Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8506. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8506. page
What's the safest way to send and receive weed in the mail? Some foolproof method of hiding the scent, etc.
Thanks <3
>mark box "Marijuana"
>no one will believe you are dumb enough to put marijuana in it
Mark box marijuana
No one will believe you're dumb enough to put marijuana in it
>mark box "marijuana"
>no one will suspect a thing
>?????
>profit
ITT: /r9k/ makes the best t-shirt
http://www.shirtmockup.com/
>>24292201
I really want this fucking shirt now.
JUST
let me post one word answers again
my comment is the most original on this board
>Be me
>Turning 23 next week
>Tell mom I want a PS4
>Mom says "Sorry anon but $350 is a lot of money"
>I tell her it's okay and I understand it's a lot
>I suggest Black Friday deals
>Mom says "I already checked anon and no store is having deals on them"
>She says "Maybe I can afford it during Christmas"
>MFW My mom does this every year for my birthday
>MFW She tells me she "can't afford it" when she actually can
>MFW She ends up surprising me with whatever I asked for
>MFW She thinks she is sly and doesn't know that I know her game
Anyone else's parents do this? My mom has been doing this for years and the same result always happens, I pretend to be surprised because she acts like I didn't know what she was doing.
Atleast^you get it
*kek*
>>24292191
Maybe you should tell her that you can tell when she's going to buy something.
Also, grow up, you shouldn't be asking for presents at 23
>>24292191
>18
>get PS2 for christmas when i was 9
>got secondhand ps3 last year, with 5 games i wanted
>mom and I ate top ramen the rest of the month to afford it
who /poorbutniceparents/ here.
Feels nice to know that your poor family actually cares about you
Does anyone do anything really autistic while alone, other than post on 4chan?
Here's mine
>run hot bath
>put phone at the end of bath
>watch people get haircut
It's really comfy desu
pic unrelated
>>24292108
I just took a bath and I already want to take another one. I watch anime in the bath desu
putting on fresh new clothes
play this song and act out the gestures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXMNqxOYjgA
I just listen to the same like 200 songs, watch the same 50-100 shows/movies, and a lot of nostalgic bullshit that is starting to make me just feel even more pathetic.
>You are now 26 years old
>You have seen All Dogs Go to Heaven more in the last 5 years than in the previous 3/4ths of your life combined
>Drunk
What is your preferred method of smoking weed? I have been using a gravity bong but with a really small bowl and I find it to be very economical and effective.
>inb4 degenerates normies reeNo I am not dealing with this shit ITT. Let me lay it out for you. I respect that you don't like to smoke but not if you are gonna shill the drugs are bad meme because you can't get any or whatever. It's just like the "guns shoot people" not "people shoot people" logic that takes the blame away from the abuser in order to make blanket generalizations about the substance or weapon itself. You are causing great damage to your society just by using this thought process at all, just for an ego boost you don't deserve. Hold people accountable for their shit, starting with you and then your pot head dad/mom/sister/gf/whatever. It is a legal treatment for autism for christ's sake. Pic related and go shitpost elsewhere.
>>24292064
>literally acknowledging the 'drugs are harmless, and if they make you retarded, it's totally the fault of the abusers' lack of self-control, and not of the substance's effects on the brain' free will fallacy and yet having the nerve to request of us to ignore it
Wow.
Grav bong and joints are the best in my mind
hose vape. I have an Arizer V-Tower, works very well
This motherfucker comes up to your 12 year old self in a Subway bathroom and says "Listen kid, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and no one will believe you, I make millions every year." What do you do.
Run?
It seems like the only reasonable answer. Unless you're a faggot kid.
I'm sorry this happened to you op. Suffering is a part of life.
>>24292162
Someone please fucking edit this pic so that she's a troll and he's a crusader killing her
Does sexual repression cause terrorism?
Hear me out.
Islamic Jihadists: Young men who's religion doesn't allow them to have girlfriends, or even hang out with girls
American schoolshooters: Young male nerds who cannot get girlfriends
Neo nazis / Brevik copycats: see above
If all guys had equal access to pussy, terrorism would go away overnight
Sexual counterrevolution when?
women corrupt men.
>>24291995
if they had happy lives with something to lose would they be doing this shit?
Why would living in a hyper-sexualized global mono-culture cause undersexed young men to go crazy? I don't understand.
I gotta go, guys. I gotta leave. But I can't do it alone. Who's with me/us?
Do you live in Europe? How do you plan to do it?
yep
and then you still cant do it
i tried it once with another person and that person ruined it/dont wanted to do it
these suicide groups dont work
>>24292065
Yes, Scotland - jumping off a building.
>>24292091
I don't know what to tell you. I'm serious about it.
>tfw no friends
sometimes it's nice to have someone to talk to about stuff but I haven't had that in a while now...
>>24291900
wnna skype?
>tfw I refuse to have friends until my IQ is high enough to have things to talk with them about
>tfw IQ is immutable
>tfw I will never have friends
>>24291900
try watching good anime instead
>tfw 300 word research paper due by Friday and I haven't even started
>>24291846
>300 words
hope that's a typo
>>24291931
Neu.....fag
>>24292155
I'm a newfag, what does it mean
Who is this guy again?
>>24291837
bernie 'the kek' sanders
ABACUS!
Rip Don Vito.
Isn't that Bill Murray?
Post your skypes, especially if youre a cute boy :3c
>>24291708
why the weird face?
>>24291740
Downs
>>24291740
The face she is making is cute
I am so fucking sick of my parents. This is it. I'm now starting my plan to kill them.
>go to bed at 4
>Wake up at 830 to piss
>Dad just creepily stares at me without saying a word in his underwear
>day already ruined
>Parents run up and down stairs all fucking morning slamming and banging shit
>Don't get to sleep
>they yell at me for not doing chores or having a job I tell them it's because they're annoying ass holes and I can't sleep
>lay in bed all day waiting for them fuck off so I can sleep
>they angrily slam dishes and do chores loud as fuck all day
>5 o'clock they finally fuck off
>close my eyes holy shit this feels so good its like heaven
>pass out before I even know what's going on
>all of a sudden I wake up to a bunch of noise and smells around me
>check the time and its 510
>my retarded dad is doing laundry
>even though those fucking retards have been in and out of the basement doing laundry ALL fucking day
>try to sleep heart is beating out of my chest in anger
>hear him go out for a cigarette
>realize hell be back in in 5 minutes
>Open my eyes and start fucking screaming
That's it these cock suckers are dead. Every time I'm not doing anything they don't make a peep the second I sleep or try to do something alone they start running around and waking me up and getting in my way and fucking with me. I know some people exegerrate but its really that fucking bad. Literally the second I close my eyes I hear BOOM BOOM stomp stomp stomp chores chores chores yelling chores. Every day. Every time. Its literally on a paranormal level guys I mean the fucking SECOND I do something they start in. Its like they know. And those fucking cock suckers can't fuck off long enough to not do laundry right next to me when I finally fall asleep. Fuck them. You won't be missed cock suckers.
>>24291614
try moving out you pathetic waste of space
your parents have been dealing with your shit for probably 20+ years. its time for you to be an adult
>>24291614
Lol you're pathetic
if anyone should be killed here its probably you, mooching off your folks for so long its no wonder theyre pissed off
>>24291651
As if I want to be locked up with these cock suckers. I live in the middle of nowhere and I have to dedicste every day to sleeping whenever they allow me because we live in a shit poverty house with thin walls. This is their fault not mine.
Do you like my new jeans, /r9k/?
They were 29.99 CDN.
>CDN
canadian dollary notes?
post boy butt
>not ordering Naked and Famous jeans straight from Montreal for 169.99
lolfamtbqh raw denim is best
Describe your life in one picture.
>pic related
I got a dog last week too.
except I'm not bald and I don't wear glasses
Its a living hell with small flickers of hope that go out in an instant. It feels like its 90% hell and 10% hope.
I want a new life
