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Asian girls are the closets humans to anime. Her skull shape looks exactly like an anime girl.
>>24295739
Do we really have to go through this again?
Pretty girls are the closest to animes, regardless of race.
>>24295739
I agree. Also, due to their flat face and high cheekbones combined with a weak chin and jawline, Asian chicks tend to look like fish when sucking dick.
ITT: we petition Hiroshima Nagasaki to remove the robot again.
REMOVE THE ROBOT
Vote on this strawpoll and maybe he'll see it
http://strawpoll.me/6018374
Mods please sticky this thread
>>24295620
Fuck off. The robot is fine. Also the filters are great. Now all we have to do is remove whiners like you.
>>24295620
Fuck right off, I like the robot. If it drives people away, that's even better.
it can be inconvenient, but it has significantly reduced the redditor population, so it should stay
I've just come to the realization that I'm never going to touch a girl without paying for it, I'm never going to feel the warm embrace of a girl that loves me back. I'm destined to be the loser, it's always been that way and it isn't going to stop now.
Has anyone else come to this realization?
Yeah, sometime last year.
I don't know, every single woman I look at is so obvioualy out of my league that there's seriously no point in trying.
My dreams about the future no longer involve a wife, or ever a significant other.
>>24295639
I don't feel they're out of my league, I'm just too much of a coward to leave the house and get to know them. I'm a failure in every sense of the world and I'll never achieve my dreams. I give up.
Monsters have to take what they want.
There is nothing gay about trap porn. Nobody regards futa as gay, so this is basically the 3D equivalent.
>those low hanging balls
hnnnnnng (im not gay though)
>>24295511
it's pretty gay, stop being such a faggot and admit it. i bet you're one of those idiots who would wear a mask if u made porn with a tranny
>>>/b/
Original text, cunt
Post your hilarious caps of him and talk about this wonderful specimen!nigger
friendly reminder that our king of r9k is watching this thread.
>>24295578
wow you people are still obsessed with me making threads about me and shit.
>>24295578
>>24295848
>2 replies
>1 poster
kek nice thread about yourself
>hey anon, want to get some coffee?
>I'm a wreck, I need my coffee
>Coffee break time!
>I'm going to need a lot of coffee to get through this
>Anon, what kind of coffee can I get you?
>COFFEE
>COFFEE
>FUCKING COFFEE
I don't get it. Why are normies so obsessed with coffee? When I tell them I don't drink coffee, they look at me like an outer space alien.
It's an addiction. I used to drink 7 cups of coffee a day to keep me from being tired. I'm down to 4 cups a day now and I'm tired all the time.
Because coffee tastes good and gives you energy. Plus it's kind of a normie meme.
>>24295466
Same here, man.
I've never understood the addiction to coffee. It tastes like ass, and gives you a bit of energy, and eventually it doesn't taste so bad and you suffer from withdrawl every day.
Fucking normies.
Is Pepe a Chad now? His cock and balls look too good to be a robot.
What do fembots think of Chad Pepe?
Also, which one of you fuckers started this meme?
>>24295429
>tfw pepe's balls look like they're full of pepe semen and about to burst
>>24295429
Pepe will never be a Chad, he will always be a lonely robot.
>>24295429
I've seen this posted a bunch over the last few days in the wagekek threads.
eggman appreciation threadJUST edition
He escaped and abandoned us. I have no appreciation for him anymore.
>>24295400
Eggy is so effay. Will he add anybody on snapchat?
>>24295440
yeah, all memes aside eggman is pretty nice guy.
you should only add him if you're an egghead tho
Pokemon is literally the same game over and over but with a few new Pokemon.
Pokemon is Nintendo/GameFreak's Call of Duty.
>>24295392
its ok when nintendo does it
They really know how to milk it for all it's worth.
Even worse are those yearly EA sport games.
>same game twice nearly every year for 2 decades
>N-nintendo is based guise
Do they go normie eventually?
Robots don't get old. They either become normies or kill themselves.
They become shut-ins. Or are so poor they use the internet at the library all day every day for the rest of eternity.
>>24295358
they suicide or end up in jail by then
So for the next part of the interview we'd like to ask you a few questions
..Have you ever had sex before?
I lie and say yes.
I would ask them to define sex
depends on how many masturbations they consider 1 sex
A couple from the top of my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH7nXgzKpM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUxxQIUV7o
I like this thread.
Here's one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI
I mean, how can they outright lie and say it hurts? The pass penis sized shits all the time, so this very notion that a penis would be "hard" to take is laughable.
Do they just like lying?
Girls don't poop, that hole is vestigial like the appendix
How to confirmation bias on internet thanks????????
>>24295215
Considering the anus is only for ejecting things, when injecting things it tends to cause pain for the owner of the anus in question.
im probably going to kill myself soon
its been fun
no it wont be fun. pls stay alive
If you aren't going to be an hero I don't care t b h.
k can i have your things desu senpai
>aquire black gf
>despite her pressuring, never tell friends/family
>eventually after a year we split up
>no one ever has to know about that part of my life.
Same, still haven't told my parents.
>>24294945
are you still together?
>>24295137
Yes. To be fair though I also haven't met her family.
