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Good morning, wagies.I love you and I'm proud of you. Feelings NEETs will never know from literally anyone.
are fulltime students considered wage keks?
>>24306473
why? bloxxxx69876554wew
>>24306473
not yet, but your studies are only prolonging the inevitable
>Bunch of white french normies get shot up last friday
>Bunch of sandnigger normies get bombed in Beirut last thursday
>all these facebook normies with their french coloured profile pictures pretending they actually care about the death of random people
>thoughts and prayers to France <3
>not being aware of what happened in Lebanon or what's happening in Syria right now and probably don't care to know
>actually using a mass shooting as a way to fulfill your own ego
normies are scum and deserve death 2bh familia
>>24306276
you call them scum yet in the face of death they are all too ready to shell out sympathy, and you question the sincerity of that sympathy. But the general reaction from death is from normies is to empathize and sympathize. You on the other hand treat death like its nothing more than happen to condemn someone to it. But hey at least you are sincere when you wish death upon someone right? that makes you the better person in your mind
Normies could never be a terrorist because of the way they conduct themselves and wire their brains, you on the other hand could be an extremist. Just as you are now, but as with everything you probably fail in life yes? So in essence you are just a failed extremist. Its always going to be you vs them. Im rooting for them. Because I would rather side with the team insincerely "nice" than you who is sincerely cruel.
>>24306327
What a toasty thread OP has created.
>>24306276
Yeah..Hundreds of thousands of people have died in Syria just these past few years, but they don't get their flags, people are more concerned with refugees baka.
There is no hope.
How to steal someone else's girlfriend?
I've always been very confident around taken girls, as I know that they aren't "available" I don't feel any oneitis (but can still find them attractive) I'm not afraid to just say whatever I want and it always ends up in me making them laugh and want to be my friend. I can take the piss out of them hardcore because I'm not afraid of a girl that is taken.
But I want this to change, this time I want to actually go and steal a normie's gf.
Anybody have experience in this?
>>24306248
Just do it. All girls are sluts, she'll give in easily unless you're unattractive.
>>24306248
Quit being a faggot and find a single girl.
Ok fags , you probably haven't seen a clit besides your moms in atleast 3 years now, quit fucking shit posting about your virgin autistic life and go jack off into your cumsock. End rant
Alright so I'm a bit late to the party on the whole "Mandela Effect" thing. Is it a legit phenomenon or more new age pseudoscience bullshit?
>>24306244
our brains are always correcting 'errors' in our memory bank, imho the mandala effect would be subject to the fluidity of the active memory and almost impossible to measure because of this. http://www.apa.org/monitor/mar00/memory.aspx
that being said, i do remember making a comic of the berenstein bears as a child, it was called the frankenstein bears(word play based on the 'stein' spelling of the franchise.)
>>24306244
Looney Toons is now Looney Tunes
>is it a legit phenomenon
Only if you're an impressionable idiot.
Does anybody else have serious health anxiety?
My brain physically feels like it's going to blow up some times.
But it's all in the mind.
all in the mind.
all in the mind.all in the mind all in the mind all in the mind all in the mind all in the mind.
I sometimes spontaneously feel like im sweating in crowded places.
then i become really self conscious about if people can see that im swearing and think im really weird.
>>24306269
yeah.
but when i look in the mirror, or see my reflection i do not even look like im sweating, i just really feel like it.
Good morning, wagekek. Your two days of freedom sure does fly by quickly.
Another day, another dollar.
Every day my finger gets a little tighter around that trigger.
I used to make these threads but my dad made me get a job.
life is not worth living.
>>24306161
If you're serious about staying NEET you should attempt suicide and blame the pressures of having a job as the reason
> didnt know I was allergic to honey
> drank an entire bottle
>>24305885
>Get a cat
>I'm allergic to cats
So what happened with your honey fiasco? I'm itchy and get hives everyday, but I love my kitty
I'm sorry, honey.
>>24305885
>drank an entire bottle
Are you obese or just American ?
It's Monday, what are they doing?
>>24305800
drinking cum in the corporate uni-sex toilets.
>>24305800
Being sluts
>>24305831
On a monday
>he fell for the STEM meme
Good luck competing with literally a billion Indians!
>>24305776
>competing with Indians
>luck
You can keep it
Not a problem, I've got a better degree AND I know where to leave my feces.
>>24305776
>actually competing with indians
>not going there yourself to be one of their many white servants
it's like you guys don't even want rupees at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
Hmmm Thread pls. Hmmm, yes a Thread.
This one alway makes me hmmm pretty hard
A gentle hmmm
>>24305524
>>24305561
#wow #sickening
If you had a gf would you sell her for one night for $10,000?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLT23F1RyLQ
I would not sell the person I love for all the riches in this world and the next
I didn't waste my time getting a virgin qt to let another man defile her.
>>24305506
God you're beta
It's like you ACTUALLY think love is real
![pink-hair-anime-girl-valentine-chocolate-love-i2995[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ASPXVT3.jpg "pink-hair-anime-girl-valentine-chocolate-love-i2995[1]")
who here has received handmode valentines day cards ^_^
you goofball valentines day isn't for several more months!!!
>>24305513
lol :O then who did i make all these chocolates for?
>>24305527
dunno, but i guess you gotta throw 'em away, sorry
Have any of you guys tried kratom? It seems too good to be true.
Its like coffee and opiates and has like no withdrawal, and is actually closely related to coffee plants.
No drug can relax you and give you energy at the same time that I'm aware of besides this. And it makes you feel warm instead of clammy like coffee.
>>24305449
>and has like no withdrawal
i mean, it's an opioid, anon. give it time, abuse it enough, you'll experience withdrawals. enjoy becoming dependent on it and not realizing it till it's too late.
>>24305449
It most definitely does have withdrawal. Take it more than three days in a row and you'll be getting the sweats and not eat when you stop taking it. And that's a mild withdrawal, I'd hate to know what you feel after a week or month taking it.
Its magical until that honey moon period ends after 2-6 months of use, especially if you have no other opioid tolerance.
but after that ends, you have to use it like once a week to get sort of a good effect but it wares off fast, but if you take too much you get sick. I say go for it, withdrawals are only if you take it every day for a long period of time.
The funny thing is the roasties who post bullshit like this to cry for attention would also refuse your company, if offered.
Doesn't matter because I am on the fast track towards death according to that.
to be honest i reject fat lanwhales when wanting attention
i just want stacy
she just wants xhad
So if I'm lonely and I smoke 15 cigs a day I'll day twice as fast?
ITT: Post things things that make you comfy
>Wake up at 4:00 am
>Go downstairs and turn on television
>Nothing on so end up watching infomercials and eating cereal in the dark
pic unrelated, it's my cat.
Nasty looking cat tbqh faM
NOT comfy at all
Nasty looking cat tbqh faM
NOT comfy
>get home drunk af
>play competitive mm cs:go
>spit bars over the mic while barely paying attention
>still get an awp ace 3rd round
>relies that i will always play better when i think about it less and just let autopilot do its work
