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WHY THE FUCK IS THE SELECT ALL THE STREET NAMES captcha SO FUCKING HARD???
>>24301555
Because it's the final boss.
>>24301555
Because captcha headquarters hasn't been properly bombed yet.
>>24301555
>order desert at a restaurant
>it's always too much or too little
>It was really nice of you to ask me out on a date anon, I had a wonderful time. Why don't you come here and keep me company.
sorry I have to go and walk my..goldfish. bye.
>>24301448
Is that the chick from that famous thread that looks like Doug
>>24301466
oh I'll come with you, Let me change into something more comfortable.
>seakeks lost
>choakland raiders lost
>rams lost
>Dallas cowgurls lost
what a wonderful day
you think anyone gives a fuck about sports normie? get out
>>24301340
>hkv at 27
>no friends
>neet
>5'6
>health problems
>diagnosed learning disabilities, Dyslexia,memory promems
It's the only thing that brings any kind of meaning.
>>24301295
>tfw rhonda rousey gets btfo in an epic manner
>tfw the cavs lose and lelbron calls out his team mates in what is destined to be another season that concludes in a finals loss
>you will never experience a romantic dinner with a girlPic was taken by me, fucking mad robots? ;-)
>"let me just take a picture of you real quick so i can brag to the lads on /r9k/"
kek
>>24301096
she's ugly af anon
>>24301154
This.
The insecure one here is you, OP
Thankyou real estate agents, this is the one hardest question to answer
>>24300982
>inb4 eagle scout, minecraft buildings, thousand hour achievements in video games, and graduating either high school or college
>>24300982
Sorry about me not being clear but I am applying for a "better" job as a college dropout. And I have been sitting here for the past hour looking at this question and nothing comes up
>>24300982
>answer for bullshit interview questions:
>becoming a US Marine
>actual answer:
>turning my life around from being a homicidal psychopath into an upstanding citizen capable of loving others who's contributing directly to the world around me
OP I'm sure if you dig deep you'll think of something. If you can't, find somewhere to volunteer at and use that.
>"Have you ever, like, even kissed a girl anon?"
>>24300976
i was 7 or 8, cant remember..
*unzips dick*
Have you?
>>24300976
Uh...n-yeah, of course i have, i'm 21, of course i have. ;_;
Daily reminder that anyone who states that they are a female spew nothing but garbage.
not true at all, this place is predominantly male and not well known for being able to objectively looking at issues without male prejudice.
"Female here" is a great way to let others know what a woman thinks about the matter, and necessary on r9k as I mentioned due to the male demographic. After all this world is shared by both men and women and its important to take in both sides in order to make a sound and precise conclusion. To ignore one simply based on genitalia would be as you put it, garbage.
>>24301040
toast your roast on the coast
>>24301040
ROASTY, ROASTY, VILE AND TOASTY
GETTING MAD AT SOME POSTIES
>November 16, 2015
>>24300819
>A month and a half until it's 2016
I can't think of a single thing I've done all year beyond drugs and watching TV.
My bday is in 2 days
i feel like my mind is still stuck back in 2007 or 2008. anyone else know what i mean
I don't have morning erections. Is my dick broken? I am 22.
No it just means you don't jerk off first thing in the morning.
I'm 19 and I stopped getting morning wood over the summer. Feel like I'm broken. I confided in my mom because she's in the medical field so i thought she would know something. She says that it isn't natural to wake up with boners at my age. I ask my friend who is 20 if he gets morning wood still and he said yeah. I don't even know why I asked my mom for help on this. I just want my little buddy back.
I believe you have a dick vampire infestation. Are you locking your doors and windows at night?
>meet a girl on tinder
>she has a husband with erectile dysfunction
>at first i though it was bait and then she sends me this email
We are using email so she won't get caught. I am so turned on but at the same time I'm nervous it's some niggers cat fishing me so they can rob me. What do?
this is supposedly her
>>24300784
Get robbed
>>24300784
meet her/him/them in public you fucking dunce. Don't take no as an answer
What happened to that gril you used to tease?
>>24300782
>you used to tease
You mean the girls that teased ME?
>>24300782
You mean those girls that used to tease me?
>>24300782
The girls all teased me instead. They thought i was a loser then, and they probably still think that now
Yugioh is nothing more than a children's card game to me
>>24300712
newsflash it is, fucking moron. youre bad at trolling . fuck off
>>24300765
You played right into his trap.
I hear the shadow realm is delightful this time of the year.
>Get bored of a card after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.
Reminder
There are women who would rather have sex with a DOG than with you.
>>24300581
Does she really have that fox (furry) tattoo?
Rather that than a nigger.
>>24300581
Man that dog looks sad, he'll never mate with a 10/10 qt dog. Instead he has to get raped by that stupid human
IT IS TOO FUCKING COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do humans even tolerate living in places where it gets cold. makes no sense
>>24300619
because we have actually water up here you dumb califag
>>24300619
that's like asking why humans tolerate dying
does anyone else constantly fantasize about everyone disappearing and having the entire world to yourself?
would be great senpai
>Everyone but Her
Yes. I especially would love to go through everyone's abandoned belongings. And explore the wilderness without constantly being fucking harassed by all the insects and wildlife
>you will eventually run out of canned food and clean water
99% of people wouldn't know how to survive.
