuck, and much bigger than I expected. There are a lot of manatees around here and they are also pretty cute too, plus they love it if you squirt them with fresh water with a hose.
>>24359550
That's the one! Shame to hear it burned down, I hope the gators were okay. Yeah I've stopped going to zoos/aquariums now I'm an adult, feels shitty to support animals in captivity especially at places like Sealife Centres where the penguins don't even have access to sunlight.
Where I grew up we had a massive cornfield and some woods behind our house so would get foxes roaming around loads; they're not so cute when they kill your pet rabbit :( You do feel like a disney princess though if you're out having a picnic and a fawn just springs up outta nowhere.
We had a fox that used to come into our house and chill on the sofa whilst we watched tv which was so cool until I tried to pet her and she bit me and then I had to go get a tetanus shot.
Porcupines are super cool! They're like spiky capybaras haha. I'm so jealous of you living near manatees, they're one of my favourite animals. So derpy and squishy.
>>24359300
>>24359550
>>24359714
Christ, if you've ever needed proof that women are boring as fuck this is it.
>>24359758
Not my fault you don't like cute animals man.
>>24359758
>women are so boring because they like animals bawwww
>>24359758
>not liking animals
>>24359775
>>24359817
>>24359835
>fucking whiteknights
you are the cancer killing r9k
all these women HATE you and despise you for being beta orbiters
>>24354815
>taking philosophy and history classes in community college
>"teehee i love philosophy and history i'm such a nerd xDDD"
>>24359758
>look at me. I'm a manly man. I'm too tough for animals
kill yourself
>>24359854
i'm a woman you fucking sperglord
>>24359875
cool. fuck off then.
>>24359869
>i only like SHARKS and SCORPIONS and MANLY ANIMALS
>>24359854
But I'm not defending women, I'm defending animals. Animals are cute.
>>24359714
I try not to get too sad about captive animals, it is very unfortunate, but a lot of it is about animal/wildlife education anyway so that's cool. Sometimes it is very painful to see a captive animal in a badly made cages, especially when they start doing weird repetitive behavior because they are bored. A lot of zoos take animals that are just incapable of living in the wild due to injury, being a circus animal or whatever and rehabilitate them. They don't really pull animals out of the wild anymore and just trade already captive animals.
If you ever come back to Florida and you want to see a manatee, look for manmade canals. They like still salt water a lot because it has high algae and seaweed growth, also large boats cannot fit in manmade canals so it's pretty quiet/safe for manatees. They can be hard to spot unless they are near the surface because they generally stay completely still and have algae growing on them. In deep water, they just look like seaweed under the water most of the time at a glance.
>>24359998
Yeah, I've got no issue with rehabilitation and breeding species that would otherwise go extinct but the vast majority in the UK seem just be there to make money exploiting animals. At least wild animals in circuses has really dropped off in the last decade or so.
I'll keep that in mind; I've been thinking about travelling around the US for 6 months or so and definitely want to go back to Florida. San Fran, Texas and NY are also on my list of places to visit; anywhere else you'd recommend?
>>24354635
You don't have to buy chai lattes you slag
>>24360046
San Francisco is kind of dangerous and expensive, I don't recommend going there unless you want to walk into crackheads and scammers. If you do go there, stay away from Castro Street and those areas and save up a lot of money to stay in the rich part of town. Seriously the most dangerous city I've ever visited, I managed to get a gun (by a cop arresting some crackheads) pointed at me within staying there for less than three days.
I would visit Yellowstone or anywhere near the Rocky Mountains, such as Colorado. I lived in Boulder, CO for a while and it's quite beautiful, but the more rural areas are even more surprising. I also recommend Hawaii because the wildlife is pretty mindblowing and seeing a active volcano is pretty cool. No one likes tourist there though, and there's tons of pissed of filipinos there addicted to meth so you know, be careful. All expensive locations are kind of like that though. Most people living in Hawaii are pretty friendly though, I only lived around Kona/the big island.
Texas and New York are cool, you'll have fun. I love people in very Southern states like Texas because they are all extremely polite and conservative. NYC is just cool because it's a big city and there's a lot to see and do. It's also less dangerous than San Francisco honestly.
I also recommend Chicago, it's a lot cheaper than most major cities. They have great food and Shedds Aquarium is really cool (plus you're guaranteed to see a manatee there). They also have a lot of great artwork and one of the best art museums in the US. There's a lot of sensationalized articles about crime there but there really isn't much crime at all in the city itself. They also have a great train system that will take you around the whole city cheaply, and even outside of the city.
>>24360207
I wasn't aware that SF was dangerous, thanks for the heads up. I mostly wanna go there because I'm into the kink scene and I've heard that that's where all the best clubs and meetups are. I've never even held a gun, I'd probably cack my pants if someone pointed one at me.
Colorado is a good shout too, I probably wouldn't be able to afford Hawaii much as I'd love to go there.
Yeah, I've got a Texan friend who's told me so much about the food there I feel like I'd be missing out on loads if I didn't go.
Oh I do have a friend in Illinois so that's a good idea. Is it better to get public transport or just fly from city to city if I'm travelling round the country? I can't drive so annoyingly that's out of the question.
>tfw no socially awkward boy or girl with similar interests to have a pure friendship with
>and even if there was he would just use it to get into my pants
>tfw men are shit and women are worse
>>24360324
Flying between cities is going to be cheaper, but traveling via train in Chicago specifically is cheap as fuck. Most cities don't have public transportation unless they are huge or extremely liberal (such as Portland, Seattle, Denver, Austin, etc.)
You should check out deserts if you can, they are pretty cool and it would be extremely cheap to travel in those places considering no tourist ever visit deserts in the US. If you have a friend in Texas who can drive, ask them to take you around New Mexico and Texas. Go see White Sands in New Mexico, it's a place usually only visited by locals and it's one of those places that you can really only see in the US.
You're not missing anything by avoiding San Francisco, it's just a big city suffering from high rent/poor people. There isn't anything all that interesting in it either that stands out besides the location itself and the fact that it is stigmatized as a growing liberal city.
>>24360461
Thanks for all the advice :) I'm off to bed now, but it was nice chatting to you. Have a good evening!
>>24360324
Come to Philadelphia
There aren't too many blacks as long as you stay within center city
>>24358014
>>24354919
draw me a cactus please. taxidemybirdwatching anons
>>24360502
>>24360324
Yeah true, I have a friend living there and he loves it a lot. I've heard it's a pretty great city.
>>24357846
Big fan, much better than fallout 3 lore I have to saydumb slag
>>24360669
I don't really care about which is better, I was just reading about it because I was interested about some things happening in-game while playing.
>>24355020
php frameworks
>>24360737
I didn't realize people tried out php as a hobby, I assumed this was usually slave work done by force.
>>24356154
>you sound like a white washed yuppie
That's because I am a yuppie you literal faggot.
Google defines yuppie as
>a well-paid young middle-class professional who works in a city job and has a luxurious lifestyle
That's me. I work in sales, live in a large city and make enough money to piss some of it away on my interests.
I'm sorry m8 but not everyone can spend their youth in their parents basement surrounded by an aura of cheese dust and despair.
>>24360760
I enjoy coding. Web development is in demand, so I choose php.
>tfw the only guy who has ever called me cute is my big brother
>>24355556
I know her and have a few dozen pics of her. She's actually really pretty and has big juicy tits. Too bad she has dysmorphia and craves validation with all the "I'm ugly hurr" bullshit. If you're reading this, K, haaaay.
pic unrelated, but fun.
>>24356499
>>philosophy and existentialism
>>24360862
>tfw want to do numerical/scientific computing
>tfw it seems like 99% of people with cs degrees just become software engineers/analysts/etc
>tfw wondering how long it will be before your give up and follow that route as well
>>24360873
>tfw no guy has ever called you cute as far as you can tell
why did you me think about this
>>24356499
Ladies and gentlemen, the "Femdora"
>>24361011
my belief is that you can always do what you really want on the side of whatever actually pays, and maybe one day you can do it full time if you're lucky.
>>24354684
I have none. Congrats
>tfw hhkv, want to wait until marriage, really romantic, want to give your husband baths, etc
>tfw don't wear feminine clothes at all, have short-ish hair, have resting I-wish-I-was-dead face, don't laugh/smile much and not very socially open
>tfw therapist said I come off as self-sufficient even though I'm a beta bitch
>tfw wonder if the guys looking for "good girls" dismiss you because of this
>>24354635
They help you with mundane shit because theyre interested in you.
I swear to god fembot should be an autoban at this point.
>>24360873
ho boy, have i got a story for ya.
>grow up lonely and isolated with single mom
>only company is the occasional friend and my 10 years older brother
>bro basically becomes second father to me
>takes me out for coffee, watch movies together, hang out and just shoot the shit together
>he's tall as hell, blonde, has a crazy sense of humor and has been lifting weights since he could walk
>notice i've accumulated 800 gigabites of incest doujins and hentai
>mfw
i'm fucked beyond repair, aren't I?
>>24361238
>tfw want to hold your hand after reading this post
![[Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.Sharp.33.[01028741].avi_snapshot_12.38_[2015.10.11_18.46.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xwTd7tU.jpg "[Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.Sharp.33.[01028741].avi snapshot 12.38 [2015.10.11 18.46.07]")
Tell me about that anime you watched this week
>>24354713
>I go outside and engage in physical activity.
Public sex is not a hobby, you dumb slut,
>>24361313
Wew lass, are you my sister? She's been acting weirder with me lately. Is she trying incest me up?
>>24361313
>I'm fucked beyond repair, aren't I?
Aren't we all? That's why we are here
>>24356499
>But on the other hand, gays are still largely fucked up and depressed due hetero societal standards so there's that.
No, they're fucked up because they're genetic defectives.
>>24356275
>barely started puberty
>17
I know you are bitter, but that doesn't mean you can make shit up about human development.
>>24354635
>tfw I work at a comic shop
>tfw I get asked out at least one a week
>tfw I had to kick someone out of the store because he asked me out twice
>>24354684
I play golf, I make designs for a local robotics team, cooking
>>24362512
Kek, the only girls i see in my comic store wont leave me alone. I just want to play yugioh, i dont wanna talk about how special they are for liking pokemon still at 25
>>24362544
I don't talk about myself there, just recent sets and new comic releases. Also, a bunch of girls that work at comic stores just want to the the "I'm le nerd lol" stereotype. I couldn't care less desu senpai
>>24361238
I have the wish I was dead face, and I know that feel
>>24355200
this is board for robots...
>>24362624
Good, that shit's annoying. Do dudes really come up to you in a comic store though? Its always the opposite at mine. And what comics arent sjw as fuck nowadays, i havent read a good one in forever
>>24362808
Yeah, I'm not the best looking but I'm usually put into the 7 to 8/10 "rank" when guys hit on me. And what comics are you into? The Rick and Morty comic is actually really good, and is risky with what they say
>>24354635
I'm a femanon, not a fembot.
>tfw burdened with good looks and intelligence which causes people to cat call me so I decide to wear no makeup most of the time
>tfw most females are fucking retarded airheads that only care about eyebrows and trenda nowadays
>>24362868
I like grittier art styles, but i've been out of comics now for awhile and want to get into some new hip stuff
>>24362871
Oh god eyebrows. If i see anymore penciled on eyebrows i'm gonna jump off a cliff. I've seen women all over the place who would just be better off with their natural brows. But no, they got this awful shit drawn in.
>>24362871
>wah wah i don't care about makeup
>i'm not like other girls
>most girls are retarded
Most women I meet are very friendly and nice, who cares about what hobbies they enjoy?
I don't wear makeup much either nor am I good at it but I'm not going to pretend I'm better than other women because of that.
>>24362970
I enjoy Grayson, which is the comic book of Dick Grayson (1st Robin) and it has action, and good plot.
>>24363016
I'm not pretending I'm better. What I mean to say is that most females are superficial in many aspects, not just eyebrows.
>>24363022
Alright, cool. Gonna see if my local place has that. There's a good selection there, if i can hide from all the attention seeking people i'll be golden.
>>24363042
Yeah, and? Some people enjoy being attractive or putting time into how they look or what impression they give. Who cares? You sound like a giant cunt and I can see why you don't get along with other women.
Obviously, your goal here is to pretend you are some kind of higher up special snowflake when really you are just as shallow and judgmental as the people you assume around are you are.
>>24363057
If you want to have them go away, just ask them where the comic is or if they have it. Then Say thank you and then they should go back to the counter, and you are across the room.
>>24356499
Philosophy and existentialism aren't hobbies, pleb
>>24363057
any other questions? I have nothing else to do
>>24363141
Of only it was that simple. There are always a small group playing magic in the back and they all know me for being card games guy. So they gotta get up and say hi, and ask me stuff and hassle my ass. I like the attention honestly up to a point. But sometimes i just wanna get my shit and gtfo
>>24363190
Uh, not too much. What's it like working at a comic store? Thought about applying for a job at mine, seems pretty chill
>>24354684
Programming and sculpting (as in clay or putty)
>>24363212
Well you have to know something, and have a skill or a strong point and mine is the Pokemon Card game. But you have to know comics, lingo and all that shit. But, if you enjoy something, and someone else does as well, all they want to do is fucking talk about. like holy shit.
>>24363193
Just say you have something in the car that you have to get home and say you just came in quick to get a comic, not to play. And if you are there to play, just don't be super responsove
>>24354713
Cocksucking whore
>>24359865
THIS. JUST. LOL.
>>24354684
nice posts to be honest cousin all these roasties that replied to you took the bait
>>24363267
i am the anon you're replying to on both accounts, just clarifying so i dont confuse you. I dont mind talking to the people there, it's just when i feel they're fishing for attention and compliments that i get bummed about convos. And the car excuse is pretty good, may try it. These guys will totally follow me to the car though. It's definitely not a typical robot feel. How's that pokemon card game going? Its really the only one that i dont play much, habent touched it since like, pre 2010.
>>24359097
Top kek.
Implying betas ever get the girl.
You're forgetting that a girl just has to stand there and be pretty a guy has to undergo an equal amount of grooming but also has to invest time, effort and money into a relationship just to get his foot on the door.
>>24363385
The last two sets have been pretty bad, but the mega Gardevoir deck is good, and so is the Colorless mega rayquaza deck
>>24363303
>took intro to philosophy
>"i love existentialism"
>"do you read nie-chEE? god is dead, amirite?"
>so unaware that they can't just say "continental philosophy"
>implying they can even interpret philosophy without majoring in it
>wanting to even consider majoring in philosophy to begin with
>>24363466
Has crobat or blissey got any love in awhile? I never played super heavily, but my boner for those 2 was legendary. Would totally get back into the game if i could win with a deck with either of those 2.
>>24355709
>majoring in philosophy
that's just stupid though
>>24363511
Crobat has, it has a great card from Phantom Forces. When you play the card, do 30 to any pokemon you choose and his attack is 1 energy and does 30 damage to any pokemon. And if you have dimension valley, any attack from a psy. pokemon costs 1 less energy, giving free attacks
>>24363511
http://www.pokemon.com/us/play-pokemon/nationals/2015/decks/crobat/#deck-crobat-wobbuffet-decks-to-watch-for-2015-nationals
this deck is out of rotation, but has easy fixes. And if you want to get back into the game, play the online game, it's got a good tutorial and is free. And if you do play irl, in the packs, you get a code for an online booster pack.
>>24363591
Hnng fuck. Crobat is the closest thing to a waifu i have. Guess its time to get back into pokeman: expensive card game edition. Goodbye savings.
>>24363640
Pretty slick deck. I like to play card games irl mostly, so imma be spending some dosh on a variant of this. Thanks anon, this will be muh template
>>24363646
the crobat deck is pretty cheap actually. only 2 EXs, and those are only ~$7. if you want to check prices, use http://www.trollandtoad.com/ . It's what I use to price check cards that people trade in for store credit.
>>24363697
Yeah, i've used troll and toad for my yugimans for awhile now. Gonna have to redrop yugioh to pick up pokes again. The competition for pokemon is scarce here though, gonna have to drum up a community for it
>>24363696
If you want I can help you replace the out of rotation cards with cards that would be useful.
N - Put in 2 Judge, and 2 Ace Trainer
Colress - Not really any other card like it, I'd go with 2 levelball
Float Stone - There was a reprint one in the new set, so use that
Verbank City Gym - Another Dimension Valley
Computer Search - Shit, there's not many cards like this. I'd put in another gengar EX
>>24363737
And there's also a reprint zubat, so just replace the old one with the new one.
>>24363823
Alright, gonna write this down and shop around for it next week, when i got some spending money. Thanks anon! Gotta head out now though, but i'm totally gonna build this deck with my pokefu, crobat soon.
>>24363918
good luck. If you ever want to ask a question use [email protected]
>>24354758
>>24362171
>>24363277
Get buttblasted kek.
>>24363097
Ah so you're one of them too. Good luck with lower brain function, I'm sure you don't notice it though.
>>24354838
Same. What do you study anon?
Do you want to be skype buddies
>>24360574
sorry i didn't see this I'm taxidermy anon
I'm from arizona so it felt necessaryno tablet no bully pls
>be 14
>be social retard
>no friends
>powerlevel-hiding weeaboo trash
>my life is loneliness
>boy starts talking to me out of nowhere
>scared it's going to end in a Carrie kind of situation
>fear is not strong enough to save me
>don't want to be alone anymore
>become friends with boy
>boy is sort of loser too but he has friends
>boy is actually pretty cool guy
>eh likes anime and doesn't afraid of anything
>been friends for a few months
>mom doesn't let me go to anyone's house
>so we hang out after school around the building
>one day he says "Let's go sit in the gym storage room, it smells like ass, but no one will bother us in there.
>okay
>get in there
>shit gets real real fast
>he pulls out one of those sliding blade knives
>he says, "Suck my dick or I'll slit your throat."
>freeze
>panic
>try to go past him
>he shoves me down
>shuffles us against the wall so I'm pinned between the wall and his dick
>he's rubbing his dick on my face
>he says "Suck my fucking dick or I'll fucking kill you"
>panicking hard
>floundering
>he grabs a fistful of my hair and saws it off
>"I will fucking do it I swear to god just fucking suck it and we can leave"
>this is it
>open my mouth
>he shoves his dick in
>I bite down as hard as I can
>blood fills my mouth
>he's screaming and punching me in the head
>don't let go
>he stabs me in the face
>I let go
>he backs up and falls over
>screaming and bleeding everywhere
>his dick is dangling by a thread
>bolt out of there as fast as I can screaming
>grab first teacher who comes to see what the fuck is happening and scream what was happening
>he goes to the ER to have his dick reattached
>gets three months in youth detention center
>I start getting actively bullied because of the giant ugly scar on my face
>the knife went all the way through my cheek/lip
>also getting bullied because I bit a guy's dick off
>drop out
>no friends
>can't even go outside because I live in the same town
I'm gonna die alone in my mom's basement.
>>24364559
lovely colors. thanks taxidermyanon
>>24364861
post picture of the scar?
>>24354684
The funny part is that the very few women here that have hobbies are the only ones replying
The majority don't have hobbies
Also fembots aren't real
>>24364861
....dang it boner go away, this isnt hot. Anyways, is there any chance of you moving out and going to uni, or getting a job out of town? Also, if i post throwaway email will you give me pic of scar?
>>24364916
six years of scar eraser cream every day.
It looks a lot better.
But people still know it me so it doesn't matter
>>24364963
really cringey post
i can just imagine your other tabs are full of bernie sanders posts and you whiteknighting with witty comments on reddit
>>24365021
How large is it? It doesnt seem so bad in the pic, but i cant tell how big it really is
>>24365050
Thanks family, i'm really working on being the best cringemaster on r9k. I'd say i'm getting there. :^)
>>24365070
It goes from 2cm away from the dip in my upper lip to half way across my cheek.
Left side.
>>24365021
Doesn't look that bad.
Do you live in a small town?
>>24365128
Well, it looks manageable then, i wouldnt worry about it. I saw a former stacy get in a bad car wreck and her face went from 10/10 to fuck my shit up, and people still loved her dumb ass. I'm sure you'll be fine
>>24364861
get some decent makeup and you can hide it fairly easily, I've heard good things about dermablend
>>24365021
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>>24365159
>>24365172
>>24365197
Thanks, but it's pretty forgiving lighting. Notice how my skin is sort of a blue color.
Yeah, it's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, that's why we didn't have metal detectors and kids were allowed to just roam the fucking school unattended.
Makeup certainly helps but the texture is still quite obvious.
and you know
the whole trusting people or wanting any interaction with them has kind of dissipated.
>>24365021
Scars are cool af
Like big boss
>>24365259
Well, you must want some semblance of interaction with people if you're here, but thats ok, i know what you mean. Still though, keep trying to apply for jobs or uni if you havent been already, preferably away from your town. Getting out of your small town is key to making it
>>24354684
Truth t b h.
They STILL seem empty, y'know? It's weird.
Maybe it's because I see women as handicapped people with a commodity that most guys want but who knows
>>24365336
th-thanks
>>24365346
>Getting out of your small town is key to making it
Someday.
>>24365259
even if the texture is obvious you can definitely tone down the colour, get something like pic related (just search concealer pallette) with a load of cool/warm tones, check out hiding scars/acne tutorials on youtube and you'll be surprised at how much less noticeable it is, especially after some practice
also move the fuck away from wherever you live right now, ASAP. get away from those toxic people, reinvent yourself somewhere else, if anyone asks about the scar you got it stopping an arsonist burning an orphanage down or fighting a bear
>>24365259
>tfw no gf with trust issues
Seriously though, I hope you'll have more luck in the future.
>tfw you touch your nipple and you get sad
>>24365021
you can see hairs in this picture. Are you sure this is your face?
>>24365525
>women don't have facial hair
>>24365525
You know that humans have hair on their face right? It looks like a pretty heavy closeup.
>>24365547
I'm a girl and I don't have hairs these huge on my face, and never seen a girl who does. Especially because anon mentioned it was on a cheek. I've only known women to grow peach fuzz there.
>>24365604
My sister grows hair like that all over the place. We're a very hairy people. Anyways, it's rare, but women can get hairs on their cheeks too
>>24365604
Then maybe the scar tissue made the hair thicker or she is generally hairy
>>24365592
Most women don't have single hairs like this on their face unless they have hormonal imbalance, so I was curious. They look like brow hairs.
>>24365462
y-yeah
I mean I really just have the same issue everyone here does. I'm just not confident enough.
I wanna leave and go do something, but I have to actually start.
I have to get a job to buy an apartment away from from this town, but that means I have to get a job, and I'm a high school dropout with no experience.
I know that eventually I'll /have/ to, or I'll starve to death when my parents die.
It's just the normal struggle everyone has.
>>24365525
>>24365604
>huge hairs on your face
>girls don't have hairs on their face
you know, when you have a big giant ass scar on your face, plucking your stache just doesn't seem necessary.
seems like the big scar will distract most people
also those hairs started growing around it about a year after it closed up, so I assume scarring has something to do with it.
>tfw get caught up and have anxiety over the littlest things
>>24365781
you're taking my words out of context. I said most girls don't grow hair like that on their cheeks. Not all. I was just curious anon.
Anyway, I'm glad he didn't stab you in the eye at least. Can you imagine how much worse that would be?
>>24365525
The picture looks like it was taken very close to her skin, she likely has very dark hard and just has darker body hair in general. They appear bigger because the camera is so close but you typically see a female face from 1~ foot away and can't see hairs this small while looking at someone.
>>24354635
>tfw guys always read too much into what you say and try to figure out whether it makes you more pure or more slutty
I overanalyze what everybody says and I always come to the conclusion that they probably hate me and they're hiding it.
Not just girls.
There's a reason why all my friends leave me.
>>24365781
i dropped outta college with fuck all qualifications, got an entry level retail job and worked my way up. you can do it anon, i believe in you :) you could save up and be outta there in 6 months
>>24360835
So literally wtf are you doing on this board and more importantly 4chan??
>>24360835
I'm a woman, I just thought you sounded like a typical 35 year old white women working in a city or something.
Reminds me of my grandma traveling and taking self defense classes. Nothing wrong with it, just saying it's very stereotypical behavior.
>>24355712
a hamplanet more like
>>24365399
RARE PEPE
original
>>24354684
I talk to 4 fembots almost every day, and not a single malebot, and I've very much tried. There is, in fact, a massive discrepancy between fembots and normal bots in terms of entertainment value. Robots only ever talk about >muh games and >muh anime. It's saddening.
At times, I wish I was a woman so I could participate in fembot only chats on Skype.
>>24367490
I'm a woman who enjoys games and anime, FUCK OFF DOJ. I don't care what you think you know about women, piece of judgemental shit.
>>24367298
baka desu senpai not even orig
>>24354635
>tfw no one makes all these weird assumption about me because i hardly speak to anyone.
>>24367550
I know that most fembots are definitely more fun to talk to than almost every malebot, as has been proven by experience, that's for sure.
The more important part is the one where every malebot thinks crying about not having a girlfriend every 5 minutes is "conversation". ISHHYGDDT, and if you do, you're just as bad as manchild malebots (which you actually remind me of, you may very well be shitposting right now).
>>24367605
Oh, i still make assumptions on you. I dream about how me and random girls will spend our lives together constantly. If any of them actually talked to me though i'd probably spaghetti right on outta there
>>24355555
nice quints m80
>>24359097
Yeah, I'm not like these other boys (kek) with all the woman-hate, but that reaction is just plainly not true for most men, and definitely not true for robots
>>24367639
>random qt white/asian girls
fix'd
>>24367617
No, I am a female who finds you annoying because you run around with a trip on pretending you are full of wisdom and attempt to "educate" people on females by making backwards and sexist remarks towards men.
I don't hate you or something but I make fun of you pretty often on the board if I see you.
>>24367685
I'm very much convinced you are a guy now. Sorry, can't bait me.
>>24367667
Kek no. All of them, it never stops. Black girls, indian girls. Actually, especially those types, because i imagine them opening up to me like in one of my annie mays, and then we live together happily on my couple of acres out in the country
>>24367719
>>24367719
wow, you sound like a huge fag
>>24367738
Yeah, i know amigo. Thats why i'm here. I dont fit in anywhere else
>>24367768
You sound like you'd fit in /a/ more than you'd fit in /r9k/.
>>24367779
I lurk there sometimes. But i started out here years ago.
>>24367768
join a dating site and find a loser darkie and go live your dreamqueer
>>24367817
I'm too anxious and retarded, friendo. Thats why these are all fantasies in my head. I'll bet i stay here for a few more years before i shoot myself or something
>>24367885
>casual threats of suicide
god, this board is terrible.
you and i both know youre neve going to so shut up and go find a gf you dweeeeeeeeb.
>>24355745
>tae kwon do
>a legitimate martial art
top jej m8
>>24367916
You're better off staying single than getting a partner over a dating site, trust me.
>>24367942
he just has to be picky about their personalities. thats it.
>>24367916
Well, when you passively aggressively say it that way, maybe i will get a qt but insecure black gf, to go on diets with, and to help each other through our problems, and maybe have qt mulatto babies with.
>>24367972
thats the spirit!
go get em bub!maybe dont bring up the diet part at first.
>>24367705
Believe whatever it is you want to believe Doj, I'm not going to post picture evidence for you on /r9k/ and get banned just to prove a point.
>>24368004
Well, that comes later. I wanna lose a few pounds, but i have no motivation. A gf would definitely be the motivation for me to drop these last few pounds. But you're right, thats an end game activity
>>24368041
I'm pretty sure it's moreso because you can't provide such evidence, but if me accepting your claims as truth helps you sleep at night, fair enough.
>>24354635
>>tfw people just assume you like chai lattes and always give you starbucks giftcards
>>tfw guys always read too much into what you say and try to figure out whether it makes you more pure or more slutty
>>tfw guys always try to help you with the most mundane shit just b/c you're a girl. (oh you're looking at the mall directory? let me help you with that...)
>tfw when a woman calls her self a robot, and her "robot problems" is people giving her free shit and helping her (including the opposite sex)............. which doesn't happen to actual robots (men)............... YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING ROBOT, a FemBot (Female Robot) is a MISNOMER.
>>24354635
heyo fello fembot. you just gotta b fucking
straight w whaddya like. if you dont like starbucks. then tell people what you actually do like instead. if guys want to help you, tell them that you already know, ''thank you anyways''.
dont go around whinin if you aint going to fix it.
>>24368094
Contain your autism, dear child.
>>24368091
What do you know about posting as a woman on /r9k/? You realize selfie or camwhoring = 3 day ban on this board as a female, right?
>"women don't games or anime"
>"all men always complain about girls"
You literally do absolutely nothing besides back peddle out of arguments by making assumptions by men and women then pretending you favor women more even though you still make sexist comments about them. Even if I had a penis, my point would still be valid. You are just as sexist as any robot on this board, or just as sexist as any tumblrina who blindly hates men because "the patriarchy". What about that isn't sexist?
Based on what you've said, I assume you are a man, but you don't seem to constantly complain about women. Doesn't that mean not all males complain about women and if there is a inconsistency, then the statement you are saying isn't true?
>>24368249
I never said "women don't game or anime". I said "I rarely run into women whose entire interests and hobbies consist of just those two things". I play games too, but they don't define my whole array of hobbies and interests, which is how it should be for the average human being. Otherwise, it's to be considered escapism rather than a hobby. This does not define a human being.
I'm not sexist at all. If you are in fact just like the manchildren malebots, you may as well consider yourself one, in which case you're pathetic. However, it's your mindset that makes you stand out to me as a man instead, not the consistency in lack of solid interests/hobbies.
Men who don't complain about women are, in fact, a diamond in the rough on this board. Key term; this board. There's other places not only on the internet, but in the whole world where men do have a healthy mindset regarding genders.
accepting fembot gf applications
>>24368378
How amazing that your opinion magically changes as soon as someone calls you sexist. Now you want to pretend you didn't just post or imply those things.
>>24367617
>>24367490
How interesting that because I am female, I need to take a demeaning picture of myself and post it on 4chan for a bunch of dudes/you to look at and recieve a ban. Even though if I said I was male, you wouldn't even question it.
>>24367705
You sound so wonderful and not sexist at all. I can see how you managed to hook only four female friends so far and no all female skype group wants you.
How interesting that you choose to specifically talk to females only and can't possibly waste your time on a robot because "no male on /r9k/ isn't a manchild".
I just came here to say Doj is the only tripfag I like.Also I can have his babies if he wants
>>24354635
>>tfw guys always read too much into what you say and try to figure out whether it makes you more pure or more slutty
what? no one cares about purity except /r9k/. as long as you aren't a turboslut it's fine.
>>24356854
>Im so quirky and weird teehee
>Has no original thoughts or hobbies
>entire personality is a meme
>>24368212
>Contain your autism, dear child.
STFU kek, you should be the last person to say anything while being a tripfag
>>24368948
this also turboslut made me laugh.
for real though
>>24368212
>unorigibal catty remark that amounts to nothing
Wanna know how I know a woman made this post?
>>24369061
He's not woman, I'm pretty sure at this point he just says this shit because he wants to have sex with women he meets on 4chan.
>>24368532
>my opinion changes
But it doesn't.
>I need to take a demeaning picture of myself and post it on 4chan for a bunch of dudes/you to look at
Quote where I said you had to do this. I already questioned the legitimacy of your statement the moment your male mindset surfaced. I don't actually care whether you're a woman or a man either way; you're a manchild nonetheless.
>You sound so wonderful
Thank you.
>you choose to specifically talk to females only
False. I've talked to plenty of malebots, more often than not they are exactly what I already described. I've only met 1 malebot that wasn't a manchild or a /soc/ reject.
What are you even getting at?
>>24368660
Taking care of a child is a big responsibility, though.
>>24368953
Your statement contradicts itself thanks to the existence of personal filters. If you really didn't care a thing about what trip users had to say, then you'd have just filtered me and not replied to me. You didn't do this, ergo you hold a level of interest towards my posts, no matter how minuscule that interest may be, it's enough to form the contradiction.
>>24369179
I'm celibate.
>>24369179
I just read the whole thread. This dude is like the ultimate fedora wearing white knight. Using phrases like "more so" (incorrectly) and "dear child" whilst white knighting as a trip on 4chan?
If i were this retarded I could convince myself that life is good.
>>24369332
>Taking care of a child is a big responsibility, though.
You literally cannot take a joke, even when some other girl throws one at you.
>male mindset
There is no "male mindset".
>I'm celibate.
I'm sure I'm the huge manchild here.
>>24369526
>You literally cannot take a joke
I was joking right back though, friend.
>There is no "male mindset"
There is in the sense of being a frogposting /r9k/ manchild.
>I'm sure I'm the huge manchild here
What's immature about disregarding desire for a partner, and instead focusing my life around enjoying myself in other ways? Society and culture exists for that exact purpose.
>>24369332
>If you really didn't care a thing about what trip users had to say
Never said said this
>tfw when someone is so stupid, they mistakenly create a strawman argument rather than on purpose
Pay attention idiot, and read carefully everything I said, it had nothing to do with me caring, just with you being a Tripfag that should STFU, and you've basically validated this.
>no matter how minuscule that interest may be, it's enough to form the contradiction.
>tfw when someone is so stupid, they don't even know what a contradiction is
I'm assuming you aren't being serious here because no one is this dense, you need to google "contradiction" and "strawman argument" pronto.
>>24369627
>someone grasping this hard at straws calls someone else's argument strawman
Heh. But really, go try baiting some other thread, friend.
>>24369692
>Heh. But really, go try baiting some other thread, friend.
It was a strawman, I never said I didn't care about your posts, you started your entire argument off by putting words in my mouth and then called me saying this (the shit I never said) a contradiction, again moron google is your friend, laters ;)
>>24369764
>shut up, whatever you say has no importance
That's what you said, though, so my original post remains a complete shutdown for your bad troll act.
Look it's that Doj faggot shitposting again!!
>>24355473
Are you daft.
Men love Women
Women love Children
Children love Puppies.
A mans love is never returned on the level it's given. It's our burden to bear.
>>24369616
People don't call themselves celibate if they are putting aside a partner for other events in their life, it just sounds silly to me, like you've taken a religious vow.
Reminds me of a "cut on the edge" kind of manchild that you keep referring to.
Don't worry, I don't have any frogs saved to my computer.
>>24369890
Even a quick glance at this board reveals that most men are obsessed with the idea of losing their virginity and getting a girlfriend. For some (if not most), it's understandable they'll have to revolve their whole life and all of their energy into accomplishing this. I'm no exception, and that's why I realized that it's a huge waste of time to keep pursuing, and am simply better off doing other things I know I already love doing, instead of sating my curiosity for what intimacy is like.
>Reminds me of a "cut on the edge" kind of manchild that you keep referring to.
What do you mean with this?
>Don't worry, I don't have any frogs saved to my computer.
At least that's a relief.
>>24370046
You sound like someone who acts pseudo-intelligent and misuses words to whine and complain about your life. Pretending to be more intelligent or better than other people just because of things you choose to do. Why does it matter if people become obsessed with video games or participates in escapism? Why does it matter if some people chase intimacy or relationships while you don't? Why do you come onto this board and tell people how to live or what to do?
Everyone here has personal problems, and it's very unfortunate that you haven't experienced some kind of deep meaningful intimate relationship to you, much like many other robots here. I'm glad you were able to find happiness in doing things you love too but that doesn't mean you have the answers for someone else. You have no idea what they experience either, just like I have no idea who you are.
I'm glad you are attempting to have some kind of opinion in the gray area when it comes to males and females, but I think you go about it the wrong way.
>>24365021
>>24364861
That's Badass, you should be proud. If I were you I'd take that other anons advice and fuck off from that retarded town.
>>24356020
Lol dates a chad an expects him stay. Should've dated a beta faggot if you wanted a provider to begin with.
>>24361238
Please post contact
>>24354635
>tfw have a (coworker) crush for the first time ever since my oneitis left me a year ago
>he seems to be way out of my league
>one day he randomly started saying "hi" to me in the hallways
>we'll sometimes hi-5 or ask how are you?
>can't tell if he thinks i'm attractive and i should go for it, or if he's just friendly like that with everyone
>heavy sweating/breathing every time i see him
fucking sucks that he's a coworker because if shit goes south and i make an idiot out of myself then it's going to be awkward seeing him around.
>>24370959
don't even so it anon. if he really likes you, he'll probably approach you or make it obvious.
dating a co worker is almost always a terrible idea. saying hi and hi fiving is not flirting, he's just being polite and friendly.
>>24370204
I don't complain about my life at all. I also don't pretend to be superior. I, however, still hold opinions like everyone else, and look down on the obsession with wanting a girlfriend. That's more or less loathing my own past, I'm just trying to help others to the best of my abilities.
>>24370993
okay :( i figured as much.
>>24370204
This. Seriously, this post is excellent. Pretty much anyone who's posting on this board has personal issues, anyone anywhere does really, but acting like someone who chooses to live life differently to you is somehow fundamentally worse is just a really ridiculous way to be.
>>24371153
Yeah, that's true Doj. Good luck to you. I'm gonna go to bed so I won't add anything, take care.
I'll fight you next time.
>>24356299
I actually find it hilarious how similar the mindset is. The bias is so skewed on both ends.
>>24355648
>>24357827
>>24357846
Implying this isn't b8
5/5 MEME POINTS
>talking with fembot
>can't tell if uninterested in me or just not good at socializing
Reveal the secrets of how I can tell to me.
>conversations are generally slow paced
>feel like I have to carry most of them and keep it flowing even though she rarely ever gives generic short one word responses
>occasionally vanishes for a fair amount of time, sometimes for the night
>she initiates most of the conversations
>she never lets a message go unanswered including when she vanishes for the night
Gettin some mixed signals here.
>>24356499
>Philosophy and existentialism
>hobbies
>"I-I'm not like the other girls!"
Kindly fuck off.
>>24371362
Do you two talk about anything even remotely containing a romantic or intimate context?
>>24371362
>she initiates
>always responds
guy here but I'm certain she sees you as a friend. don't fuck it up with insecurities like I've done a thousand times. just be happy you have a friend.
>>24371362
Just sounds like she is easily distracted, doing something or multitasking. It actually sounds like you might be referring to me. I often talk to people while doing chores, taking a shower, staring off into space/not looking at my computer and thinking or fantasizing, etc.
Sometimes I can even manage to forget what I was doing, probably early onset of brain rot.
>>24371263
Sweet dreams, friend.
>>24371416
Sometimes, yeah. We've flirted, talked about things we're looking for out of life/a partner, complimented the way we both lookdidn't believe my picture until I timestampedall that sort of stuff. SHe makes some really clumsy and awkward jokes occasionally and usually ends up apologizing for them but I love shitty puns.
>>24371421
That's what I'm thinking too, which I certainly have no problems with, it just kind of feels like things were going a certain way then just...stopped? Or at the very least slowed down. I don't know. I'm sure I'm overthinking it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not orbiting her by any means, I just have this problem with people abandoning me and I'm always on the lookout for it. Not in a "oh god when are they gonna leave" way but more a "oh, I guess they didn't want to be friends anymore. alright"
>>24371438
Doubtful. She got off hours ago, and gave me a goodnight tonight. I do the same thing as you're talking about though, I'll frequently come back and people I was doing stuff with will get all pissy because I got wrapped up doing something else.
>tfw you go to the kitchen, stop to feed your pet, then forget why you went in there in the first place
>>24371362
Look deep into her eyes.
You'll be able to tell if she wants to fuck you
>tfw dyke
>tfw finally fembot gf
am i dreaming lads
fuuuuuuck, it still doesn't seem real, i was sure i'd be a basementdwelling legbeard forever, what the fuck is this shit, man? shit's terrifying i like her so much and she actually gives a shit about me and is serious about me and i don't know how to fucking function or even how to have these feelings because this is too nice to have happened to someone like me, there's no way this could be real, i have all these fucking screencaps of the shit she's said to me because i have to remind myself over and over again that it's real, it's.
god damn. i was so used to tfw no gf. i'm crazy and mean and she likes me anyway. she likes me even though i'm generally a foulmouthed piece of shit.
i'm not even sure this is a good development in my life but for all you lonely faggots, it could happen to you. your fortress of solitude could one day be disturbed by gf
Fembots, what do girls like to talk about?
>>24373398
Today I talked to my friend about her endeavors in sports and how she's gearing up for an upcoming tournament. I mostly let her talk in this one because I don't know much about it.
I talked with another friend about Star Wars stuff for a while and we argued a little about which playable races should be added to Edge of the Empire and what their base stats should be. We tried to reverse engineer monster stats in that game system as well.
I got painting advice from a gal online.
My aunt texted me about thanksgiving.
>>24372898
how did that happen? greentext please
So I've got a problem fellow fembots.
>sometimes i think about an online guy i had mutual feelings for, i ended contact with him because I knew it wasn't worth pursuing (i was like 15 or 16 too, he was about 20)
>live life as normal
>develop a oneitis on a guy i know irl
>i still sometimes think about the guy
>always really tempted to re-add him
>years later, no longer underage
>still think about him a lot
>fuck it ill re-add him
>he accepts
>we hit it off immediately again
>he tells me he has feelings for me again
>i also have feelings for him
>it's been nearly a week since i've re-added him and we're close again
>still have a crush on my oneitis
What did I do? I fucked up already. I probably should not have added him.
>>24354815
le hobbies
