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am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
>>29040074
you're in love with the abstract ideas of purity and intelligence. Anne Frank would be letting niggers and old men and 5'4" pooinloo programmers with bad haircuts fuck her asshole for $250 a pop if she was born in our time just like all the rest of them.
*snorts*
>>29040074
fuck off Jeff Mangum
oregano
ITT:
>normie guys answer fembot questions
>normie girls answer malebot questions
Please be nice to each other. No bullying or shitposting. Understand that people may have different opinions and yelling at them for it only causes pointless drama!
I thought you guys said life as a girl was easy mode but ever since I've transitioned I've been getting less and less people talking to me. What an I doing wrong?
>>29040050
Being a transgirl is not the same as being an actual girl. Transsexualism is a mental illness with no cure that offers a real solution, the closest to it is letting the mentally ill patient indulge in their illness.
By willingly indulging into an illness you don't have, you effectively set yourself up for worse. What you did is effectively changing your life and yourself into a walking fetish.
>>29040050
It's because you weren't born female.and you probably aren't passable so why would people deal with that shit
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL BELONG?
AHHHH LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
>>29039963
DEAR PRUDENCE, LET ME SEE YOU SMILE
DEAR PRUDENCE, LIKE A LITTLE CHILD
THE CLOUDS WILL BE A DAISY CHAIN
SO LET ME SEE YOU SMILE AGAIN
DEAR PRUDENCE, WON'T YOU LET ME SEE YOU SMILE?
>tfw no gf to listen to this song with while driving in your car
>>29040078
S T O PCan't take it famalam
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
and fuck off
What scares you?
myselforiginal commento roboto
>>29039873
I think I don't see the same world everyone else does.
I don't think my reflection is what people see when they look at me.
Also spiders.
that the happiness I'm waiting for will never come, that there's no point putting off my suicide any longer
Why do white people steal POC's culture while also ating it?
>>29039864
Why do shitskins steal white culture like houses and education and hygiene and electricity and literally every invention ever and then still complain about shit?
Why do poc always gotta bring up old shit?
I did a lot of regrettable stuff in middle school, and so did this poo in loo
Immediately disregarded for using the term POC
hey /r9k/, this is a somewhat serious thread. I need help from fellow robots. I'm an 18yo male, and I've never ejaculated. Never had sex, never masturbated, nothing. It's not like I'm busy with school or work or anything, I'm as much of a loser as you guys. I just never feel the urge to masturbate. I still look at some porn once in a while, but like it's mostly just nudes of celebrities. Not penetration or any other form of sex, that makes me uncomfortable, but I maybe haven't exposed myself to that enough to know for sure.
When I was like 15, I found that this was not normal but I kind of ignored it since I could still get an erection. But now, I can barely do that. I'm starting this has an effect on my day to day life. Do I actually have a problem? Is there a way I can fix it? I'm not opposed to going to a doctor's office and talking to him but obviously that wouldn't be preferable.
how did you ever pass penis inspection day at school?
that's certainly an unusual issue, OP. nobody on /r9k/ can help you with it. I definitely do recommend seeing a doctor. he may try a few things, as it perhaps may be a physical thing (for example, exercising more can help with ED in some cases). if he believes it to be a psychological thing, he may point you towards a psychologist.
regardless, see someone about it, as you've claimed it is getting worse as you age.
>>29039791
>Do I actually have a problem?
yes. Go see an urologist
Do girls who put big things in their assholes end up taking huge poops? Conversely, do girls who take huge poops have an easier time putting large things up their ass?
Or is there really no correlation whatsoever?
For what it's worth my gf can hardly fit my cock in her ass (it gets too thick at the base to bottom out) and shits like a rabbit.
I shit logs thicker than a walruses' dick and can take somewhat sizable things up the butt somewhat easily but I'm not about to push it and start using bad dragon or anything. Plastic dicks smaller than my own cock, fingers or tongues only.
>>29039722
Interesting, thanks for the info anon!
I wonder if girls usually have smaller poops than guys of the same size.
>>29039668
This made my dick excited desu
Can anybody relate?
3:00 PM
>Phoenix, Arizona, USA
>Walk out of store to the parking lot
>Wind is a blow dryer on 'very high'
>Shoes melt into asphalt
>Can't see my car
>Find it
>The heat waves made it look like a Hyundai instead of a camry.
>Get a sunburn on my way over there
>Hair, shirt, shorts and sandals drenched in sweat
>Get to the car
>3rd degree burns on my hands from opening
the handle
>2ed degree burns on the rest of my body from the seats
>Time to start the car
>Watch as the engine's temperature gauge goes down
>AC starting up
>Blows hot air
>Cloths are starting to dry off
3:04 PM
>Try to put on the oven mitt so I can drive
>Oven mitt is too hot
>4th degree burns on my hands
>AC finally working
>Point cold air at steering wheel and shifter to cool off so I can drive
3:15 PM
>Attempt to drive
>Steering wheel is still too hot
>5th degree burns on my hands
>Screw it, drive with my forearms
>3rd degree burns
>Get in turn lane for the freeway
>Red light
>Tires melt into asphalt
>Whatever, going fast reforms them into shape
>Get on the 60
>30 miles of straightness
>See a haboob
>Drive slowly through it
3:30 PM
>Finally get home
>Rub some Aloe from my front yard all over my body
>Watch as flesh regrows instantly
>All burns healed
>Inside my 80 degree air conditioned home
>Drink 5 large cups of ice water
>Pee
>Dark orange from dehydration
>Play video games and watch the news about how hot it was
9:00 PM
>Walk outside
>100 degrees
>Feels like a warm blanket
>I love Arizona
Quit exaggerating so much. This is all everyone from Phoenix has been talking about. I get that it's hot and the valley sucks, but just move to or visit a better part of the state. It's 20 degrees less 2 hours north of you.
>pic is op
>>29039601
>today's the day i start the rest of my life
>fill out job applications online
>call some places
>get an interview
>get ready to go outside
>open front door
>it's 115 degrees
>sun hits my face
>instantly blinded
>stumble onto my porch as i blink and try to regain eyesight
>grasping for door knob, finally find it
>pull door shut
>hand is dripping in sweat
>slips off knob
>pure steam coming off my skin and insulating my entire body
>throw door back open
>stumble inside
>wave of cool air hits
>eyesight is back
>shut door
>don't go back outside
>miss interview
And that's why I keep telling myself I'll just get a job when it's cooler out. Except that winter doesn't actually hit southern AZ until mid-December.
>>29039723
Staying inside is the best. It's 80 degrees all year round.
Dat feel when no bf
>>29039460
Fuck off, attention whore. Your sadness is a meme.
Dat feel when no daddy :c
No one in this thread is a biological female. You're all getting trolled
So.. uh...
Who here has actually been diagnosed with anything?
>no richard dawkins
shit picture
>>29039437
dysthymia, social anxiety, and avoidant personality disorder reporting in
>>29039437
I am diagnosed with Opizafa-Ghot
I don't know much about social class. Is this accurate?
>>29039369
not rcompletely because people are always different.
but i also have a skewed class view because i have lived with or been in every single social class on that list.
hunting is a very middle class activity in rural areas. also chess is a meme and everyone plays it. also upper class kids play video games all the time.
fairly accurate in some regards tho.
>>29039369
Intelligent upperclassmen are extinct now. They are just as degenerate as your average niggers now but since they're white its five million times worse
who actually goes to opera anymore, maybe fruity theater productions, this doesn't seem accurate
Alright /r9k/ let's get a pale vs. tan thread going.
What do you guys prefer? Personally I love pale.
1 for pale
2 for tan
I think 1 is way cuter in your image anon
>>29039363
Pale all the way. The "exotic" look is overrated.
>>29039732
gross cow eww
>no laid back girl to get high with
I fucking love Eliza dude.
Of course this comment isn't original.
>>29039271
enjoy being cucked when your qt needs some hard drugs that you can't afford.
>tfw no high strung girl to smoke meth with
Are there any girls out there who actually like the taste of cum or do they only swallow to please men?
>>29039265
Apparently it burns your throat like hard vodka if you don't have something really sweet like pineapple juice beforehand
My girlfriend always spits, or lets me cum on her tits/face, and I don't blame her because it's so unappealing to swallow it
>>29039265
it depends 100% on the guy's diet.
most guys have shit diets high in red meat and fatty foods and lacking in fruits and veggies so they have shit cum, but I had a vegetarian boyfriend once years ago and his cum was like candy.
>>29039330
>burns your throat
that sounds awful tbqh
>tfw no forever alone bf
fuck off cebruz, you disgusting faggot
>>29039176
post feminine cock and trap chest or gtfo
>tfw no olive bf
