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It was fun while it lasted
>>29035147
Fucking deleted AGAIN.
Piss,
>>29035147
souvenir list
/b/ - cancer
/s4s/ - warm shit and fortune telling
/out/- sunburn
/x/- succubus gf
/qa/ - Safe haven then suprise bus bomb
/n/ - stole some bikes
/ck/ - TENDIES
/toy/ - QT thick robot waifu, clover
/po/ - a4 paper
/mlp/- rule 34 pony fan art and r9k x mlp fan fic http://pastebin.com/D9Hdz4WD
/asp/ - Scorn and more autism
/QST/ - fucking cool ass hero sword & living out fantasies where you have friends
/jp/ - fake katana and salt as we were the superior neets
/adv/ - Suicidal thoughts and Beee yourself
/Int/ - Banter between countries
/lgbt/ - Anal prolapse, gender dysphoria, Tranny piss, A list of pronouns, Aids
/vr/ - A nintendo and the sonic 3 barrel
/c/ - cute anime grills
>>29035147
>r9k goes on a trip
https://mega.nz/#!1VZFDAKB!raYxjk518K92RiQbCOHCyowwRQWX6BrHmXIlakYAy4s
The roastie behind the counter at the coffee shop writes this on your cup. What do you anon?
>>29035099
I WAS JUST CHECKING THE TIME YOU WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
talk to the manager and try to get her fired
Walk out, what else?
Why do normies have to turn everything in a social situation?
When I cook I don't need help because I have every action planned right before I do it. But when normies cook, there has be 2-3 people in the kitchen taking up so much space. They don't wash their hands and they don't practice proper food safety.
This isn't a restaurant. You aren't catering. It's just some CHICKEN CARBONARA!!! Why do you need 3 people for that?
It's even more cringey when they're recording themselves cooking and they don't have any proper knife handling skills or cutting skills. They act like they're all so pro at cooking using premade ingredients, dulling their blade by scrapping it against a cutting board, and taking 5 minutes to cut a single onion/tomato.
did you cook this or is it from tumblr?
>>29035205
No. I would cook this if I had the time and money to.
>>29035061
They made it into a social activity and you had to find a way to feel better about not having friends so you try to feel superior by looking down at them.
Who /linux/ here? Winfag normies stay out.
>>29034940
ubuntu 14.04 master race reporting in
>>29035024
Upgrade now.
>>29035058
16.04 was already available when I installed this, choosing this version was deliberate because
>no systemd (it's still too new)
>snaps is total cancer and goes against how the repos are supposed to work (and how chromium was outed for having sneaky code in it)
>I don't care about the software center or putting the launcher on the bottom
>it works perfectly
Who here unironically agree that this billboard is sexist and is just a cheap way for the jews at Marvel to promote their film through controversy.
Don't get me wrong I believe a lot of feminism viewpoints are wrong but this just seems desperate
>>29034924
God that movie was so bad
>Who here unironically agree that this billboard is sexist and is just a cheap way for the jews at Marvel to promote their film through controversy.
Bad guy chokes male
No problem
Bad guy chokes female
sexist
They just wanted to show drama and Laurence is the most bankable star they have
>>29034924
it's really hot desu
also wasn't the blue chick one of the bad guys
>>29035111
She is in the comics but Laurence got famous after signing the contract so now they made her a good guy who is never blue.
what are some robot approved comfy vidya?
You play on Mapleroyals as well? Looks like you've been playing a while, seeing as how mike (illuminate) is in your pic
Unravel is pretty comfy.
>>29034983
looks a bit shit desu
>"being rejected by women is like finding out you don't have cancer"
do you agree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drhxPq3zg4Y
Maybe to a much much much much lesser degree. Hopelessness is the feeling, just to different amounts I suppose.
having a gf is literally the only thing worth living for
>>29035019
>t. roastie whore vagina shill/white knight cuckold
Cheer me up, anons. I'm feeling existential.
Be proud of your sadness, Anon. It means you are more human.
Existential crises are the worst fampai. Like seriously fuck this shit.
Picture a dark hotel room on the 30th floor of a building in the middle of a big city. It's lit by the soft glow of a desk lamp. When you look out the window you can see busy streets with people and cars below under the streetlights but up where you are you can only hear the relaxation jazz on the radio. It's very hot in the city but in your room you have cool air conditioning
ITT we post movies that normies love and never shut up about
Hunger Games. BORING.
>>29034611
This, what a fucking horrible series that makes no sense whatsoever.
HE SAYS BUTT WHEN HES A SUPERHERO XDD
>Accidentally start a thread on the entirely wrong board
Who /stupid/ here?
>>29034404
(You)original anal paprika origami sudoku wtf benis
>>29034404
>accidentally start a thread on the wrong board
>apologize
>still get global banned
>the board has thread deletion disabled
>now have to wait for the inevitable ban because my of my mistake
This is how breasts are to be treated
>>29034357
you can do all this to boobies with no visible bruising
my ex loved it
God damn OP that's well fuck i really got nothing to say but i had to say this so yeah :D
Can a female please tell me how much it hurts to get your tits slapped, yanked and smashed? And how much do you want a guy to hurt your tits?
Name a better human being
Protip: you cant
True, I can't
This Japanese guy is better then Thom which really says something because Radiohead is one of my favorite bands.
https://youtu.be/4FDSdg09df8?t=17m50s
>>29034285
your momtoo bad I don't know her name kek
When did you start cumplay robots?
and how?
and why?
I don't have enough volume or pressure(?) to do that.
>>29034326
find a better position, and edge for some time before blowing
>>29034326
Stop masturbating so often,
R9k
>if you dont believe my abrahamic (jew) stories you're a fedora
how does it come that even niggers turn muslim
>>29034272
What kind of Wojak pic is this?
>>29034298
are you borderline retarded faggot?
Hi robots
Can you please post photos that were taken between 2000-2007?
It doesn't matter what the photo is, as long as it was taken during that timeframe
Thank you so much
On November 18, 2006, Holmes and Cruise were married in a Scientologist ceremony at the 15th-century Odescalchi Castle in Bracciano, Italy.
can't post a PO TO without some WO WOs
>>29034224
Bookmarking this thread, this looks very comfy
![timesq2008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RBACGrY.jpg "timesq2008[1]")