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>girl likes you
>have no common interests whatsoever
Why?
Humans are adapt you might find that on day 1 you have zero in common but by day 100 you might be acquaintances, day 1000 and you are glued together.
Humans evolve, people evolve, people also mature and refine their taste and interest as time and their environment changes.
>>24305383
That's the best kind of girlfriend. The only people that want a girlfriend that plays videogames are people who never had a girlfriend that plays videogames.
>>24305383
I don't know. It's not like there's ever been a relationship where the people involved are actually rather different.
>pick up a fight
>start crying when the opponent starts fighting back
>>24305372
Perfect strategy anon, nicely done.
Fucking nice man
what happens when the other guy starts crying too
Just took my gfs virginity, now what. What do?
She's no longer sacrifice material so I guess you fucked up.
>>24305319
What a fucking slut. I fucking hate non-virgins Jesus Christ.
>>24305319
now you call her a whore that she is
After a year with no breakdowns, I feel like shit again. How the fuck do I get out of this spiralling mess? Tell me robots, what do you do to get over depression.
>>24305114
You don't.
>kill yourself and take people with you
i was born this way there is nothing i can do
Medication and exercise. I lift 3x a week and run 3x a week. My once a week off days are unbearably depressing though. I usually just watch movies to distract myself.
>tfw medication tolerance is increasing
>tfw my lifts are stalling
How does this mage you feel, friend?
>>24304862
Me? Who gives a shit. Imagine how that poor kid must have felt?
>>24304862
I wish i could watch k-on for the first time again
isnt this sexual harrassment? i mean she didnt want him to mouth rape her so why did he do it? shouldn't he be put on some list?
>mfw i get my NEETbux payment tomorrow
>tfw wtill over two weeks till I get my wages
Leaching parasite thread?
At least you only ask for minimum wage for doing nothing at all.
So wagekeks are always going on about how they contribute to society.
So what are expats? Traitors?
>>24304809
Contributors of society still, contributors of the world. They still live apart of a society (another society) and they contribute toward it.
They have to rationalize getting payed for not doing any work.
Among other wagekeks
>Duuude, I got payed for refreshing facebook and shitposting lmao
Amongst NEETs
>I'm an important member of society! What I do contributes to our country! Raah raaah raah I'm VALUABLE!!
>>24304809
If they paid their taxes and then left, they'll get none of those sweet SSA handouts later in life.
They effectively paid taxes for no reason, do that other people will reap the benefits. They are geopolitical cux.
>tfw you missed out on teenage love
>>24304668
Don't remind me, anon
;_;
I missed out on any love.
>r9kthemovie.png
>it's about a complete normalfag
very fitting now
Guys, my mom hasn't come back from work yet.
I'm legit worried something happened to her.
It's going to be alright, right?
Don't worry anon, she just made a quick stop by my house because she can't get enough of deez nuts.
>>24304642
She'll be back anon, probably stopped to get you some thing to eat
it's almost 3am though. . . .
My parent's divorced so it's just my mom.
Can we get an okcupid thread?
>any luck recently?
>any luck ever?
Okcupid general. Post your profile and get others to comment/help you with it.
>>24304586
it would be nice if r9k allowed social threads but no. NO
>>24304586
Do you have to make an account to look up other users?
I've been intending to put together a profile for myself for a while now.
I don't have any real interest in online dating, but I watched a friend of mine use it for a while and I was impressed at the number of questions they had and the amount of stat-tracking that was available, so I kind of wanted to put together a test profile for myself as an exercise in introspection. Who knows, maybe there's a small chance someone interesting might message me. Even if I have no intention of initiating contact with anyone else I'd probably be willing to respond if they seemed interesting.
My biggest hang-up so far is that I don't have any decent pictures of myself and I don't really know how to take one
>9-year old boy gives classmate a love note
>the note says that her eyes sparkle like diamonds
>threatened with sexual harassment charges
http://www.cbs46.com/story/30508888/school-threatens-9-year-old-with-sexual-harassment-charges-over-love-notes
What are the odds we'll be seeing him on /r9k/ in a few years time?
>>24304401
Heterosexuality is problematic for most males imo. The school did the right thing.
>>24304420
and women still wonder where all the good men have gone
Girls are cool.
We should, like, get more girls on r9k.
That would be cool.
>>24304340
Yeah, really. And then we can get them to show us their thingys and stuff.
>>24304373
Hey Beavis, check it out
>>24304403
Fire! Fire!
Have you ever gotten this obsessed over porn before?
of all the things that i have not cared about, i think i don't care about this the most
This is the funniest thing I've read today, thank you you reddit cuccks
>Two Tone Malone
hilarious, but yeah it just goes to show how gay mainstream porn is
Anyone here still play Wow? We should play together and form an official /r9k/ guild. I don't have anyone to play with so this would be a nice experience to have in-game friends
What server are you on? I play on and off but I haven't found a guild I like enough to raid with or partners I like enough to climb with in arena.
>>24303950
Played on and off. I'm not the best bit I have a main on Dentarg and I'm leveling up a human pally on Tichondrius
Shameless self bump of desperation
>Send message to grill
>Don't get a reply
>Keep sending messages
>>24303782
fembot here why do you guys do this?
>>24303815
It's called picking up chicks
>>24303815
>fembot here
>guys have done this
>I'm still lonely even though men throw themselves at me
Women cannot be robots.
