I hate them so god damn fucking much, with their giant ass legs and disgusting wings. Last night when I was to about to go to sleep I had to put up with one of these things flying into the wall like a fucking drooling retard. I grabbed a glass, a shitty book and fucking trapped that thing like a fucking rat and it lost 3 of its repulsive legs in the process. I've kept it prisoner since, i want it to fucking starve and die of thirst.
One time, a few years ago, one of these fucking pieces of worthless shit had the audacity and the nerve to land ON MY FUCKING FACE. I flipped...
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>>29050568
document it with pics and post them
Yeah these disgusting things have zero awareness. Its like they are programmed to pick a random direction and fly until they smack into something then repeat. Why is such a worthless ugly creature allowed to exist? Natural selection should have eliminated it eons ago.
>>29050614
Here is the disgusting piece of shit you wanted to see so much.
If you have sex on the reg, you are going to get raped or be a rapist at some point. Takes one person to scream rape then you become exactly that, no matter what. Also risking getting a std, or even worse having a kid? What's the fun in that? Just to orgasm for a few seconds in your life where you work all day and live for the weekend to pick up girls and hang out with your "bros".
You know if you lost those gains you wouldn't have your gym bros that you hang out with so much and pick up women and all those females liking your photos while you flex...
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Apparently I'm going to be getting on social security disability and collect "SSI" because according to mother, there's a high chance that I "flew under the radar for autism," and I'm going to have an evaluation done.
So, an envelope containing cash would come to my mailbox once a month, and that's literally it? There has to be some sort of catch to this. I'm 20, high school dropout, NEET, not-doing-anything-with-my-life-and-i-don't-want-to-do-anything-with-my-life, by the way.
>>29050530
This post is true its fucking ridiculous.
>be me
>plow this girl for ~7-8 months senior year in HS
>strictly fwb thing even though we chilled daily and did a lot more than fwb do
>she doesn't tell people, I don't either cause I can keep my mouth shut
>one day we get drunk with her friend
>I finger her in front of...
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>>29050589
Would highly appreciate some input.
What does a bio like this mean?
>>29050527
It means she's an emotionless slut that hangs out with dudes to get fucked and because of that she has a cunt kid at 21. It's all right there in the bio, m8.
>>29050527
It means she has severe emotional problems and likes femdom
what the fuck is that shit near her lips
disgusting
also it means she is a slut and attention whore
she wants to hang out with guys because they show her attention satisfy her ego
while hanging out with them she banged some before so she has a daughter
The roaches walk into my trap, unaware of who pulls the strings.
This is nothing but a game to me.
>>29050521
Why would a 'puppet master' waste their time on an Internet imageboard?
Are you too stupid to manipulate people irl?
>>29050542
Of course a mere roach like you can't even begin to comprehend the depth of my plans.
>>29050521
Little does he know that I pull his strings...
I think I've lived too many lives.
too many to be able to maintain friends or relationships.
>spent my childhood listening to rap (with my dad and on TV)
>Coolio, 2Pac, Eminem were my favorites
>at this point, already in love with math and mostly play RPGs
>some friends in elementary school
>still kinda nerdy though
>pokemon master
>professional...
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GIVE ME SPACE SO O CAN BREATHE
>>29050414
>ninth grade
>bad break-up
>friend says you can get fucked up on Benadryl
>never did drugs before
>get to the point where I'm taking 16 or more almost every night
>even school nights
>unrelated to Benadryl, get invited to some hardcore and punk shows
>smoke weed...
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>eleventh grade
>dating girls and cheating on them regularly
>trying a wider variety of drugs
>still mostly prescription at this point
>ambien, cyclobenzaprine, vicodin, oxy, temazepam, tramadol, kpins
>the idea was to try almost everything once
>not well-liked by the other honors kids
>they are mad that I get the same grades...
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I still hate how this board has turned into wizardchan with complaining neckbeards and bitchy women.
>>29050390
what exactly was this board like before?
and when did the sudden shift in topic discussion happen?
>>29050422
Many years ago this board was just a simple board for greentexting and comfy feels.
>>29050390
same, I just wanted a classier /b/ with entertaining anecdotes from Anon's life.
>>29050422
The shift in discussion came when /r9k/ became known as the shut-in mad virgin place due to a couple of posts that were spread around, and thus with an influx of users that treated the board as such, it became a stereotype of its former self.
I just found out the normies have a new popular meme with caveman spongebob. What do you guys think?
Bretty good famalama
>Ironic memes
I feel like I'm in 2011 again.
>>29050408
>what is dat boi
>what is "succ"
>what is "dank meme"
there are layers of irony not comprehensible in 2016
>be me
>1,76m(5'9) manlet
>do x-ray scans of my back because car accident
>my back is completely crooked, according to the doctors I had this from
>start treatment
>4 months later I'm alredy 1,78m tall
He said that if I continue treatment I can reach up to 1,82m
>tfw gonna be tall
>>29050287
What treatment are you doing? I have some posture issues from when i was young but i dunno how to fix. I've just been doing stretches.
>1.82m is tall
Im 1.94m and still feel short. But people in my country are generally tall. I wished I lived in america where every second person is degenerate with some growth problem
>>29050327
Phisiotherapy? Don't know the word for it in english but the sessions are either in a pool or a big black matress. I get told wich exercises I have to do and sometimes the doctor helps me.
>>29050365
Holy shit where do you live? Brazillian here.
What tthe fuck is wrong with women?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7190537/Around-the-world-in-80-lays-Travel-fan-bonked-away-heartbreak-after-split-from-partner.html
This is why women like to "travel"
>HEARTBROKEN after being dumped, Laura Jane Williams indulged her passion for travelling but instead of sight-seeing, she immersed herself in local culture by sleeping with countless men.
>mfw this is what women mean when they say they "want to travel"
Some guys fuck of plenty of girls to get over being dumped, some girls fuck plenty of guys to get over being dumped. What's so weird?
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now, robots?
>>29050098
>Boxers
>Briefs
Both are for plebs lmao. Diapered master race tbhfam.
Boxer BRIEFS
>>29050098
neither because they're both for fags
>it's hot
>i'm sweaty
>the sun comes out too early
>all the chads and stacies are out socializing
>neighbors start gardening with loud equipment at 10 am
>can't use taxing programs comfortably because i'm scared computer will overheat
i fucking hate summer
>>29050057
same, winter is where its at
>>29050057
>can't use taxing programs comfortably because i'm scared computer will overheat
what kind of retarded setup you have that this happens?
>>29050057
Lel little NEET boy has such a shitty bamboo computer he has to worry about overheating, what a shame.
>Talking to normie friends (inb4 reeeee normie get out)
>Question of "would you date a stripper?"
>Goes around the table, giving our answers
>Most guys say yes
>I say no
>Get shamed for saying no
>They ask why
>"I don't want to date someone who sells their body for cash"
>"WHO CARES WHAT SHE DOES AS LONG AS SHE COMES HOME TO YOU?"
>Point out that strippers deal with pervy guys and they might cheat as well
>"HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT THAN GIRLS GOING TO BARS AND CLUBS AND GETTING GRINDED ON?"
>Explain that there's a certain type of person that resorts to stripping for money
>Tired of this bullshit
>Lie and say that I would date a former stripper, but not a current one
>"OH I GET IT LOL YOU'RE THE JEALOUS TYPE"
>Everyone laughs a bit and moves on
>I mad, but let it go
Is everyone a cuck nowadays? I couldn't deal with having a stripper gf.
>>29050017
I had a stripper GF, got bored though.
I agree. I'd be more than happy with a one night stand (I'll rubber up, too). But to date a stripper? If you're gonna date a stripper, you better be dating a dozen, because they don't last long.
>>29050017
Well your friends are weird because I don't think a single one of mine would pitch dating a stripper.
If Lovecraft were alive today he'd divide his time between /r9k/, /pol/, and /x/
>>29050005
No, he wouldn't.
He'd be writing and reading some more so he could get better ideas for his stories, you piece of shit. NEVER compare yourself to the H.P, motherfucker.
>>29050005
Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg.
Schizophrenic, failed out of his college because of his schizophrenia, came to hate normalfags and especially sexual immorality, started a beta uprising by somehow conquering Mongolia (at which point he forced a woman to marry him, since he was at this point a 30+yo kv.
>>29050405
Op sounds right to me.
>tfw born once
>got to be 5'9
haha fagot manlet
hows ur tiny dik
5'9 is tall where i live
>>29049976
Just put 'comfy' soles in your shoe faggot. Years ago I had some serious ankle/foot problems (not cause weight cause too much use) and I had to use soles to take some pain away. Added like 2-3 inches to my height.
>when he tells you his personality type and it starts with an I
>>29049952
>intellectual
>>29049952
>when he tells her his height and it starts with a 5
Introverts are the worst fucking people.
It's fine if they're robots and therefore they stay inside literally all the time and don't have friends. But normie introverts are literally the worst people in existence. They're the types who will blow you off for a meetup because they're "tired" (actually means they'd rather sleep/play shitty multiplayer games) and generally put the minimum level of effort into friendships.
Extroverts are based because they actually want to do shit, they're mostly friendly, and they value...
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