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>if you call a guy by 'man' he rarely gives a shit
>if you call a girl by 'woman' she will always react in a negative way or say "I have a name you know"
Why does this happen?
>>24283430
cos you're a pussy.
>if you call a guy by 'man' he rarely gives a shit
>if you call a girl by 'woman' she will always react in a negative way or say "I have a name you know"
>if you call a guy or girl by 'human' he/she will always think you're weird
Why does this happen?
I use the term 'man' to refer to anyone. The last time I spoke to a girl (a long while back) I referred to her as man, like
>hey man, check this out
she didn't give a shit.
though I have no friends now, male or female so maybe that's why
no wagekek threads?
>>24283428
You must summon the NEET friend
>>24283428
Not until now, what do you want to talk about?
NEETs are asleep
I just finished it. That's me.
Show me yours.
here's the template because op is a faggot
>>24283583
OP here. This is the correct template, found lurking for 4chan templates in Google Images, you dumb fuck! :^)
Diff. template because who can be fucked to make one
What would you do if your gf cheated on you?
Cut her out of my life completely and take "you're dead to me" by heart.
Probably accept it, I know i'm a beta male so I shouldn't be surprised she found someone else to make her pussy quiver.
Kill her
I even told her that
It's a Sunday morning in winter. You wake to find yourself in a small room. The curtains have been left open overnight and outside snow is falling thickly and silently. No light is on inside the room, and although it is dim you turn to your right and see the face of your girlfriend lying beautifully asleep on the pillow beside you. The duvet you have both been sharing has been pulled down to her waist due to your restless movements while asleep.
Do you:
A) Pull up the duvet to cover your girlfriend's shoulder, ensuring she will be warm and comfortable, but risking the chance of waking her up.
B) Slide out of bed slowly and carefully to shower and get ready for the day while your girlfriend sleeps.
C) Go back to sleep, enjoying the warmth and comfort of your bed in contrast to the snowy weather outside.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u153b2MO5Lg]
Please vote to continue: http://strawpoll.me/6013147
>>24283290
I'd suffocate the bitch with a pillow, then get the fuck out of there. I didn't go to sleep here, and I ain't sticking around to find out how I got there.
>>24283290
Wtf I live in la where am i
>Go to the store
>When nobody is looking
>Grab a chips bag
>Crumple it so all the chips turn into mush
>Walk out with the only chips bag that has proper chips in it
>Super smug face combined with devilish mischief face
Mischief general?
>>24283127
>at bookstore
>see Qu'ran
>huehuehue.jpg
>put next to cookbook for bacon recipes
>put both in the romance section
>Society thinks I should kill myself
>I don't
>be at gas station
>rub my hands all over my balls
>touch keypad to pay
>touch pump handle
>mfw normies are touching my nut sweat
what the fuck do normies do when alone??
>>24283119
wrong website and wrong board bro
Try reddit to get an answer
Most of them are extroverts so they're probably planning things so they don't have to be alone.
They go on the internet, listen to music, play video games
Some of them read
"Netflix and chill"
Housework, work in general
Maybe they work on a skill
I think they like exercising too, like jogging and such
>join r9k skype group
>anonymous but still too scared to talk
fug
The FBI monitors the group to watch out for potential school shooters so it's probably for the best.
>>24283114
Which group was it?
I chatted with them. Polite bunch.
>>24284131
it's since been ruined by this fucking attention whoring black anon
ITT: smug feels
>be married to a robot
>his little brother is a total chad
>has a very good paying job with benefits doing construction
>pumps and dumps stacys on the constant
>even fucks hideous girls when he loses bets to his friends or gets dared to
>gets a gf who doesn't leave him for being a cheating asshole
>husband and I keep making bets on when she's going to break up with him, since his infidelity is obvious
>she stays with him
>chadbro starts to think they're really 'meant to be' because she is the loyalest of the stacys
>she makes subtle references on social media about wanting babies some day, how much she loves her sister's baby, etc
>chad finally gives her what she wants and gets her pregnant
>she goes full exorcist, doesn't let him get away with anything, completely pussifies him
>quits her job, spends his money relentlessly
>she's about to dump him and take him for all he's worth in child support
Our last standing bet is on whether or not she's going to fool him into marrying her before she leaves him, so that she can get the double whammy of child support and alimony.
>be married to a robot
THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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CO-OOON-QUESSSST
NOW YOU KNOW WHO MADE THE CONQUEST
>>24282971
10/10 image
Do you ever feel sad that you can't be cute? Like you werent born with the features to be cute like a round head and a small nose but instead you were cursed with a man jaw and a huge nose?it makes me sad
Yes. I would transition if I wasn't so tall and broad shouldered.
>>24282961
yeah it feels pretty bad. I'm usually the ugliest looking girl the room. It's weird how cute every other girl in my class is.
>>24282961
i am cute though c:
>Muh undefeated streak
>Can beat any man
>She can beat Floyd Mayweather easily
>She can beat up any guy on r9k
Take this L. Wrap this L around your fucking mouth.
>>24282935
>Take this L
LoL
Anyone knows if she will walk again?
>>24282935
>take this L
My friend no one says that outside of worldstar
She could still beat up any guy on /r9k/. She beat a guy she was dating because he had taken nudes without her permission or something. She's an olympic gold medalist and 95% of robots have never been in a fight.
Fembot here, recently I've been dating this robot and he's super nice. He loves me and I love him, and he was planning on seeing me soon. He was going to be my first. I was so happy. But suddenly things changed, he's cold and distant and tells me to fuck off. I love him and I wish he wouldn't act this way. Can you robots give me any advice on how to convince him that me having a dick doesn't make him gay?
post pics then we'll tell ya
No, that makes him pretty gay.
Sounds gay to me, boy.
How are you feeling tonight, robots?
>>24282785
eh its ok.. pretty bad but ok.
how about you?
Cold outside but I'm in a /comfy/ hoodie with some shitty soda. Not bad in all, though it will be another lonely night.
How are you, OP?
Not good man, never good.
So fellow robots. This is probably the second last day I'll ever be qualified to post here as I'm reaching dangerous levels of normality.
>moving to a sharehouse with stable humans in a few months
>getting a regular (if low hour/student level) white collar job
>earn regular income
>starting to make friends
But most importantly, about a stick my dick in a female human being for the first time tomorrow. So, basically what are all the things I should think about/do beforehand? If there's one thing autists are good at it's overthinking and pre-planning.
More info:
>she's a 6/10
>it's a fuckbuddy thing, we've made out before and she felt my dick up etc but didn't want to have sex at the time
>she messaged me if she wanted to fuck recently, I obliged (tomorrow night)
>zero emotional attachment
>I've fugged guys before but it's never been great and I haven't cummed during sex (of the two times, both of which I was fairly drunk for).
Share your thoughts, anger, advice and requests. It's been a fantastic journey with you all and it's going to be bitter sweet becoming a normie.
what am I reading. get the fuck out of here you normie faggot
>>24282756
I'm so sorry. It's been 19 years of absolute autism and some really weird shit but I've almost broken the normie barrier. I still sperg out a bit but I've gotten over serious depression, I can speak in public now and interact with wimin on a regular basis.
It's exactly what people talk about, I kind of just got desensitised to social situations, at first I freaked the fuck out when girls randomly hugged me but you get used to it over time.It probably helps that I've over 6ft, white and fairly fit.
Things I'm still a bit confused about. Where the fuck will my legs/arms go? Am I expected to fit between her legs, or just lie on top of her and let them go where they fall?
How much eye contact? What if I sperg out, what if she gets romantic on me or some shit afterwards?
Worst of all, what the hell are you mean to say?
Things like "Fuck me, fuck yeah" etc. sound so incredibly cliched and fake from porn and I don't love her or anything so I can't say anything romantic. But it also seems like people would talk a bit during sex normally?
Does anyone else think the robot system is a little ridiculous?
It was shitty before but now it's worse.
>>24282607
Stfu and go back to reddit, normalfag piece of shit.
>>24282607
>tfw the most you've been muted since the change was 4 seconds
>What country are you from?
obvious newfag detected. This >>24282630
