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Guys, I need some serious help and consultation from my fellow robots, it is essential to know.
Would it would be gay to get a blowjob from this creature?
A gay man would not be attracted to that
No it wouldn't be gay IMO
>>24300508
Are you sure? I thought gays are attracted to penises, if I'm attracted by that, knowing what I know, I'm not gay?
>>24300468
it ain't gay if you're not sucking
who /diagnosedwithschizophrenia/ here?
I've been recently diagnosed though I suspected it was coming for years now, since my mother and brother both have it.
what do I do with my life now?
will I ever be able to do anything meaningful?
how do you get on with YOUR life? what symptoms brought you to onset?
sz general.
My bro was diagnosed
>Grieved
>Went to therapy
>Now back to school
Yeah, its not that bad. He went to be a neet 5 years.
Any question about his life?
>>24300519
what symptoms did he first start showing?
did he notice the symptoms or did you/your family notice first?
is he doing okay in school?
>>24300444
In my professional opinion, those are some nice double trips
>2015
>Still believing in free will
Kill yourself fucking normie.
I may not have free will but I am free from your bullshit OP. For instance, there is nothing YOU can do to control me.
>>24300437
believing in things is a spook
Help me r9k
Guys I'm considering suicide
>in class, sitting next to 6.75/10 girl
>she talks to me a lot, says hi to me like 3 times per class, compliments me occasionally
>doing some research for the class
>watching interview with a guy when an ad comes up for the specter movie
>she's looking at my screen like she usually does
>I tell her "I wanna see this movie"
>she looks me in the eyes for a couple second "yea I wanna see it too"
>betamodeactivated.jpg
>"That's cool"
>killing yourself over a girl
weak af squad
faggot.jpg
just ask her next time faggot
>just woke up from a 21 hour nap
>no plans for another 46 hours
>gunna fap, study Japanese animated cinematographic art , prepare a meal of english muffin pizza from scrach, and play vidya for afew hours
>then gunna wash down afew Ambien with a few glasses of beer and sleep for another 20 hours
Feels good letting my body set the pace so I can live a long healthy life. Its great not having a rigorous scheduled that deprives you of sleep and free time and forces you to wake and work at unatural times, thusly shortening your life
>>24300218
why do you make these threads? Why must you torture me? I did not ask for this. My parents have no money to support me, i have no disability besides depression, I need to work to live. Its not my choice. The NEET life is superior, even morally. Why do you keep doing this?
>>24300218
Holy fuck I'm a NEET too and this shit is even starting to irritate me.
Leave the wage bros alone you fucking faggot, without them our lifestyle wouldn't even be possible
Sleeping for 20 hours sounds very unpleasant
>fembot
>24 years old
>sometimes I have fantasies about being a little girl and letting men molest me
>wishes she was an 10 year old Japanese girl
>if she was, she would get molested and enjoy it
>>24300195
Nah, if you were molested at 10, you'd probably be a total slut getting fucked right now and not on /r9k/ with a bunch of woman-bashing misogynists.
>>24300316
I wish I could transform into a 10 year old with the mind I have now. A real child wouldn't enjoy it because they don't understand what's happening
Little girls do enjoy it though.
You can save and load your life just like you would in a video game.
example
>you save at a point
>someone cuts off your arm and you're about to die
>you load at the previously saved point
>>24300095
>save at point in time
>rape my crush
>load before i raped her
That wasnt hard
>>24300095
need sauce on gif
>>24301714
Agreed need sauce
What are some Chad and Stacey tier names /r9k/? I'll start:
>Chad tier:
>Hunter
>Brent
>Trent
>Brad
>Sam
>Pauly
>Stacey tier names:
>Alice
>Katie
>Isabella
>Krystal
>Nickii
>Tayla
>>24300084
These threads are getting old. Let's find some AUTISTIC names:
>>24300084
>Chad and Stacey-tier names
>Doesn't have either Chad or Stacey listed
I don't even have any words.
>>24300084
Sam is not a Chad-tier name.
Out of the following categories which do you guys value most to least
Truth
Freedom
Happiness
I guess I am pretty basic when it gets right down to it because I hold " happiness" as the greatest good. I think these other things are mostly inconveniencing. When I read Brave New World in high school, all I could think was how great it would be to be born in that society. Similarly when I watched Brazil, the endingwhere he loses his mindseemed like a decisive victory for the protagonist to me.
Bump for Jackie4chan
Freedom. I always feel horrible when I can't be free to do what I want. I'm not implying that I want to murder by saying that either. It's just if I can't be free then I can't be happy or know the truth. Ironically when given total freedom I spend most of my time in my bedroom but there is freedom in that. Whenever I am in public I feel tied down because I have to follow social rules and I can't be free to act how I want.
>>24300528
Okay, you may not be viewing this question in abstract terms. Are you saying you'd rather take on the discomforts of a free existence than be happy 100% of the time because you are on a steady diet of soma?
Show me the extent of your redpill power /r9k.
Whats the most redpilled you have even revealed yourself to be in real life?
>be at party
>playing board game with normies
>board game is one of those complex ones that takes forever to do turns
>get beyond hammered
>star saying nigger over again
>ejected from party
>kick trash cans in the street as I yell nigger
>fall asleep in park nearby
>person at party who lives nearby sees me as they do their morning jog and give me a look of disgust
>>24300005
i caught myself slipping
>be in college
>girl talks of the wage gap
>unzips mouth with the spirit of rebellion in me
>inhales air
>she give me crazy sjw eyes
>realize that this is social suicide
>save myself by fake sneezing
> muslims are a problem
> feminist are retarded
>bernie sanders is a socialist who struggles to understand basic economics
> transsexuals are mentally ill
>you will never take my guns
>welfare should drug test
>bush was not a bad president
>the sryian refugees will bring isis with them
I will tell this stuff to anyone who asks about it
FUCK OFF MANLETS
4CHAN IS FOR TALL ALPHA MALES ONLY
Whenever I see threads like this I think of some manlet shill trying to make tall people look like intolerable bigots through propaganda
Leave tall people alone
>>24299925
Manlet detected. Back to reddit with the rest of the little guys.
I'm 5'7" and I boss around a 6'2" Chad effortlessly.
I've literally humiliated him in front of girls and stole chicks he planned on fucking right from under him.
But, I actually like him and he's cool as shit, but a male bimbo and a pothead.
8:00 pm Sunday
A cold rainy night
Having me a cigarette; American spirit
Listening to some Fleetwood Mac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
What are you robots doing tonight?
>>24299868
>American spirit
>Fleetwood Mac
How reddit of you
Drinking iced coffee and escaping through nostalgic music.
10:35 pm Sunday
A warm humid night
Having some pop chips and peppermint tea
Listing to some New Order
https://youtu.be/g2Z9IsKHjqY
Why are women so lacking compared to men, intellectually?
Why is it that women tend to arbitrarily quantify things, whereas men just explain them? Why does every female PhD have her 'scale' system? Why does nearly every female author of everything ever have to end her piece of writing with some kind of declarative moral statement?
Why is it that whenever you argue a subject with a woman, she becomes emotional and defensive, including being sarcastic? Is it even possible to have a conversation with a female in the postsecondary education system without her being sarcastic?
Pic related, it's the only intelligent and worthwhile thing a woman can do with her mouth.
I guess it's a foregone conclusion that brobots would be in a major with female peers or that they would ever talk to them in person, but does no one read either?
Women for the most part hide their intelligence, being smart is the opposite of cute
>>24299789
>Why are women so lacking compared to men, intellectually?
Because your ignorance has caused you to adopt that belief system and this answers most of your other questions. Maybe you meant to say most women you've come across has been this way, but even then I imagine they would be few and far apart
And in relation to your pic related, consider that men are the ones who force women to do vulgar things to satisfy their perverse nature. I cannot imagine women to pioneer the ways of male sexual gratification.
tl;dr educate yourself more
how do i make my voice stop shaking whenever i have to speak
>>24299686
Try screaming
>>24299686
If any of us knew, we'd tell you. We're in the same boat as you.
>>24299686
sounds p. cute, are you p. cute?
Im afraid to lust over my daughter if I happen to get one at some point, considering it's been my fetish from 16 to 25 years old.
>>24299568
have a son instead. problem solved.
don't worry, op. you're never going to have a kid.
>>24299568
A. You'll never have a daughter
and
B. She'd probably be ugly af because you have shit genes
