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Where can I find a QT Christian woman? I don't care about anything else, I just want a partner who shares my devotion to Christ (preferrably Catholic) and is willing to raise many good Christian children and baptise them.
I just want to be a dad/husband of a family like my dad was of my family when I was a kid. I would trade my left arm for such a life. I don't want to be a neet forever.
The first step is to go to service regularly.
If you're already doing that and haven't met a qt girl of God, then you're not participating enough.
>>29051941
Orthodox and Catholic churches are a good bet obviously. Be active in the church and make friends with the men and their wives. Their wives will try and hook you up with a nice girl if you're funny and likeable and strong. Volunteer for projects the church is doing or in the Sunday school.
>>29052025
I live in a small town though, most people my age are atheists, the only Church people are elderly. Girls used to actually tease me at school for being a Christian and praying. They'd be like "what, are you gonna abstain from having sex until marriage?" I'd say yes, of course. Then they'd laugh at me for saying I wouldn't have sex. And then I'd say they were basically sluts, and they would get all offended and angry at me.
Who /nosocialmedia/ here?
Are us high-paranoia-low-profile fags being out-evolved by people with social media presence?
How can a robot even compete?
>>29051881
I don't think a facebook is required to procreate.
i have some accs to throll but nothing personal.
we are the lowest internet is no longer our home, we need to go back to the astral plane.
>>29051881
Social media is a waste of time but triggering landwhales on twitter is what I live for
was he a normie?
original thread
>>29051865
He was a sperger clearly
>>29051865
No. A normie would learn to pilot the EVA so that he could add it to his resume and make his father proud. Shinji is incapable of these things.
>>29051885
>>29051908
he had TWO qties who wanted to fuck him, possibly even three.
doesnt really sound like a non normie to me.
>roastie slut that goes to a school I went to made a video
>cries about getting roasted on a app by school mates (chitter)
>massive slut always fucks around with guys and has sex with other girls boyfriends and treats guys that aren't Chad like shit
>in the video "omg guys I have anxiety and depression" "I always mind my own business and never bother anyone"
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content://media/external/file/77594
Wow anon, thank you for posting this link to a video that is on the World Wide Web!
>>29051869
Forgot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvu-LcoRsPU
>>29051856
Holy fuck you're the biggest retard ive seen in a long time. You actually posted a internal link from your computer.
I've decided to become a trip to liven up my posting experience. What do you guys think?
bumping to show you niggers im not playing
>>29051794
I think it could be entertaining, youre certainly going to get alot more (You)'s though they wont be intelligent ones
>>29051794
>>29051853
u r the gay
>Buy overwatch
>Don't play it until a week after release on multiplayer to avoid laggy servers
>Finally get on
>Play as Mei
>Get a 10 kill streak
>Genji kills me
>Whatever, still pretty good for a nub
>Join different match
>Same person who killed me as genji plays
>Choose widowmaker
>Genjifag leaves me alone
>Choose Mei
>Genjifag kills me exact same way
>We go back and forth for literally an hour, and he only kills me when I play as Mei
>Ask him about it in chat
>"Mei is a chink."
>whatthefuckiswrongwithyou.jpg
Pic unrelated
>>29051707
>Spending $40 on first place
Man, it's not worth it.
>>29051707
git gud
also servers werent laggy at all. Servers been great since launch.
>>29051707
>not becoming best buds with that guy, pub stomping all chinks in your wake
I feel bad for you OP.
Yesterday I took 20mg 2C-B, and it felt very weak, weaker than 10mg 2C-B-Fly, which I had taken twice during the last week. I also took some LSD last weekend.
This week I took 65mg speed during an exam and 5mg Pyrazolam a day to deal with life. Yesterday evening I took 1mg Xanax but noticed no effect. After 7,5mg Zopiclone I finally fell sleep for about 11 hours, which was useful, as I has only slept 4-5 hours a day on average this week.
Today I took 15mg Etizolam spread over the day and just snorted some 50-60mg Speed to combat slight tireness.
I'm rather disappointed in Etiz; Valium and Klonopin fuck me up much nicer and the effect lingers for days.
How do junkies handle tolerance? When I started out. I took 20mg Valium and .5mg Klonopin was knocked out. Two days later I eat 4mg Klonopin for a pleasant, slightly drunken buzz. I have a similar problem with speed. If I take less than 50mg oral I just feel tired, both stimmed our focused, but also sleepy.
I want to smoke heroin and finish off my Codeine stocks, but I can't seem to manage to to get benzos out of my system.
Any politox users who can help me out?
>Your doses are kiddie shit
I work full time so I have to stay on top of things. I already walked into any exam ten minutes late not giving a fuck and aced it anyway. Before the majority of people were finished, but the teacher told me that was unacceptable after happened a couple times.
I'm tempted to approach that camewhore, but she seems to hate narcs.
>>29051672
nice "ashley" tribute
What the fuck are all those drugs even? You probably know the names of more drugs than you do people that are your friends.
>>29051696
Her name is Kira.
That's not Ashley.
>it is a scientific fact that there is a world in the multiverse where you are a Chad
how does this make you feel?
>>29051631
Good for him.
chablox
there's also a world where you are getting fucked in the ass in prison
>>29051631
what about a world where i'm a qt grill
>antipsychotics causing panic attacks
>>29051616
>been up all night on about a gram of caffeine
>just took some anti psychotics
>slowly getting comfy
>anti-depressants causing suicide ideation
>>29051616
>>29051680
That's your brain telling you to stop taking those jew poisons because they're literally killing you.
How do you imagine the future /r9k/? What kind of new Technologies will emerge? Do you think life as a robot will become easier in the future or will Chad 2.0 rule the new era as well?
>>29051608
universal basic income desu, lad
can't wait for the days of free energy and eternal neetdom
>>29051658
>implying
if anything of what you mentioned happens it will be long after we're all dead
I think humanity is on its last leg tbqh. Even if we expand out into the universe we would have to either A. master terraforming or B. stretch the earths reserves of resources out to beyond the solar system until we find a suitable planet for habitation. It sounds cliche but how long can the human species survive war, natural disaster, or ecodisasters?
>converted to Christianity 3 months ago
>More physically and mentally healthy
>Met a nice qt girl at church
>Tfw I know if I die, I will go to heaven
Why haven't you converted yet?
>>29051596
>>converted to Christianity 3 months ago
You realize you just lowered you're IQ right?
I used to wonder why converts to Christianity are laughed at like literal children while converters to Buddhism are lauded as embracing the single most objective and scientific-minded system of thought ever devised, surpassing science itself in the breadth of its scope, unification, and specificity.
Can't choose to believe something I think is untrue. Afterlife is only a meme to cheer us up.
What's it like being a girl?
When you are bored you can play with your boobs.
>>29051533
I wish I knew.
Today I had another dream that I was a girl and had nice loving sex with my husband which was ahot Chad.
You never have to worry about poverty, loneliness, dying in a workplace accident, marriage and divorce, or dying in war. Yet you have just as much political say as the men who do.
ITT: We post obnoxious dating profiles from women and explain what they mean
>don't message me if you're not chad
next?
>tfw live in des plaines too. Too bad well still probably never see each other anon.
Des Moines > Des Plaines
>getting kicked out at 21
>have to get a job now
>have enough money to pay for one months rent
Give me one reason to not kill myself. I don't see my life becoming anything interesting so I don't want to waste my time.
>>29051407
Join the goddamn military. Preferably Marines, or go for Navy and become and EOD tech or SEAL. I'm in the process of becoming and EOD tech and I'm happy I've made this decision. The guys you meet will accept you for who you are, you may get some shit in the beginning but as they get to know you better they'll beat the shit out of anyone who says shit about you.
>>29051407
Go to a poor central american country and live like a king for a few months.
>>29051475
I'd rather kill myself than be controlled directly by the corrupt USA, clean floors, and sleep on some military base for four years. Fuck that. Four fucking years gone.
Who else /isn't really going to kill himself but likes thinking about it/ here?
I plan out suicides when I get low as fuck
But after a day I won't think about it anymore, until something else drops me that low (rinse and repeat)
I think I might impulsively kill myself one day, is there any stopping it, fellow robots?
Nowadays its just an empty promise to myself as a form of entertainment to bear another day in my shithole existence.
>>29051425
I try to distract myself or put myself in a situation that I couldnt
>Music
>Running
>Any hobby really
>Be around people (before one of you shitlords say REEEEE GET OUT NORMY, connection to even one person is important when your sucidal)
>Suicide hotlines
>Go to a hospital if it's that bad
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