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>be fembot
>all I want is a 6 foot 4, blue eyed, masculine man with a full head of a hair, 8/10 facial aesthetics, 8 inch penis who makes 100k+ a year
>tfw men like that are all taken
should I just end it?
Yes. Kill yourself, bitch.
>>29052483
>wants a blue-eyed chad
>post a brown eyed chad
uwot, fembot
>>29052511
chad? the guy I posted is clearly just an average 5/10 looking white guy
>go pee
>look down
>will never be whole
>go to r9k
>same foreskin ragebait thread with same image and same greentext
>hide it and move on with my life because i'm not obsessed with my cock
>>29052507
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
>>29052507
jewcock detected
>tfw i'm fat and ugly
>tfw i'm too shallow to mess with ugly or ugly/fat chicks
I wish i could be attracted to them, but i just can't. I know i'm no better to a girl but that still doesn't make me think different
>>29052386
what is your height man
>>29052386
You're born ugly anon but you can do something about being a fatass
>>29052423
5'11 to 6' i've been told different things. shit i could be 5'10" possibly, but i don't think so
>>29052454
I wish i could convince myself too, literally do not care about life enough
I need to take a break from 4chan. I've basically been on it everyday since 2007. Thing is, I don't know what else the internet has to offer.
What are some other sites which are better than 4chan and not so filled with hatred and nonsense, something not so divorced from reality?
Twitch tv desu
Gxs
>>29052292
>I don't know what else the internet has to offer.
porn
Do you have a family member that committed suicide?
My great grandfather shot himself in the head. There were probably more people but suicide is a very taboo topic.
Apparently it's quite common in my country, my parents knew plenty of people that have killed themselves.
Me soon
I tried, but none of my immediate family have ever succeeded.
>TFW I was molested in the school bathroom
>TFW I was home schooled
Were any of you robots child molested.
>>29052265
tell ful story please.
>>29052291
I had no dad, my mom fucked around with every guy she saw, one of them molested/raped me seriously for months. She didn't let me go to school either.
My father (suicide) and my stepfather were sexually abused. A friend of mine was pants-down almost-raped by his uncle, and he found out later of course the uncle was raping his adopted son and any friends he brought over.
Literally I've known only two female victims of sexual abuse, and one of them was molested in a mental institution.
I know far more men than women that have been sexual abused, and for far longer than one incident.
What have you turned me into? Is smugposting IRL the future of debate?
>>29052176
Kill yourself you autistic weabboo
>>29052176
>mfw I smugpost on Twitter.
You fucking shits have changed the way I communicate.
>Is smugposting IRL the future of debate?
sure
I immediately disregard any anime posters opinions
so that's something
What's the best mental illness to fake for neetbux? My doctor already thinks I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, should I just roll with that?
I'd be careful - a diagnosis like that will require strong psych meds that could fuck your brain up.
>>29052160
would say it's your best option, you can get away with that quite easily. If you were to claim you had aspergers or autism you'd have to act like a tard whenever you're around the doctor, and basically everybody else
>>29052160
Are personality disorders covered? If they are go for something like BPD, it's got no treatment beyond therapy (and even then only 80% have no symptoms after 15 years).
>second cousin found the fart coffin
i guess its summer now
>mommy found the cum drum
>Mr.Ted found the cuck shed
>tfw have a loving femanon willing to accept me as a person, that loves me, but I can't do anything cos I'm afraid I'll hurt her
This is why I / we deserve to be alone.
>>29052151
Define "cant do anything" what is it that you exactly want to do but cannot?
>>29052213
Allow myself to be with her, for her own good and mine.
>>29052238
Thats dumb thing to worry about desu senpai.
about to leave my house, get an iced coffee from somewhere, buy some hot pockets and candy and drinks and shiiiiit
literally fucking kill yourself oh my god
>>29052108
Why? I have a hard day of watching qt streamers play games ahead of me.
>>29052128
I literally fucking hate, I hope you fall outside and crack your fucking head open
Is chatterbate any good /r9k/? Been looking for new stuff to watch. Feels like I have exhausted all other streaming sites. I figure a site of adult streamers could sort this out? Is it full of token lovers though? Can you even watch if you have no account, no tokens, no money?
Bump. Regular stuff is just so boring.
they all love the tokens these attention whores cam4 is same some will put a show on for nothing but most want those fap tokens no sign up just on n fap tho so every cloud n all that
>>29052092
reallifecam.com
Your welcome fampai
The vast Land'o'Feels (Fela'Nent in the native language) is marked by two massive plateaus of ice. In the north, frozen forests dominate the landscape. In the south the plains turn to savannah, then to desert. Legend claims that even further south lies a jungle island with an active volcano.
IP: http://192.169.44.9:26094
DynamicMap: http://192.169.44.9:8123
Server is NOT pirate friendly sorry :(
We're /comfy/ as always and looking for new players.
>>29052079
minecraft?
cos it didnt work for me :(
>>29052183
how come? server is on 1.9.2 btw, you can change your version from the launcher
original bumppostin
who /fuckingbadteeth/ here ?
how does it effect your life ? i find myself closing my mouth while im laughing,even when im alone.its pretty fucking terrible
why god
>fucking CHICLETS
end me
>>29052030
you never really have bad teeth if you have teeth
>Coffee stained teeth
Seriously considering strips or professional whitening
If Jesus, a natural disaster, or a belligerent extraterrestrial were about to destroy the planet and you somehow had the ability to choose between sacrificing yourself to save everyone or sacrificing everyone to save yourself, which would you choose?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10396143
There is literally no point in sacrificing everyone else because you would be dead soon anyway. Or you could be a survivalist, but what are you surviving for? Humanity is over. Only suffering awaits.
One hand I can be freed from this suffering.
On the other, roasties and chads continue to exist.
i choose to not give that website my cookies
