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Going to a sports bar for the first time tonight. Do I have to wear team clothing and cheer? Can I talk shit when my team scores? Also should I eat before I know bar food is pricey, I looked at the menu. And should I do shots before in the parking lot?
Also can you just sit there and not talk? If you want? Any other tips would help thanks
>>29057031
If you go to the sport bar with friends, which I doubt, just go with the flow, shout when they shout, drink when you feel like drinking, say 'D'oh" when player fails to score, and yell "bullshit!" every time judge intervenes
If you go to sports bar alone, either don't go at all, or sit there and do not talk.Enjoy drinking, and if you must pick 1 team and hope they will win
>>29057280
i will be going alone.
>>29057313
You can as well enjoy it. You must feel atmosphere in the bar. If people are shouting when somebody scores, you can shout too. Otherwise, just keep it to yourself, watch the game, and drink your poison.
If you smoke, you can go smoke and socialize with strangers in the break time.
die robots die
>>29056923
This is good, I want to see how many real superstitious (aka low IQ) people there are here.
>>29057354
Hey mods, please disregard the above fiction post. He was just replying to the thread
Friendly reminder to everyone here to consider when posting.
Lets show some support for Hillary. This thread is our last refuge on 4chan.
No trumpets allowed.
>>29056869
Was Bill a Chad? He looks numale af.
>>29056869
>Lets show some support for Hillary
na
>>29056869
Hillary is a terrible person and you should feel bad for making this thread.
How does /r9k/ deal with being surrounded by disgusting worthless creatures? I despise all the humans around me so much. Whenever I go outside I can't help but find it nauseating how these brainless shallow cretins insult my eyes and my ears with their mere existence.
Yeah I remember being an angsty teenager too. Boy am I glad I grew out of that attitude when I became a fucking adult.
>>29056905
y so defensive friend
>>29056905
This, OP is an egdy "HUMANS ARE SO EVIL I HATE THEM" teenager faggot.
>got 30 neet bucks from dad
>gotta get some nice liquors
What get? I'm tired of drinkin beer and I drink way to much vodka (white russians) and jack. What's a good hard liquor for around $30?
it's summertime, get some white rum so you can mix up a batch of refreshing mojitos.
>>29056782
buffalo trace
>>29056882
I'm in the mountains with Bacardi, simple syrup, limes and fresh wild-grown mint, can you suggest a recipe?
what animus are you watching, robots?
>>29056756
I dont watch anime anymore because I cant enjoy it or anything else anymore.
>>29056756
I don't watch anime because I am not an autistic manchild.
watch nichijou. My fauvorite animoo to date
Dubs names these lil fellas
Be creative
Biggie and Smalls.
Bird Reynolds and William Birdsworth
>>29056751
Dindu & Nuffinoregano
This is now a >>>>>>dubs bread
>no gf
>old, ugly
>no skills or prospects
>don't even find anime fun anymore
>only options are ditch digger niggerwork
>literally less valuable than a richfag's pet
>worthless
>a failure
why
page 10 dubs get fuck
watch and learn roachies
It's a beautiful day, robots
Why aren't you guys at the beach?
>>29056701
Ugly, ugly, ugIy, and ugIy
>>29056721
t. homosexual virgin
>>29056701
because it's 10:40pm
Whyyy is it so impossible to find a qt trap girlfriend? Should I try looking for ones that live in NYC? It's a 1-2 hour train ride, though.
>>29056656
cute traps are basically the same as a cute girl. You have no chance of meeting their standards.
>>29056690
I mean, I don't even know how to find traps. I've wanted one for years, even when I had a real girlfriend.
>>29056690
not true, you guys just gotta go for the ones who have low self esteem/self image or are at least a little bonkers (readL pretty much all of them)
why do you think you see qts female or otherwise with gross or lame looking dudes? and you think like what could she possibly see in him but its really more like what she doesn't see in herself or whatever
just creep on girls/traps with low self esteem and you're good amigo
>Gaysex not being enjoyable
Excuuuuuse me princess!
Have you seen Jack Styles, Kyler Moss or Roxy Red?
No?
Then don't talk shit! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Pham!
I mean, look at that boy! He literally stole my cummies last night.
>>29056652
breddy nice desu
>>29056652
>Jack Styles
fuck hes a qt
>>29056652
Link me pham
what size shoes do fembots wear?
(if it's size 10 or above, i don't want to hear about it)
>>29056650
>(if it's size 10 or above, i don't want to hear about it)
ahh
>>29056650
7 - 7.5 in US sizes :v
Is this some foot fetish thing?
>>29056650
Ranges from about 6.5-7.5
(Depending on the brand of shoe)
Cowboy boots are about 7.5
Flats and such are 6.5
>All Hispanics are automatically mexican
Why do normies believe in this
Because they either don't know better or are pretending not to know better as a way of being insulting.
>>29056555
I think it's like 2 thirds of all the Hispanics in the US are Mexican so I guess some dumbies just assume all of them must be. IDK
>caring about the distinctions between hispanics
>finally get some disposable NEETbux
>figure the hell with it lets get comfy
>buy used PS3 and check what all the fuzz is about those big franchises /v/ gets superduper excited
>its all button mashing, press x to win while pressing o does both block, kill the hostage and open the menu
>turn off console after 10 minutes out of sheer frustration
>>29056486
better than spending 1200 precious neet coins on an alien ware pc master race certified toaster box with nothing to play on it.
The only reason consoles exist is because there are retards out there that don't know how to use a pc.
It's a pitty when a good game is ps3/xbox/wii exclusive. But that's just holding a game hostage.
Basically, consoles are for drooling retards.
>>29056567
>This person likes something I don't lile so I hate them and they're all mentally disabled because I said so
>Be /pol/ack
>Get the urge to fuck a black chick
What to do? I don't want to start a relationship with one or anything.
Black chicks are easy dude
Just fuck one and never call her back
And stop being a racist
>>29056414
>>29056442
why would you want to fuck a nigger?
>>29056461
No idea
Urge just washed over me a few days ago and I can't get it out of my head
