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You're coming home from a /nightwalk/ and see these guys shitting on your lawn.
What do you do?
they look pretty serious about it.
>>24287875
pull down pants and shit with them
I live in a loft.
What went wrong /r9k/?
>>24287731
can we have our board back?
>>24287731
Normies and web 2.0.
Everything.
Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong.
Hey robots.
I just got this little cutie :^)
He doesn't bite, super friendly, basically the most lovable little guy on the face of the earth.
Why don't you have a ball python?
Because i have to feed it rats
>>24287763
You can buy them frozen, so it's not as sad.
>>24287763
That's a plus nigga. Rats suck and watching snakes eat things is cool as fuck.
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
READ FOR WORK TOMMORROW LITTLE WAGECUKS?
ENJOY YOUR LAST FEW HOURS OF REST BEFORE YOUR LITTLE WAGEKEK BUTT HAS TO GET "BACK TO THE OLD GRIND" AS YOU WAGEKEKS SAY.
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
OP is clearly a wagekek
wew op. wew wew wew wew wew
>>24287591
Ha fucj u OP, im actually already doing work that i procrastinated on doing until today
didnt expect that one, huh?
Hello, fembots :)
I'll be your qt bf today if you let me
Just wanna hear what's on your mind and stuff
(That's me and my sis in the pic.)
SCRUNCHIE FACE RETARD
>>24287560
I want to put my 5 inch wee wee in your sister's pink pum pum
May I?
>>24287585
Um... no? She's taken.
Who /justwokeup/ here? Awful sleep habits, insomnia, and nocturnal posts welcome.
>>24287451
Parents just woke me up again. The second I went to piss my dad was just creepily staring at me as I went down the stairs
Looked up when I got to the bottom of the stairs and he's just in his underwear staring at me.
Take a piss and try to sleep and they start going crazy smashing shit and making loud booming sounds.
When will they die.
>>24287451
Is that cause you bombed paris?
>>24287451
Despite being a subhuman shitskin you're a pretty handsome guy OP
Can females be bots? Can females be beta? Discuss.
no and no and leave if you had to ask that
>>24287416
No. There's nothing to discuss. Women are all essentially normies.
what's it mean to be a robot?
>"I hope you have a good week, Anon. I'm gonna head to bed to get some rest for tomorrow, will you be long? Ok, well don't worry about waking me when you come to bed, you know I sleep much better with you beside me"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp05vllAWF0]
it begins anew, i'm ready for my daily dose of suicidal motivation
>"Hey, Anon right? Hey, sorry, we haven't really talked before but I was wondering if you'd maybe like to, I mean if you're interested you and I could, well, do you want to do something sometime? Sorry, I'm making no sense. You would? Honestly? Because don't say yes if you don't want to. Are you sure? Oh great! God I've been so nervous about how you'd react!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNPWT6WDJQ]
>"Nobody? Not one person? Not even one friend? Nobody. Wow. Are you kidding me around here? But why? How? I can't imagine being like that. There's not one person you could, like, phone up and talk to if you felt like?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEx8SfI540]
Have you ever paid for porn before? I bought a dogfart account for a month one time. Was pretty gud. Some stuff you just can't find on torrents anymore.
Bought a Chloe Vevrier account 3 years ago when I needed to tame my huge boobs fetish
>>24287315
Get yourself an empornium account. They have an entire dogfart site rip
As my Grandpa said "If you can't find the Torrent, it's because you suck at searching you Fragile"
why is nipple hair even a thing
>>24287226
original asdfawasfg
>>24288269
are you happy now robot
>>24288269
>>24289180
Why don't they put tape over their nipples under their clothes?
>feel the urge of socialization, gf and love
>fap
>all my urges go away
Any scientific explanation for this?
>>24287173
Bunping
Need answers
>>24287173
Dunno. I haven't even had a boner in months and I have no motivation whatsoever.
>>24287173
>socialization, gf and love
this is good for the reproduction of mankind
>all my urges go away
you are rewarded for being useful for the reproduction of mankind
basically you just gamed the system senpai
>/r9k/ full of women and normies
>/wizchan/ is dead
>tfw when there will never be a community for true robots
Why even bother, why the fuck do normies have to ruin everything?
Can't you just fuck off to /soc/ or /b/?
this is our house now
>>24287637
in the middle of normies
>>24287051
The reason /wizchan/ is dead is because of your witch hunts every time one of you is triggered. The same would happen to /r9k/ if everything you considered normie was banned.
> be me
> be femanon NEET
> meet /r9k/ NEET at coffee shop to see if things click
> he's 20 stone, atleast
> clothes are obviously years old
> clearly doesn't shower
> has normie taste in anime
> doesn't read
> spends most of his day on /pol/
> asks me to pay bill
Where are the NEETS from the NEET threads? The ones who work out and learn philosophy?
Bad bait or complete retard.
>>24287050
>Where are the NEETS from the NEET threads? The ones who work out and learn philosophy?
At home
>>24287770
/thread
lol why did they reenable the robot
Pics that make you go 'hmmmm' thread
i don't even know what the expression hmm is supposed to imply
who /dumb/?
Almost time.
Real Hmm Hours
Should i try DXM? Is the high even enjoyable? Ive heard a lot of conflicting opinions about said drug.
I tried DMX once, some guy called "X" gave it to me, but then the entire hood disappeared. Never again.
Used to be an addict. If you have a functioning college or working life it will fuck everything up. The aftereffects of the drug leave you with extremely short term memory like smoking pot almost. And you will feel depressed and disconnected from everything. It really makes you feel off.
It's not for everyone. It's perhaps worst drug someone can be addicted too.
Try a small 100mg dose to see how you feel. If you didn't like it then you aren't ready for the soul crushing hell the real doses bring. It's a life changing experience.
>>24287068
>The aftereffects of the drug leave you with extremely short term memory like smoking pot almost. And you will feel depressed and disconnected from everything. It really makes you feel off.
THIS THIS THIS
I didn't even do it that many times but it fucked up my memory good, made remembering stuff for college tests super hard
