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ITT relationships
>Be me
>In a relationship for 4 years
>gf is solid 8/10 qt 3.14
>She is pretty normie
>1 year into relationship get DUI
>Since then everything has gone downhill
>gf always thinks I'm lying no matter what
>Always guilts me into thinking relationship problems are always my fault
>The sex used to be awesome now it's just as bland as jacking off
>Feel emotionless about her
What the fuck is my problem brobots?
I'm supposed to be living the dream yet I feel like shit about the whole thing
I feel like I'm just staying bcuz comfy
I'm too fucking betakek to end the relationship even if I wanted.
Pic related
>>24302669
You should cheat on her. Then she will love you forever.
>>24302669
kill yourself opthiscommentisoriginalipromise
>>24302787
How the fuck does that change anything
She would just hate me and I don't really want that tbqfh familio
I just don't want to be stuck in this cycle of feeling bored and depressed with my relationship anymore
Anyone have a Spotify premium account they'd share?
>>24302572
I have one but I'm not sharing it with you.
Just get the month free. Just cancel it immediately and they'll never charge you.
Yeah OP, whats your email?
>ive made >20,000 $ working
>i have <1,000$ in my bank account
this is why I don't like to work. You spend money to just make a little and then you have no time to do anything with it.
don't worry normies, you'll pay off those college denbts eventually...
Install the app Expense Manager, it helped me realize how much i'm spending.
> Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only MOMMY can do that.
why this thread, OP
>>24302346
Mommy here I love u all
still cant understand why this smug anime girl is /mommy/
>tfw your ISP sends out a letter informing your parents that you watch Chinese cartoons
>tfw trying to explain what Yuru Yuri is without sounding like a pedophile
>>24302283
What country u live in anon?
>>24302283
maybe you are a pedophile? deal with it
>>24302298
Australia
t-thanks new privacy laws
>>24302318
There is LITERALLY nothing about watching middle school lesbians that makes me a pedophile
Whats the secret to getting a gf?
>>24302192
Just bea Chad
not that it will make a difference for you, but all secrets are here op. you will hate them
www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
>>24302192
Being attractive and confident. Chad has this. You don't.
wait so actually how common is sexual attraction to young girls (pedo, 5-12)?
is it really THAT uncommon to have these feelings?
cos I got a feeling that like MOST guys find these ages sexually attractive, but they all just pretend they don't
Its pretty rare. What you're feeling is the delusion that your thoughts are normal. If you look at racists, they imagine that everyone hates other races but suppresses it to be politically correct. Psychopaths believe that other people are pretending to have emotions and feel sad, or that empathy is a ruse.
You think your patterns of thought are normal because it is all you've ever known. You conceal your pedophilia in public and act like normal. Then, you notice that everyone else acts normal, so you falsely assume that everyone else secretly harbors pedophiliac thoughts. This is a logical failure known as affirming the consequent. The truth of A implies B, so you assume the truth of B implies A - in reality, this isn't so. (A is concealed pedophilia, B is normal behavior)
>>24302187
This sounds too intelligent for an r9k post. Is this a new FBI tactic?
>>24302244
Yes.
It is. Just ignore him.
In middle school the weird shy short girl had a crush on me and kept asking me out but every time she did I'd avoid it somehow so I wouldn't have to answer
Now she still looks the exact same and is a 4' 9" petite loIi
Feels bad
We could have had something
CooI story Chad
>>24302593
lm not Chad
>>24302050
nice 1 chad, u probably reject 100's of girls amiright :))go fuck yourself
whats stopping you guys from killing yourselves?
why do you want to?
Because after much introspection and objective analysis of my life I found better things to do and less to complain about.
>>24301990
Fighting games are keeping me from killing myself. When sf5 hits it'll be a great time for me, i cant go yet
>>24301990
mostly because I'm too fucking scared to hurt myself in the slightest
basically i r a little bitchmo
Hello my fellow NEETs. What's your favorite fast food? I love me some Chik-Fil-A. Mommy's gonna buy me some today!
CFA is that shit and I rep any1 who hates faggots senpai
>tfw eurofag
there only is McD and BK to choose from senpai
>>24301959
I used to wagekek at chic-fil-a. It's good but it is over priced. Salads are like 7-8$ and don't even come with a drink like wtf man
Do it for umaru!
She can succeed in real life and maintain secretly being a loser degenerate and so can you!
her familiy is rich
>>24302077
Her and her brother live off of her brothers salaryman income
>>24302108
A japanese salaryman.
BE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING WHORES!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU!
I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND PENIS IN VAGINA SEX!
WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH SUPERFICIAL BITCHES???
BE
MY
FUCKING
GF!!!!!!
>kek
Your face looks like you would kill me in my sleep I f I even agreed to be your girlfriend.
>>24301751
Brilliant satire of a strawman.
>>24301982
FUCK
OFF
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Why would you come in here just to mock me and prove me right about all the shit I just said???
>"men" who are less than 7 inches
Just kill yourselves
I don't think there's a manlet that short that exists OP. But yes, if a man existed who was less than 1 foot tall, I'd agree, he should kill himself.
>>24301690
who is this scrotum totem?
desu
>tfw 6.9999"
Maker's breath, just hang me now.
Why am I handsome looking in the mirror but ugly in photographs?
maybe your face only looks good reversed
or when you look at yourself in a certain light you think you're better looking than you are
>>24301659
so i'm actually bad looking most of the time?
>>24301636
When you look in a mirror, you are seeing a reverse (mirror) image of yourself and you grow up seeing this version of yourself more than any other image so when you look at pictures, a true image of yourself, it looks distorted to you because it's not what you are used to seeing.
When you smile in a mirror, you have feedback. You can see how you look and you smile naturally (with the whole face, not just the mouth). When you pose for a picture, you might be forcing whatever look you are going for. If you do a fake smile (just with the mouth or forced contortion of the face) it looks bizarre.
Another reason is the perspective. We tend to stand away from mirrors at a distance that is fairly flattering - pretty close, which tends to make your eyes, nose, and mouth look a little bigger on your face than the more flattened perspective from farther away like in most photos (other than selfies). They used to teach photographers that using a longer lens that flattened perspective made more flattering portraits, but opinions differ and sometimes the closer perspective can look "cuter" because it gives you a little bit of an elfish, or childlike appearance. Pic related.
roommates annoying as fuck. What're some subtle ways i can fuck with him?
By being more tolerant, he'll think to himself woah where did my dickhead roomie go? that will really fuck his mind up.
>>24301623
Deepthroat his cock when he sleeps!
stabbing him 20 times in his sleep
