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How do I get a family like this?
>>29042001
>Babby Reaper
Kek
Reaper is black.
Think about that for a few seconds.
>ywn come home to a loving Mercy dressed in a maid outfit
jfuckingdimsa
>Walking through shopping center alone
>Going to EB Games (Gamestop).50% off games
>Obviously sperging out all ready. Walking to fast.
>See group of girls looking at me
>They start giggling
>I make confident eye contact with they ground and walk faster
>Practically jogging at this point (Doesn't help that I'm 6'3 supersperg)
>Autism overwhelms me and i sperg into the nearest shop
>Its a girls lingerie shop
>Shop worker Girls all looking at me weird
>"Can i help you with something?" a qt asks
>Fuck i have to say something
>"y..yes im looking for underwear for my girlfriend" (Alpha as fuck)
>"Ok What does she like? What size?"
>"Ummm she likes velvet and shes size 16 underwear" (I don't even know my underwear size)
>Qt comes back with some black lace underwear that looks like it would fit on an elephant
>"y...yep that's them, perfect"
>"OK that comes to $39.99"
>Have no choice but to buy them now
>Give my card and enter pin
>Its wrong (perfect time to leave but no)
>Enter it again. APPROVED
>Sperg out of the shop with a pretty purple bag and minus $40 (only had $50 to start)
>Girls are still giggling at me
CAPCHA: Click images with trains ofcourse
my god op may actually be the most pathetic piece of shit on 4chan... wow.
Just go to the same store except in a different location and return it. Also stop being such a faggot.
Epic thread OP! xD
This is going straight onto /r/4chan!
>tfw you know you will grow old and die alone
>>29041949
>tfw you're going to kill yourself at 25 if your efforts to change your life are unsuccessful
Sure feels good having a backup plan
It's very possible. Life's no picnic, and there's no fairy tale happy ending to it, even for those who enjoyed a great deal of success typically. We all have our time, and eventually you reach a point where the most you can really hope for is to die with some dignity. It doesn't get any easier unless you plan things carefully early on, are highly dedicated with a purpose, and avoid the many temptations of this life. And even despite all of that, at the end of the day some folks are lucky, and some aren't. That's the harsh reality of it. Maybe future generations will have an easier time of things, but I doubt it. We'll keep telling ourselves collectively that things will get better though. It's just human nature.
>>29041975
That's the exact same as my plan its not even funny, I will OD on Adderall if I do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6mdmEkclwc
>>29041915
how much of a failure do you have to be to die in a tornado while you're in your car?
>>29041929
You have to be a manchild. I'm sure it was exciting for his 17yo girl friend to see how brave he was to take on that tornado
Was that him? I THOUGHT he'd have a higher voice,
My only friend doesn't hate women and calls me stupid for saying ER was a hero. He also said "only virgins and insecure guys hate women"
Should I cut contact with this bluepilled cuckold?
You can't deal with someone having a different opinion than you?
Look at what kind of man he is. If he talks to you, helps you deal with problems, and actually cares then I'd say he is as honorable as a friend can come.
>>29041867
>OPENLY calls you stupid
yes dummy, I bet he shit talks you behind your back
>>29041974
You're right I'm done with him. I might be a total loser but I would rather be alone than be with a cunt that mocks me. Thanks anon.
Life is so much more simple when you stop giving a fuck. Why are you not like Peter Gibbons, /r9k/?
>>29041865
And what is the value of simplicity? Is it inherently good? How? What benefits will "life being simple" give me? Do these benefits outweigh the benefits that may come from making my life difficult and successful? No, they will not. You're lazy.
>>29041981
I don't care about any of these questions. Chill out, fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L8l3LrzLA
And how might an anxious person do that?
>He still rubs his dick
>He doesn't massage his prostate
How does it feel to be a fap normie /r9k/?
>>29041859
What happened to her nose?
blox
>massaging your prostate yourself
>not having old men at adult cinemas do it
Fucking normie
>>29041859
my ass is weird, I think I have hemorrhoids
Name 1 (ONE) good reason why i should NOT kill myself.
Because you could lose your life to much worthy cause, akukukukuku!
>>29041857
>>29041857
It will hurt your family forever
>>29041857
because tobacco smoke, go smoke a lot of cigarettes
>tfw you will never live on normal mode
>you will never make friends without trying
>you will never fall into sexual encounters randomly
>you will never make a gf by just approaching and talking to a girl
>you will never have a father figure
>you will never be offered a well paying job by a friend of a friend
>you will never just b urself
Sure there are pros to being a non norm, you can experience a view of the world that few people that have ever existed can. You have a certain clarity available to you, for better or worse.
But I can't help but occasionally yearn for that easy normalfag lifestyle of waking up and feeling like a part of a humanity and being smiled upon by opportunity at every turn.
Hopefully you get there one day bro. Hopefully we all will.
>>29041828
>>29041871
Amen to that feelbros
tfw no father figure is a supreme tfw
>ITT: Why you are insecure
I am 5'4" and a 5 and a half inch penis
>>29041782
Because I'm fragile and will never function as an adult at this pace.
>>29041782
that's actually a pretty big penis relative to your body size, females will probably think you're 7'
Erectile Dysfunction
Social Autism
Body dysmorphia
Parents didn't love me enough
No friends growing up
Consider myself a 'boring' person by normal standards
Fragile ego
ITT: Stories from your childhood, or just in general, that made you into the robot you are today.
>Dad beat me
>Dad constantly yelled at me, my brother, or mom whenever he was angry
>Only ever apologized to my mom afterwards
>Dad would raise voice at me, get mad when I raised my voice at him
>Constantly insulted me or told me I was shit at doing work when I helped him do a chore or something
>When I was 18 formulated a plan to get out of house ASAP
>Dad gets angry because I talk about joining the army
>Decide fuck it, I'll go to school
>Dad decides he will control that too, goes with me to school and asks all the questions
>After I graduate I find a wageslave job and tell him to fuck off
>Move out
>Living a meaningless life now with nothing but pent-up rage
>>29041780
>brother and I just initiating regular bantz
>both get home
>brother storms into my room
>tells me that I am always treated better than him and nobody likes him
>tell him thats not true
>shoves me to the ground
>beats on me for a while
>mom walks in
>she seems shocked, I tell her to call the police while I'm getting punched in the chest
>she walks away, no response
>brother eventually leaves
>follows me around to make sure I don't call the cops
>I call my dad and ask him to call the police since I was too scared
>police come and grill out my brother
>show police the multiple bruises
>mom just buys a cake and tells us both to apologize
People wonder why I have little to no empathy or trust.
>have Tourettes syndrome
>was legitimately the weird kid with something wrong with him in elementary school
>ignorance is bliss
>don't know how bad my situation is because I'm so young
>what few friends I had were also the weird kids but none of them had any actual disorder
>thankfully only minor Tourettes
>puberty hits and symptoms fade
>come highschool it's practically gone, I realize how bad my situation has been and finally get to start my life and be someone I want to be
>become outgoing and friendly, everyone from my elementary school is surprised how much I've changed
>make actual friends that I chose and wasn't just stuck with
>value them with my life
>my first oneitis is one of them
>get complacent and loose sight of my social boundaries
>come end of grade 12 I have 1 friend and my oneitis hates me
>going into third year of university and I've finally recvovered and have a small group of friends again
I know I'm going to make the same mistake again. The social retardation just hides in you regardless of how long it's been inactive.
>tfw black people still haven't gone back to africa yet
You were freed over one hundred fifty years ago, come on.
>>29041770
I don't blame them for not wanting to go back. Africa sucks.
>>29041770
Sorry, bruh. My ancestral home is Mississippi now, not somewhere in Africa you purposefully took away our ancestors' knowledge of.
A bunch of them did, haven't you studied the hilarious history of Liberia?
The high yellow American blacks subjugated native Liberians like proper westerners.
>tfw you will never live in Victorian America
why even live
>>29041731
>you will never sail into Boston harbor in the mid 1700s
This actually hurts me.
>you will never live a quiet, farming/hunting village life right before the industrial revolution
I don't like this feeling
>>29041764
>>29041827
I'm glad im not the only /wronggeneration/ here
>tfw no kawal honoring, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, salamin shattering, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29041699
>tfw your imiginary gf voted for Duerte's Davao Death Squad for presidente
filipino women are sluts lmao. not hard to get one.
>be white american
>look like you have money
>women all over you
ever time
>>29041699
Keep it strong,
in your consistency do not dip,
play the game long,
and you'll get your flip.
Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, whatever.
NO WHITES ALLOWED
sup guys? Who here /loves beautiful white skin/?
>tfw you'll never be 6'3 white Chad
I colonize this thread, this thread is for whites now.
