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Whats the best advice your parents ever gave you?
>>24286814
>you can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him,
>>24286814
>you can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him
/r9k/ BTFO
>>24286864
hello reddit, nice platitude. upvoted and reddit gold to you!
i honestly can't think of the best advice they've given me. they don't have much advice for me.
>last night
>normie neighbors having party
>fucking annoying and loud
>it goes one minute past the local noise ordinance
>call the police
>report loud dangerous party
>report underage drinking
>report drug use
>cops arrive
>shut it down
>mad normies looking around the block for the snitch
>mfw watching from a crack in my window
Anyone else like to snitch the fuck out of the normies?
>le making up silly stories for attention maymay
>>24286722
>throw party for normie friend
>charge 5 dollars to get in
>call cops at like 10pm right when most the party is here
>they help me kick everyone out
>in bed by 11
>easiest $250 I ever made
Now that I think about it this is more /devilish/ than /snitch/
>I'm a friendless loser who hates his own life.
>I better ruin the fun for everybody else so I can feel better about my shit life!
>Girlfriend gets pissy I don't skype her often enough (I only message her like a couple of times a week)
>Mentions her "guy friends" said our relationship doesn't sound healthy
>Tell her who cares what they think
>She flips her shit
>Threatens me with breaking up
>Feel sudden shock but then realise I don't actually give a fuck
>Don't beg for her to keep me
>Next week she says "she was just angry" and plays it off as nothing
Is this proof I don't love her? Not really sure what to feel robots, I've never felt anything remotely close to love apart from my first high school crush.
But being in a relationship just feels like a chore
>Girlfriend
I really should filter this world.
It was just a shit test and you handled it like a chad.
>>>/adv/
You're a cu.ck.
She's a cu.ck.
You're gonna cu.ck each other.
What is the point of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Y_kNgFn10
>women
>logic
>>24286523
attention. all women would do this if they could get away with it.
>>24287274
>if they could get away with it
What's stopping them?
>Have a bunch of kief
>No bowl or bud to lace
How do I smoke this senpai
kill yourself my mayne
>>24286460
pls bro this is stoner 101
go find an apple and make a bowl from one, or if you hate yourself smoke from tin foil bowl/soda can.
>>24286460
Hot knife it?
Scenario Time:
A powerful being comes to you with a special offer:
-You can either get involved in a serious and real romantic relationship with a jewish woman and end up together forever but in return all Muslims will be abducted by a race of cruel alien tyrants who will torture them in bizarre and sickening experiments while continuously mocking their religion as the muzzies are unable to do anything about it or...
-You have to have sex with 50 black women from the hood but in return Israel is completely destroyed and the Jews lose total control over the world
Which do you choose? Pic related, the jewish woman will look like this or kat dennings
>>24286422
The only reason to take the second option is if it retroactively removes them from the past. Removing them at this point serves no purpose as the damage is already done.
The Jews keep on funding the fucking-up of Muslim countries, which makes refugees
The Jews keep on pushing for loose immigration and other left-wing ideals in Europe, which makes countries guilted into accepting refugees
Muslims are just the goons of Jews. Remove Jews, let Muslims go home to the Middle East and stop bothering them and we'd be in a much better situation than now
Who would seriously choose a jew
who else here /unhygienic/
>tfw haven't changed underwear in over 21 weeks
>tfw havent changed shorts in over almost a year
>tfw only wash my body when i shower
>tfw havent brushed my teeth in a week
As a NEET with no good Healthcare coverage it's probably in your best interest to brush your teeth.
Oral disease can lead to a ton of shit even blood infections and good luck getting anything dental payed for even on your parents plan.
Can't eat your tendies with no teeth
im not that unhygienic except my hands
my keyboard, my controllers, my room everything is just so sticky that even if I wash my hands right now they become sticky again within 2 minutes.
who /foreversticky/ here?
>>24286503
That is my greatest fear. Children freak me out because their hands are so sticky all the time. When I was young I used to have to wash my hands like times a meal and after any snack.
I hate you, clean your shit and use napkins.
mummy is shouting again
Tell that bitch to stfu
>>24286293
make a vocaroo pls
>when mummy doesn't give you the cummehs after wabwab time
How do I become a thug r9k? I'm sick of being a pussiboi, I'm not afraid of taking risks and cutting up no more.
Only problem is I'm white and everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm a joke, how to get respect back?
>>24286211
>Go on darknet
>Buy drugs
>Sell drugs
look up
suicideboys, bones, yung lean, poyua, ross dyliams
become an internet rapper
>>24286211
scary tats and blast shitty nig music
I was born in 1997, what show is this? Is it good?
>>24286185
i'd watch sailor moon if they had thick thighs like that. But alas, that's just 16:9 stretched.
It's cute and overall not bad, but there are definitely better magical girl shows out there.
>>24286185
Along with the original Pokemon series and Dragon Ball it was the first block of Anime most kids saw before Toonami.
I'm talking about boyish/sissy looking guys, not full blown traps
Of course some do, just like some guys like butch women. What kind of question is this?
>>24286124
Honestly, no, none of them do. Maybe one in 100,000, but with those odds, you might as well just assume you'll never meet one.
sometimes
usually in a "he's my gay best friend :3" way though
Is there a SJW here?
Why is it that you can offend me, but I cannot offend you?
>>24286082
I don't think most people who get called SJWs on 4chan are actually SJWs
>>24286104
This, actual SJWs stay away because the site triggers them. All we have here are trap chasers and Islamic sympathizers that usually know better than to crawl out of their dirty little holes.
>>24286082
> Why is it that you can offend me, but I cannot offend you?
What? /r9k/ offends me all the time. I just don't post about it because it rarely adds anything to the discussion.
>tfw you're the uglysister
How do you deal with having (an) attractive sibling(s)? When I'm with my siblings it feels like no one knows I exist
Break into her house wearing a mask and throw acid or some other disfiguring method onto her.
She won't be desirable anymore and she won't know you did it.
>>24286066
that pic looks shopped around her eyes
>>24286066
shed be fine if you could see her eyebrows
What's your best source of schadenfreude?
Pic related
>>24285984
The fact that my future job will get me 1. around 100k, 2. contact glasses, decent skin, fitness, and all that and 3. mad pussy from 18-21 year olds. And then I can reject all the now fat and outworn women of my age.
>>24285984
most recently caught that stuck up bitch passing off photo tracing as her "drawings" and posting on FB for likes. Felt really good for some reason.
>>24285984
how do i pronounce that word
>Go on a date with a guy my age
>He makes less than me
Mfw
>>24285969
>inb4 GET THE FUCK OUT
>>24285969
So you're a whore?
If it would be the other way round you'd be pissed. No wonder you are dating instead of being in a relationship.
