Age 15
>GF must be 10/10 face, 10/10 body
Age 20
>GF must be 8/10 face, 10/10 body
Age 25
>GF must be 6/10 face, 8/10 body
Age 28
>GF must be 5/10 face, 6/10 body
Fucking hell, I am heading towards ending up with some fat fuck uggo bitch the way my standards are dropping.
>>29053051
lol the only reason im not a kv is because i fuck with fat ugly girls that robots are too good for
every 6 months or so the thirst builds up, i find one online, talk to her, get her to come over my house. usually they'll come by like 4 or 5 times before they ctch onto what youre doing
>>29053067
how can u fuck a fat person?
fat people stink and are generally disgusting, how could you even get a hard on?
>>29053092
well they didnt really stink, they just smelled like sweat when we fucked, not like a foul odor or anything
and im not talking SSBBW 100+lbs overweight here, just girls between 30-70 overweight. my dick got hard because they touched it and sucked on it lol
i did have some hardness issues a few times though. im 19. i almost fucked a 45 year old bbw woman with a 17 year old kid in high school lol
Why haven't you fell for the tranny meme yet?
>>29053046
I'm not into fucking the mentally ill
>>29053046
l'd beat the shit out of that guy for being so deceptive
>>29053075
/thread
how the world views trannies
Is vsauce a nu-male?
He is. His videos are still alright though.
>>29053044
He's the perfect example of a numale.
dude science lmaoobviously
>liberalism
>believing that everyone is born equal
>believing in free will
>television
>taking the opinions of critics and reviewers of any medium seriously
>sneakers
>making excuses for improper grammar, ever
>the "marriage" meme
>the "women" meme
>the...
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>this thread again
I grew out of constantly reposting the same shit
I think there is a 50/50 chance you will go back to those things before you finally turn 18 OP.
WE WANT POOPIES LOLLLL
What are some weird/funny/offensive expressions in languages other than English? For example in bulgarian we have:
>Boy na negri w tymna nosht
translates to 'a bunch of niggers fighting in the dark night' and is used to emphasize that something is incomprehensible
>Da jiveesh kato byal chowek
'to live like a white man' i.e. to live a decent life
>Na gyza na geografiata / V na maika si putkata
'at geography's ass' / 'in...
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1 - Go to google translate
2 - set it to translate to Welsh
3 - type in "black man"
I'm from Ukraine and wow the language is so damn similar
>>29052996
Bulgaria is a massive shit hole, you guys are almost as scummy as turks or pakis
Here's an article about our future.
http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2015/the-lonely-end/
>A few years ago he received a call from a father whose son had just committed suicide. The young man was a hikikomori, a shut-in who had barely left his room in months. He was found electrocuted to death, a cable wrapped around his burnt flesh.
>'When the father spoke to me he did so very dispassionately, there was no trace of emotion in his voice,' Koremura says incredulously. 'He spoke to me as if it...
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i fantasize about killing myself and my father finding my body. he deserves to see it for himself face to face what he's done.
i want to leave a suicide note blaming him explicitly. i want him to stand over my corpse and tell him: you did this to me.
>>29052963
>hikikomori
hmm
>>29053111
I want to do this to her.
My parents were pretty shit but I don't care anywhere near enough to do it to them.
watching anime when you're 20+ years is a signal there's something wrong with you. prove me wrong
>>29052922
https://youtu.be/GXtes-dcF5k
>>29052922
You're posting on 4chan
Origami
post 3x3s?
what made you bitter towards women, /r9k/?
how did you grow out of it (if you did)?
a breakup with an incredibly vile piece of shit human being
i'm kinda glad it happened because now i can focus on the important things in life, whatever the fuck those are.
Being hated and treated poorly for things I couldn't change. Like being short, ugly and constantly angry looking.
im not bitter at women, i was just grossly misinformed or under-informed about dating, relationships, interacting with women.
>we live in the universe where women got the vote
>>29052773
Women's suffrage was western civilization's greatest mistake.
Slavery is probably #2 on the list.
>still caring about """"""voting"""""""
it's not worth leaving the house/waiting in line for.
>>29052773
>we live in the universe where the enlightenment happened
>tfw always wearing jeans and t shirt because I don't look good in other clothes
>finally find a style of clothing that flatters my disgusting body
>they change the cut
What's other clothes.
Like I really wanna know, what else is there for a guy to wear?
>>29052888
Button downs and polos and other awful shit that clings to your neck and is less comfortable than a t-shirt but braindead normies wear because "it looks good".
>hear revving of engines outside
>see normies driving their "luxury" cars up and down the road at break-neck speed in the middle of day
>also hear them at night, especially on saturdays
>it's annoying as fuck
>if I'm walking outside, almost all the time there are a bunch of normies in a car that zoom by me, shouting at me and anyone else they see
>mfw
why do they do this?
>YFW NORMIES EVEN BREATHE AROUND YOU
>>29052647
>Woke up this morning
>went to the casino for a 10am beer and to cash in
>street's closed nigga
>the normies have taken 2 blocks of the street to make a giant slip and slide
>dumb normies revving up their motorcycles
>dumb normies around me automatically look at them
What I hate more than those idiots revving up their cars for attention is idiots that give them attention
>diet for 3 days
>eating about 1850 calories a day
>exercising (hiit) pushups and plank etc all week
>still massive belly
>dont want a gf after i fapped
>ask myself why I'm torturing myself
>i don't know why the fuck im doing this
Fuck it all I'm having pancakes/waffles with maple syrup in the morning and bacon and eggs and sausages.
Then...
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>>>diet for 3 days
>expects to lose years of compounded bodyfat
>>29052635
>3 days
lmao
enjoy being fat for the rest of your life. Might as well just binge eat until you die if you don't care
>>29052635
Three days great.
You don't want to lose weight go eat more pancakes.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWrjIc-ZfQY
>this is allowed on youtube
>Though it will be another cancerous retardpie video
>it's a jap oil massage video
Why does it bother you?
>>/b/
And btw, you should probably kill yourself on the way to b, if you're a fan of the op pic faggot.
>>29052687
There is nothing /b/ or reddit about liking Pewdiepie. I'm a true robot and he is hte only person who can still make me laugh. He has this European honesty about him that an American could never have.
>>29052535
gopd quality bait tbqh
So, it's my birthday
post timestamp and proof first, like your driver's license.
>>29052538
i want pepe blotter for my berfdai
>>29052550
k post your wishlist then
ITT: Times you genuinely might have gotten laid but fucked up
>freshman year of high school
>in band
>around group of band friends
>changing into band uniforms, we usually wore skimpy stuff underneath so we wouldn't sweat to death
>see girl i somewhat know who's on flag team
>7/10 but has a literal 10/10 ass
>wearing short ass tight shorts and...
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>not manning up and fucking that booty
I think you might be gay, Anon
>>29052487
>Be me 20 y/o virgin
>traveling in Cambodia
>Meet English chick at hostel and start chatting and drinking
>As night goes on manage to get her naked and in my room
>can't get hard
> play with floppy dick for 5 minutes while eating her out
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I never came close to getting laid but I think I might have had a kiss if I wasn't such a sperg. That was last summer