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Who else fucking hates sunday evenings?
I fucking hate being a wageslave already and I'm only 24.
>tfw spending all my free time to work on my own company so I have a slightly better chance of living like pic related
>>24285941
I've despised Sunday's ever since I was in the 5th grade. I guess that was just fate telling me I was destined to be a wageslave
>>24285941
What's your company going to be OP?
"Sunday night blues is an acute condition, mostly affecting nine-to-five workers and students. This condition is characterized by anxiety about the week ahead and a sense of helplessness and depression. It most often occurs on Sunday afternoons and evenings. It is also referred to as "school bus blues" or "Sunday night depression"."
i've been gone from r9k for 5 months because I got a girlfriend and actually started to get my life together. I got a job, a 6/10 girlfriend, and we moved in together.
i just got keked.
i usually work on sundays and when I do it is 11-5, but I came to work today and my boss had to close up early. i came home to find my girlfriend getting fucked by this fucking nigger. i promised myself i would never come back to r9k but i can't. i need some help, i'm thinking about suicide.
Break up with her at least you had a functioning life.
Damn nigga I haven't seen Stuart Little I hallucinated his presence on datura. Wonder if the movie still holds up.
This didn't happen. On the off chance it did the obvious answer is to dump her and tell her to go to hell and get out of living with her asap.
>live in shitty thin wall housr
>Wake up every day to my shitty parents being loud as fuck
>they run up and down the stairs past my room and all over
>they make loud slamming noises everywhere they go somehow
>go to the bathroom
>dad is just standing in his underwear staring at me and getting in my way
>Every time they slam the door the whole house shakes
>They slam the door literally ten times in a row and every 30 seconds
>hear the cubbards downstairs being slammed non stop
>As soon as I want to sleep or do something is the exact moment my parents start running around the house getting jn the way and making tons of noise
>tell them I don't mind if they walk around just try not making loud noises or doing it a lot
>Ask them to be quiet and they freak out
>they can literally do this for hours straight somehow
>they yell at me to do shit
>Tell them I'm too tired from their bullshit
>they just freak out do chores and slam shit
>try to go back to sleep
>they start doing chores angrily loud as fuck and slamming shit and doing everything so loudly the whole house is shaking and rumbling
How bad is homelessness? I'm sick of wasting my time being sabotaged by retards.
Contact social services senpai
>>24285757
You're bitch boy living under their roof. Move out if you don't like it.
>>24285838
I'm 23 if I tell anyone I'm 23 living with my parents and crying about it they think I'm a whiny manchild no one gets how bad it is
I just wanna pack my bags and run away and find a job somewhere
Should I buy a ps4 and fallout 4?
>>24285696
I should be wary of not letting it control my life, and should only play when I have free time, right?
>>24285725
You're right I'm too fat.... Just keep that in mind ya?
>>24285744
You fucking deer lmao
Reminder that frogposters cant be robots. Pepe is a normie meme, and by associating with it you associate with normies.
>>24285671
>post implies OP is a "true" robot
>says frogposters can't be robots
>posts frog
>is a frogposter yet still a robot?
>>24285755
Its an example of how normie a meme it is dumb-dumb.
>>24285813
>by associating with it you associate with normies
By your own logic you can't be a robot. Maybe you shouldn't have posted a frog you fucking normie. Go back to /b/.
has everyone forgotten cracky chan?
you have havn't you? FUCK YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE QUEEN OF 4CHAN. THE QUEEN OF THE SKY FUCK YOU ALL
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cracky-chan
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
love love
>>24285511
4chan's original Queen.
4chan's only Queen.
Long live the Queen of the Sky.
>>24285511
i wonder how old she is now
>go on a date with a woman in her late 20s
>she starts questioning me about my job and money
>>24285505
Just get up and leave. Or lie and then pump and dump. She is so obviously cruising for a beta provider it's not even funny.
That's just really rude, you should just leave. Questioning someone about something that personal should only be reserved for big moments, like moving in together.
>tfw every woman after 25 is like this
>tfw even if i get a gf now she will be with me only for the providing
>tfw you will never be truly loved
is suicide the only option here?
Mere hour are left before Monday rises again
>>24285414
>mere hour
NEET scum can't even spell
>tfw the cycle of unikuckery finishes another spin
>>24285869
sorry, I had one had on the keyboard and another in your gf
Im going to kill myself
I know no one will read this thread but I wanted to get it off my chest
>>24285384
DONT DO IT ANON COON!!!!!
I read your thread. Now your wrong.
>>24285384
Go find a prostitute before you do it.
can you guys recommend me some comfy movies/tv shows?
There are no "comfy" movies/tv shows. At least not how I see and define comfiness.
Comfiness defeats the whole purpose of movies and tv shows. A movie is supposed to have some tension and entertainment.
Comfiness though is a simple state of warmth and peace of mind.
Thus a movie can not be comfy without being boring as hell.
>>24285366
>your face when
>>24285308
The X-files are very comfy. I'd also check out Twin Peaks. These are the two shows I enjoy watching when I'm relaxing in bed desu.
>2016
>France keeps getting btfo by muslims
>they try to become refugees to the US
>Trump builds the wall and protects our autism bux from the French so they flood the UK instead
Why aren't you voting for the best candidate since Ron Paul
>they try to become refugees to the US
The French would rather go to real first world countries like New Zealand, Canada and Australia.
>>24285331
>Canada
>first world
Cool being stuck in 2011
>le weeb republican maymay
I'm not voting for a candidate that's going to let me starve.
>you will never have a ditzy cheerleader girlfriend
why even live desu
>have gf who is a model
>she is a plus size model
>not sure what to think
>>24285293
i want to kill myself loll!
>>24285249
We don't have cheerleaders in Brazil. Crazy culture. Looks like you have all figured out.
>every anxiety website is full of normies
>>24285086
Even ants get anxiety I guess.
>>24285086
>250x250
>>24285110
i have shit resolution
What would happen in 4chan implemented an upvote/downvote system? Just a simple way to say "I liked/did not like this post". No censorship or post movement or anything. A post with -200 votes will still be visible and in the same position as it was compared to the post below it with +200 votes. They also wouldn't mean anything. No karma or gold or anything.
Would it change 4chan for the better or worse? Or everything stay exactly the same?
>>24285074
Fuck off reddit. Seriously just fuck off.
>>24285124
this
Seriously fuck off back to _____ idc if you been here since 1993 just fuck off and leave us alone you aren't wanted here
>>24285124
>>24285631
You two are gentlemen and scholars, upvoted.
>Walk into lecture hall
>Have to go to the front to sign in
>Stumbling around & I have this "out of it" look on my face
>Sign in
>Leave
>>24284967
>degenerate
Didn't do shit, fuck off
>>24284987
I was drunk
>sign in sheet
Confirmed for shit university.
