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15 Traits of People Pleaser Syndrome (in 15 minutes)
How many of them do you have, robots?
>mfw i almost have all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPmv9_UYpxo
Im a people pleaser, its fun making people around me happy. Dont see whats so sad bout this.
>lifecoach youtube channel
>>24294873
enjoy being manipulated by some sick person and have your emotional state wrecked
>>24294891
>opinion of a random anon on the worst board on this planet
you could also watch the video and learn something new and then do your own research
or be a biased idiot
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
>>24294802
I don't know man, but i don't know why you would either
How good is hanging yourself for suicide?
>>24294802
No point.
Embrace the absurdism of it all.
Where were you when the legend from /b/ trolled everyone and make up a fake Paris shooting (which he then took credit for)
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>>24294825
>IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!
damn those 4 Channers!
There's a girl trying to fuck me, and I think I'll let her. I'm a KV though, and she's been with at least 5 guys.
What do?
>>24294761
hurr le fucking durr idk maybe put a bullet through your brainstem, you fucking idiot.
Be guy #6
>What do?
put your winkie in her hooha. wear a rubber.
If you can't stand the thought of doing it with a woman who isn't a pure virgin, then go join ISIS and fuck goats instead.
what should I do robots
>>24294751
i guess you should take 2 tablets by mouth 3 times a daily as needed for pain
Take 2 tablets by mouth 3 times daily
You might wanna take two tablets three times per day. Eating them is a good option for this.
Why are normies so stupid?
I talk to normies in my job, and they don't know anything about anything. They never think critically about what they hear, or really put any thought into anything they do.
>politics?
>economics?
>philosophy?
>nutrition?
>basic motivation and logic?
NOTHING
You can't even have arguments with them. If you disagree with their dumb opinion, they take it as a personal attack and get offended, so you can't even explain how fucking idiotic they are. It seems to be accepted to just shut up and pretend you agree with everything they want to tell you. I have to pretend to be an idiot around them, just so they won't get scared.
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
you gotta remember the average person is realy average
Sounds like they have you bested emotionally
>>24294699
since when does "average" mean "stupid"?
For an example, I work in health care. Yet when I talk about demographic trends and the future of health care a few decades down the lines, people say they've never even thought about it. Bitch, this directly concerns your profession. You never thought about it? You haven't notices the changing average patient profile, and how it might get worse the in future and that changes are required?
It just astounds me.
How the fuck can stoners delude themselves into thinking theyre good people?
Whenever I want to just hang out and play video games they pull out a bowl and when I say I don't want any they just say "Fucking coward" "You don't even smok wed"
What the fuck
>>24294660
>"Fucking coward" "You don't even smok wed"
nothing personnel kid
>>24294660
I agree.
Stoners are the worst druggie sub culture.
They are just terrible.
The whole thing.
They get obsessed with it.
Weed makes you ignorant and stupid.
Don't see me walking around with a tshirt that says 'SMOKE SHARD FOR LIFE'
>>24294660
they want to drag you down into their degenerate habit.
Remember who you are.
>>24294448
A desperate beta?
>>24294448
A Lonely drunkard.
an utter failure
>I am starting a Skype group for femanons only and I will require proof for you to join.
>In this group we can actually talk about our feels with out having these autistic keks pestering us.
So add me on green.skies1
>>24294400
sky is not green tho tbqh
>>24294400
so why come to this board at all?
im assuming you won't come back once you have your little skype group, right?
There is no such thing as a "femanon" you can't be female and anonymous. That's an oxymoron.
It's literally THIS easy to kiss a girl when you're chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA5wEGsIjSY
>chad is doing a "magic trick"
>he says to the girls "i'm gonna write your name on this paper
>if i get it wrong you get 50 bucks
>if i get it write i get a kiss
>they accept the challenge
>he literally writes "your name" on paper
>they kiss him anyways
There's no point in trying.
>>24294372
Ah to be young again and naive enough to believe in staged entertainment, how does the time go by so quickly
>>24294372
you know those are all staged right?
>>24294407
This. All streamers and Youtubers are just that - entertainment
Seriously believing anything that happens on their streams or videos is tantamount to mental illness, it's like believing that soap operas are real
How come racists/white nationalists are usually massive japanophiles?
Because your idea of them is what you see on a weeb imageboard
>>24294331
No, I'm talking about the ones I've met IRL
>>24294279
It's an almost ethnically homogeneous country where most people are proud of their heritage and culture. They're also really xenophobic. They naturally have a lot in common.
What would you guys do if you finally got a gf but when you took off her panties, you saw this?
I mean, really, you complain about roasties all the time but how can you know and what the fuck would you even do about it anyway if faced with one? And at one point is a vagina NOT a roastie?
>>24294237
wheres the whole?
where do eye stick my penor in?
where?
I would fugg it tbqh fram
thats not that bad of a roastie teebeeaich would lick
Would you be okay with a gf who always smelled faintly of curry?
She looks ok other than the yellow teeth
>>24294190
Sure, if she looked like that and wasnt fookin hairy as shit.
Only if she doesn't poop on the side of the road while expecting me to hold her hand.
>tfw no qt gf to pull down her panties and eat out her pussy when she tells me to
The thing is, if you got a girlfriend she would likely be too passive to tell you to do anything. You would have to make all of the moves which would ruin the fun of being told to eat pussy.
>tfw no qt gf to muscle down & forcibly finger & lick while she squeals out mild protests cuz she has to study
I would never put my face in my woman's crotch or let her put her face in my own.
That's fucking gross.
The sluts at my school are driving me insane. Some of them are so sexy and wear such sexy clothes all the time like spandex leggings and stockings coupled with "sweaters" or dresses that barely cover their ass. I really want to fuck them but a bunch of them have known me for a year and hate me, the rest don't know me at all. What do? I have terrible game.
>>24294083
move to muslim country
or just learn to deal with it
>>24294083
Improve game or forget about it.
As silly as it sounds but consider " game " your mating call essentially. Beings that suck at it die without having sex, its only natural.
>>24294083
Just remember that they dont do it for you
