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The other day I ordered a batch of modafinil after showing the beneficial affects to my parents , they agreed and after 6 days it arrived.

Took one yesterday, I was happy, it had been such a long time since I felt this normal. I wasn't euporhic or anything, I was just content and I was able to do the most unstimulating work for hours, instead of shitposting on /r9k/ or generally procrastinating. I became social and I was less grumpy. This is not a wonder drug, it won't make you smart and there are a few side effect. But overall I think this is going to be a new chapter in my life

What do you think /r9k/ ? About to take another one today, so I can stop the shitposting


https://www.modafinilcat.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil
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modafinil makes a robot into a normie
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I went super autistic into nootropics. Haven't tried that many - noopept, phenibut, picamilon. I reeally like phenibut... need to order some more soon.
Do you really feel like a norman on moda?
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>>29045484
I'm masturbating less, getting distracted by urges of food, internet etc less. Its like I've got so new found motivation to do something with my life, the effects are suttle unlike adderall or ritalin which make you feel super pumped and focused. This just gives me hope for the future

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Who /upallnightagain/ here? I just popped another 200mgs caffeine, come chill and talk for a spell
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>>29045148
>tfw caffeine just make you more tired

Drinking a monster at 1 am
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Can't sleep, have work at 11 and have to drive for 3 hours after work. Not excited for tomorrow.
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>>29045185
iktf, i think my body is dying, its 4am here, but i didnt wake up til like 7pm

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Malebots and fembots, what does your ideal partner look like?
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This guy is the only man for me
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>>29045061

This girl is a perfect ten in my eyes.
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>>29045101

she's a perfect ass, i'll give you that.

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Tfw you realise that some people post here ironically
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>Tfw you realise some people post here unironically
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>>29045016
>>29045033

I'd never have believed it.
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>>29045016

Why do you think pasta exists, some people get off on how many (you)s they can get

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why are there so little overweight (or chubby MALES) on dating sites?
was just checking out a dating site for shit ang giggles and only found 1, atleast he has some balls to try to find a gf under this fat
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The super fats care too much about themselves to add another needy shrew to their lives, the fats know they can't compete with the sheer amount of attractive penises swinging your way (it's just plain mathematics), and the chubbies are either eating or taken
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>>29045128
pr3ty deep
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>>29044977
Because we don't want to become a meme or get featured on one of the thousands of sites that shame us for momentarily forgetting we're subhuman and shouldn't exist.

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She said yes! Just keep trying lads there is hope in this world. I never thought this could happen to me. I'm are getting married!
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>>29044929
This is a pretty old picture. Stupid newfags will still fall for this shit though.
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>>29044929
Honeymoon @ Golden Corral
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>>29044929

I paid $13k for my wife's ring. GIA certified 1.2 carat diamond in a Tacori setting.

Her family spent $40,000 for the wedding.

Ask me how happy I am.

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Ayy yoo...wite boy. Wat u doin hidin in deese bushes. If you Finna fuk me make it quick...

Wat do?
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>>29044921
is she even abbo
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>>29044936
Nah, African. I'd hit this.
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awkwardly mutter something and walk away

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>tfw wagecucks can enjoy an all night gaming session only on their days of freedom unless they want to go to teir assigned place of slavery tired
*yawwwwwn*
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>no good games to play
>chad is still fucking her
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I wish I could be a neet and stay up and shit post all night. Unfortunately Im pretty normal and usually can't.

Inb4 red frog post and reeeeee get out normie
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I'm actually glad that I don't do the same shit all day every day, you appreciate your free time more and make the most of it

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>Get given some old school lockers to use as cupboards
>See something coming out of crack in door
>Rip it out
>Look inside the door
>Note had been stuck inside door structure and probably never seen till now

tfw you never got a note remotely like this in school

Also school crush or lack of it general.
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>>29044871
I can't read that shitty shit handwriting. What does it say?
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>>29044881

It basically says OP is faggot.
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>>29044881
Dear stacy,


Ayyyyy you want some fuck babi?


Sincerely chad.

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Dicklets BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1CB0sVL5U
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>>29044860

>5.5
>not the worst

niceeeeeeee
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>>29044860
>not wanting them as big as they get

baka
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>>29044906
>Not enjoying 7.5 inch girth

Man these women sure are pussies

I'm re-watching a show I gave 10/10 three years ago, and I feel nothing.

Is this depression?
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Which show was it???
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>>29044778
Nisekoi is fucking trash
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>Giving nisekoi a 10/10
>Not realizing that in highsight you are retarded.

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Today is the 15th anniversary of me having sex for the last time in my life. Ask me anything I guess. Maybe I'll dump some pic and videos
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>>29044748
why was it the last time of your life?
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>>29044748
>Ask me anything

Sauce?
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>>29045230
I'm assuming it was when he was young and "still in the loop" or something and had potential to be a normalfag.

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hey robots, what do you have to offer to the female in a retaliationship?
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Company and understanding
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>>29044762
comapny on some sort of elite quest for minimum 3 players?
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>>29044826
1. money
2. youth (i'm 18)
3. very fit body
4. intelligence
5. understanding
6. company

unfortunately not even that's enough to get a gf in 2016

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>be curious at what age is it normal to lose your virginity in my country
>different cultures different standards amirite
>get on this forum
http://forum.abv.bg/lofiversion/index.php/t104328.html
>sorry, it's in Bulgarian
>one girl starts a thread asking if it's "too late" for a man to lose his virginity at the age of 28
>other women start commenting that if you're a 28 virgin you must be mentally ill
>saying "i would never date a 20+ y/o virgin because he must be insane"
>op states that the guy she's talking about lives with his mom and says that all women are sluts who want to take his money
>thread turns into a female circlejerk of calling the guy a pathetic loser who would never lose his virginity

which one of you are they talking about, bulgarbro robots?

>mfw i'a 23 y/o virgin who lives with mommy and daddy
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I lost mine before most of my friends at 16, I think the latest was at 19 when he went to university
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>>29044745
FUCK OFF NORMIE ONLY 20+ VIRGINS ALLOWED
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Don't worry about that shit man, it will come with time. People just go through life at different speeds with different focuses. My advice is to focus on what is important to you now.

If it really matters to you, you can focus your effort on it like any other thing. Start socializing more, go out, etc. I am also a virgin in my 20s, honestly because I am just too lazy to do those things, and would rather do other things. I've accepted this and am fine with it.

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>lose an argument in a thread
>close tab and never see it again
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>>29044703
>lose a followee on the gram
>block them and never see them again
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>>29044703
>State controversial opinion
>Samefag reply to my comment with a contrary argument
>Argue with myself and derail thread
>People start taking sides not realizing both sides were me
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>>29044703
Don't know that feel bro.
Not sure how you can lose any argument to a board full of autists.

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