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I read that it can give you cancer on the long run but I really like the taste of the Almond and the Matt drinks. Should I continue to drink 'em?
Any experienced soy-drinker bot?
>>29054191
I've been drinking almond milk for like at least 10 years. Sometimes soy, but I like the taste of almond better (specifically trader Joe's unsweetened vanilla almond milk)
Soy also has estrogen
>>29054684
Not enough to cause any effects (or I would drink nothing else)
Every single band with a female lead singer is just a cunt and her orbiters. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you cant
>>29054177
which one of them is the guy that left?
Echosmith
They're brother & sister
Yeah, I sometimes wonder about it myself.
Like, I'm 100% sure they all want to bang her, but they're too beta to do anything about it, so they just 'remain friends'.
Do you robots have any hobbies? Does it involve other people or is it a thing you do on your own?
>>29054174
I'm a film director
AMA
>>29054317
a robot director? Has to be Refn
>>29054317
Will you hire me to be your sound mixer?
What do I do when I'm angry at everything and nothing?
>>29054126
Based koreans
create chaos
>>29054126
Read The Catcher in the Rye.
Why does /r9k/ hate women so much?
>>29054041
not as much as i hate those split ends!
>>29054058
Ylkes!
Its easier to blame a mass media boogeyman than abstract issues like anxiety and depression.
Milo Yiannopoulos, godking of robot9001, explains why lesbians don't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSt62K70o0Ewomen only become lesbians because they can't chad
>men become faggot because they can't stacey
>>29054024
>Milo Yiannopoulos, godking of irredeemable faggots who don't realise that they're just buying into his clickbait.
I don't hate the guy, I'd do the same thing desu.
>>29054024
>obnoxious flaming homosexual
>godking of robot9001
Why do people read Dilbert? It's about a depressed wagecuck with an inferiority complex complaining about his situation. It's the most depressing shit I've ever seen.
Hahaha oh boy do I hate mondays!!
>>29054007
Why do people read that shlock? It's just a bunch of losers complaining. No one stabs anyone else with a turd, either, so it's not even funny.
This is how you do office comics. Fuck. Fuck Dilbert.
ITT post game soundtracks that make you feel good inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq-FeJ0scXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtTH1ZGG_D4
>nobody ever played this game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEAFjW9VqY
>>29053917
The first three Spyro games mane.
>r9k's not just satire
>>29053865
........duh
jalapenyo
>being this new
I want normalcucks off this board
>>29053901
>normalfags are the cucks
Wew
>Welcome to Subway. What can I get for you today?
Foot long veg on eyetalian, everything but olives and tomatos. Add sweet onion, salt and pepper. No I don't want a drink.
>>29053808
those are too full, faggot
the top is not at temp
jesus man, shit like this is why you can't go anywhere to eat
>>29053808
normal bread, all. Including yourself.
>thousands dead in terrorist attacks since 2010
>middle east is even more fucked up than it was in the 2000s
>immorality is now being glorified
>the rise of white guilt
>if you aren't far left you're a racist
>nanny state legislation
Why has this decade been so shit?
>>29053762
Womenr9gay
And its only going to get worse friendo.
I don't want to see what the future holds anymore but, I'm too pussy to end it.
It's a sad fate.
>movies are shit
>video games are shit
>music has been shit for quite a while
>tv is unwatchable
Call me grandpa if you will but, it will happen to you one day...
Maybe the turbans would stop killing thousands of us if we stopped killing hundreds of thousands of them
Why do white people like bondage so much?
they were the first of Earth's people's to be abducted by the Hyperborean Aliens and thereby developed a bond to being tied up in reminiscence of that bonding experience with the time traveling Hyperborean Aliens that live in the North Pole.
Higher intelligence is equated with sexual fetishes that involve a psychological aspect, like bondage and domination or submission
>>29053720
Self loathing guilt for the 400 years of torture and captivity of Africans.
Is this accurate?
Original post
>>29053704
Can jerk off to both kinds of porn but as a white guy obvl. prefer the right one.
>>29053704
>blacksonblondes
isnt a black on a blonde
sauce on right
"Your comment was not original."
>big brother comes back from uni
>makes dinner for us
>while we eat, he pulls out his phone and asks me if I watched "that" video
>I don't know what he's talking about
>shows me some grandma singing about peeling fruits
>no reaction
>see him
>he's laughing his ass off
>afterwards shows me and my mom some random "comedian" (think John Oliver, but whiter)
God I hate millennials so much, why are they so cringeowrthy and lacking in any communication skills
I could hear him arguing with my mom about the cooking, probably because he's not used to anyone telling him what to do anything.
Stop whining you little bitch. Just shut the fuck up.
>>29053638
fuck off idiot normie, go to facebook if you don't like it
>>29053613
>God I hate millennials so much
No, that's plain old retardation.
>tfw no 6/10 gf
>>29053595
If she didn't had that tumblr look going on I would date. She's cute, going for 9/10 models is a terrible idea unless you're Chad anyways.
>>29053595
That's more like a 4-4.5/10.
>>29053595
>that
>6/10
Yeah, I don't think so OP. That's too generous.
