you have missed out on teenage love
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just...
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hold me
> you will never be an impressionable idiot with another impressionable idiot and be idiots together
Yes I'm so jealous. Go fuck yourself.
>>24293172
jaded basement dweller located
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH NORMIES AND "TOP TEN" LISTS??????????
Fuck you, I like those too. They are mindless fun.
>>24293051
Top ten ways to bait /r9k/
1. Pretend to tranny
2. Pretend to negro
3. Pretend to woman
4. Subway shill
5. wagekek retaliation
6. pepe posts
7. Pretend to normal
8. ayy weed lmao
9. anything /pol/
10. Top ten lists
>>24293406
/thread
abandon thread
How do normies kiss their gf's on the mouth knowing they've had dicks in there?
It just seems so fucking gross to me.
>>24292932
I kiss her after she has sucked mine / drank my cum / I licked her pussy or ass / even if she had cum on her face. It's pretty hot, really
>>24292932
well you see the mouth is constantly secreting saliva, and the epithelial cells are constantly turning over. So the matter that touched those dicks is long gone by the time she gets to you-- her beta provider.
>>24292932
there is so much fucking bacteria in your mouth at any one time that some random dick is the least disgusting thing in there senpai
also people throw up through their mouths
Seriously I can't be the only one
>>24292913
still haven't played new vegas.
>>24292963
play it trust me its a more hardcore rpg experience then what this game has to offer
>>24293136
sweet I'll buy the ps3 version for $10
and done. ordered.
someone was in my house when I was out today /r9k/
they didn't take anything, if they wanted to take something they easily could have, my laptop, xbox, internet radio, television etc was right there
they did however, take my little hobby axe out of it's hilt and then failed at getting it back in the hilt properly, and then placed it in the kitchen
they also moved every single one of my jars of jam down from the shelf they were on, and placed them on the counter, the kitchen table and one was even on the floor
why the fuck would anyone do this?
>>24292898
I think you're losing it m80
Don't look up gangstalking :^)
lel
This is gonna be a good thread
I don't know how to ride a bike.
i cant get it up
used to cut myself
>>24292920
Should have gotten life alert desu senpai.
Remind me again why you're not learning to program your way out of being a NEET.
Because it will take years and nobody in England hires people without official qualifications.
>>24292905
This is incorrect.
because I've never ever played life on easy mode (being a woman, being chad, not being autismo) so I won't play the job market minigame on easy mode either.
I'm getting an unemployable degree and there's nothing you stemfags can do to stop me
Did you ever help out any of your buddies in high school?
I had a Muslim friend named Omar. He was a real pushover. He was the person who others went to asking for food, to which he would give until he had nothing left for himself.
So I taught him the virtue of greed, and mentored him into the person he is today. You won't be getting free shit from that guy let me tell you. It was well worth the fact that a lot of people disliked me for hardening him up as I felt good about myself.
What did you do to positively effect peoples lives while you were in school?
I pretended to ask an ugly girl to prom. But then she got really excited about it and bought a dress so I had to tell her it was fake.
>>24292833
>teaching a Muslim to stand up for himself
literally terrorist enabler
>>24292833
You will be negatively effected in your greatest time of need due to your hardened heart and your karma.
>b-but I never had a great time of need
Because it hadn't come yet.
Is female beauty abundant?
The question I'm then really interested in is if male beauty - as in attractive men - are (and not just from the female perspective and perception) less abundant.
Because desu it seems so - even I see many pretty girls when I go out, but a man who stands out so that you have to look twice, how common is that?
>>24292774
maybe it's makeup? there are a lot of handsome men in television shows and such.
ahh a lot of girls look like low testosterone men without their makeup and stuff
>>24292802
>>24292829
So you'd say that there are not much more pretty looking girls than men? Especially with young girls, a large fraction of them is appealing, I'd say, whereas a smaller fraction than that of men are appealing regardless of the age group.
It's almost christmas time robots, my wife's son is bugging me to get him a $1,800 Alienware so he can play Minecraft
Should I do it? That's a lot of money for me but I don't want to let down my wife or the kid
>buy him all the games he wants
>becomes a shut in
>your son becomes a robot
your choice senpai
>getting C U C K E D by anther mans child
>raising anther mans child
Fuck man you already lost
>>24292642
>my wife's son
gr8 b8
Yesterday I met with a girl for the first time irl.
I'm super beta and couldn't even look in her eyes, she on the other hand seemed to be mega content and a little fond of me, which I noticed of course, but I didn't dare to touch her so we just looked on the river. Autistic as I am, I began talking about the boats that were passing by, still not having the courage to ask her if I could touch her.
After some time she told me that she finds my arm great, I replied, Alpha as I am, that she should caress it because that would make me hot, no sooner said...
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Yep, that was the beginning, so I let her caress my arm, it was very intensive and of course I got a slight erection, that she didn't notice, I hope; at that time I still felt very beta as I couldn't look in her eyes yet, I gathered all my courage, looked in her eyes and said, "That's hot indeed, may I also?" She retorted, "What? Touch me?"
I nodded and asked completely beta-like, "W-Where is i-it okay???? :DD
Her expression was relatively distraught since I was so beta, I gathered all my courage once again and set out for...
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After a short time I worked on both of her legs and was baffled again and again: "Wooah, this feels mega soft, how hot is this, man!!!!"
She liked how the sheer touch of her legs made me happy and I found it pretty cool, too, as I had never touched a girl's legs before like that, I virtually kneaded them in order to feel what could be felt, very intensive.
That was the moment where I slowly lost my shyness more and more, I became outgoing and things were really going forward.
I put my arm around her and pressed her as close as possible to...
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She laughed and peeked really shy, I looked into her eyes.
>I really pulled myself together, yet couldn't look for no longer than five seconds, well, I wasn't as alpha as thought.
And I asked ice-cold, while I was looking on the Rhine, if I couldn't touch her tits once.
>heartbeat911
"I give you 30 seconds"
I grabbed them properly, kneaded them nicely, really big titties, I found that very hot indeed, but I had imagined it better, it was just soft actually, but it...
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>most terrorists were socially awkward, virgin robots before getting radicalized
>tfw you realise ISIS is the real beta uprising
The closest thing to a real beta uprising we've ever seen was the Khmer Rouge.
>>24292568
Why don't you join ISIS robot ?
You'll have more than one gf and you'll be able to strike fear in the heart of all theses people that hurt you.
You never went to a concert. Look at what happened at all theses normies in a concert last friday :^)
>>24292705
If only we could speak Arab
Post your cat and rate others
worthless animal/10
>>24292498
Well, that was unnecessary.
cats are niggers desu senpai
How high should a bridge be for the fall to be able to kill me?
>>24292418
Lol you cant kill yourself by jumping off a bridge you stupid nigga water is soft
>>24292418
it's not the fall that kills you
its the sudden stop at the end
Don't be a pussy, jump off the very top
Hey /r9k/, how does one flirt? I was never taught how.
>>24292295
If you're female: show any kind of positive attention towards him
If you're male: if you don't already know, you're fucked
>>24292295
its a non-blatant form of communication intended to flatter the receiver and to let them know you are interested in them sexually.
Example
>She: It's so hot today
>You: You're so hot today
>She: What should I get for desert?
>You: Me
Expect a giggle or two and flirt for a period of time, a week or two, then when you are alone with her or engaged in a more...
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>>24292295
Carry her luggage.