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am i ugly /r9k/
ive banged 8 women
You've banged 20 prostitutes? cool, anon. I've banged 3 gfs. eheh
>>29046682
you are chad tier my brother
>>29046693
>>29046682
and this is me. so there ya go
>tfw i was 18 in washington and had multiple chances to have a gf
>one hipster girl from a nice coffee shop
>one from my uni, lab assistant
>one milf who said she likes younger men and would fuck me
>one girl who i would study calc with, who verbally told her friend she'd love to date me, loud enough for me to hear
>one girl who gave me a condom and would always try to hang out with me despite having a bf, and her friend who said she thinks im cute
>this one girl no one really liked because she always answered questions in class
And a few more
holy shit, and thats in the span of 4 months.
Im a shut in and virgin then/now though, and i still get compliments even though i think im not attractive at all.
>>29046671
nobody can help you with this. you just have to jump in, get burned and build on it as life experience. I been with my partner 8 years and after 8 years of not doing the dating thing I am still a complete sperg at talking to women
Post a photo, sometimes ugliness is imagined if girls gave you that much attention. I used to think I was ugly, it was true, but not as much as I thought
>>29046763
>you just have to jump in
and doo what?
date? or...
i have no clue. I've never had this before, i was in college during hs with adults so i never hung out with people like that before. im a social retard
reminder that this is how chads pick up girls to fuck, then they tell us that we just need to "get game and social skills bro XD"
>>29046652
i don't think r9k needs any reminders. This chad, stacey gimmick dominates their lives
>>29046694
>gimmick
i guess you have never went out of your house?
>>29046652
SHE IS OBVIOUSLY ALREADY ACQUAINTED WITH HIM
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE THIS NARRATIVE?
do the top 20% of men really have an easy time getting sex? Like, is it as easy for them, as it is for the average woman? In the sense they hardly have to put in any work and all they have to do is ask to fuck a chick and it will happen
yes
original text famalam
Yes definitely.
There are a couple tall attractive guys in my social circle, and they get constant positive attention from women.
All they have to do is reciprocate.
>>29046815
so basically, women are as horny as men, but only for top tier guys
Thoughts on Vaporwave?
>>29046614
I dont know why it suddenly got popular, but its really nothing special. Stuff that all the kids are listening to nowadays. Its the next dubstep that all the cool kids are listening, fuck knows why though.
The general mindless people just go with all these trends without thinking about it.
it's interesting desu but I'm not scrounging the net for it anytime soon
final level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
You are faggots really racist? Because I'm certainly not american, and depending on your definition maybe not even white.
Non anglos, non racists report here.
>be serbian
>don't be albanian
>remove all albanians
>>29046638
Zar nas ima sa Balkana?
>>29046638
With regards to Kosovo your opinion is most likely justified.
Hey, /r9k/
I'm currently at a party and standing outside by myself while my friend and everyone else is having a great time.
Get we get a robot feels thread?
>>29046569
It's four in the morning.
Leave now.
>>29046582
ausfag
It's 9:00pm here
>tfw would rather sleep during the day than during the night
>he pays for sex
>hes proud of it and thinks its something to tell people about
consider geting help how to fit into society
>>29046567
>>he pays for sex
No, i dont
>hes proud of it and thinks its something to tell people about
No, i dont
>>29046610
>he responds to threads as if they were specifically directed at him
Insatiable levels of autism
>>29046567
>he pays for sex
yes
>hes proud of it
only if you'er extremely autistic and/or retarded
>and thinks its something to tell people about
depending on the context I've talked to many friends about brothels, hookers and strippers.
There's a reasons it's called "the oldest proffession on earth"
>tfw have erectile dysfunction
None of you are even on my pathetic level. How does it feel knowing that even if you could get a girl you'd never be able to keep them as you can't get it up?
>>29046551
have you tried nofap? I've heard that helps
I envy you. I wish i could never get erections anymore. They are annoying and awkward. I hate being aroused for no reason. I don't date, don't have sex and i don't want to. I wish i was asexual.
>>29046551
Get a strap-on.
She'll never know the difference.
>haven't been sad for a long time
>something finally hit me recently
h-hold me
dont b sad
heres an picture of us togetha
>>29046520
what hast thou been hit with young madman?
>>29046520
What's hitting you recently anon, tell us?
TFW not loved back
>>29046509
>tfw not loved by blacks
>>29046509
>tfw not loved
>>29046509
This is the worst feeling, knowing that you are willing to do anything for someone, and they don't feel the same way. I hate it.
Tfw I dont have enough money for and dont know anyone from whom I can buy enough lsd to have an ego death.
Pic unrelated
This means that you are too much of a failure to afford a substance that would make you an even bigger one.
>>29046501
>lsd
>failure
try again
>>29046420
Hold out til October, and get some shrooms kiiiiid!
What's the appeal of flat chests that only some men can see?
they double as a washboard if your washing machine happens to break
>>29046389
all adult men see the appeal
huge breasts are literally for children and if you are a fat bitch with big breasts and no kids you're literally a waste of space
>>29046389
>Appeal of flat chests
Most of the thin girls i know with a great rack are cunts or just boring, hence flat girls usually have a personality
19 here. Is it even possible to find a legitimately qt gf that meets these requirements?
>Doesn't have many friends
>Doesn't go out often
>Slighty introverted
>Isn't an edgy suicidal kid
>Isn't a liberal/feminist (important)
and in general, is just really boring?
It seems like way too much to ask for but I don't want to lose hope. Being without a gf for two years has really taken a toll on my emotional state. Most everything I do has no real value to me anymore unless i'm doing it with someone I love. I can only imagine how shitty it must be for all you kissless robots.
>>29046317
I estimate your odds at 0,6%
Find vanilla gf and make her autistic if you want, will be easier
>>29046444
shit, trips confirm
You need to find a GF that has a strong passion for something besides cocks and childbirth. Passion occupies time, and doesn't allow for wandering minds, and all the things you listed will naturally follow.
Imagine if you had 10 hours a day of free time, and no hobbies. You'd naturally start looking for things to do, and we all have sexual urges. Why not try tinder?
>just to check out some guys, I'm not going to REALLY get into it
before you know it she's sucking dick like we'd boot up a video game to kill time.
Who else /hungry/ here?
I live off government handouts and I haven't eaten in 3 days.
Anyone got any advice on how to live like this?
I won't be getting any more money for another week as well so i'll need some advice on how to mentally survive a week without food.
lay down
dont move a lot
sleep a lot
if you get extremely hungry "eat" air
that's about what I did
>>29046306
A lot of sleeping and meditation
I really hope you aren't eating anything besides rice, lentils, beans, and/or potatoes
>>29046306
I'm pretty sure that if you look presentable, you could just go to a residential neighbourhood and offer helping around the house for food.
Hell, most people are probably willing to give you food for free if you look honest.
