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How does it feel to know your life is worthless?
>>29040046
>tfw you'll never be molested by your middle school english teacher
>>29040046
>wanted to be in a ball pit at 13
>>29040046
He's a young fucking thug Chad who already has facial hair. It's not fair.
>19 years old
>no friends
>no car
>no job
>no girlfriend
>didn't go to prom
>KHHV
Should I just end it?
>>29039950
yes, and not a moment too soon
>>29039950
>19
fuck off back to pre school little babby faggot
>19 years old
You're still wet behind the ears.
>no friends
It's okay. You'll make some eventually.
>no car
How about a bicycle?
>no job
What do you want to do?
>no girlfriend
Odds are she would be terrible for you anyway. I had a girlfriend when I was 19 and I wish she and I had never met. At 19 I was way too young to be able to tell the right types of girls from the wrong types. So I picked the wrong type, and boy did I ever suffer for it.
>didn't go to prom
Me either.
>KHHV
You and probably half the other 19 year olds on this earth.
I'M SO FUCKING SAD
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
EVERYTHING WENT WRONG
>>29039891
you okay, op?
blox
>>29039904
Sadly, op already hanged himself
Rip in peace op
then go and make it right for you.
my mom is coming to stay in my aparmtnet for a couple weeks and im nervous because we never have gotten a long very well and i just had to ask her for money
should i get a 12 pack of some beers to smooth things over and relieve my anxiety?
>gotten a long
I bet she's gotten plenty of longs though
>>29039734
man guy fieri is lookin good
Get get drunk and relieve the sexual tension
>Hate how far left 4chan is
>Hate how far right most of the rest of the internet is
Where the fuck do I go? niggerniggerniggernigger is just as fucking annoying as omg no hurt feelings
>>29039705
>4chan
>far left
Are we using different websites?
>>29039705
Please explain to me what you think far left means
>>29039705
I think you've switched left and right there m8.
I feel like taking a night walk tonight. I've done it before but not on the weekend, will I encounter partying normalfags?
Also /nightwalk/ general.
Not quite feeling a walk but might build a little fire, make some coffee, and just listen to some music for the rest of the night.
It depends where you're from and where you're walking. If you were Irish or British I would not recommend going for a quite walk through town when the streets are filled with drunks.
>>29039673
I take my night walks on quiet residential streets. There's almost never anybody out.
The Panda should be this board's official mascot.
>Only wants to eat and sleep all day
>loner
>fatass
>has a hard time finding a mate
>pitied by normies
Basically the NEETs of the animal kingdom.
Except people care about pandas and think they are cute
pandas just look stupid and gay I do not want to be that lame ass faggot "bear"
would be a cool pet dough, but only if it's fur is soft and it doesn't minding sleeping in bed with you like a dog does
>>29039666
Cool down anon its just a panda
>its a movie about the passage of time and leaving behind your childhood
I wanna free that bear!
>>29039622
>its a movie about picturing a better reality the moment you die
>>29039974
People shit on that movie for being 2edgy4me it made me feel emotions I didnt know I was capable of.
Jessica R. McCain, 23, of Lafayette, Indiana, faces charges of allegedly molesting a one-year-old boy andv filming it on a cell phone she borrowed, whe she returned the phone the shocked owner discovered the video and contacted police.
McCain admitted to police that she performed oral sex on the male child.
McCain is charged with 3 felonies, child molesting, child exploitation and manufactuing child pornography.
McCain's Facebook indicates that she works at Wabash National, a producer of commercial trucking equipment, and has studied business administration at the Indiana Institute of Technology in Fort Wayne.
McCain is currently in the Tippecanoe County Jail on $10,000 bond.
>Fuck Me
>Last Saturday night I was alone, eating pizza and enjoying a Hello Kitty Marathon and just down the road a 1 year old is getting a blow job, I am 23 and have never held hands with a girl and this kid is getting a BJ, a fucking Chad at birth
>Fuck my entire life
>>29039584
>molesting a one-year-old boy and filming it on a cell phone she borrowed
That woman should receive a prize.
She must have worked really hard to become that dumb.
>>29039584
>oral sex on a 1 year old
how is it even possible to form such an idea in your head?
when you get that fuckin fat your brain shrinks
If l got my brain hemispheres split, where would my consciousness reside?
>>29039535
define "consciousness"
bloxity blox
>>29039535
In both.
>>29039535
consciousness doesn't "reside" anywhere retard.
Anyone feel empty? But not in like some suicidal, angsty way.
I just have absolutely no idea what to do with my life, no idea where I fit, who I am, what I like anymore. I have zero motivation to do anything. Just sit here passing the days.
Sounds like me.
I think I'm a schizoid.
I fit the bill and honestly it doesn't bother me.
Nothing bothers me anymore.
>>29039491
same. i am not suicidal, but i feel... blank. i want to do nothing but hang around the house all day. i have no idea where i fit. while i don't hate people, i don't really want to associate or hang out with anyone. i find enjoyment of the routine - work my mindless job, come home, get drunk and play video games, sleep and repeat
>>29039491
Start rock climbing. I went to a gym. Met cute girls and interesting people my first day. Got a membership and got good. Now I go outside and climb up 100s of feet of cliff face. It's amazing and it's pretty safe if you learn and take it seriously.
Changed my life it's so amazing
This is what a female with social anxiety looks like
Maybe. I'm going to pretend for awhile that women have real problems though. It's more fun that way.
>>29039339
>tfw love shy wimminz
>>29039339
honestly though i have social anxiety and there are a lot of things i could do or look like i'm doing in a photograph that seem social. especially if i'm on a benzo prn.
even without that it's not like fear of the dark, where all the dark is scary.
it's much closer to that than to allergies but it's somewhere in between
POST SOME GOD DAMN SCREEN CAPS THAT YOU'VE SAVED
I figured all caps and aggressive tones would attract more attention
>>29039280
here you go you nigger
fuck it I'm bored.I only have a few. I never posted 2 of them
What's the viability of a men only community? No homo, but just dudes and no women (none of that trap bullshit nor FTM trans). Even just neighborhood.
How long would it be before some cunt sues and forces men to let her in, even though if a woman did the same thing (a women only community) we couldn't sue to get in?
Do you guys think the idea would catch on?
it would start out as no homo but end up with big gay orgies
>>29039472
Implying that orgies aren't wanted
>>29039260
The moment of its inception will be met with aggressive protests by feminists because it promotes misogyny and rape culture.
Also there would be men who would try to bring a girl in, and as soon as one gets an exception and gets in then the floodgates will open. Especially if it's a beta guy who's never gotten steady action (a male-only community would be most appealing to men who never get laid anyway)
What guidelines for the internet would you set for your hypothetical children?
Limited usage? Blocked sites? No internwt at all?
Discuss
I feel it'd be kinda unfair, but I'd heavily restrict it based off of what it has done to me. I want them to be normal
I think Chad's parents just made him go outside a lot. I don't think they blocked porn or anything.
>>29039284
This is right desu
Don't limit their internet, just force them to go outside so that in the end they'd rather go outside than use it.
>children
First of all, I'm never going to have children, nor do I want to have children. Way too expensive, way too much bullshit.
Secondly, if I do have children for some terrible reason (say I manage to fuck a roastie somehow-hasn't happened in 26 years so I'm not too worried) I'd probably be a pretty obsessive father, because I'm paranoid as fuck, and I hear having children changes you. How am I even supposed to set internet guidelines for them? They'll figure out how to get around things eventually, and I'm sure by the time I'd have kids that can use internet fucking babies will be calling each on cellphones through skype to facetime gurgling faces at each other.
My parents just instilled me with a sense of vicious paranoia that has made dealing with everything in life a near anxiety-attack. Guess I'll just do that, or let them do whatever.
No one on this board will have normal children anyway.
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