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/r9k/, I pose a scenario: what would happen if we were all reincarnated as little girls (lolis) but retained our previous memories?
I'd do cute things.
>>24298314
You'd be crazy not to, right?
>>24298235
As perma loli or temporary?
Tbh senpai baka imo senpai desu baka senpai desu senpai baka imo desu baka senpai
stay high, puggo
>>24298173
S-stay high, puggo
>>24298173
stay very high, puggo
I hate you guys. You're all so mean.
>>24298165
I like you anon. Sorry other peeps are mean, misery does that.
>>24298165
you probably deserve it, little bitch
>>24298165
I know what you mean. Depressed people can be real fucking assholes.
>tfw none of the people around you care about your problems or you.
>tfw no one will ever love you or appreciate you.
>tfw this whole world is shit.
>tfw nobody ever will care
>tfw the only time anyone talks to you is when you say you're going to kill yourself
>tfw they make you not an hero because they "care"
>>24298132
> tfw girls just wait at the finish line rather than help men
> tfw men help women get their shit together.
I'm out, cunts.
Same. Any ideas to make it look accidental?
Mark my words, I am gonna bless everyone this year for Christmas, but only those who haven't been naughty. You know the rules.
>>24298101
I'd like a qt gf
a quick and painless death and my memory to be erased from everyone who once knew me
>>24298101
>You know the rules.
What is this thread?
Would you fuck your daughter if she wanted it?
Sure. I don't really like daughter-father though because it's too easy and they basically can't say no.
Depends on her age and what she thought the sex meant.
no. a man who gives in to lust is nothing but an animal.
Would you prefer an autistic girlfriend or an socially anxious girlfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtyh18JrM0
Autistic. The autistic girl might cause trouble but she be a beast to fuck. The socially anxious girl would just be too much to take care of.
>autistic girl
>tries to please you
>follows orders
>has strong emotions
>socially anxious girl
>can't do shit for herself
>would be too afraid to do anything "just in case" you got upset
>would basically have to pry her legs open with a crowbar to get any sex from her
The "autistic" girl is just being a memelord/not really autistic, but she's pretty funny so I'd pick her. But she'd have to agree to stop being an attention whore on the internet.
>>24297889
socially anxious
literal autists are probably the worst human beings to interact with
i would know because i was friends with one for years, they don't get simple humor or understand subtle hints or cues in conversation.
and if you explain it to them they never fucking retain it either, they just go ''oh''.
its like removing a dimension of humanity from a person. quite sad really.
kill all autists.
Hey NEETS, cyborgs, wizards, and robots
Are you actively trying to become a normie and if you are, how's it going? If not, why?
I'm a NEET and I'm actively trying to become normie. So far it's working, I went from robot to cyborg and girls are starting to show interest in me a big part of the time. Even girls I thought I'd never attract. At this rate, I'll get success in no time and I'm trying my best to not fuck up my life so I can finally make it.
I'm not because I don't care. It doesn't seem worth it. No matter what I do, my brain will still be my brain and on some level my thought process will be the same. It never really mattered.
Yes, I began dressing in overpriced normie shit, listening to normie music, and everything. No success yet.
What are the odds of me finding a girl that I like who is a virgin and doesn't want to rush into intimacy and sex. I can muster up the courage to talk to a girl but I get depressed when I think of how few people share my views. Am I really that strange. Can any of you relate?
>>24297645
I hope you're religious, or very very rich.
>>24297645
Depends on where you look for them.
>>24297734
Where would I have better odds of finding them?
>Normies posting this shit with a "It's okay to be different"
You're not different you fucking snowflake
That's me on the left.
Everyone thinks they're different.
>>24297638
I know I'm different.
>We're all robots
We also are the people that made pumpkin pepe, and have tons of mischief videos
>>24297507
wow lad
Wow you guys must be autistic
>>24297572
Who looks the most autistic?
>he thinks having a girlfriend will solve all of his problems
It won't, who /MGTOW/ here?
would make it a hell of a lot easier mate
>>24297556
>wanting a gf
>not being a kek
Why does anon lock himself on his room? He should be hanging out with his friends
>>24297434
maybe he is trying to come to grips with the fact that the girl who claimed to love him threw him off a cliff while laughing in his face
>>24297434
If they actually cared they would've used a condom 9 months before I was born.
>>24297489
normie bullshit
It's because other people jam my thoughts and there are ghosts in the air outside.
why aren't my fellow american robots reselling amphetamine?
>incredibly cheap (~$3-5/g)
>can put it in gelatin capsules and sell it as fake adderall at $5 per 50-100mg (depending on its quality)
>literally 500-10,000% profit margins
>girls love this shit because it keeps them from getting fat and it gives them energy
>college kids love it because it helps them study
>drug addicts love it because it's the cheapest recreational stimulant (under $10 per night to roll hard)
>it will improve your social status 100x because everyone loves it and it's hard to get in america if you aren't prescribed adderall/vyvanse
:^)
>felony if you get caught
>you'll likely have to plead guilty to at least one felony charge when you eventually get caught, ruining all future job and life prospects
>>24297241
>$3-5 per gram
LOL.
>bragging about being a drug dealer online
KEK
>>24297280
>ruining all future job and life prospects
as if it wasn't already down the absolute shitter
inb4 butt fuck proson
ITT: Stuff you wanna do before you an hero
>I just wanna lose my virginity
>>24297114
just get a whore?
I want to travel out of the country somewhere other than a tourist trap. The Austrian/Swiss alps would be my dream trip.
>>24297114
>have my life sorted out
>stop this empty feeling I get in the middle of my chest that threatens to swallow me whole
