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"Oi ya cheeky cunt, watchoo doin ' in those bushes?! If ya wanna 'ave a quick lil' fuck ya betta' hurry, ol ' bugga'! Thinks me hears someone comin ', yes sir, yes I do! Take ya knickers off, let me see what you've got, eh mate?
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!"
Wat do?
>>29045872
Damn this made me laugh.
OP of the week
>tfw no abo gf
>tfw no one to go for walks in the woods with
Can you get high with oxcarbazepine (trileptal, tolep)? Erowid says nothing about those pills.
>>29045744
You could take one, but I doubt it's gonna do anything interesting and you might get an unpleasant side effect. I would try to find something else or just be sober personally.
If any of these side effects look like fun OP then you should try it
>>29045813
I actually have a whole package, as you can see. I would usually go for benzodiazepines....But I cannot buy anything else for now, that's why I asked.
>Wow, you're so cool! How can I be just like you, anon?
>>29045717
don't leave your house for the next 10 years. if you do, make sure to fill your pockets with spaghetti before you leave
>>29045717
Lots of sleep
>>29045717
trust me kid you don't want to
>Yesdrday I went to a bar with 3 friends and my twin brother.(I did not want to go with him, explain later)
>I don't really have common interests with my friends because I see them once in a few monthes.
>at the bar
>can't hear them because they are talking to them self and I am to far a way and there is loud music.
>2 of them are going out to talk with people.
>ended up with my brother and one friend.
I don't like to go out to places with my twin because he insecure(more then me), gentle and shut in and alot of the time that he speak he smile with embarrassed smile. and because people alot of the time people sees us as one person I feel like he is blocking me and I can't opend up.
>I felt like I couldn't share my thought and experience about girl(I am still a virgin) with my freind because of him.
>I felt like I couldn't go out side and talk with the people and the girls because of him, Because he will just stand there and do nothing.
I Wnat to experience these kind of thing alon and he is bothers me, at home we are ok.
Anyone have some a similar experience?
man stay loyal to your twin brother for fuck sake
do you know how lucky you are to have a twin brother. dam this annoyed me
thats your twin brother. i repeat twin brother
>>29045706
I am loyal to him and helped him, because of me he started to go to the gym.
but sometimes I feel like he his blocking me and I want to do stuff alone and I can't.
>>29045739
dont you dare hurt that kid wise guy. you are a piece of shit i can tell. your twin deserves better
Can you tell me about your shitty life please?
My mother just passed away and I need to know that there are people who have it worse.
you guys apparently don't like self pity
that sucks sorry man
Both of my parents are still alive, so my life isn't too shitty.
Sorry about your mom, anon.
You want to see a cute Japanese guys dick?is this considered small?
>>29045559
Yeah. That's like maybe 7 inches or so. Pretty small.
>>29045576
>>29045559
looks like 5 inches
>>29045576
Big for Asian
>tfw it's my birthday today
>tfw text from mummy
>tfw facebook friends post to me
Tell me /r9k/, why does no one remember YOUR birthday?
I hope giddeon enjoys his water
>>29045448
Happy birthday Anon :-)
I got text message from my sister. Thats more than normal.
Hey guys! If anyone watch to play overwatch on the ps4 sometime add me! I main mercy so we will always have a support.
>>29045442
PSN account is abradolflincler1 you might need to add capitals in it but im not sure
>healslut boys
cute
>>29045488
What? Original comment original comment
>robot wants a gf
>has nothing to offer only wants a mommy to fuck
>looking at relationships as a series of offers, followed by signing of contracts and exchange of goods and services
And they say I'm the autist
>only wants a mommy to fuck
Not just any mommy. I want to fuck MY mommy.
Problem?
>>29045433
what do you think that life is a fuckin anime faggot? and after a war you find your true love
>wasn't born rich
Why live?
DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!
WHY DID YOU BOTHER JIZZING INSIDE MOM IF YOU KNEW YOU WERE A FINANCIAL FUCKING FAILURE?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>wasn't born 6'4
just end it all
>>29045542
Most babies are under 2 ft tall dude.
Did you girls watch Disney films as young girls?
Are you still waiting on your prince charming?
There ain't no bitches on 4chan nigga!
I did, and no, but I am looking for the modern equivalent
I think the majority of people did, in the west anyway. The Fox and The Hound was my favorite- as far as prince charmings go, I just want a friendship like Copper and Todd had.
Under 6 feet tall thread
Comment if you're a smallfag
not_me._eheh_6'1_here
For the record
If you're between 5"4' and 5"9'' and you think you're too short stop giving a fuck. The more insecure you are, the less women will be attracted to you
lol 6" is the new average male height
over-processed estrogen pumped foods yay
Is this the only form of contact robots have with women on a regular basis?
>>29045253
Yup.
I was just talking about this in a thread a couple days ago.
>>29045253
I shower before I meet with the haircut person so I can get $5 off my appointment for excluding the shampoo.
No. I don't cut people's hair for a living.
>"Yo anon, spit some bars"
>some black kids in middle school challenged me to a rap battle
>they were actually kind of impressed with what I came up with (or at least pretended to be)
>actually thought of it a long time in advance and was itching to use it
>actually think i might be able to rap
>Remember I'm white
>Cry
>fuck off nigger
>I dont give a fuck about people of other colors
>Get the fuck out you aint my brother
>why dont you go and fuck a hyena
>when its dark outside I cant even see ya
Which always sunny character are you robots?
I would say I'm approaching dennis' emptyness and delusions of grandeur but I have charlies autism.
I'm definitely a Charlie
Dennis without the sex
Frankb ut mainly Dee I have the money but not the ideas and no one likes me and I'm a failure
![sad-cat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HKVdWcE.jpg "sad-cat[1]")
