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How does it feel knowing uncircumcised penises are undesirable to women in literally every way?
>amerigoys
Thank god I don't live in that third world shithole.
>implying shallow amerifat women are the norm
nice bait tho
Who the fuck cares what women want? I'm glad I'm not mutilated.
ITT: Rejection stories
>2009, be 17
>Sort of friends with attractive girl in college, share the same interests and whatnot
>Ask her out because why not?
>"Sorry not looking for a relationship right now etc etc."
>Sure I was rejected but felt surprisingly ok with it
>Later that evening on Facebook, see girl's status
>Along the lines of "some creepy guy I know know asked me out today"
>Shit-ton of likes from her Stacy friends, "who is it lol" one asks
>"Inbox me" she responds
>Next day a group of Chads and Stacys mock me over it, and the girl I asked out is deliberately avoiding me.
>Remove her from all my contacts and never interact with her again
>>29049141
Sounds pretty harsh, mate
>falling for the creep meme
Its just a shit test to see if you will obey their rules.
>>29049141
I bet she's a manager now, making more money than OP ever will
>tfw finally have enough money to live the rest of my life in a cabin deep in the woods
Surely this is the best feel ever. Looking for land atm. Goal is 10-20 acres with a well, stream and a small cabin or room to build one. Ofc internet is required. Cant wait for the winter when im sitting browsing memes and burning wood in my fire stove.
Anybody else dreaming about this? Scandinavian btw if anybody is during the same thing in scandinavia i could use some tips about gardening etc
Nice, though I would not have chosen something so far away from emergency services. One fire and you could be right fucked.
I'm NEETing it up on the cheap in the suburbs of a small beach town. Comfy.
I share your dream, I would love the hermit life. I live in usa though. How much money did you save up if you don't mind me asking?
Get a cat or you WILL have a rat infestation.
I happen to have found a dropbox account of this little slut, nothing special but worth a fap, if someone wants them i'll deliver
>>29049129
she have big tits?
>>29049129
does she have any pics of her w/o her pants
cute trap tBh
I want to study but all I've done today is jerk off and watch Dota 2 majors and I have an exam tomorrow
Help
You're fucked OP.
You should have been more disciplined and studied for your exam.
You earned your failure.
>>29049124
Turn off your computer right now, take your stuff to another room, and study there.
>>29049154
How about you fucking normie get off my case ?
>>29049167
will do so now
I feel like crying. Where did it all go so wrong?
Let it out anon.
>>29049117
>Where did it all go so wrong?
I dont know where, but I know when: August 18, 1920.
>>29049457
Oh and if youre wondering why I know that, I also know the date of the september 11 attacks and Hitler's suicide.
>anime doesn't bring me joy anymore
>addicted to many drugs but can't afford
>4chan doesn't bring me joy anymore
>23, live with parents, no job.
>masturbation has gotten old
>no gf
>no friends at all
what do you think, robots? should I just off myself?
Yes, you should. But so should everyone. Humanity is obsolete in 2016.
>>29049067
they went promiscuous and degenerate to the point of, not even animals, but insects as well. Now being a retard is glorified
>>29049049
Honest reply. First step would to be get clean. I seen alot of people i went to school with go down the same path and drugs is a large weight holding them down. Don't just give up with out
I'm about to go fuck this escort, wish me luck anons.
>paying to fuck a nigger
You will do no such thing.
She and her goon will rob you.
You'll have a hard time getting it in because your dick is too small and when you do, you'll cum in like 45 seconds. Then she'll thank you for the $80 and tell you to leave.
Give it to me straight friends, how fucked am I?
Fellow ENFP reporting in- shit is pretty cash if you can find or make a solid group of bros.
If you have no friends shit goes downhill pretty quick though.
>>29049025
>If you have no friends shit goes downhill pretty quick though.
Well that explains a lot. I had a group of bros but they all ended up abandoning me because I was the only one who challenged the leaders authority. I'm stuck in a rut dude.
>>29048985
>Exxxhere is your fucking content gookmoot happy now?
Pic related is your girlfriend
"I'm sorry Anon, i didn't mean to have sex with those guys.I was drunk... they were drunk..do you still want to be together? I still love you!"
What Do
Break up, cry, cry some More
>>29048983
Ask her to leave immediatly and cut contact.
>>29048983
man if she looked like that id go full cuck
I'm so obsessed with her.
>>29048927
Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot HOOOOOT!!!
>>29048927
I'm not really a pedofag, but she a qt. Would like to her friend
>>29048978
>pedofag
She's physically mature. 16 is legal in most places and she's almost 16.
So robots, why aren't you drinking orange juice? It's healthy (especially if you get the kind with pulp) and delicious too.
>not eating oranges and drinking water
fucking americans
I dont really care about my health all that much desu
>>29048889
It's full of sugar and calories and is perishable. There is cheaper zero cal drinks and vitamin pills for that. Plus, having 100 percent of my vitamin c in a day, especially in single setting, gives me acid reflux like there's vodka in my stomach.
>tfw becoming a socialist because it's fashionable and I want to fit in with my peers
>>29048876
IDK about socialism but I can tell you I want to stick my face in that girl's shimapan.
>>29048876
>You will never give Lenfried the dick
>>29048876
Read some theory and you'll realise the glorious science of dialectical materialist Leninism
So what happens to a neet when their parents get sick and/or die. I think I'm in that situation...wat do?
no idea
*bumping for interest
>>29048866
They have a panic attack because they know they have to either work or be homeless without the provision of mommy and daddy.
>>29048866
Shit im gonna be rich as fuck, but i'd still just kill myself with mass amounts of drugs. I'll prolly be a millionaire, but im literally gonna buy an assload of drugs and burn all my money and send my relatives the video before i kill myself. Greedy fucks.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7190537/Around-the-world-in-80-lays-Travel-fan-bonked-away-heartbreak-after-split-from-partner.html
The Past is the Past anon :)
jesus christ she looks like a villain from harry potter
>>29048798
Thats normal for brits
Reminds me of that "MY YEAR WITHOUT SEX" book by that other stupid woman.
How come we don't write our own books about our own feels r9k?
