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Yoyoyoyoyoyo!
It's your boy Killer Memestar!
Any of you robots want some dank ass knowledge?
No? You me to end your suffering? Well too bad!
Wanna take online courses?
Take online courses?
Great!
Then join this discord chat promoting other robots, NEETS, failures, and other assorted degenerates taking online courses!
https://discord.gg/0zlRlveS7Q16dPJA
Where can I take online courses?
Right here!
https://www.edx.org/
Or here!
https://www.coursera.org/
You won't be disappointed!
my soul just cringed
join us, you won't be disappointed
share the knowledge and share the fun!
Come learn with us, anon...
hi how are you edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #15
>>29000483
First day on the site and Ive just started talking to a russian QT. I just wish I had the courage to actually message any of the girls who have viewed my profile.
>only know english and have no time to learn other languages
do i just ignore the language shit
>>29036272
Yes. Pick the language of the qt you're looking for the most and say you're brand new and then never mention it again.
Has anyone here been on them or using them at the moment?
Do they work?
>>29035188
currently on 200mg of setraline
The effects of Anti-depressants are usually different from person to person, some work, some don't
if they don't you usually just go and change the drug
when they do work, you should find they just mellow out your mood i.e. prevent you going off the deep end and allow you to continue on with life without being bogged down about killing yourself
>>29035188
prozac gave me some pretty shitty symptoms
>>29035269
>>29035302
feel free to eloborate
Do you really hate pedos or is it just memeing?
[not child rapists--just people who have attractions]
>>29033108
as long as they keep to themselves idc
>>29033108
An entertaining corollary of rejecting free will is that you literally hate no one.
>>29033108
>just people who have attractions
There is no such thing. Every person with serious urges acts on them at some point in their life. Why the fuck should I take your word that you're "law abiding and harmless," especially with so many dishonorable and untrustworthy fuckers out there in the world?
Imagine I have a daughter. I meet some guy who says "I'm attracted to little kids but I've never acted on it!" So I trust him. Let him into my home. Befriend him.
Then I walk in on him raping my daughter. She's dead on the ground and he's grinning. I attack him but he gets away. Everybody sighs at what a disaster it was but ultimately nothing can be done now, I've lost the most precious thing in my life. And there's nothing I can do now. And another man walks up and says, "pedophilia is okay as long as you don't act on it!"
That's not how the world works. There's too much scum and too many liars. I don't have the time to trust somebody and put my family at risk....for what? His feelings? If I'm right about trusting him I get very little in return, if I'm wrong I lose everything. They all need to be put on a list and under heavy surveillance.
Omegle thread!!! Robots, get in here!
Didn't think i would be the one to make this thread!
>this excited for an omegle thread
>>29032783
well i felt like there needed to be one, there usually is.
>>29032635
Reminder that if you use omegle with your cam on then you're a disgusting normie
I fucking hate summer. Save me from the loud normies and the heat, Misaki.
>>29031273
Its hard to be alive guys
Misaki can only do so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg
>>29031273
i fucking hate the summer
>show some skin bro
>lets go to the beach bro
>>29031273
>tfw you missed your weekly (you)'s because you're a wagecuck piece of shit
misaki tasukete ;_;
Post specific, detailed sexual fantasies.
>will never be a six foot tall female dom
>will never abuse the skewed fem dom/male sub ratio to gain a harem of manlets
>will never sit around browsing the internet at home while six guys who live with me work to support me
>will never sit on a short guy's face while forcing another one to lick my feet
>will never occasionally release my slaves from chastity so they can bury their head in my breasts and cum inside me while I stroke their hair
>will never get pregnant and raise all of my sons to worship me
I wanna fuck my mom in every single position that exists.
>>29030103
Tfw no Witch gf
We don't deserve witches.
Get your cup of tea and snacks ready we're gonna have a Friday evening /comfy/ thread.
no friends edition
Post some images and music ITT
4chan is after all populated by people you like and talk about the same things you like
>were friends buddy
>stop fighting it
>you come here for the connection and friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1mMGhgyKsk
not that comfy but meh
Just got some gin, tonic water and coke. Gonna have a comfy evening listening to some Classic FM.
Had a mediocre day writing a research project in the library so I feel like I owe myself something.
Who 25+ year old virgin here?
>>29027914
>Who 25+ year old virgin here?
Hello. How do you do?
26 KHV
A couple of days ago a cute 6/10 girl started heavily flirting with me and I am trying to subtly tell her not to. It's ironic that after all these years trying to get into a relationship, I'm doing the opposite now.
>>29027914
25, kissless hugless etc. Women hardly even acknowledge my existence.
I just don't get it. Never been fat and still no woman has ever been attracted to me. I've accepted I'm just not meant to have sex and I'm meant to be alone.
Literal billionaire Elon Musk, the guy with an engineering degree who started a PhD program but left because he was making too much money, the guy who built PayPal and now works on electronic cars (Tesla) and literal rocket science (SpaceX), the guy who shitposts about Kerbal Space Program on Reddit, thinks we're all living inside a video game.
You hear that? It's not your fault. You were programmed with set parameters. You didn't do anything to deserve this, but you cannot break out of it either.
>>29026567
There are billionaire crackpots too.
>>29026567
You are so credulous it hurts.
>>29026587
most billionaires go mad with power
What's the cringiest thing you wore or still wear?
Pic related: My backpack. No fucks given. *That's what I tell myself Anyway*
jesus christ anon
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>29024573
can't be real. must be b8.
>that weeaboo kid that talks about overused memes 24/7
Red pill me on INFP's
infp speaking
basically we're supposed to be intelluctual and creative or something but also our intellect and creativity means nothing in this world so we dwell on that and get depressed and think way too much to the point where we get sick
or at least me
i thought too much last night and puked 8 times.
you can only survive being infp if you're good looking
don't expect to get many replies infps are the biggest lurkers
Are eyes the most important feature on men?
>>29041544
>Are eyes the most important feature on men?
No. They're one of the more important things, though.
no,
the jaw is.
no, not at all
the most important feature ismoney
Fellow degenerates, what should I use to store my weed and paraphernalia so it isn't dealing of dank.
I meant smelling not dealing
>>29041384
A jar.
ghuigvycfjlv
>>29041384
ur boipucci
>gf finds out you use r9k
>now is constantly monitoring r9k to see if you complain about her
H-heh hi there honey.
top fucking kek i knew this feel
>did you post on r9k about me!? i know that post was about me!!
>>29041344
>say she just "stumbled across" your post
>thread only had like five posts
>she must have been combing the entire board since this afternoon
>>29041315
Seriously!? We had this talk and now you make a thread about me??
Come see me..
