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How do I get NEETbux?
I'm moving out of my parent's house soon and I want NEETbux.
No real disabilities except for anxiety and depression, but those won't get me shit.
I can fake autism EXTREMELY well, as I am an INTP.
Where do I go to apply?
What do I say?
pic drawn by me no h8
>>29053584
Fuck you, you worthless cunt. You're going to crash the system for the people that are really fucked in the head. I wish I could dox all you fucks and give your information to the government.
>anxiety and depression, but those won't get me shit
you'd be surbrise :DDD
those benefits are for people like me who really are entitled to them you cunt
>he thinks r9k is real
>>29053464
>you will never lick tomokos feet
>He is a summerfag
>Tfw no weed to handle this spergs on my board
>>29053464
What a boring post, yawn
If you guys hate how much easier women have it why don't you become one?
>>29053457
Because those aren't women.
>>29053457
I'm not a degenerate fuck.
>>29053457
why do you keep spamming here? just go cut your dick off already m8
Are chestlets afraid of being cucked by more fertile women?
>>29053438
qt shame about the rest of her bod
>>29053438
Why do girls with big tits always have a flat ass?
>>29053492
They don't.
Those that do are rolling in money from their rick cuck husband and don't need to make awkward webcam shows and amateur porn.
Why do men who treat women with respect get called "white knights?"
white knights are men who defend women even when they do wrong and terrible things
Because that's what you are you cuck.
A white knight. Women don't deserve respect since they don't give any. You know you're doing what you do for a desperate attempt at pussy and it ain't working.
Why don't men deserve to be treated with respect the same as women?
>He can't even into equality
my brother is having a party in our house and im alone in my room what should i do?
drown in anxiety and pace around and think about suicide and get startled at any loud noise and feel your heart go spastic when it sounds like somebody is approaching your door
>>29053409
pee in punch bowl
>>29053409
Fuck you're a retard bud. Go and get drunk wtf is wrong with you?
also its kinda odd to have a party at 3 pm
How come normies have zero self-awareness or any sense of introspection?
>>29053387
because it would destroy them.
Normies are just coping like anyone else by living social. As long as you are filing your mind with useless stuff and hobbies they will never excel in, normies don't have to think like robots do.
The social interaction and hierarchy comes natural to them subconsciously, since they trained it throughout their youth.
Their mind will actively revolt against this self insight, as it means to live outside the known training and giving up all the coping mechanisms.
>>29053459
I agree with you, but I can't tell if you're being serious or not because of the pic you attached.
Think of it as a video game. >robots are players
>normies are npcs
>chads are that fucking glitchy boss you can't beat no matter what
remove balding, pube mouth nu-male attention cucks.
Cool aesthetic aside, Peter Steele was a literal retard and a mediocre musician.
>>29053469
no way, he was a musician ahead of his time.
and he was a badass.
>>29053497
>Sounds like a less poetic Depeche Mode with the edgy (and simplistic guitar parts) turned up to eleven
>Ahead of his time
How does it feel to know you'll never compare?
if your woman loves you, and just so happens to need a big dick, you can just buy a cock-extension and strap that on your dick and fuck her with that
its 2016 man
>>29053309
yes, I know shes way prettier than me...
she almost broke his dick....
How come there are so many single men but no single women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qGKD4zfsw
This is the case for all animals, not all men mate but all women get fucked by someone in the descending order of alphadom, the men at the bottom who are single are those who don't compete or can't.
I feel like i'm losing IQ points by listening to this autist desu
This is a prime example of what happens to users of this site who are mentally weak
Women often demonise the concept of the "nice guy", describing them as vultures who prey on female vulnerability and who are only pretending to be nice to get pussy. They often claim that guys who find themselves in "the friendzone" are placed there because of their own inadequacies and shortcomings and that they're all pathetic, manipulative assholes.
But I've never really understood the ubiquitousness with which they try to write off all 'nice guys' who harbour crushes on them as sniveling creeps who are generally undeserving of sympathy or affection.
What does /r9k/ think? Are nice guys really just scumbags trying to pass themselves off as something else? Is the friendzone just a non-existent excuse? Or do women just try to paint them as such so they can feel more justified in not being attracted to men who genuinely love and care about them because they don't find them attractive? Maybe it's a combination of the two?
How does one avoid the friendzone? Can it be avoided or is it just the natural conclusion of trying to get close to a women who doesn't find you attractive?
the friendzone is just a mode of rejection.
What it means literally is, "I like the benefits you give me by staying acquaintances (backup plan/emotional tampon/person to hit up when I'm bored/wallet/etc) but I'm not attracted to you at all"
Nice guys are guys who have been taught, through society and media that by being nice, you will benefit in the end. The nice guy will get the girl in the end, the nice guy has a loving family, the nice guy will have a picture perfect life, etc. the nice guy does not treat his affection as a sexual object and hides his desire because he thinks that women should be treated with respect, whatever. But this works against him. Women are naturally attracted to dominance.
So nice guys aren't necessarily bad people or good people. They are just behind the times and have unrealistic ideals.
>>29053258
It's a defense mechanism for roasties.
That shy guy that you rejected in favor of Chad Thundercock? He probably a master manipulator that hates women
They will claim that being nice is the bare minimum that you have to do, but will fuck guys that treat them like shit only because they have good looks
Fuck roasties
>>29053258
It's not black and white. I've known of a nice guy who was genuinely a creep too. Bought lots of gifts for my then-girlfriend. Fingered my then-ex-girlfriend in her sleep (against her consent).
However, most nice guys are fine, just not particularly masculine, so naturally they're passed over.
It's not right that they're all given the same treatment, but it's not surprising to me either.
If you faggots roided and got tattoos all your problems would disappear
>>29053257
Sorry it's not that easy. Roids don't just magically make you stronger and give you good physique. A body like that comes from a good diet and putting in hard work at the gym. Roids just helps speed up the process a bit, but it's no wonder drug like the meme makes it out to be.
If anyone wants to actually do roids, ask me anything. It's cheap, don't have to leave your house, and impossible to get caught if you live in the US.
>>29053416
where the fuck do i get them
I cant afford a gym so i have a home universal machine
Are all women hardwired to be dishonest liars?
please post your encounters with the deceitful sex.
women depend on peers for everything. They have to fit into the clutches of society at all times, otherwise they literally cannot survive. If a woman had to hunt her own food alone she'd starve to death.
That's why they do these identity politics, to fit into as many groups as possible, to scavenge as many resources as possible.
Women are programmed to lie their way into everything.
>>29053128
whats the problem with those pictures?
>>29053199
Look at them one at a time. Slowly. Imagine that the first one you see is the left. She appears much more attractive. This is called using the "myspace angle" to hide your fatness. One who employs this tactic is known as a "master of angles"
redpill on being INFJ
Idk, ever heard of the term pro-social psychopath? Probably the most fitting description, I want good things to happen but seriously fuck people, they're all garbage.
Pic related, sad to see them go, not sad to see them gone.
Watch out for INFJ's
An INTJs best friend. They conquer the world together.
why don't you have a dakimakura /r9k/
because i don't have any money and they can be expensive. i want one with megumi on it.
>>29053201
so try saving your money?
is your waifu not worth it? you call yourself a robot but you aren't willing to make sacrifices for the one thing in your life that actually matters?
Haven't found one with my waifu on it that doesn't look like she's being raped.
