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Why do girls like to stare so much when (they think) you're not aware?
I swear, this usually happens whether you're on the bus, on campus, in class, etc. You're minding your own business, only to turn and notice some girl staring back at you, but then diverting her attention to something else the second she's caught. Or noticing in the corner of your eye what appears to be someone looking in your direction; so you look and check for yourself, and get the same deal with a girl beaming at you, but changing her sights elsewhere in a snap. OR you're spacing out at some place like the library, trying to think, only to realise some woman is looking back at you, so you change your position to make it not seem like you were the one staring.
I even had one instance on the bus where some girl across the aisle from me, both our seats pointed towards the front, just kept staring. A cold, staunch stare. Numerous times have I turned to my side only to catch her staring again, but immediately darting towards her phone and fiddled around with it. The fuck, lads?
that bitch got so haggard, a real shame
>>24297242
She lives in a dry, windy area with lots of sunlight. It was inevitable. Same thing happens to Russians.
>>24297242
Her nose and eye color are different
>Anon, are you staring at my boobs?
what boobs.
pssssh.
Wat ya goin to do bout it?
>>24296866
No.
Get over yourself, cunt.
>be me
>been lurking /r9k/ for a while
>finally begin to reply to a few threads and try to interact with other robots
>only two people have ever replied to me
>both of them only replied to tell me how lonely and socially retarded I am, even compared to other robots
>nobody will even notice this thread either
I should probably off myself, but for whatever reason I feel like I just need to live out the whole thing. Feel free to dump your feels in this thread if you want.
>tfw madly in love with a girl who has a bf
you have to troll to get peoples attention on 4chan
Nobody responds to me either. Whatever
>hold on, anon, let me take my bra off! or do you want to do it? ;)
wot do, robotfag?
Do it your damn self, bitch.
>>24296717
ask her why
>Sure, is it front or back?
Pick one and explain how you would use it and why it's good, and why the others suck
>Earring of Understanding
Understand every language in the world,you would still need to learn how to speak it though
>Runners Nirvana
As long as you maintain your top speed you will never run out of stamina
>Perfect Memory
You are now able to recall anything that has ever happened to you in perfect detail
>Mind Scanner
Read the thoughts of one person for up to 3 minutes every hour
>Direct Convert
Your favored currency and any other now personally share a 1:1 exchange rate.
>Personalized Perception
You can now choose how quickly you want to perceive time. Make an hour feel like a minute, or a minute feel like a day
>Mind Scanner
I already work in law, but I'd move from courts to working with the federal government, making bank. Personalized perception? Useless. In theory, you can do that with dedication. Perfect Memory? What am I , writing a book? Nobody cares about the details of my life that much. I don't. And even if I had em all, then what? Runners nirvana? Seriously? Earring of Understanding? No, no thanks. That's probably the second most useful though. And don't get me started on Direct Convert.
Any mexican with Direct Convert hops the border and becomes rich overnight.
>Runners Nirvana
Useless for anyone that doesn't run for a living and lives in the first world.
>Direct Convert
Useless.
>Mid Scanner
Aside from the limitations, I wouldn't want to know what other people are thinking. It's a red pill I don't want to take.
The other tree are decent options. Earrings of Understanding is only really useful if you travel a lot, which I don't, and even then what's the point if you can't speak it. Personalized perception is cool but doesn't give you any had benefit. With Perfect Memory, you could read a book in a few minutes and remember every detail, you'd be a living dictionary on anything. So Perfect Memory is best.
NOOOOoooo, im not ready for bed yet
>>24296648
thanks OP family
>tfw fucked up sleeping pattern
>tfw start early tomorrow
>tfw havent started any work
>tfw no gf
>>24296648
I am really tired tho... my sisters just setting off to Disneyland paris.... what a fucking time to go.
POSTING THIS AS A WARNING SO YOU DONT END UP LIKE JOE BETA LIKE I DID WHEN MY EX CHEATED ON ME WITH HER EX CHAD
You met Suzie on Tinder. She's pretty hot, and by most accounts a solid 8. Your friends are impressed that you managed to get another nice looking gal.
You start banging regularly. You're happy with this arrangement. Sometimes you take her out to dinner, but it becomes easier to just tell her to "come over and cook." Whereas once you made attempts to go on dates, now she just comes over without a pretext.
As this continues, she starts to do subtle shit like leave a toothbrush at your house, her earrings on your dresser, and an extra towel in your bathroom. She gets pissed when she comes over and these things are moved, hidden from other gals in your harem. Your beautiful house is now sort of a mess. "Why the fuck is their so much hair in my drain? And what's with all the hand cream?"
Sex is still thrown at you with little effort, as she's trying to keep you interested. Being an experienced player, you are constantly sending hot and cold signals, which is now just naturally part of your aloof personality. "Nah, not tonight. I'm busy this week. Maybe tomorrow."
The other women in your harem get dialed back a bit because you're getting sex on the regular, and it's becoming a lot of effort to maintain. Part of you wonders if it would be less work to have a real girlfriend. She starts getting involved in your circle of friends more regularly. All you hear is "Suzie is a nice girl. You can't be a playboy forever, Hank. Maybe you should consider taking this one seriously." You don't like this.
As it goes on, she starts asking you about your long term goals for kids and marriage, most of which you respond to ambiguously. At this point, you're a bit bored, you want your space, and you miss chasing poon with no strings attached. You find that her constant need for attention gets in the way of your work, and other things you have going on.
"Hank, you put the tuna where it doesn't belong."
"It belongs where I say it belongs. It's my house."
"This isn't about the tuna, this is about you constantly disrespecting me!"
"No, it's about the tuna, and I'm about to kill the guy with the two chainguns. I'm not having this conversation."
"You care more about video games than me! And our relationship! That is so disrespectful! Joe Beta is constantly telling me what an asshole you are, and he's right. I'm leaving."
"Ok. Please just don't walk in front of the TV."
[ten minutes later]
"I'm sorry I acted like that, Hank. It's just, I don't know. I want to feel closer to you. I bet a blowjob would make up for it!"
Drama now becoming more constant, you slowly dial back the relationship, because you're "really busy" with "work stuff." She tells you her friend Joe Beta saw you on OkCupid, to which you respond that you just accidentally logged in or something. You also ask her why he's browsing men's profiles, with a laugh. She can't answer that.
Of course, Joe Beta has been waiting to bang your girl for years. Constantly acting as an emotional tampon, texting with her for hours, and telling her how you're a jerk and not right for her without so much of a whiff of poon. She decides to break up with you and give him a try, secretly hoping this will win you back. "I'm sorry to hear that. Best of luck, you two crazy kids!" you tell her, while in you're mind you're thinking "YESS!!!!!" and doing the dance of joy.
Six to eight months later she gives you a call and says she wants to come over. She's still dating Joe Beta, but "doesn't know if that spark is there." Against your better judgment, you bang. She starts crying when she finds a pair of earrings on your dresser that aren't hers. "You would be such a good boyfriend if you didn't have commitment issues" she sobs.
>fall in love
>get bored of her
>take her for granted
>she leaves and never wants to see you again
this is how my relationships go
>>24296607
how it goes for betas
ITT: Describe they tried to (or should have) put you into special education.
>Be fat 11 year old smart horse girl
>Can quote any line from Spongebob and 80% of Disney channel original movies
>No friends, even teachers think I'm hopeless
>4th grade teacher sat me down one day and told me to stop harassing popular kids because I wasn't pretty enough to be one
>End of school year parents announce move to Florida
>didneyworld.avi
>Take advantage of new opportunity to make friends and shed horse persona
>Get extensions, learn makeup, training bra because fat boobs already B-cup, choker necklace and etnies with two lace colors because I was a real bad chick
>Even get up and run every morning to lose baby fat
>By the time school started, I was ready to be a middle school queen
>Off to an ok start, don't bring up horses more than once a day, don't eat food off other people's trays at lunch, overall killin' it.
>Even made friends with Claire, who had the biggest boobs in the whole 5th grade and wore a real bra.
>Two weeks in, announce standardized test.
>MyTimeToShine.jpg
>Decide to make acing this exam how I would stand out from the crowd.
>Every one would worship the Queen who got a perfect score on her state test, because the smart kids are always the popular ones, right?
>Bring gatorade and clif bars, because gotta fuel my brain
>Finish them within 5 minutes of beginning test because thinking so hard
>Going strong, but realize recalculating how much time I have for each question after answering each one is probably slowing me down.
>Get a little nervous, because not on schedule
>90 minutes in, realize why people don't chug gatorade to pregame a two hour test.
>Pee level reaching maximum capacity, but can't sacrifice precious testing time, can't risk losing the popularity that will come
>Make calculated decision to pee as quickly as possible
>Run to bathroom, sit, start peeing as fast as possible
>Realize I can maximize efficiency by flushing with my foot behind me as I walk out, like a horse, so I don't have to waste precious time turning around
>BrainBlast.png
>Underestimate the combination of giant skate shoes, glute strength from running all summer, and general autist excitement.
>Kick the handle clean off the pipe. Water pours out like an open hydrant in Brooklyn
>OhShit.webm
>No time to panic, so I just run out.
>Pass Claire on the way to my seat as she heads to the bathroom, and she shoots me a genuine smile that nobody would have given me in fourth grade.
>Sit down and try to resume securing my popularity through achievement, but can't even get through one problem.
>Claire runs back in yelling about water pooling in the hallway.
>Everyone looking around, no longer focused on taking the most important test of my life.
>Teacher calms her down and goes outside to look.
>My heart is beating faster than a horse going full gallop
>After the longest forty-five seconds of my life, the principal comes on the intercom
>"Attention students, please exit the building as quickly as possible. A water pipe has burst in J hall".
>TFW I flooded the school and everyone had to retake the test
>TFW Claire told everyone I pooped so big it blew up the toilet.
>TFW I realize I'm too autistic to ever be popular.
But... why though?
You learned of it
For those in college, who has poor study habits but still do well? I typically don't study except for quizzes and tests, do work the day or hour before they are due, and still do just fine.
Studying two hours for every credit hour is shit, and is just something that's used to sap out your time.
Anti-sage
I have very very poor study habits, OP
>>24296560
I'm pretty sure that's called "bump".
Who here has high functioning autism?
>be me
>25
>when I get excited I flap my fingers I front of my eyes
>I have an unhealthy obsession with gundam
>I spend hours reading about mobile suits and memorized facts about them
>also have an obsession with military aircraft
>it took years to function in public
>I'm pretty good looking and dress well, but still spill spaghetti when I talk to grills
>I only can connect to characters in anime
>I'm a vegan but not because I care about animals or the environment. I just really don't like meat or dairy, the taste and textures bother me.
>>24296119
There's no such thing as "high functioning autism." You're weird and socially inept. It's not a disease. You're too stupid and lazy to get better.
>>24296119
How's the metal gear project going?
>>24296249
He's probably wants to nail his sister too
>tfw no qt dancefu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOUKRbRiww
This is my dance husbamdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC1y-EGmNbI
>>24295828
>tfw no qt japanese gf
>>24295828
only whores dance
Is Guts a robot?
>Was raped
>Was kekked
>Ugly and deformed
>>24295821
>ugly
guts is a true beauty
>>24295821
Why did you fucking spoil it for me
I was going to read that manga and you genuinely just spoiled it for me
Not even being sarcastic
I hope your mom dies of cancer you weaboo fuck i hate people like you
>>24296387
Honestly op ruined the series for me and i probably never experience it the way he did or how i should have
Fuck this piece of shit
ITT: feels of any strain
>tfw no gf
>talking to gril
>she starts talking about how she started yoga
>says she's been working on her abs
Not sure how to feel about thatbesides aroused
>>24296674
Reminds me, I should go to the beach with her again sometime
>>24296674
Tell her you want to start working out but would like a gym buddy.
What the "alphas" are doing to the "betas" is no different from what Hitler did to the Jews.
More like what the betas are doing to themselves. Maybe hop off 4chan and stop feeling sorry for yourself and something might happen.
Ever since that shooting r9k is just a bunch of complaining normfags
>>24295754
funny joke, mate
>>24295754
Back2love-shy forums faggot.
