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Anyone else happy that moot purged the stormfags on /pol/ before he quit?
>>223553
Why don't you go back to Reddit? ???
It's where you libtards belong
>>24288638
Hello redditfucking robot9000
Only niggers and liberal white guilt, nigger lovers hate /pol/.
>all parents do is fight
>fight fight fight
>hitting each other
>mother in tears black from bruses
>one day jump in and hit my dad as hard as possible
>keep hitting him
>again
>again
>again
>agian
>all I wanna do is get them both out of my life
Who /moving out/ here?
how did your dad react to you hitting him?
>>24288615
he started crying and then he apologized and asked what he could do to make it up to me, and i said "buy me reddit gold for a year :3"
edit: wow thanks for the gold!
Fucking whiteknight, you should have teamed up and hit your mother.
>born as one of the races people don't find attractive
This is bullshit.
People born white are just lucky.
People born Asian might have small dicks, but at least they have pale skin.
It's not fair. It's like being a victim of evolution. I feel like a fucking flightless bird.
>hurr durr shitskin
Yeah fine. I mean personally I don't find my skin color ugly, but I guess others do. It's just unfair because I have that same preference for pale-ish skinned girls that most humans do. And now that non-Hispanic browns are see as terrorists, it's even worse.
Does any one on /r9k/ want to challenge themself and sympathize? Rather than using this as an excuse to be unkind and boost your own self-esteem.
Don't take it personally. Most people don't care about that stuff in real life. I saw like two black guys with Asian girls today and many black girls with white guys.
>>24288412
Shut up and stop appropriating our culture, mud hut dweller.
>>24288479
Yeah, I never think about countering white genocide irl lol tbhf haha
>tfw even FtM trannies are more Chad than us actual males
>>24288371
Roids kind of do that to you
>>24288371
You'd be way more alpha too if you were getting daily testosterone/male hormone injections.
What's with this normalcunt trend of holding up written messages in pictures? I see it everywhere.
Oh heyy wagekeks. I hope you're relaxing right now. Gotta go to bed early tonight so you can wake up early tomorrow. Another day another dollar! While you're eating your reheated wendys chili or half assed salad tomorrow at lunch , I'll be going to subway to have a delicious healthy submarine sandwich made by a certified sandwich artist. Another day another dollar!
>>24288355
wew wew I guess his claims of autism aren't fabricated. wewwwwww wew wew wew it's his 6th thread, his addiction knows no bounds
wew laddios wew wew look at him go. He's that upset, he makes thread after thread.
you cannot make it up folks.
>>24288355
mfw people actually think subway is healthy
>>24288424
wagekeks BTFO
don't you have anything 'fulfilling' to do on your pittance of a weekend bro?
I went out today and couldn't resist buying this night gown. Do you think it is too childish for a grown up?i couldn't take a good picture because I'm on the bus
Is that a onesie?
I have an infantilization fetish so please say yes
Who gives a shit what other people think? Wear it and own it
>>24288333
Nah, honestly thats kind of cute. Looks comfy
r9k, is there something wrong with me?. i like trains. i think trains are the most fucking cool thing ever. i like being on trains, i like looking at trains, i like looking at maps of train networks, i like the sound trains make when they go nearby. trains are just fucking great and i have no idea why. i've even torrented train simulator 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2015 but i have to play them on the lowest setting because my laptop cant handle anything else, but even with the shittest graphics i dont mind.
is this weird? i dont have any other autist kind of interests at all, i dont watch anime or play any vidya. i just really like trains, does anyone else feel this way?
>>24288238
Trains are comfy
Nothing like getting to a big train station early, getting a nice not beverage to take on the train
>>24289012
I prefer to get a cold beverage and a sandwich, but yes it is nice
You are so god damn fucking lucky please be greatfull. I would fucking kill to have something that I'm genuinely interested in. Please please please be greatfull that you are so stoked about something.
Another omegle thread, because they're always sooo good
'teaching bitches how to swim' edition
who /proper omegle etiquette here???
who are these refugee kiddies
>>24288183
>not posting the tags
ITT ask a "normie" with a gf, job, and friends anything.
>>24288178
why aren't you shitposting on /b/ or reddit?
How do I become like you? I don't want to be a robot, anymore.
>>24288237
Because reddit sucks and /b/ essentially is reddit these days.
>>24288244
Tell me about yourself and your situation and I'll give you what advice I can.
![[Cthuko] One Punch Man - 03 [720p H264 AAC][7BDEEF12].mkv_snapshot_16.18_[2015.11.15_14.11.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3KtaUJF.jpg "[Cthuko] One Punch Man - 03 [720p H264 AAC][7BDEEF12].mkv snapshot 16.18 [2015.11.15 14.11.33]")
Have you done your daily 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and 10k run yet robots?
You have to be physically fit to kill normies
>>24288089
Is the anime any good?
sit ups are bullshit. murder is bullshit. i'm getting in shape for the end of the world orgy.
>>24288089
I actually did. I was at the gym today. Squats, deadlifts, OHP, bench, ....
That creeping feeling of obligation that sneaks up on a Sunday afternoon and slowly weighs you down until it becomes reality Monday morning.
>tfw have to wake up at 8am for a 9am psych appointment then work from 2-10:30pm
Kill me now I'm tired of living.
Tfw I have to wake at 0645 to get ready for my shit job and drive for an hour to get just 12 miles.
Thanks OP
>>24288081
That sinking feeling NEETs get when they read the word wew.
Wwwwwwew.
So why do normalfags hate us so much and judge us hard?
to entertain themselves and feel wanted
>>24288072
Does the quality of this drawing in anyway reflect the effort you put into your social interactions?
>>24288072
>why do normalfags hate us so much and judge us hard?
>find bf material
>wanna make him mine
>invite him to go out with me
>he doesn't understand that I want to date him
>I'm scared to be forward about it because rejection is hard
>I post on r9k
>robots tell me not to be such a pussy
>went to his place yesterday for anime and chill
>3 hours in
>still just watching anime laying a foot apart from each other on his bed
>nothinghaschanged.jpg
>start to get up a lot, but every time I sit back down, I sit down slightly closer to him
>eventually he is cornered at the edge of the bed and I am only 8" away from him
>Nothing happens for a couple more hours
>it is now 1 AM
>I pretend to fall asleep
>accidentally fall asleep
>I wake up a little later and all the electronics are off and he is sleeping on the floor
>I get up quietly and lay down next to him with my back to his face
>every 15 minutes or so I scooch my back into him by a couple inches
>eventually my back is partially resting on his hips
>he puts his hand on my shoulder and does the 'i have a cat' thing
>i continue to pretend to be asleep while cuddling up into him
>hours pass
>eventually he plays with my nipples and I let him because mmm
>I stop pretending that I'm asleep and we have sex
>fall asleep
>wake up
>he is getting ready for work
>"I thought you were off today?"
>"Got called into work."
>He doesn't have to go in until 10:00 though and so I offer to cook breakfast for him except the dishes are dirty so I end up doing the dishes while he makes pancakes and sunny side eggs.
Greatest. Weekend. [inalongtime].
Pic related.
Pic also related.
Also related.
Congratulations. I hope things work out with him.
Hi. I dont know what to say ummmm lets start with the point that I have been around here for a couple of weeks. Some people post their pics on here and others may say the reason why they dont get any friends. I really dont have any friends which share my thoughts or feelings. :( I get to be used to talk alot to people, but at some point I gave up and I will stay alone forever without any friends.
SO WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!!?! Do I really look THAT creepy as some people say?
>>24288027
>generic file name
timestamp or gtfo
Regardles of b8, as if any girl would be turned down by any boy if he was approached out of nowhere.
>>24288730
i would turn girls down tbqh f a m
>tfw finished watching this and now I want a 3D gf/wife
How can I stop being a robot?
Fug, I used to read this a bit back and it was cute as shit.
>>24287931
Word of advice; You don't want a 3dpd waifu.
>>24287994
Why not? I want someone to share my life with. I wouldn't even mind dealing with a roastie as long as she stays faithful to me.
